01x10 - Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner

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♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Oh Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddie Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

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♪ When the ghost and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Jinkies ♪

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♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you? ♪

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♪ Scoo Scoo ♪ ♪ Scooby-Dooby-Dooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

[laughing]

[kids chattering]

[Shaggy] Like, Halloween is the busiest day of the year

for me and a pup named Scooby-Doo.

All that free candy, and only one day to get it.

[doorbell ringing]

[kids] Trick or treat.

- Thanks a lot. - Thank you.

[both] Trick or treat.

Come on, you two.

We've already been to this house ten times.

[laughs] Like, we know. That's how we get the most candy.

[laughing]

We haven't been to that house yet.

[Shaggy] 'Like, g-g-go there? Oh, no way!'

Yeah. No way.

Whoever lives there can't be that bad.

Sure, we always play at that cool playground by their house.

Yeah, by their house. Like..

- We never have to go in it. - Yeah.

[Shaggy] 'Besides, you know what they say.'

'When he wasn't at sea sinking ships'

the pirate, Boobeard, used to live in that house.

Yeah. Boobeard. Boo!

- Really? - A pirate ghost? Get serious.

- I'm not afraid. I'm going in. - 'Me, too.'

Like, we can't let the girls go in by themselves.

- Uh-uh. - We-we..

We'd better go and protect them.

[Daphne] When will they learn? There are no such things as ghosts.

Arr, matey. That be what she thinks.

[laughing]

[doorbell ringing]

[intense music]

L-l-like, it's Boobeard, the pirate!

It is? Yikes!

[Freddie, Daphne and Velma] Trick or treat.

Oh, my, what nice costumes.

But, uh, what's wrong with your friends?

[Daphne] Oh, they think you have a ghost in your house.

But we do have a ghost. He lives in the attic.

[all] Huh?

- Like, w-we knew it. - Yeah.

A ghost? Come on.

No, we're serious.

Oh, but don't worry, our ghost is friendly.

- Did you hear that, Scoob? - Friendly?

Phew! Thank goodness.

[banging]

Like, what was that?

Boo, you landlubbers.

Boo-oo-oo!

[both] Zoinks!

Arr, you swabs, this is my house!

Pull anchor and get lost.

[Shaggy] Yikes!

[all groaning]

You swabs have until tomorrow

to move out, or you'll be sorry.

- Like, I-I'm already sorry. - Me, too.

I can't figure it out.

Our ghost has always been friendly until today.

Jinkies.

[gasps] Velma said, "Jinkies."

- It must be a clue. - It is.

Why would a ghost be carrying a stick of gum?

Uh, like, maybe the ghost has bad breath.

[camera clicks]

[groans]

[screams]

Ah! Run for your lives!

It's the ghost of the lost plumber!

Well, actually, that's Jack, our handyman.

He lives in our guesthouse out back.

Oh. Heh-heh.

I never believed all that ghost stuff before now.

I-I was fixing the furnace when it came in

all howlin' and yowlin'.

And then it went right through the wall.

- A-are you okay? - Well, not really.

Our nice ghost has turned into a bad ghost.

And he wants us to move out by tomorrow.

I guess we'll have to sell our home.

[bawling]

Thanks.

[blows nose]

Oh, that's terrible! Who will take care of the park?

I don't know.

[Daphne] You mean, this groovy park is yours?

[Mr. Johnson] Yes, but not for long.

Look, if you need any help packing, give me a holler.

But if you don't mind, before that ghost shows up again

I-I'm packing my things, too.

Like, good luck finding someone to buy your house

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson.

Not so fast, you two.

- Like, don't say it, Freddie. - Yeah. Don't say it.

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, allow me to offer the services

of the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

- He said it, Scoob. - Yeah, I know.

[whimpers]

That's right, we could find out

who's really trying to scare you away from your house

and why.

[Mr. Johnson] Now, now, don't worry about us. You kids run along.

[Mrs. Johnson] But, dear, whoever buys our house

will probably tear it down.

[Mr. Johnson] 'I know, ma, but that's the only way'

to get rid of a bad ghost.

[instrumental music]

Like, I'm so happy we don't have to look for that spooky ghost.

Yeah. I'm happy, too.

[bawling]

[sighs]

[bawling] Thanks, Velma.

[bawling]

The poor Johnsons.

We could do something to help them

even if they don't want us to.

Yeah. Maybe you're right. We could.. Zoinks!

- Like, who's that? - It's the ghost!

Like, run for it!

vroom

[ominous music]

screech

[elevator bell dings]

screech

[all sighing]

Phew! I think we lost it.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

[music continues]

[all screaming]

A ghost!

clang

Ghost? Where? Where?

[both screaming]

[Shaggy] Like, we're talking about you.

Who? Little old me?

[chuckles] Don't worry.

- I am afraid of ghosts, too. - You are?

[Daphne] Oh, please, everybody.

There are no such things as ghosts.

That's right. You can't fool us, Red Herring.

Now take off that fakey mask.

[all] Huh?

Is that really necessary?

[screaming]

vroom

Jinkies, a visible free-floating

full-torso, ectoplasmic manifestation.

Gee, and all this time I thought I was a ghost.

[Scooby sniffing]

No way. Can you prove that you're a real ghost?

Hm. Let me think. Uh, what could I do?

Uh, nope. Can't think of a thing. Sorry.

But I can prove that I'm friendly.

My name is Bartholomew Byford Boo.

But my friends call me Mr. Boo.

Nice to meet you. We're the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

I know. And I want to hire you. How much is it?

Huh? Uh, 25 cents a day.

Uh, yeah, and, like, plus candy expenses.

Yeah, plus candy expenses. Yum, yum.

Oh, dear, that's pretty steep. But it's worth it.

You see, I have a terrible problem.

Everybody thinks I've been bad.

So they're going to tear down my house.

Hey, you must be the nice ghost the Johnsons were talking about.

- That's me. - But..

Aren't, like, you a p-p-pirate?

No, but I was a fisherman on the weekends.

Boy, people sure blow things out of proportion.

You kids have to help me.

Do you know what happens when they tear down a ghost's house?

Uh, uh-uh. What?

Poof. No more Mr. Boo.

[all gasping]

- Roof? - No. Poof.

That's terrible!

Come on, everybody, let's get

'to the bottom of this mystery.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh!

But, Scooby, we have to look in

that scary, spooky, slimy house for clues.

- Not me. - Come on, Scooby.

- We need your super-sniffer. - You can have it.

Ew! Gross me out.

Oh, I know what you want.

Would you go in for an extra-large Scooby Snack?

Extra large? Uh-uh.

Would you go in for a super extra-large?

Super extra-large?

- Uh, no, thanks. - 'Okay.'

How about a super-deluxe

oh-my-gosh-it's-coming- towards-me

jumbo-sized Scooby Snack?

Super-deluxe oh-my-gosh-it's- coming-towards-me-jumbo-sized?

[panting] Yeah, yeah.

[whistles]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooba-Dee-Doo ♪

Oh, boy!

♪ Doo-roo Scooby-Doo Scooby ♪

I'll be right up.

[Scooby slurping]

♪ Scooba-Dee-Doo ♪

- Like, coming, Scooby? - Yeah. I'm coming.

[groans]

Ew! It's kind of dusty in here.

Sorry, but cleaning day is Saturday.

screech

[sniffing]

[sneezes]

[Mr. Boo] Oh, my. Gesundheit.

Thank you. Huh?

[Mr. Boo] Brr! It's chilly in here.

Ah. Much better.

- Like, Scoob, check this out. - Coming, Shaggy.

[screams]

[Velma screams]

Sorry. Heh-heh-heh.

Jinkies!

[Freddie] Aha! I knew it!

Clue number two. A spent can of white spray paint.

Velma, look!

A real ghost wouldn't need to spray his chains white.

Clue number three. Spray-painted chains.

[laughs]

Avast, ye lubbers! Boo!

Aha! Clue number four, the ghost himself.

Huh?

[teeth chattering] Oh..

Rikes!

[all] Run!

Arr! Boo!

screech

[laughing]

[gulps] Like, Deadendsville.

[all screaming]

Arr! I'll make you wish you never helped the Johnsons.

[gasping] Oh..

[laughing]

Arr, stop helping the Johnsons

'and get lost!'

Jinkies!

A pulley.

And, look, a wire.

Quick. Hang on.

Shaggy, Scooby, let's go.

- Wake up, fellas. - Huh?

[yawns]

[gasps]

Boo, you scurvy dogs, boo!

♪ Doo-doo Scooby-Doo doo-doo Scooby-Doo ♪

[all groaning]

[all screaming]

[all] Whoa!

[all groaning]

[laughing]

Arr! Boo!

Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Ah!

crash

Good going, Scoob!

Ptooey! Thanks. Uh, what did I do?

Like, you heard the ghost. Let's quit this case and split.

What's going on out here?

[panting] What's all the racket?

I thought we told you kids we didn't

want you snooping around here.

But look at all these clues we found, sir.

Well, I'll be! You mean that ghost might not be real?

Apparently so.

[car honking]

[instrumental music]

So you're finally selling your house.

It's about time. How much do you want?

Hey. Who are you?

I am Ms. Spelling

the owner of the finest restaurants in Coolsville.

[car honking]

Howdy, folks? O'Greazy's the name.

Fast fast-food's the game.

Here, have yourselves a nice bucket o' chili. Heh-heh.

[insects buzzing]

Oh, boy, even Scoob and I won't eat that.

Yeah. Bucket of chili? Y-yuck.

Hey, did I hear something about a house being for sale, eh?

How much?

[blows]

Hold the phone. Stop the clock!

How did you two know that the Johnsons' house was for sale?

Huh? Huh? Maybe the ghost of the lost plumber told you.

Come on. Admit it. Fess up!

Why, everybody knows about it.

Hey, this land is the perfect location

for the next O'Greazy Bucket O' Fun restaurant.

[chuckles]

If you let me buy your land

voila, Chez Spelling Restaurante.

Alright, you two, shoo.

The Johnsons will call you if they decide to sell.

- Shoo, shoo, shoo. - Yeah.

[Daphne] Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Well, I never..

[engine revving]

Yeah, I hope youse, uh, let me buy your land.

[car engine starts]

[engine revving]

Hey, Mr. O'Greazy chews the same gum as the ghost.

[beeping]

Like, step aside. It's Scooby's super-sniffer.

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Scooby-Doo-wee ♪

♪ Do-wee do-wee ♪♪

[door creaks]

[Shaggy] 'Like, a bucket o' fries'

and a secret trap door?

Maybe O'Greazy is the ghost.

First it was the gum, now this.

Gee. I wonder where this tunnel goes to.

Aye, boo-oo!

- Like, let's find out! - Yeah.

♪ Ooh ooh boo ♪♪

♪ From the depths of the ocean blue ♪

♪ Comes a tale of the haunted crew ♪

♪ They had a captain with the name of Boo ♪

♪ Boobeard was his name ♪ ♪ Boo ♪

♪ Boobeard.. ♪

Jinkies! Look.

[Daphne] 'You'd think we would find plans to a restaurant'

'not an office building.'

Wow, I bet you could make a million dollars

with a building like this.

Actually, 3.6 million.

[Boobeard] Ahem.

Boo.

[all screaming]

♪ He's an old salt from the briny sea ♪

♪ A pirate from beyond just take it from me ♪

♪ Where he's at you don't wanna be ♪

♪ Boobeard is his name ♪ ♪ Boo ♪

♪ Boobeard's coming ♪

[Boobeard grunting]

♪ Boobeard Boobeard is his name ♪

vroom

♪ Boobeard Boobeard is his name ♪

♪ Boobeard ♪

[screaming]

Oh, that does it.

I'm not waiting until tomorrow to sell the house.

I'm calling Mr. O'Greazy and Ms. Spelling right now.

No, wait! We've almost figured out who the ghost is.

Who cares?

That Boobeard is scaring

the heebie-jeebies out of us.

- Yeah, me, too. - Me three.

But I sure wish you could find someone

who wouldn't cut down all those beautiful trees.

Nobody loves those trees as much as we do.

[sighs] Oh, well

goodbye and good luck, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson.

Uh, Jack, uh, uh, could you buy our house and land?

Who, me? Ah..

Well, I wish I could, but I've only got enough money

to, uh, buy the house.

That's okay. We could, uh, give you the land.

[all gasping]

- 'Really?' - Yes.

And then we could use the money to buy a new home.

Hey, yeah.

I could tear down this house, get rid of the ghost

live in the guesthouse and take care of the land.

You've got yourself a deal.

You go ahead and unpack while we draw up the papers.

Okay, great! Thanks!

Oh, dear, Jack is gonna tear down my home.

You know what that means.

Yeah, roof.

No, poof. Like that.

This is terrible. Velma, what are we going to do?

A plan.

A plan? Whoopie!

Like, you're safe now, Mr. Boo. Velma has a plan.

[whistling]

[knocking on door]

Jack, did you hear the good news?

No. What?

The Johnsons decided they don't

have to sell after all.

They don't? Uh..

Hey, that's great! How did they do it?

They hired No Ghost, the expert ghost exterminators.

Nice to meet you. Excuse me.

Hey, that's just a magnet.

That's right. Ghosts just hate magnets.

- They do? - See for yourself.

Oh, me. Oh, my. Us ghosts just hate magnets.

Help. Help..

Uh, we better stay out of his way.

We'll call you when he's finished.

[chuckles] It's working.

Did you see the look on his face?

Yeah. Heh-heh-heh. Yeah.

Avast, ye swabs!

Boo!

Wait for me!

Arr! I ain't afraid of no magnet, you landlubbers!

[Scooby whimpering]

[Boobeard chuckling]

[gasps]

[thuds]

[grunting]

Let me go, you scurvy dogs!

- You did it! - All right.

[cheering]

- You saved my home. - I did?

Thanks to you children, now we won't have to sell our house.

[Mr. Johnson] 'But who's the ghost?'

Let's review the suspects, shall we?

Suspect number one, Mr. O'Greazy.

Suspect number two, Ms. Spelling.

- Suspect number three.. - 'Mm..'

Suspect number 89, my third-grade English teacher.

[yawns] Freddie, but who's the ghost?

I don't know, but there sure are a lot of suspects.

[all groaning]

Actually, it's quite simple.

First we found the ghost wasn't real.

Yeah, a real ghost wouldn't need a wire to fly.

I can vouch for that.

Then we found these blueprints.

Hey, those aren't plans for a restaurant.

Exactly, that's why

Boobeard couldn't be O'Greazy or Spelling.

[all gasping]

Like, what about the gum the ghost dropped?

And that bucket o' fries we found by the secret tunnel?

Boobeard put them there just to make us think it was O'Greazy.

'You see, all along'

'it was Jack.'

- Yeah. - Jack?

Yeah, that's right, I spent years being nice

to these two geezers waiting for my chance.

[Jack] 'I couldn't wait for 'em to move out.'

'So I decided to scare 'em out.'

I get it. Jack knew this land was worth a lot of money.

He also knew that the Johnsons would never sell to someone

who would tear down the park and trees.

[Shaggy] Like, they thought you were gonna take care of the trees.

- But you weren't. - Yeah, poor trees.

Yeah. Who cares about the stupid trees?

I was gonna make millions!

And I would've gotten away with it too

if it weren't for you pesky kids!

[blows a raspberry]

Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.

[clears throat] And that puppy.

Come on, buddy, let's go.

I still don't believe there are such things as ghosts

but I'm sure glad you're safe now.

[Mr. Boo] Thanks a million, kids.

[sniffles] Why, if it wasn't

for good friends like you, I'd be--

- Like, we know. Poof? - That's right.

But most of all, I'd like to thank a pup named..

[slurps] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Scooby's so cool ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪ ♪ Oh Scooby ♪♪

[instrumental music]

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