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01x11 - This Wraps It Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tales from the Cryptkeeper". Aired: September 18, 1993 – December 4, 1999.*
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Series details the Cryptkeeper telling more kid-friendly horror stories to the viewers, each with a teachable lesson.

01x11 - This Wraps It Up

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[Scary laughter]

Greetings, fright fans.

I've been digging

Into my past, trying

To unearth today's down

And dirty subplot.

And when I peer-amid

The relics, I see that today's

Entombed tail is a story only

A mummy could love.

Mama.

So bundle up tight,

Kiddies, while I unravel this

"Rags versus riches" yarn.

I call it "this wraps it up."

One of the ancient

Mummification procedures was

To remove the brain

Through the nostrils.

I have an adverse reaction

To bus travel.

You're not helping, russell...

Ooomph.

Gross, huh, arnold?

Hey, naomi.

Brought you a present.

Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yumm!

Mmm... Good.

Ooomph.

It's licorice, naomi.

They were selling them

At the gift shop in town.

Not funny, arnold.

Relax, stretch.

It's just a joke.

[Engine fails]

Are we here, dr. Mahdi?

It just died... For

No reason.

That's strange, nothing works.

Look!

The great pyramid!

Not!

A tent?

A stupid old tent?

[Gasps!]

Leave this to me.

Stay on the bus.

Hello, I'm dr. Mahdi.

I teach ancient history back

In the states.

Steel.

I'm here with my students

To visit the great pyramid.

You're way off track,

Madam.

Ouch!

My associate, mr. Gabel.

Dr. Mahdi, look.

Wow!

A tomb... A real live tomb!

Do you have any idea whose

Tomb it is?

Ikah-mu-kahma.

How did you know?

I-i didn't.

I mean, I did, but I don't

Know how I knew.

Ikah-mu-kahma.

Most historians believe

She never existed.

This is a very important

Discovery, mr. Steel.

Truck's dead, just like

Your bus.

Strange.

Very strange.

Then there's nothing

For you to do but sit tight

Until some sort of help

Wanders by.

Nothing to do?

We got a tomb to explore.

Tombs were often guarded

With horrific booby traps.

So, what are we waiting

For?

Noooooo!

We... We shouldn't go

In there.

I-it's wrong.

Something bad will happen.

Maybe there's a curse.

Maybe she's afraid

Of bumping her head.

Arnold!

Are you all right, naomi?

Yeah, I don't know why

I said that.

I just had that strange

Feeling again.

Huh... Maybe it's the heat.

I think I'll wait on the bus,

If that's okay.

They should've been back

By now.

Ouch!

Dr. Mahdi?

Hello?

Anyone?

[Gasp!]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Sebastian?

[Gasp!]

[Gasp!]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ooof!

Aaah!

Grrrrrr...

Aaah!

Holy cow!

Arnold.

[Gasp!]

The burial chamber

Of ikah-mu-kahma.

How's the weather up there,

Stretch?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

He'll keep at you until

You put him in his place.

It's the only way to gain

His respect, naomi.

I'll never gain anyone's

Respect.

I'm a misfit, a geek.

Just look at me.

Do you know who

Ikah-mu-kahma was, naomi?

The daughter of a pharaoh.

Um-hmm.

A pharaoh who was ill

For the better part

Of his life.

Has name wasn't sebastian,

Was it?

No, but what's important is

That he left the better part

Of running the kingdom up

To ikah-mu-kahma.

Now, the pharaoh's advisors

Resented ikah-mu-kahma being

In charge.

And the fact that she was

Quiet and shy didn't help

Matters.

On a journey to one

Of the pharaoh's more distant

Provinces, his advisors

And ikah-mu-kahma found

Themselves trapped.

They were surrounded

By their enemies.

Ikah-mu-kahma single-handedly

Led those who doubted

Her through the enemy lines,

Saving their lives,

And finally earning

The respect she deserved.

Aaahhh!

What about the truck?

Nothing wrong with it,

But they don't know that.

We'll be out of here five

Minutes after we grab

The loot.

Heh-heh-heh.

Yeah, but... Not exactly

The loot we expected.

But then tomb robbers can't be

Choosers, eh, steel?

What artifacts there are

Should fetch a nice enough

Price.

Gabel, give me a hand.

We're taking the mummy?

I know a private collector

Who will pay well for it.

Now lift.

Ohhh.

What the...

Ohhhhhh!

It... It...

Ohhh...

Aaah!

Aaoooh!

Aaah!

Aaoooh!

Aaah!

Aaoooh!

Aaahhh...

Aaah!

I don't believe it.

Naomi actually fooled you guys

With her lame mummy costume!

Ha-ha-ha!

Hold him.

I'll take care of the girl.

Hey, come on, let go!

I didn't have anything to do

With it.

Arnold, what is going...

Dr. Mahdi, they were trying

To rob the tomb.

Yeah, so stretch pretended

To be the big bad mummy to try

And scare 'em off, and blew it

Big-time!

And she got 'em mad, too.

Good news, gabel.

It turns out the sarcophagus

Is empty.

The room's a fake.

Ikah-mu-kahma and the real

Treasure lie elsewhere,

Probably guarded by traps.

And you are going to lead us

There, young lady.

Show us where ya got...

This!

[Gasp!]

It's solid gold!

What?

I-i don't...

I never...

It was a dream.

Just a crazy dream.

Show us the treasure!

What are ya waitin' for?

Wait!

[Gasp!]

It must be a treasure well

Worth guarding.

Naomi leads, and you...

You back her up!

You can't do this.

And the rest of you... Stay

Here!

Mooove.

Don't fumble this one,

Stretch, or I'll... Uhh!

Run!

Now how are we gonna get

Back?

Worry about that later.

Let's go.

Stay here.

I'm going for help.

Aaah!

What is it? What is it?

What is it?

We have to run.

Back?

No, straight ahead,

And we can't stop.

Whenever you say, kid.

Now!

Aaah!

Out!

Now!

Well done, young lady.

Let's keep it up, shall we?

Which one?

Tell us which passageway?

Sorry, but we need

You for the return trip.

Great.

Hah... Nothing to it!

We're past the traps.

Gee, i... I don't remember

This.

No problem.

See?

Just like I said... No more

Traps.

We're home free.

Uh-oh.

Aaah!

There!

Over there!

Aaahhh!

Did ya see that?

Did ya see that?

Arnold!

Hey!

No more.

No further.

We can't.

There's no need.

Naomi!

No!

Please, we should leave... Now!

Oh, we'll leave all

Right...

With as much of this as can be

Carried.

Heh-heh-heh...

Aaooooooh!

I command you to leave.

This is your last warning.

Leave this resting place,

Or pay the price.

I, ikah-mu-kahma, command you!

Ooh-ooo!

Arrrrrr!

I-i-it can't be!

Arrrrrr!

Naomi!

Arrrrrr!

Stay back!

I'm warning you.

Arrrrrr!

No, not that!

Huh?

The entire tomb's being

Sealed up!

Arrrrrr!

Come on!

Naomi!

Arrrrrr!

Come on, you sawed-off

Little squirt.

After everything I've put up

With from you, I'm not gonna

Let you wimp out on me now,

Hear me?

Then come on!

Go!

But...

Go!

Arnold, no!

It's okay.

Aah!

That's what he thought.

Come on!

Come on, come on.

Not this!

Have it your way.

What?

Hey!

Aaah!

That was a dirty trick!

Yeah, but it worked.

Now!

It's closing!

Hurry!

All of you out now!

Naomi, the pit!

Naomi!

Uuuhhhhhh!

Ooof!

Naomi.

Arnold!

Hurry, arnold!

Hurry!

Ya don't have to tell me

Twice!

Aaah!

If I were any taller, some

Of me would still be in there.

The bus!

Hurry!

What about gabel and steel?

Still inside.

We've got to get help.

Come on!

Come on, come on!

[Engine starts]

Yeahhh!

You did it!

All right!

The two-week search

For the alleged tomb in which

Two known felons were

Reportedly trapped came

To a surprise ending today

As the criminals were

Apprehended wandering

In the desert, suffering

From heatstroke and

Dehydration.

Strange, very strange.

Full recovery is expected,

But as to whether or not we'll

Ever get the real story, well,

The authorities strongly doubt

It.

Well, that's certainly

A relief.

Okay, everyone, make sure

You've got everything.

Dr. Mahdi, that story

You told me about

Ikah-mu-kahma leading

Her advisors to safety

And gaining their respect?

Yes, naomi?

It wasn't true, was it?

You were making it up.

It may or may not be true

About ikah-mu-kahma,

But I think it's very true

About you, naomi.

Aaah!

Heh-heh-heh!

Naomi?

Oh, it's just the old

Licorice scorpion routine.

Gets 'em every time.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

So, naomi learned she can do

Anything she sphinx she can.

By walking tall, she proved

She was heads above the rest.

She no longer needed

Her mummy's help.

And as for gabel

And steel... Tut-tut.

They were tombed

From the start.

I guess that's the way

The crooks usually wind up

When their plans start

To unravel.

You could say... They got

Their just deserts.

Ah-ha-ha-ha...

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