02x06 - The Cyberskull Virus

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foreign

really gone was it really here

a candy bar

I forgot this is the quadruple dementoid

please deposit 50 cents to continue

playing oh man not now oh come on I

gotta hit 50 cents somewhere come on

come on

sorry your time has expired have a nice

day and play Mega chorus dementoids

again real soon bummer

man I almost reached level seven hey

wait a minute Felix is always good for a

loan yeah I'll borrow a buck and then

Bingo back in business ah look out

dementoid your doom awakes

and you'll be the mighty one the world

has need of you Virgil what are you

doing in a computer game wait wait for

you as usual now how do you use the

portal by elevator six but but I've got

a date with a dementoid that is merely a

game

all right

well at least I don't need 50 cents to

be the mighty one

yeah

thanks is this your Pom-Pom

you one over here

cool seats Verge season tickets hey

what's the story this is whoa that looks

just like a dementoid yes well whatever

it is it temporarily digitized solid

very nature of reality hence my Urgent

Message on that game how'd you do that

anyway oh don't tell me there were

ancient Lemurian video games hardly and

if you'd studied Lemurian calculus

instead of playing those childish games

you'd know the Decimus Square Times the

value of x hey Birch Verge Verge the

world won't end if I don't know what x

equals besides computer games train your

reflexes and help you master strategy

huh skill is a world saver like myself

needs you will need all your skills and

more to meet this challenge mighty one

such a primitive game I like it but it'd

be better with swords

wow Mega thinks he can steal their

mintoids from me does he he doesn't

impute who or what he's dealing with

after they made me they reformatted the

disc welcome to JC Mega's personal Mega

core database please enter your access

code

I am sorry that is not an authorized

code you are an ill*gal hacker please

turn yourself into the nearest police

station and have a nice day

it's the only thing that will give me

enough power to control my virus

a cyber skull virus

foreign

there it is Mega core World Headquarters

and I just have a hunch that fog Beast

has something to do with megacore I've

run a regression analysis of the

variables and concluded that that is an

acceptable possibility in other words

you're right

oh man I wish I had the pocket protector

concession in this place wow you must be

here to advertise Warrior Wars I don't

do public appearances hey um anybody

here create the mentoids I did

[Music]

whoa It's the nerd King I'm JC Mega the

mega in mega core I create really neat

games you dirty liar I created the

mentors you stole it from me mega I'm

gonna delete you for that and your own

hexium chip is gonna help me do it

guards arrest that human glitch Geo men

not quite cool it's a hologram

marvelous

must have that program wrong the program

must have you

wanting to be current I am no longer a

Marlin Kurt I am cyber skull now there's

a nerd pack in a major tune

creature is changing reality itself we

must stop him how who can fight a

hologram I'm game

foreign

he's good

[Music]

have now gained critical critic Mass

now they're really into computers and so

will you be once you've dealt with the

program

[Music]

I think we can take these guys Norman

not a problem

[Applause]

are we losing

[Music]

time

reconfigure free programs

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oh they had a crash super nerds program

thank you mighty one one more second and

I would have been an electric chicken

yes

electric foul actually

oh please get a grip on reality pixel

puss that's just what I plan to do

[Music]

here

no he's there

apparently is everywhere and in Paris an

incredible creature has completely

transformed the Arctic playoffs tonight

on the Evening News a digitized Madman

has attacked London New York an

electronic t*rror1st has turned the

Empire State Building into a computer

image

he's entered the world's computer

networks I think he can go everywhere

Boom at the speed of light ah using the

Lemurian probability theorem I've

pinpointed his next destination we have

just minutes to get there

but what do we do when we get there that

probably is up to you then using the

match probability theorem I say we're in

big trouble

foreign

you gotta do something about these

portals uh who dear the White House Rose

Garden from the looks of things we're

too late did you say Rose Garden really

mighty one we have more important things

to do than pick tulips a tulip in a Rose

Garden Virgil a tulip in a Rose Garden I

failed to have this

oh dear secrets

uh Norman Norman dismembering Secret

Service agents is a bad career move it's

all right trust me

whoever said two heads are better than

one never saw this creep

a portal would be nice

I agree let me see

follow me

[Music]

wow Moscow uh does our government know

about that portal it would appear that

cyber skull has already been here too

according to my calculations cyberskull

will be able to infect the whole world

with his computer virus in less than

three hours time is of the essence

french fries here

of course first the Tulip then the fries

now I get it oh really mighty one your

fascination with meaningless objects is

quite inappropriate I'll explain later

now I know where to find cyber skull but

how you need Advanced Lemurian calculus

to compute the probabilities no

no but may need 50 cents and a portal to

[Music]

Tokyo the game's final level

I haven't made it to level seven of

dementoids yet but here is where the

final battle with the big Ultra dementoy

takes place big how big that big

[Music]

oh no he's digitized Norman

we're lost the world belongs to cyber

skull no it doesn't this world belongs

to the best player and I am that guy

let's go play the mentors

give me 50 cents

I just happen to have a

it's Norman in the game it's okay Virgil

this is level six Norman's my player

eat these

but I don't like french fries no ketchup

why must he eat those Dreadful fried

things I know what I'm doing and it's a

lot more useful than your Lemurian

calculus yes I knew it on this level the

fries give him strength

this dude before

[Applause]

cheating

hello this is too much Virgil the french

fries and the Tulip are power tokens in

the dementoy's computer game they'll

give Norman the power he needs to fight

cyber skull oh

that

I created this game

we've lost Norman no way I still gotta

triggered you up my sleeve

LED no one's supposed to know about this

I'll get a clue fast for face even an

eight-year-old knows about the secret

bird there's programmers though you are

only average

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I'll show you welcome to level eight

level eight there is no level eight

there is now

this is the play now

[Music]

I know what a pawn feels like I can't

move

you first

the person centered why then I did

Exodus to the terminal power of eggs

won't help us now Virgil oh yes it will

computers are all mathematics just has

to be applied correctly okay just hurry

hurry

but how do I do it pull back the

joystick and hit the jump button

this is the game program and that

computerized DNA Helix and brain thing

must be the virus

[Music]

I can't move them

use this you'll need it to fight cyber

skull yes

[Music]

Paris Norman's strength is almost gone

well this program has a big bad bug babe

and you are it

now that game was worth every Yen you

know you were right Birch the world

might have ended if we didn't know what

x equaled and g*y playing skill is

indeed valuable as long as it doesn't

become an obsession yeah I guess so you

coming Virgil yes I'll be there

in a minute

this is the guy who said video games

were a waste of time wait I was just

achieving proficiency

oh hi hey did you know that the first

computer for commercial use was invented

in 1951 univac as it was called took up

a whole room well today's tiny computers

can process the very same information in

a billionth of a second oh man things

are really Advanced operator error

please read instructions you doofus

ah maybe a little too much see you next

time