01x18 - The Watchers

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you know morning like this just makes

you want to bear hug good news not a

muffin these muffins are good enough to

take down to the church and marry up

well I'd like to take the credit but

that girl the house made him save them

are we here to Fisheries

how what are you guys looking for out

there

seems like Corvis has this theory

something about catfish and cypress

knees making good company well you just

sit back and relax I know all the good

fishing spot that sounds like good

advice to me about time I started

cutting some of that bait we got a

little wide assortment here got some

liver what do you think about some link

sausage for some of them big bottom boys

well honestly I'm not really

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well mrs. Kipp all I can say is I'm

sorry you had to see that

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the swamp is my world it is Who I am it

is what I am I was once a man I know the

evil men do do not bring your evil here

I warn you

beware the wrath of

Swamp Thing

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around here orbits drop struggles so

much Missy we're just trying to make it

look like a swimming accident

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it was I believe your prime directive to

scan the area without attracting

attention I

should have your head for this best

turkey hunting is done with a guide we

just got ourselves in a bramble patch

before we meant to be there speak

English she took God's sake

get these repaired back to the field I

can't afford to waste any more time

on Graham tone down that redneck

gibberish I will not be remembered for

creating the cyborg hillbillies well I

just thought it made him blend in better

shut up look at this look

the entire ship filled with dr. woodrose

test-tube baby laboratory

nothing should have survived that

expl*si*n doctor the channels not happy

that we never advised him that a baby

washed ashore after the expl*si*n that's

when he's cut off the initial funding on

your newest project to punish us

the general overreacts that baby was

simply one of dr. woodrose immature and

incomplete experiments with no

scientific value whatsoever maybe so but

the generals concerned no trace of dr.

Woodrow's work on synthetic human growth

be discovered even though we know where

the baby is he's afraid there may be

more mature specimens out there damn it

I am a scientist

but the generals bloody public relations

man

well sir obviously that is not the case

or you wouldn't have needed to build us

don't you dare talk back to me

mechanical [ __ ] him

your prime function is to look for

mature specimens that may have survived

the accident is that clear yes sir

that's what we were to do in fact is we

were onto something real interest and

before we was detoured as it were but

when we do find him

wonderful weapons these tight

assignments

capable of extracting every answer fluid

from their prey

since the human body is 80% fluid well

clean up should be a cinch now scan this

carefully

you are looking for a human being adult

with one of these laser gram tattoos on

their lake

you're still trembling still scared

I've called over to Bowman they say

they're investigating but I'm sure

they'll find out exactly what happened

you give that sedative a couple of

minutes and I'm sure you'll sleep just

like a baby huh sorry doc I don't think

I'll ever be able to sleep again

every time I close my eyes I keep seeing

that severed finger what else happened

restful that seems to be all you

remember well maybe that's all I'm

strong enough to remember right now

that's fair enough

I'll look in on you tomorrow morning

it's only will he's helping

are you a change I'm trying to do the

laundry for treasurer did you cancel the

other fishing trip refunded all the

deposits and everything now where are

you taking these clothes

home well that washes the free cooking

for over a week Tressa takes the clothes

to the laundromat till is fixed what's

this in your mouth a

birthday card whose birthday it's a cart

for trusses dad dad I was gonna Mel it

for wow what a nice idea I've never seen

a card like this before how could that

be

I've never had a birthday

Abigail everybody has a birthday

come on well you know a test-tube baby

well that means that you've never had a

birthday party well I sorta heard a

birthday parties no one around here

having a birthday yeah I was I was

thinking having a birthday party for

everything well no one's your birthday

um well it's kind of hard to explain

well I understand I mean it's real hard

to keep track of it well I mean you know

birth certificates get burned up and

people get adopted that well that's

that's why they invented the unbirthday

party you know who did

Alice

in Wonderland yeah that's something you

ought to look into will I mean that

could be a big help to tress I mean she

needs something but brighten up your day

oh it'd be fun to have a birthday party

we have to do it what can I do to help

wait Abigail the party's for you you

just kind of sit back and watch us make

it

tonight are you alright I

don't know

suddenly felt cold

like something had taken the one side of

me

evenin gentlemen

can I see some ID please

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ah

I'm feeling so much better now

trust are you sure the cake isn't ready

Abigail you open that door one more time

and the cake won't be thick enough to

cut you just leave everything to me can

I at least make the icing I know a great

green pumpkin puree Abigail sit down and

enjoy the fuss hi this party's for you

but you guys are having all the fun

you think I'd rather help make this

party than be in it you want to help

hold this

that must be the man with the balloons

balloons I was turning into one

sensational creation I have to admit

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evening sir

it's them don't let them

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Abigail who are they they're like the

watches that I help the government house

only I thought they were all destroyed

the expl*si*n build some new ones

the window interests this room I have to

lock it

let's meet Karolina if he sticks his

nose in here can you just bash his

brains out you got it

you can go Missy

get away from me

I

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don't suppose you'd like to talk about

this I

didn't think so

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well

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well are you alright I know it's a

little late to be asking what in the

world is a watcher anyway

you're both in danger they're not after

you or Tressa they're after me and if I

get out of here they'll leave you alone

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morning like this makes you want to bear

hug good news well listen to me I gotta

go now have a girl no

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Graham what is happening it's a

disgusting sight what is what is slope

indolence laziness I've just come from

the project pits my workers are doing

nothing if you're talking about the mule

Phylon project that's the one the

general has suspended until we've

satisfied him that there are no more of

Woodrow's specimens out there the mule

Phylon project cannot be idle a moment

longer if I'm not mistaken you had

informed me the cyborgs were on the hunt

that's right doctor they are

telemetry readings indicate that they

have in fact locked on to a laser tattoo

good Oh tell me where they are huh not

that sophisticated doctor we just know

when they're on the scent and when

they've k*lled very well I think it's a

great pity the swamp model negated their

visual components I always enjoyed the

final agony Oh

Graham work it out 417 is a particularly

petty dawdler let's reward him with some

rather bad health benefits shall we

soon will

don't be afraid

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get away from me leave me alone don't be

afraid I'm a friend Will's friend I know

it's hard to believe a voice of a wind I

hear voices all the time then listen to

me I'm going to lead you to safety the

winter the pond let me take you into the

dark it's the shortest way to the light

do you understand no

but don't get me wrong

that's okay

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where am I

it's beautiful

looks like a place I read about

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a secret part of it

I mean

thank you for helping me

well you know how well is your friends

well these mine too in it I

think I'd miss them

then there's Tressa hey she's making me

a birthday cake the first one ever

it's not a very good cook the cakes

probably gonna be kind of dry but it's

gonna have my name on it

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birthday

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hello

are you still here

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vo Missy you were the voice weren't you

it's all a trick

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[Laughter]

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there's nothing in that pond for you

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well sir let us be the judge of that

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Corvus looks like we're gonna bag our

limit on this hunting trip

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it's alright I've got you you said

disengage the Stiletto site I can't pull

it out it's like he's holding it in

where's he getting all this fluid he

should be dry by now

disengage already shut down completely

we'll be on our capacity

it's not quality its quality I got to

get a saddle of fluids of your batteries

you can feel a strong they are asp

highly corrosive it'll destroy us

for human fluid next time don't attack a

plant

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bingo Missy

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gram I'm sure the transponder recorded a

confirmed k*ll on a specimen general

Sunderland seems very pleased oh good

if only I could have been those eyes to

see who it was and how they died

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bingo

now what are you doing I'm making

another wish okay good that you're only

allowed one wish on your birthday well

this is an unbirthday party and I could

do whatever I want right

okay a

very special friend I

hope you find this birthday someday

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birthdays never meant anything to me

before but now it's the things I can't

have anymore that seems so important

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