01x30 - Planet of the Dogs

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yeah jump jump

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see you jump tomorrow

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oh it's just a doggy hi there

oh don't be scared

your name's alvin

are you lost don't worry i'll take care

of you

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hi guys i'll be in my room if anyone

needs

dance lessons because sometimes i just

gotta shake my jiggy groovin booty bang

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dance lessons huh don't tell uncle

quigley don't tell him what that you

were starting a dog farm under your

jacket he followed me home his name's

alvin can i keep him oh brother another

one what

sabrina you don't have the best track

record with pets you may mean well but

as soon as you get bored i'm always left

to take care of them not always

what about pancreas when was the last

time you changed her water

and hermes the hamster

two weeks after you got him you were

bored and stopped playing with him poor

little guy wonder what happened to him

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hi my name is hermes and i never got

affection growing up hi hermes

but this is a whole new ballgame i

promise

he is a cute little guy

but his owners are probably looking for

him i'll put up signs please you'd be

the best uncle in the nine nether worlds

look you scratch his tummy and his leg

twitches

just like winston churchill

or so i'm told

sabrina pets require long-term constant

commitment i promise i'll train him and

feed him and walk him long term nobody

will even know he's here

okay then but the minute you slack off

young lady that dog goes to a shelter i

won't let you down don't let the dog

down

shame and nay i just had the worst

nightmare sabrina came home with of all

awful things a disgusting mangy dog

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hopefully nobody will call then you'll

be mine forever come on buddy let's go

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woof

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bad

come on alvin

what do you want alvin

okay then

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no play i'm studying

hi harvey what are you doing

you got a game guru cool

me i'm not doing anything just sitting

here all by myself bored

no

not for doggies that could do terrible

things too

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what harvey

sure i'd love to come over i'll be right

there

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ah

you're a madman

madness is as madness does miss marouzak

alvin

i should probably put you in the kitchen

but quickly won't notice if you sleep

here just one

what's happening to him he's alive

he's alive i tell you

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aardvark

allegory

ambush

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oh no where's alvin maybe he's been

kidnapped and spirited away to a doggy

work farm in upstate new york hey a cat

can dream candy i knew i shouldn't have

let him sleep up here quigley's going to

be so mad

sabrina i need to talk to you about that

pooch of yours great job

i'm sorry i know he's supposed to sleep

in the kitchen i just

great job for all the work you've done

with that little guy why just this

morning i watched as he let himself in

and out the back door with his little

tiny puppy wuppy paw

how'd you teach him that

um

well i don't need to know your secrets

just keep up the good work

amazing just amazing

i didn't teach him that maybe he just

picked it up on his own dogs are idiot

creatures that run around in circles for

no apparent reason and munch grass till

they vomit trust me they don't just pick

up on things

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salem what's going on boy are you trying

to tell me something what's that timmy's

in the well no actually it's salem in

the well and he could use a little bit

of help here please

what are you a guppy pull me out of here

good boy alvin you saved salem

saved me

he tried to drown me what how do you

think i got in there he picked me up and

threw me in

he uh picked you up well

yeah

shame on you sale i'm trying to frame

poor little alvin what that dog's not

normal i'm telling you he's possessed

possessed don't be ridiculous you're

just jealous jealous of a dog yeah right

after i staple roller skates to my paws

and scoot around making choo-choo noises

you don't fool me pal

did you see that look what he's doing

i'm ignoring you salem

busted stupid mutt don't ever laugh at

me you can talk

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no alvin don't believe me do they think

i'm just jealous huh don't believe the

precious little dog is possessed well

i'll prove it to them

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greendale junkyard

what would they be doing oh speaking his

name's alvin and he's got some radical

ideas i hear more dogs that can talk

this is my worst nightmare

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you know why i've gathered you brothers

who in this crowd has been mistreated by

the humans well i i got that right

you parsley tell us what they did to you

my name is bosley

my humans go off to work only and leave

me locked in doors and if i have an

accident they

yell at me

you emma my humans never brush me they

never bathe me i am constantly bitten by

the fleas i feel dirty and unloved

you lingling yeah they dress me up in

these humiliating little outfits they

stick me in front of a tv camera and

they make me sell fast food egg rolls

and what of me you ask the worst offense

of all

a girl took me home and i was lost and

she

she forgot i existed

she stopped playing with me

and even forgot to feed me

well that ends today the canine race is

no longer subject to the cruel whims of

humankind

i will lead you my four-legged brethren

to the mountains where dogs run free and

hunting is

but good powers are fleeting our power

of speech derives from a magical totem

its power will make us strong tonight we

strike the spooky jar is going to the

dogs

i've gotta warn sabrina

eep

get that cat

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it appears we have a spy in our midst

get your hands off me you dang dirty

dogs

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alvin here boy where could he be alvin

bosley

busley

emma here girl

mr snerdly here boy

huh

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what's going on someone stole all the

dogs in town and loaded all the pet

stores now calm down everyone

where is my dog my store were broken

into what i want to know about it um

we're looking into it now in the

meantime the sensible thing to do is to

form a posse and hunt down those bandits

yeah

and here is the leader of the dog suited

madness

he's possessed

oh no salem was telling the truth

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hilda zelda quickly

dogs

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oh

don't hit don't yet i'm feeling fragile

at the moment what happened to you

it's alvin he's gone mad i just barely

escaped he kidnapped hilda and zelda and

quigly but why he's a dog do you need

any more explanation than that

oh the spooky jar i had time to lock it

all up safe and sound safe and

safe it's

sad

hold me

don't be so pathetic

he wants us to meet at the tasty bone

factory with a spooky jar

if we ever want to see our family again

if i would have just fed and played with

him none of this would have happened why

did i leave the spooky jar out it's all

my fault

i hate to say it but i told you so

you don't hate it you love it

guilty as charged

let's go

me

i'm not going back there you got out i

need you to show me the way back in no

i'd sooner die a thousand lingering

painful deaths then face those horrible

slavering canine monsters

i'll give you a ball of yarn hmm

okay

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looks like those two are the only dogs

on guard

cover me with what

here a dog treat

yeah lamb and rice

i'm just saying you gotta ask yourself

is sniffing each other really the best

method of saying hello hey interesting

point uh interesting i mean yeah why

couldn't we just shake hands or

something really makes you wonder fluffy

that it does scraps here that it does

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hey where you going

oh man

beef and liver flavor

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what

behind you

hello sabrina i've been expecting you

tito bosley apprehend her

geranium

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salem what were you thinking oh don't

overwhelm me with your gratitude all at

once there

you tried to fool me how dare you

you're not getting the spooky jar then

you're not getting your freedom

why are you doing this

we're sick of the way you people treat

dogs the way you take us for granted

forget to feed us treat us like objects

we have feelings too you know but alvin

and you're no different getting so

caught up in your life that you ignored

me just like my original owners leaving

me at the park

all i want is for someone to love me i

didn't mean anything by it alvin

i'm so sorry you're the cutest sweetest

dog ever

you mean that

oh well it's too late i'm serious the

way you jumped in my lap the first time

we met you were so trusting and i let

you down got that right but

that's why people like dogs so much

you're forgiving and kind and loving and

you're our best friends

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what's going on the spell must be fueled

by alvin's feelings if she makes him

remember what it's like being a dog it

will go away

sabrina it's working it's working make

him remember being a dog but it's true

it's my fault alvin will you forgive me

i i love you

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really

you do

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oh

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oh you found buttercup

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good work quigley you uh want to ride in

a police car and make the siren go whoo

really

you're not toying with me like last time

no i'm in a generous mood today

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come on alvin let's go home

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come on you flea barge throw me the

stinkin ball

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i found your flyer thank you so much my

husband and i have been looking for him

ever since he got lost in the woods

so you didn't just leave him

not on your life we searched for days i

love him more than you can imagine

i know how you feel

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i'm going to miss him yeah you know i

will too

good because i'm thinking about getting

another dog over my dead festering body

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