01x01 - The Emerald Heart

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the swamp is my world it is Who I am it

is what I am I was once a man I know the

evil men do do not bring your evil here

I warn you do not incur the wrath of

swampy

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friend or foe foe would leave you

hanging here free my hands first try not

to upset the boat I'm a lousy swimmer

Rome eats up blind over there then go

get me some food William I'm ravenous

there's plenty of food at my

grandmother's house it's not far from

here can't risk it if the monster did it

to me fight Sally to fight

mrs. Langford need a ride home I'm going

your way I was just about to fold my

daughter I didn't expect to buy half

this much yeah let me give you a hand oh

thank you

you know I still haven't met that very

special lady well I was going to give a

little tea to show her how the town had

changed since she left but she said she

only came down here just spend quality

time with a little boy do you think

she'd go out with me no doctor I do not

well you'd be unwilling to work at it

you saying she's hard again hard to get

his a bone fish I thought you'd still be

I documented the swamp

that's all this for I found this dwarf

in the swamp dwarf he said some monster

hung him out to die I cut him free but

he was just scared to come here to eat

so is it okay he said he was ravenous

stop it you said you would you said

there'd be no more lies down here

might as well pack the hell up go

straight home know what

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hi I'm dr. King take them before I start

sneezing I have some very amusing

allergy

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hey thanks for saving me from that thing

if I was a dumb kid I think I was

dreaming only dumb kids dream would you

mind telling me what you are the more I

tell you about myself the less you know

you don't want to tell me I will in time

come I'll show you the way home I know

the way home five foot tall boy stole

your boat how do you know

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compliment that dog toad boy he mutated

or something strange things here I'm

used to strange things I'm from

Philadelphia see I got this thing where

I love to wander around different

neighborhoods late at night

I sneak out after my mother goes to bed

he'd be surprised some of the things I

see they've only been done here wheat my

mother and I she's ready to go home

already

she was hoping we'd get along better

down here so she remembers how it was

when she was growing up I wished she'd

go home and leave me here I think what

we need is a trial separation

that's him

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wait he's a friends

you'll make it to town go now Batman

hurry suppose he doesn't make it this

far has me the swamp is me are him the

swamp

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you try to k*ll something in this swamp

just a dwarf

you will never try it again

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don't k*ll me okay

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Humphrey

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my my nobody home

simplify

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Jim still packing

yeah it's thinking about taking a walk

in the spot will is time the taxi will

be alive yes

let Jim stay here this summer but you

have to go back you do important work

psychological research is important to a

lot of people but what does he have to

go back to it's not as if he has a large

circle of friends there's no friends at

all they can make them but his line

drives them away I don't know why he

lies I took him to the best child

psychologists on the market and he told

the woman Jim Kipp wasn't his real name

father was a liar and you did your fair

share when you were his age

you remember that heart shape do know

your father and I gave you for your 12th

birthday you told us it was stolen

you'd lost it carelessly

sometimes lying is less painful than

telling the truth mom if you want to

help help me find that way back to my

child now you're bad for him he needs

time off from you

give it to it

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what a dump I don't look good in this

kind of lighting do you know why shine

you my cane is very kicked out Looney

tune I want you to be more afraid of me

than you are I'm real afraid of you

always will be

come meet some of my glorious Vegas I

call this one forgot what I call me you

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it's hard to believe isn't it but they

were once as human as you and I how'd

they get like this genetic engineering a

translocation of phenomenal genetic

material from one species to another did

I tell you that I graduated from a major

medical school at age 19 a genius

imagine I could accomplish if I'd used

all my talents for the good of humankind

it's just for fun this my selection dish

is Humphrey I was gonna turn him into a

normal-sized man but he escaped twice

having a bit of deja vu don't you

shouldn't have survived my g*ons head

breaker Humphrey it wasn't my fault some

freak of nature brought me back to life

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sick tired I am of that swamp things

interference in my affairs I don't know

whether to k*ll you right now or proceed

with the experiment you don't want to be

a normal-sized man don't you what the

hell really perfectly ended like this I

saw that yes sir you look at my

salacious dish I did they do this I

should punish just just make it quick

well yeah

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you know what hunt I've decided that I'm

not gonna punish you at all well you've

had enough punishment for one day

haven't you what you need for a change

is pleasure real while I'm beginning to

get just a little bit sick of all this

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go to it come on let's go put him

in

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suck still on

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you outlived your uselessness

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hi mrs. Langford hey buddy you didn't

get a chance to read my grandson Jim

this is ovo Hardison oboe this is Jim

Kipp it's not my real name

well oboe it's not mine okay

oh yeah take those but not Jim's hey and

I wish I could stay too

ah

thanks mom

thanks man

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you know I did lose the Emerald heart

but I found it again

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