03x01 - Night of the Boogey Biker/Dawn of the Spooky Shuttle Scare

[bunniefuu]

♪ Sco-scooby,dooby, dooby, a pup named scooby ♪

♪ Doo-by, doo, scooby-doo ♪♪

Like, it was a great day.

The g*ng and I had gone to the coolsville space center

Along with my pal, a pup named scooby-doo.

I'm ready to go.

Like, what happened to you, scoob?

It's scooby-doo, space puppy.

Oh, scooby, you're not going into space.

I'm not?

Oh, rats.

Like, that's really cool about your experiment, velma.

It was actually chosen to go into space on the space shuttle.

Wow, imagine what it must be like to be in orbit.

You should know, freddie.

My experiment is important.

It's crucial.

It can change life as we know it.

Uh, what exactly is it, velma?

To see if microwave scooby snacks will cook in outer space.

I often wondered about that.

I started working on this experiment

When I was just a child.

Jinkies, what's this?

He, he, he, he, rhi relma.

He, he, he, he, he.

Jinkies, this is the most important day of my life.

Oh, there you are, kids.

I've got a special treat for you.

Like, what is it, mr. Sinclair?

Yeah, what?

I'm taking you on a tour of the shuttle.

Wow, I wonder if there are any martians hiding

On the coolsville space shuttle.

Like, forget it.

Scoob and I are gonna hit the refreshment stand instead.

Yeah, it's safe there.

There's no such things as martians.

Get back in here, you two.

Uh-huh, no way.

Not on your life, never.

Would you do it for a scooby snack?

Okay!

Like, that may work for scooby, but not for me.

Would you do it for a shaggy snack?

Count me in!

Ahhh.

All right, we're ready.

I'll show you around the shuttle.

Rallow me.

Zoinks, it's an astronaut ghost!

Let's get outta here.

Rrr, it's okay.

Like, that was close.

Yee-haw.

This mission is grounded.

Like rodger wilcox.

You got it.

Out of my way, scoob.

No, you get out of my way.

That's not fair, I'm like 100 times more scared than you are.

Huh, I'm a rousand times more scared.

Watch.

Oh, that's nothin'.

Look at me.

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Uh-um,

Excuse me but, rawr!

Ahhh!

Rawr!

Like, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to leave.

This is a restricted space shuttle area.

No ghosts allowed.

Yeah, ran't you read?

Oops, sorry.

Quick, come on, scoob. It's split city.

You're right, shaggy.

Huh?

Waaa, waaa!

What was that all about?

Like, I don't know, and I don't wanna find out.

Me either.

Oh, no, scooby.

The ghost dropped contaminated alien juice on your back.

Ro, no.

Not ronaminated ralien ruce!

Ret it off!

Oh scooby, it's not alien juice.

Jinkies, it's just shoe polish.

It is?

Phew.

We must've run in opposite directions.

Are you kids all right?

Like, if the ghost's gone, we're all right.

Yeah.

Well, I'm afraid I have no choice

But to cancel today's launch.

It's just too dangerous with that ghost lurking about.

No launch?

Jinkies.

Conditions won't be like this again for my experiment

Until the year 2047.

Don't worry, velma.

The scooby-doo detective agency is on the case.

Thanks, freddie.

And we'll do our best to solve it before the year 2047.

Freddie.

Well, we will.

Come on, g*ng, let's find some clues.

Hey, you. Give me back my boot.

With pleasure.

Phew.

All right buddy, just who do you think you are?

My name's billy bob joe bob harris.

Well, mr. Harris.

Oh, you don't have to call me mr. Harris, you can call

Me billy bob, or you can call me joe bob, or you can call

Me billy joe, or you can call me billy billy,

Or you can call me bob bob, or you can...

Ah, we get the idea.

Just what do you think you're doin' sneakin' around here

Like you own the place?

I do own the place!

Oh.

In fact, everything was fine until they came along

And built this here space center.

Well, now I wish they'd close it down.

Them lift-offs spook my cows.

Moo.

Raww, roor cows.

Well, what do you know about ghosts?

I know ghosts is mean, ghosts is horrible,

Ghosts is gruesome.

'Course if he's hauntin' that place, he can't be all bad.

Well, I gotta mosey on back to my new business.

Like, what's that, sir?

Sellin' shuttle souvenirs to the tourists, yep.

Oh, brother.

You know, he sure talks like the ghost.

Let's go g*ng, we've gotta get our ghost.

Excuse me, sir, I've got a question,

And I need an answer right now.

Yeah, right now.

Uh, well, what is it?

Like, where's the lunch room?

We're hungry, uh, huh, he, he.

Hey, aren't you velma dinkley?

Yes, that's her, the same girl who just had her

Life-long dreams ruined.

Gee, freddie, you always know how to say just the right thing.

Yeah, it's a gift of mine.

Like, who are you?

I'm simon simonson.

Velma's project was chosen over my anti-gravity boots

To go up on the shuttle.

I'll bet you were mad about that.

Are you kidding?

What could be more important than her

Scooby snack experiment?

Nothing.

Besides, I only have to wait 10 years for another flight.

I can just imagine how bad you must feel, velma.

Yeah, she's pretty much an empty shell of a human being.

Reddie!

Well, she is.

Well, I've got to go now and polish my anti-gravity boots

For the launch.

But that's not for 10 years.

Hmm, but time really flies when you're polishing.

Well g*ng, there's only one place left for us

To search for clues.

Like at home.

Yeah, where it's safe.

No, we're goin' to the shuttle's hanger.

The shuttle?

Like, no way. That's where the ghost was.

Yeah, ri'm staying put.

Jinkies.

Unless we solve this mystery, my dreams will be shattered.

Oh, boy. Do you feel like a heel, scoob?

Big time.

Then, let's do it, scoob.

Yeah, for relma.

Jinkies. You two are the greatest.

Did you find anything, scooby?

Not yet.

Like, good going, scooby, you found a clue.

Jinkies, it's a scientific formula.

Oh, boy, tv.

Look, it's a ghost, and he's got his own tv show.

Rawwr!

Let's get out of here.

Waaa.

Booahhh.

This is your last round, partner.

Hey!

Like, oh no.

The ghost has scoob.

Get off, little doggie.

Booahh.

You're not red herring by any chance, are you?

No.

Just thought I'd ask.

Scooby-doo, where are you?

Right here.

Rahhh.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, this hanger ain't big enough for all of us.

Like, good goin', scoob.

You gave the ghost the boot.

Get it scoob, the boot, ha ha ha ha ha.

The boot?

Oh, a, he, he, he, he, oh, a he, he, he, he.

I don't get it.

Congratulations, kids.

You caught the ghost.

Like, thanks mr. Sinclair.

But I wonder who the ghost is?

The ghost has got to be bill bob joe bob harris.

Like yeah, he talks just like the ghost.

And he thinks the space center bothers his cows.

Yeah. Poor cows.

I think the ghost isn't really an astronaut.

Oh, you figured that out all by yourself, freddie?

Sure, they don't accept ghosts into the space program.

Keep up the good work, freddie.

I'll do my best.

Actually, the ghost is none other than simon simonson.

We interrupt a pup named scooby-doo

For this special announcement.

Simon simonson?

I can't believe it.

Thank you.

After scooby got shoe polish on his back,

I recognized it as being the same polish simon used

On his anti-gravity boots.

Then when scooby found the scientific writing

Near the shuttle,

I deciphered it as being simon's anti-gravity formula.

But like, why were you mad at velma?

Because of her, my experiment couldn't go into orbit.

I had to make sure that her's didn't either, so there.

Na, na, na, na.

Well, velma, it looks like your experiment

Is going up after all.

Jinkies, thanks, mr. Sinclair.

And I owe it all to my pal, a pup named

Scobby-dooby-doo.

He, he, he, he, he.