02x07 - Zygote's Rhythm

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hey Claire stand over there by that rock

I want to take a picture here here where

Jake there yeah there sit on it that why

didn't you say

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so okay smile H it h

it holy I slly I slly take the picture

of

Abby clar is there

yeah

yeah

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Come On th hey I love you too boy but

you got fly breath too many after dinner

snacks you know Thor I've been thinking

these portals should be good for

something besides saving the world like

some serious vacationing you know and

I'll bet I am eligible for frequent

flyer miles o o let's see should I do

the portal poke out of Pakistan take the

cat bar Cruz to catm do or

all right Virgil Hawaii yes seres

up it's freezing I can't wait to hit the

beach at y KY

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wow

w

Aloha well if it isn't the Big Kahuna

himself come on Normie what do you say

we hit the waves I'm afraid there's no

time for recreation mighty one your

destiny awaits how can it await for 10

more minutes I got to sh**t the curl

ride the nose kick the cut back I have

no idea what any of that means but we

have more serious business to attend to

mighty one we have some dinosaurs to

locate dinos Source uh Verge you'd

better reset the way back machine pal

you're off by a cool 150 million years

170 million years to be exact now come

along the future of mankind is at stake

is he kidding he's a lamuan they never

kid oh come on Verge the only dinosaur

in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on

TV there isn't even a lizard around

here this foliage it shouldn't be here

plants like this have been extinct for

millions of

years yeah well tell that to this

prehistoric bug very peculiar yeah not

to mention me ugly it's like a tiny

little dinosaur and that's like a great

big

dinosaur run no

kid

no

ver no no save yourselves there's no

time come on Verge no giant tadpool is

going to scare

us

what happened I admit to some confusion

myself mighty one oh yeah well at least

we're out of danger uh maybe

not

don't don't make a

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sound

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you are quite simply amazed aren't you

frankly I am amazed that someone is so

cavalierly played with the laws of

nature play I Am Eggbert zygote

mdphd I have an IQ of 220 and I don't

play yeah well if you don't want to play

why didn't you just say so later doc

Hasta la

Pasta uh we can stay really no trou at

all excellent because you will be a

great help to me unless of course you

decompose you know I really hate when

that

happens

inferior

inferior big yes but inferior

unfortunately I had to prevent them from

screaming it was getting quite

annoying I hope I won't have to do the

same to you I don't scream Don't bit on

it they all

screamed what side show would you get

them out of prinston actually they are

all former students of mine unfortunate

victims of my early

experiments exactly what kind of

experiments were these experiment in

genetic mutation of course my intention

was to improve mankind with a few Syle

changes at the molecular

level this is an improvement it didn't

work okay

that is why pencils Havey

erasers jet was my Epiphany if you can't

change something eras

it this a few modifications to my

genetic mutation

Catalyst I was able to De evolve as

small lzard into a species unseen on

Earth for 150 million

years um 170 million years actually I

knew that now I will rewind Evolution

back to the beginning and started over

as to saying the song My Way Z I go

yeah you know Z if you rewind too much

the tape gets stuck and they charge you

extra at the video store very amusing I

hope you retain that sense of humor when

you are walking around on all

fors

I hope you like bananas Normie

no wait a CO big guy quickly invite you

up now this is for your own

good oh yeah and the check is in the

mail

right my

jacket mighty one

door how did he get

here mighty

one

wait stop we're too late oh

no Thor I told you not to do

that Thor baby it's

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you norie put your sword away he's as

friendly as a puppy that's a big puppy

don't you see Norman while Thor may have

been de evolved into a dinosaur inside

he's still just a pet uh-huh I'll hold

on to this that reminds me we still have

Dr zyo to contend

with he's

gone yes as are his mutants and

dinosaurs but where and how yeah how do

you hide a dinosaur that's going to be

valuable information when my mom gets a

load of the uh new improved

Thor

oh hey having a p dinosaur is going to

be cool no mighty one the laws of nature

cannot be perverted we must take control

of zygote equipment reverse the process

and re-evolve Thor and the others to

their true natural

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state of course the evolutionary Journey

will be shorter for some than for

others hey watch where you're going hey

he must smell food aha a hidden entrance

zygote must have retreated to protect

his secret laboratory all right Thor

what are we waiting for let's

go come on Thor buddy you can make it it

gets

wider wa fly

breath no more treats for you buddy boy

come along mighty one we must stop

zygote before he does more harm you stay

here Thor we'll come back for

you you'd think it'd be cool in a cave

but man it's hotter here than out in the

sun yes it is

strange unless this mountain is actually

a

volcano it does seem to be dormant

however

hello there as you can see the doctor is

in looks more like the doctor is out to

lunch gra him

hey I don't like

you like you

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either

come back don't leave us Viro oh yeah

now we can fly now Barbarian it is your

turn come and get

me your ancient blade won't do you any

good

against my 21st century

science H isn't that fascinating since

it had been genetically mated reversing

its evolutionary path returned it yes to

the genetic

Quagmire an evolutionary dead end as it

were yes and and speaking of dead ends

it's time you met my mutasa mutasa surus

hey man I know all about dinosaurs and

there's no such thing there is

now it's a combination of my earlier

technology and my most recent I

genetically mutated my dinosaurs and

combined their most endearing traits

I think it

works uh there's no chance that that was

a friendly blood curdling Roar is

there

wa you can't escape no one in the world

can escape

come on four we need your

boy I know what you

want Mormon I got him just where I want

him

come on fly let's do

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lunch oh my goodness I'm really scared

now hold on Norby I'm holding I'm

holding hey look look th a fried burger

just the way you like them big and

juicy

okay boy come on let's mangle that

mutant my dinosa can take your

dinosaur oh now we're really

mature inferior I knew

it oh no

four

k*ll it k*ll

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it the winner and new heavyweight

champag for libr

iguana With a Little Help From a

prehistoric chicken fou Ang you have

failed me mut

asaurus back to the primordial genetic

ooze where you belong it's all over

zygote oh no you imbecile it is only the

beginning I Was a Fool to be obsessed

with the past it is the future where we

are all

going I am just going to get here

first

he's he's evolving he must have reversed

the

machine what

happened our

chance smile

BGE

thank you by21 that was getting tiresome

though I rather enjoyed the

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flying there you go boy your turn to

ride you know I still don't understand

what happened to zygote please don't

tell me we're all going to be like that

in the future it's very simple evolving

that rapidly didn't do him any good

though his brain is larger more advanced

he hasn't gained the wisdom to deal with

his new gifts and abilities he's as

helpless as a baby would be in an

adult's body in other words there are no

shortcuts

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a

jump money

ma ah I see

I

understand so Mighty

Max I will see you in the

future hi I guess you know all about

dinosaurs right they lived millions of

years ago and then they all became

extinct but did you know that you can go

see a real live dinosaur today and I

don't mean it the movies that's right

crocodiles and alligators are virtually

unchanged from the way they were

millions of years ago and here's

something else you might have learned

today many species of birds are

descended directly from

dinosaurs yeah and I know one personally

later