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02x05 - Year of the Rat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x05 - Year of the Rat

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the seventh night of the seventh month

the seven lights of ch

fulfills the

prophecy it is time I loveu command you

take the city drive out the human

p

clu has come clu has

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come

oh you have done well my children and

now it is fruit and gear of the WRA soon

all the world shall be

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ours are you finished yet be I thought

we were going to the movies it'll just

be a couple more minutes why don't you

go play with a Lab Rats or

something listen to that sound it's

heartbreaking a poor little guys

probably just

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hungry hey come on you're not supposed

to eat me look it's working great an

electric potato so let's hit the

multiplex later guys you know I thought

I liked rats but there's something weird

about those

three man that sure hit the spot oh

great uh ordering mom well we all have

our little

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gifts here I um think this is

yours huh you must undo the puzzle that

has been undone take the portal at the

barber shop Virgil Barber Shop who goes

to a barber shop well got to go mom

Virgil needs me again be careful Max I

know you're the mighty one but I'm still

your mom and I worry

why your children will give you many

many joys and many gray

hairs

oh well finally decided to get a crew

cut Hey kid off for the

cap sorry got to

run

the Great Wall of China what are we

doing here Virgil well Lau the emperor

of the rats foretold in ancient times

has appeared uh is that good or bad it's

good if you're a rat indeed lau's Army

of rats has taken over Hulan and is

heading toward the capital Beijing if

he's not stopped the entire world will

be overrun by rats they will bring

famine and plague and so what am I Pest

Control no you are the mighty one it is

your destiny yeah I got a lot of that

Destiny and um what's all this got to do

with undoing a puzzle be the hero of

Prophecy and all will be revealed

where's a portal unfortunately there is

no portal but come I know where the

emperor of the rats is it's only 12

hours by Rick

Shaw

Norman I still think you're supposed to

let the guy pull the Rick Shaw well we

made good time uh

Norman yes mighty

one I think we're in big

[Music]

trouble I think they want us to go that

way yes I do believe we're being

hered

[Applause]

uh no thanks I had one with dinner

remember read

it the number seven will bring you

[Music]

luck oh I get it you're trying to tell

me something you know you could just say

like a normal person look under the

seventh step Max do I look like a normal

person this may be important in 2,000

years mighty one how do you do that we

all have our little

gifts well it's a map but it sure

doesn't make any sense doesn't look

anything like the temple you're really

should demand a refund

Verge okay I know I I know I got to

figure it out for myself but if you

asked me you should have left me a bunch

of mouse

traps has this rat got an attitude or

what unless you stop him mighty one this

is the future of the planet it is the

end foretold by prophecy and will be

your future when I order my children to

attack stand back mighty one

a your weapons cannot hurt me I am

invulnerable perhaps swords cannot harm

you but he

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can emperor of the rats and to be

frightened by a human boy well at least

I don't look like a hamster in a bath

Rob this is the mighty one the hero of

the age he too was foretold by prophet

you're no match for his Brilliance

Brilliance who is more intelligent than

the rat why else would you humans use us

for your experiments he's got a point

Verge are you afraid to challenge him oh

great emperor oh oh good idea Verge make

him

mad Sol this mighty one or my children

will NW the marrow from your

hey no problem buddy I mastered my

mother's Rubik's Cube in less than 5

minutes I did it of course you did that

was not the puzzle Virgil what's

happening you activated a key mighty

one

if you are truly the mighty one you

might be able to solve this

puzzle

in about

5,000

years what do he mean we can't get out

for 5,000 years oh man is my homework

going to be late Hey where's the nearest

portal out of here Verge unfortunately

there is no portal within this m is we

must find a way out just what do you

think you're doing well we don't have

breadcrumbs like Hansel and gredle or

string like thesis so we'll leave these

feathers behind to Mark which way we've

gone I did not take the trouble to

prepare you a map 2,000 years ago so

that you could pluck me like a common

chicken hey I see it's a map of the maze

way to go Verge you expected less this

way

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wa what is

that it is new toe one of the Demons of

Chinese mythology who serves the ruler

of the Dead yeah youd make a great cob

[Music]

R pulse

demon

Toro

Toro

h* h* Mo those horns are razor

sharp this time I made

it

woohoo yeah

Nory it was nothing you can say that

again you must take nothing for granted

within this maze it could abound with

Illusions and

[Music]

deceits this shouldn't be here let's try

this

way Virgil uh looks like this this L

shoe has done a little remodeling since

you were here last oh oh dear so it does

oh terrific now we're on our own wait do

not

go who's that where are you on the other

side of the wall pull the rat's tail to

open it and I will help

you oh sure buddy like I'm going to fall

for another one of L sho's tricks you

are hopelessly lost in the maze what

have you got to

lose oh I don't know how about uh life

liberty and the pursuit of happiness

thanks but no

thanks then

again who are you what are you doing

here I am OK kaiwan a scholar and the

Unworthy fool who has released lau and

become a prisoner in his place for

decades I studied the legend of Lau chin

Wang emperor of the rats I deciphered

the ancient prophecy which foretold that

the power of Lau would be

Unleashed I found the puzzle box after

many weeks of work I solved it and

opened the

maze in the center of the

maze I found L shu's

heart it drew me to

it by touching L shu's heart I set him

free free to destroy

China the whole world and I thought you

said seven was a lucky number Verge so

far it's all bad luck we must make our

own luck mighty one Kwan how can you

help us you must find the the center of

the Maze and destroy the Jade heart I

will show you the

way another demon Norman

no do not fear this is only a

manifestation of my human Essence for

Lau has taken over my body with his fou

spirit so how do we destroy the heart

there was another prophecy about that

though it does not review exactly how

this may be done uh tell me can I call

you Kai good Kai do this other

prophecies say anything about a mighty

one oh yes but it may be thousands of

years before the mighty one

arrives have I got a news flash for you

this was the only way into the center of

the maze Lau has sealed it to protect

his heart well there comes a time when

push comes to shove right Norman

right all

right he that's us in your head big guy

we all have our little gifts

behold the heart of

Lau cool I wonder what all those bells

are for Jade red

jade

that is a big

rat where did I put

that hey cheese

breath

smells good huh

yeah wa good boy you're

fetch quickly close the

entrance we're never going to block this

up in

time it's the Big Dipper again I feel a

hunch coming on uh 1 2 3 4 5 6

[Music]

and Lucky

Seven yes well if you're quite done

could we get back to the um Heart Of The

Matter allow me my might one

yeah it is written in the prophecy only

the mighty one can destroy the

heart all

right Mighty Max is up to

bat well there goes the old prophecy

business huh birge there is more than

one way to break a heart in the lab B

said listen to that sound it's

heartbreaking the song the stars are the

notes it's the song the rats are

[Music]

singing nothing nothing happened mighty

one yeah I know these notes in that

order gave him life maybe if I reverse

the

[Music]

order Taiwan what is it

oh no I'm I'm hurting him too no you

must not stop but what'll happen to you

if I what is my pain against the pain I

have

caused oh kaiwan you're the real

hero

[Music]

[Applause]

Kwan kaiwan

he is

gone oh where is that Rat L CH I'm going

to teach him a whole new

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

tune Kwan wherever you are buddy we

won

kaiwan thank you mighty one you have Set

Me Free and banished the spirit of Lau

for 10,000 years according to

prophecy is there anything that doesn't

have a prophecy there is a chance Lau

could be brought back if the broken

pieces of his heart were reunited highly

unlikely I don't know guys I smell a

[Music]

rat the bells we saw today were found in

the Tomb of Marque ye of China they're

nearly 2500 years old it would have

taken five musicians to play the 64

Bells the bells were C of solid bronze

and the biggest one weighs over 400 lb

as Normie would say that is a big Bell

see you next time