01x10 - Episode 10

[bunniefuu]

Very soon, this world

will be steeped in death.

Then it will be mine.

Don't be reckless.

But we have to make a move.

Dragons love treasure
and inside the stomach of this one is

someone with the same face
as Enchantress.

All signs point
to it being a MacGuffin.

A Mac... what?

You really need to brush up
on TV and movie tropes!

Here's your first lesson: Revenge is
an important plot device, too!

Impossible! Why isn't it scared?

I made my face look
way more ferocious than last time...

Ow! Cut it out!

That hurts! Don't bite me there!

Ouch!

- Get away from it!
- Huh?

Ow!

You better stop screwing with me!

W-What?

I haven't done anything...

Huh?

Hey, Harley! Do you copy?

What? I'm kinda busy right now.

Where are you?

We just got a hold of something

that's probably connected
to Enchantress!

Connected to her?

I'm in the plaza! Bring it here!

It's definitely
something important to her!

You want us to bring it?
Wait, it's not that easy...

Whoa! sh*t!

Huh? Hello? Hello?

Dammit!

Hey!

That little b*tch stole something
from you, didn't she?

Was it a cringey love letter?
Or your favorite blanket?

Whatever it is, the good news is
that we stole it from her!

And we'll give it back to you,
so help us out!

You're too young and sexy
to be siding

with a bunch of ugly zombies,
aren't you?

Will you really?

Dammit...

You're going to pay for this!

What the hell?

Run! Run! Run!

I thought we blew that damn thing up!

Skeleton monsters always
put themselves back together...

everybody knows that!

You have to burn them to ash
or grind them to dust!

You g*dd*mn cowards!

Why did you save us?

- Go.
- What?

Harley's waiting for you, isn't she?

Go.

- What's your angle here?
- Ah, I see how it is.

You have my gratitude. Come to
the castle once everything is over.

I'll meet you there. And we can
discuss this more privately.

Just hurry and go.

Uh, hello? What the hell was that?

You really don't know how to
read between the lines, do you?

She's clearly fallen in love with me.

Sure didn't seem that way to me.

How should we carry her?

We can't just drag her to the plaza

or the zombies are going
to catch up with us for sure.

I have a good idea.

Too bad the only friends around
to help you are

chumps who can't breathe underwater!

Check out this gnarly wave!

The look on your face says it all!
You're nothing but a dumb beast!

Losers like you who make friends
with those weak-a*s humans

can never beat the amazing
coordination we've got going on!

Right, bro?

Huh?

Where'd ya go?

You as*h*le! You went for his gills!

That's the one line you don't cross
when dealing with fish!

You're a heartless b*stard!

I'm a messenger of peace, actually.

Oh no! Hang on, bro!

So I hear that you guys are
pretty tight-knit.

Make any funny moves and...
well, you get the idea.

No! Please don't do it!

Friends no swim like me.

But friends very smart.

Very strong!

Bullshit! He's just playing dirty!

You sonuva...

That hurts, dammit!

I said, no funny moves!

Shaddup!
I don't got time for weaklings!

Oh, hey, bro! You escaped?

Then gimme a hand.

The two of us are invincible
underwater!

Hm? Bro?

W-Wait...

You're kidding, right? No, don't...!

All right. Let's go.

Me no win fight.

Me too weak? You no need weakling?

Nah, I need you.

Take me over to the opposite shore.

Swimming wastes
too much of my energy.

'Kay.

Why'd you cover for me, you dumbass?

Because protecting people is
what we knights are all about.

Not funny!

What caused that expl*si*n?

Some new underhanded
weapon of yours?

It's called a grenade! Just be quiet!

Here, take this.

Hell no. You keep it on.

Protect the princess
and save the kingdom.

I know you can do it...

You friggin' dumbass!

Holy sh*t.

This is the armor of a legendary hero
that's been infused with magic.

How are things going?

Why don't you tell me first?

Or are you just spectating
and letting me do all the work?

You got me.

But it's really something to behold.

Isn't it, though?

This is the beginning
of a world ruled by death.

Jeez. Arty!

Just chill out for a minute, okay?

Damn you and your brute strength!

What the hell?

Is that Clay?

Am I going the right way?

You should be! Just keep rolling!

How dare you treat me like that!

Huh? What? Why are you so angry?

Don't play dumb!

Wait!

It's those damn maggots
from the other world.

Are they trying to give Enchantress
her body back?

Well, in that case, there's no point
in keeping her alive.

It's a shame she'll lose
some of her power

but I'll just make her
part of my undead army

along with those other maggots.

Why are there so many?

That's enough! Get away from me!

Oh no!

Wow!

That wasn't meant to save you
or anything.

I don't know what's going on

but you don't have a reason
to obey that b*tch anymore, right?

So you'll help us now?

No way.

I'm just here to get revenge on her

for using me
like a tool this whole time.

Hmm. Don't worry.

She's just playing hard to get.

- It's called "tsundere"...
- Oh, be quiet!

I'm definitely not saving
your sorry a*s, mud man!

I still feel like throwing up
because of you!

W-What is that supposed to mean?

Wretched fools.

I'm growing tired of you!

How long are you going
to resist death?

This kingdom now belongs
to my lifeless hoards.

There is no place for your kind here!

So die!

Die and give me your corpses!

Those things are hideous.

Guys!

Where's Princess Fione?

I don't know.

The road to the castle was
totally blocked off.

Most likely to prevent
all the zombies from getting in.

Hold up.

I just gotta know,
what's with the getup?

And you can fly now?
Where are your wings, Mr. Angel?

Stuff it.

You guys are getting new outfits too.

Just put those on.

Where did you get those?

I took 'em off our pal,
the commander of the knights.

Oh no... Are you saying he's...

Well, let's just say
he's resting in peace...

while snoring
like a friggin' jackhammer.

Were you guys listening
to her dumb speech?

She said there was "no place here"...

for people like us.

She has no idea...

how sick we are of hearing that sh*t!

Yes, indeed.

I've been told that nearly every day
since I became a metahuman!

Ow!

Wow.

Eat hot lead!

Feast your eyes!

For this is the power of Isekai!

Oh, gimme a break!

We gotta k*ll
that boss b*tch to end this.

Go.

Hurry.

Go and k*ll her,
and then I'm willing to call us even.

As if we ever owed you anything.

Take this!

Arty!

Ouch!

Oh my gosh! Are you okay?

Ugh, more or less...

Glad to see you're still
in one piece, Princess.

Yes! Thanks to your assistance!

Huh?

Oh...

Oops.

U-um...

Hot damn.

So that's what
you really look like, huh?

You're pretty cute!
And hey, I love the makeup!

Wow! Thank you!

Can you help with your magic,
Princess?

We're in a tough spot.

I'm afraid I can't.

The Undead King can only
be defeated by a holy sword

that's been passed down
through our kingdom for centuries.

But it's missing right now...

Hey! This is magic, right?

What?

You can use magic, right?

Y-Yes...

Then here's the plan.

You still don't understand
that resistance is futile?

Shut up, runt!

All you've done is borrow some power
from that holy armor.

Don't let it go to your heads
that you can win.

You're still powerless...

Very well!

If you're so desperate
for a painful death...

then I'll strangle the life
out of you myself!

You won't get the pleasure
of becoming a skeleton.

No matter how many times
your flesh rots and falls off

I'll just restore you to normal.

Then you'll suffer as you wander
through my kingdom for eternity!

...for you.

What?

I said... tough luck for you.

Come, my sword!

You set me up, Emperor!

I dunno what you're talking about.

But nobody gives a sh*t, anyways!

Next in line, come forward!

Huh?

Friends from another world,
we commend you.

You fought bravely
during the recent hostilities

despite not belonging
to our kingdom...

So, hey...
I can't read a lick of this!

And more importantly, I'm hungry!

Like, we hurried back here
after going to reset our bombs...

Shut up and listen!

Do you realize
how much of an honor it is...

There is a meal waiting

for you out in the courtyard.

And we've prepared food

for Mr. Arthur, as well.

That's what I'm talking about, Fio!

You get me!

Yay!

Hey!

Don't just throw away
the thing she gave you!

C'mon, guys! Let's go eat!

- Yay!
- I am so sorry.

Don't be. Your job's not easy.

Goodbye.

"Fio"...

Your Majesty?

Oh... it's nothing.

The Kingdom has agreed
to cooperate with us.

We should be able
to successfully establish

a bridgehead here
for gathering resources.

And?

What's the status
of your primary mission?

Still ongoing, ma'am.

But...

But what?

We caught sight of Katana

in the Empire.

How is that possible?

Really?

That sounds like his handiwork.

Wait, do you mean...

Yes.

That's exactly who I mean.

We're in another world?

Are you serious?

And they want us
to take resources from here?

It didn't explode!

Hell yes, that means I'm free
to do whatever I want in this world!

A w*r, huh?

That's fine by me!

Cuz I just found the perfect partner
to wreak havoc with!

Would you look at that!
There are beastmen and elves here!

I'm going to prove that
all my research into the brain is

just as effective on non-humans!

You're the new Emperor?

Very well.

I'll play along
with your schemes for now.

I'm going to take that witch
who came with you.

Her magic will come in handy.

But...

Don't forget!

My kingdom shall be a utopia
filled with the tranquility of death!

And if you get in my way...

your corpse will be the first one
on top of the pile!

You had magnificent ambitions,
Skeleton Queen.

I love death.

Especially how
it doesn't discriminate

from visiting us all eventually
no matter how much we fear it.

You honestly piqued my interest.

But in the end, your utopia
really only leads to peace and quiet.

And that pales in comparison
to the thrill of watching people

who live on the edge.

I guess you could say...

there just wasn't
enough meat on the bone for me.

What do you think he's after?

I can only assume he took on Katana's
appearance to sabotage our mission.

He went around causing chaos

while intentionally disguised
as someone from our world

to make it even harder for us

to gain the cooperation
of the people who live there.

So he just wanted to prevent us
from securing resources?

There must be more to it than that.

But nobody in this world
can understand

what that lunatic is thinking.

It would be problematic if there was.

Continue the mission.

Hunt down the Joker and capture him.

Or k*ll him if necessary.

Yes, ma'am.

Apparently he's been masquerading
as you over there.

It makes me sick.

I bet that's exactly why he did it.

As payback
for your capture of Harley.

Remember what I said?

Everybody dreams
of being somewhere else.

They all want a new world.

So, what do you think now, Harley?

Just wait a little longer, Puddin'.

Cuz I swear I'm coming back
to you real soon!

Has this world cured your boredom?

Or is it not enough?