02x11 - Hunted

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[Scary laughter]

♪ Oh, I'm "c" ♪♪

♪ "C.k." Rider ♪♪

♪ Got some scary tales to tell

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♪ On a midnight run to madness

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♪ I'm on a highway to... ♪♪

Hello, boils and ghouls.

As you can see, I'm taking

Today's terror tale

On the road.

Out for a little fresh scare,

You might say.

Hee-hee-hee!

It's a ghastly little bile

Bubbler that takes place

In the sweltering,

Inspect-infested jungles of...

Guesss whooo-hoo!

Awww...

What did one ghost say

To the other ghost?

Don't forget to fasten

Your... Sheet belt!

Hee-hee-hee!

Now, move it or lose it,

Crypty.

Some drivers are real

Animals... Not to mention

Their vehicles.

An undertaker statement,

Cryptkeeper.

I'm boxed in... Trapped!

Now I know how the animals

Feel in today's snare-raising

Story.

It's a blood-chilling tale

About an inhumane hunter who

Could scare less about animals

He trapped.

I call it... "Hunted."

[Gasp!]

Aaahhh!

Ha-ha-ha!

So, what are you going to end

Up as, my friend?

Ah... Well, it's all the same

To me.

I get paid up front.

Sweet dreams.

Tell them they've got 30

Minutes to package it up

Before the tranquillizer wears

Off, got it?

Heh-heh-heh...

They do not like being

So close to each other.

Heh-heh-heh!

That's the least

Of their worries.

You guys should have guided me

This far into the interior

Before.

It's paid off in spades.

I know about your zoos.

I know from where I learned

Your language.

You don't say.

The animals will be well

Cared for at the zoos?

Well, I suppose they would

Be if that was where they were

Going.

Those animals there are

Going to end up as everything

From fur coats, to rugs,

To fancy appetizers.

[Gasp!]

What do you care?

You people hunt 'em.

For food, and only as much

As we need.

Yeah?

Well, there's lots more where

Those came from.

Maybe not.

Some are hard to find.

Maybe they are the last.

Then all the better.

The rarer they are, the higher

The price.

I think it'd be better

If you didn't say anything

To the others.

Just between you and me, okay?

Just do your job and don't

Worry about it, kid.

A lot of 'em never make it

To where they're going,

Anyway.

Shut up!

What's up with them?

You didn't tell them

About our conversation this

Afternoon, did ya?

No.

Come on, kid.

They're worried about

Something.

We have come too far.

It is out there.

It.

Our legends speak

Of a beast that walks on four

And on two.

Not man, not animal.

Oneiya... A devil beast that

Can change shape like...a

Ghost.

A ghost.

Ha-ha-ha!

You're joking!

You're serious.

Listen, kid, where I come

From, they call it big foot,

Sasquatch, the abominable

Snowman, whatever.

It's all the same...

Bologna!

Ghosts, devil

Beast... Ha-ha-ha!

Bologna?

Listen!

Huh?

What the...

Listen!

Listen to what?

Silence.

[Gasp!]

Oh, for pete's sake!

You got fever or something?

Go back to sleep.

Roaaarrr!

[Gasp!]

[Gasp!]

He carted off my whole

Payload!

Whatever it was just robbed me

Blind!

Awww...

And what?

Nobody saw anything?

We heard.

The silence... Right!

[Gasp!]

This isn't fur from any animal

I've ever seen!

Oneiya.

Heh-heh-heh!

Whatever it is, I'll bet

There's only one of 'em,

And that means we're talking

Big bucks for this baby.

Tell 'em to break camp.

We're going in deeper.

What's wrong with them?

The legends say...

I know, devil

Beast... Maybe.

But it's not going to look

So ghostly when they see it

In a cage.

Tell them.

It is no use.

They will not go.

I need someone... You!

I'll pay you double, triple,

More than you've ever seen

Before.

You know what money can buy.

I bet you learned that where

You learned about zoos.

Okay.

You won't be sorry, kid.

Let's go.

Oh!

Wait up!

Hey, kid!

Kid?

Kid!

Ahhh... Ooof!

[Gasp!]

Kiddd!

Kiddd!

Ohhh... Why you little...

Eat.

The juice will satisfy

Your thirst.

Heh-heh-heh!

[Slurp].

Yeah... Well, I don't want

You out of my sight again,

Understand?

We are very deep.

Yeah, well... You're not

Bailing out on me now.

We're going deeper... All

The way until we get that

Thing.

[Gasp!]

Hah... See that?

It almost got me, kid!

Huh?

Aaahhh!

Yaaahhh!

Like I said, you're not

Bailing out on me.

Let's go.

Aaahhh!

Come on, get up.

Must rest.

When we find a dry spot.

Aaahhh!

Look out!

Ruunn!

Aaahhh!

Nooo!

Yaaahhh!

Ohhh...

Why... Why do you think it did

That?

I can guess.

Not your ghost!

We should turn back.

You cannot put in a cage what

You cannot see.

It will not be found if it

Does not want to be found.

Grrrrr...

Ahhh!

What is it?

What?

Aaahhh!

What is that thing?

Perhaps... It wants to be

Found.

Hey, wait!

You can't leave me, kid!

We had a deal.

If you do not come with me,

The legends say the oneiya

Will swallow up your spirit.

You can't walk out on me,

You little... Ooof!

Hah, go ahead!

Who needs ya?

I'll take this thing myself!

And I hope it's the very last

One!

Owww!

Ohhh...

[Gasp!]

Aaahhh...

Where are you?

You can't hide!

I'm coming for you, and I will

Win!

Grrrrrr...

At last, the hunted has

Finally given up.

The hunter has won!

You don't know what I've gone

Through to finally get you.

Aaahhh!

Ahh... Hey!

What...

And you wouldn't believe

What I went through to get

You here.

You were hunting me?

I used to be a hunter

For hire, like yourself.

I prided myself on having

Caught at least one of every

Species the wilds had

To offer.

I'd even hazard a guess that

One or two of my victims may

Well have been the very last

Of their species.

But then, like you...

I didn't care.

One night, as a hunter, I was

Severely gouged by a rare

White panther.

A local shaman seemed

To appear out of nowhere.

The shaman administered

His medicines derived

From this forest.

He saved my life.

But... As you know, oh,

So well, everything has

A price.

Mine was a curse!

[Gasp!]

What's happening to me?

It happened on this spot,

A long time ago.

As given, the curse could

Never be removed, only passed

On.

So... You see, once again,

The hunter has become the very

Beast he hunted.

Because of the legends, no one

Comes this deeply.

No one except hunters like us,

Who will go to any lengths

In our relentless endeavour

To entrap, enslave, and even

Destroy the very rarest

Of living creatures, all

In the name of mindless greed.

I did not take the beasts

You captured.

I freed them, and so will

You when your chance comes.

But until it does, I have

A long journey ahead of me,

And so do you.

I trust we will both reach

Our respective ends.

Oneiya.

So you see, even though

He was left hanging, that was

The beast of his worries.

The paw of the jungle had

Netted the hunter a hard

Lesson.

Take care of the natural

World, or the supernatural

Will take care of you!

Hee-hee-hee!

I'll take care

Of you if you don't get off

My bumper, ya worm bucket!

There's only one problem

With monster trucks,

Cryptkeeper.

You have to feed them!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Two can play at that game,

Vault keeper.

Fortunately, I bought this

Sinister cycle from james

Bones.

Ohhh...

Aahh!

Hey!

Oh, no!

So remember, crypt kiddies,

Be kind to animals.

[Howling]

They may be someone you know!

Ah-ha-ha-ha...

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