03x09 - The Kiss Is the Thing

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right let me tell you about my family

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I haven't been in Show Business my

entire life the fact is my career didn't

start until Elementary

School no one has signed

up no one has signed up or Up on the

Roof to get the paper has been the best

exercise program a veteran could ever

have why that was simply Dynamic have

you ever thought about the theater uh no

you could be the next Brando Newman

Lawrence livier you think so no not

without my direction of course think

you're ready to perform for a bigger

audience bigger than the third grade you

in the spring play that I wrote actually

I adapted it so would you like to

audition great see you at

three I hear you're going to try out for

the play you hear hey I know maybe

you'll be the handsome prince we'd have

scenes together well what play is it I

didn't even bother to ask Sleeping

Beauty oh and who will you be I'll give

you one guess I'm asleep in the second

act break a leg simple good luck would

have been

sufficient I know the task set before me

I shall sail the seven seas leap tall

buildings in a single bound to seek out

the princess and with my kiss bring her

back to life I hope you don't mind I

improvise thank you m

that was very

nice who's next okay Larry whenever

you're ready uh Louie oh I shall I know

the task set before me I shall seek out

the princess and with my kiss bring her

back to life something like that now try

the line on page 15 my kiss shall awaken

thee get up fine this is ridiculous gee

thanks for the support

Glen Glenn what are you doing here this

isn't a m*rder mystery step aside Lou be

mayor I'm going to audition to be the

handsome prince I'm thrilled you're here

Glen Glen please grab one of my scripts

I'm going right to the smooching scene

if that's all right Splendid my kiss

shall awaken thee Fair maen thank you Mr

Glenn I

moved you were all really great well the

audition is just underway we must be

considerate of others we've been here 2

hours okay Lou you win you're the

handsome prince I demand a recount oh

don't be discouraged Glenn you can be

Louis understudy fasten your seat Bel

lell it's going to be a bumpy

ride hi Lou how was your day great my

school's doing the play Sleeping Beauty

I got the lead your sleeping Beauty mom

trying to hand some Prince oh that's

terrific your dad is going to be so

proud I hate to call him at work he's so

busy he never even has a chance to sit

down Anderson phone call just my luck

oh what's that aura Lou is going to be

in a PL H Lou's in your way well tell to

move it's on Thursday night Thursday

night Shar I love boxing yes Sleeping

Beauty oh Shar you can have all the

beauty sleep you need baby got it yes

I'll be there I love you too they accuse

me of having shell sh

Anderson I need those Johnson rods over

to conveyor number Bronto come on come

on come on get going boy let's go let's

go here

boy I'm exus I'm telling you the problem

around here is management you should be

running things right you got that right

Earl okay Genie you're lying there

asleep you've been sleeping for 50 years

now Lou I got it I walk over say my line

kiss her she wakes up good now did I

happen to mention that I am the

director yes and also the writer the

producer

the to see me sir yes I heard through

the grapevine that you have some ideas

on how this place could be run better

well yeah I think I'm ready to take on

more responsibility what I was thinking

was great I'm going away on business and

I'm putting you in charge

temporarily I appreciate your confidence

in me

I won't letay you

down alas the fair Maiden in Eternal

Slumber hold on I saw you walk over here

but I didn't see the horse you rode in

on oh there is no horse I know that but

that's acting you have to make the

audience see the horse yeah Mom I'll

work on it honey I'm home can I get a

cold one here ohy Lou and I were

rehearsing but it's too difficult for me

to act and direct so would you mind well

sure I just put in a 12 hour day I've

never been more tired in my life my back

is k*lling me I have C tunnel from

signing my name in so what do you say

sure what else was I going to do

tonight not exactly the RO

I now sleeping beauty is dead so no

talking L go ahead my kiss shall awaken

thee Fair Maiden don't get any ideas

Romeo I wouldn't worry about it Dad

you're not exactly the prettiest

Sleeping Beauty I've ever seen I'll have

you know young man in the w*r there

weren't any women around

so who do you think played Jonah AR in

the Uso show gee let me guess that's

right never got any complaints either

got a couple of marriage proposals but

nothing really panned out I couldn't

admit it at the time but it became

apparent that the kiss was a huge hurle

after the Amnesia would break I needed

to do some

research you ever considered

good submarine RAC can't believe I'm

doing this me

either the whole key to this is

timing

that's this is my porch not the Tunnel

of Love Inside young lady I was just

saying night like a kid thank for your

help Dad timing I'll keep that in

mind stop

that knock it off do you think you can

rehearse for the play if you're in

detention I know what must be done uh

Park I see the beautiful princess I will

give her a aie

that was a wonderful ad lib Louie

however inappropriate we could give Mr

Glen Genie's mine I've got the make

memorized my kiss shall awaken thee Fair

maiden and then I kiss her and she wakes

up plays

over 6 o' Andy quitting time sure give

me a minute just got to file these is

approve next week's schedule return 3

phone calls sign about 64 Che I'll be

right with you Laura um remember uh when

you were with chip on the porch the

other night anyway well I'm doing a

report at school and I had a couple of

questions on the subject uh is it better

to have my mouth closed or open should

my lips be Pur or

relax do I make a smacking sound at the

end or does that just naturally having

trouble eating Your Mother's Meatloaf

again Dad do like I do swallow your

bites whole like a dog that way the

taste won't

ler thanks

dinner mom dad I have something to tell

you what is it there you know the play

oh that's right Andy Lou Thursday you're

going to be there

right yeah yeah Thursday wouldn't miss

it

there anyway I have a problem I have to

kiss Sleeping Beauty and I want to make

sure I do it right oh yes there's

nothing like a kiss to top off a perfect

evening glass of

bubbly cand wash stomach and being just

right that's not kissing that's romance

he's not interested in Romance and

leaby no big

de tou with lips as a mark of

affection don't worry Lou there's

nothing to kissing it's easy My First

Kiss was years

ago my kiss shall awake the fair Maiden

yeah I know and then you kiss her and

she wakes up right hey you worry about

your lines and I'll worry about

mine Excuse Me Miss Kenny Genie when you

were sleeping I really felt the pain and

anguish of your character what's your

secret pain and anguish I feel like I'm

doing something wrong I mean every time

Lou supposed to kiss me he doesn't is it

my

breath no certainly not why would chil

dog onion breath be offensive why this

very thing happened when I was on

Broadway rehearsing with Robert Preston

of course they replace me with Shirley

Jones but that's a different story the

point is on show night he kissed her oh

boy did he kiss her he had been saving

it for the stage now run along and don't

worry thanks a lot Miss Kenny saing it

for the stage a likely excuse threaten

more like

hi

Lou Genie I've got something to tell you

dropping out of the plan what Lou you

can't do you know what that means uh

that you'll be an eternal

sleep

Jerry everyone knows you're afraid to

kiss Genie afraid you might

get are you afraid to kiss me oh in fact

I'm afraid I'll Upstate you oh is that

it look Lou you're going to be great I

have faith in

you so you'll stay in the play for you

yeah I make it

to and

look at the time you're working too hard

dear app do

it what was I thinking asking for more

responsibil I

got Andy how are you doing not good just

a little reminder I know I know I read

the not my found the one in my shoe I

got the one in my

hat you know how important this is to

Lou I'll do my best I

promise all donut Doodles Wait Don't

Panic the nut nut bar what the

heck is he going to be all right do yes

he'll be fine just just a broken it's

all fixed

now don't worry the will wear off in a

couple of hours justar this Bib and

don't bite your cheek cute that's me Mr

responsibility next time I have a good

idea I'm going to knock myself in the

head Lou I know the show must go on

sometimes the show goes on without

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youp your mou dear

where you going sir with all due respect

I've got tickets to the theater my Kid

starring there's a m of paperwork here

yeah well I didn't want to be greedy so

I saved you so Anderson you can't leave

hey there's always tomorrow but tomorrow

I can't see my

yeah I should make a pit

St ah the play must go on I better go

watch

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him just wanted to wish you luck Lou kn

is everything all right I'm fine okay

good relax and have fun and don't ruin

my poetry I know you're hiding something

I'm going to keep my eye on you Mush

Mouth once upon a time there was a

beautiful princess

beautiful princess will eat and then

sleep

forever excuse me I'll be right back

Andy wait it's almost intermission now

be polite

would it be if we had a little in

here what he say I'm so backed up mys

are something

isong get

ready I'm ready Miss Kenny get me in

there Lou what is the

better quickly L I don't like the

alternative out

of that's the end of act we'll break for

a that act was nice and concise Lou get

off the

stage Qui push me out there andy it's

starting again you can't be serious how

could he do this to me

in these Woods I press on searching for

my

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grill

ierse this is an American he's back

everything's okay my lips working like a

heart de Fator

my favorite line my kiss shall awaken

thee Fair Maiden come on Lou you can do

it he's going to

J we already

good

job only kiss

in just for a record

quiet all

right so Andy how did you get away from

work well I finished so I left you left

work because you knew how important it

was for you to see your son's play it's

because of the free poporn hey that's

mine fact I'm going to get some right

now I'm going to

blow just

my I'm so proud of you I knew you were

going to be great thanks I couldn't have

done it without you you were both

wonderful I'm rewriting Street and I do

believe I found my Stanley and blanch

Hey where's Dad little emergency he'll

be here to congratulate you

later everything turned out great I just

hope that the next time I kiss Genie I

wouldn't be wearing pointy shoes and

tights but who else can say that their

first kiss received a standing

ovation kiss touch with lips as a mark

of

affection no smooching in front of the

kid you know what that can lead to