02x08 - Along Came Arachnoid

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foreign

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foreign

what I didn't order any pizza I mean I

just had pizza for lunch one deep dish

fish Pizza just how you wanted it dude

fish Pizza yup with sardines clams

oysters and anchovy toppings oh spew

time what would make anyone eat a fish

pizza that's all paid for even my tip

hey you got any soda to do with that

well it's time to do some serious eating

and some serious reading portal at

school library

how am I supposed to find the Portal

protection or non-fiction uh you know

I'm not sure

um non-fiction I guess Road 23b and

remember this is a library

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oh

you got it

oh again foreign

you couldn't have spelled out the

message in pepperoni I want to make sure

you'd read it before you edit mighty one

well you think of everything don't you

Verge I do my best yeah then how come

you made me take a portal to a basement

and uh where are we anyway Seattle the

reason is quite serious mighty one Dr

Stanley Kirby one of the world's most

brilliant scientists disappeared just as

he was on the verge of an

earth-shattering discovery

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thank you

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uh evening folks uh really sorry about

the floor listen we were looking for my

pet uh uh chicken

well actually

it was the intrusion we'll gladly

remunerate you for any unnecessary

damage yeah what he said no no no don't

get up we'll show ourselves out

okay big guy what spooky back there

nothing

Well it sure seemed like something I

said nothing okay okay if you say so

Dr Kirby worked for a billionaire

industrialist named Otis face he may

know something about The Disappearance

oh yeah well then let's just head for

face

we must hurry face Industries

headquarters is located opposite that uh

thing what the Space Needle cool

California

foreign

don't forget what I've never seen

anything like it stand back somebody

you've never seen a giant net before

looks more like a giant web giant spider

web probably not Norman that would

indicate the unlikely possibility that

there was some sort of giant spider you

mean like that that is a big spider

come on you guys well that giant

spider's attacking the police we can

save face an excellent plan might you

want coming Norman yes of course why

wouldn't I be

yeah

perhaps this isn't such a good idea

after all no what uh what makes you say

that

whoa this stuff is really sticky

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Mr face now everything is going to be

okay

Little Miss Muffin

Along Came a Spider little McNugget

this guy's office

looks like Spidey wants to take a lunch

break Virgil Norman Norman you must do

something at once

he was

let go obviously

I knew it all the time perhaps face can

provide us with an explanation of what

exactly is going on here and the

whereabouts of Dr Kirby Dr Kirby you

need my father

they won't find you now

oh that was a big help actually it was

quite informative obviously Kirby is

Pace's prisoner we must search every

property in this city owned by otisface

until we find this parlor what exactly

are we looking for Verge we're a spider

actually of course

coming Norman of course I'm coming I'm

the guardian of course you are

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you searched everywhere else this is the

last of faces properties it's a real

Fixer-Upper huh allow me

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whoa

what's the matter big guy you're not

afraid are you afraid no I'm John I'm

just be careful careful careful is not

exactly your trademark Normie okay I'm

afraid of spiders don't ask me why I

fought dragons faced off against giant

eyeballs and werewolves and dinosaurs

but spiders

I always thought he was so brave The

Bravery is not the absence of fear it's

at spite of it as normal it is

is that goop what I think it is I don't

think it's highly distilled spider venom

well I was betting it was pancake syrup

ignore me at least the worst is over

buddy we seem to laugh at that giant

spider

you thought that was the giant spider no

my friend

this is the giant spider

big spider

foreign

Dr Stanley Kirby I presume I'm so

pleased you've heard

well actually I hadn't until a couple

hours ago

let's see for years I've worked to bring

the Curative powers of spider venom to

light and no one has ever even heard my

name it was my Discovery mine and I was

going to be the first to benefit by it

so I tested the serum on

myself

what happened Mr face had converted my

formula to use for chemical warfare she

made it into a neurotoxin and it made

you into a monster yes say it say it

well we will come to rescue you rescue

me how ironic because you are my

Prisoners the world must not know of

mine failure set back I shall find an

antidote to my condition and receive the

recognition do me you must excuse me now

I have much to do before I am human

again wow he should skip the facial and

go straight for a mental makeover in the

meantime my little pet is getting bored

you will abuse him for me won't you

what's this guy think we are huh a pet

sitting service

thinking

you are dinner

okay big guy this one's on me

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now it's really steamed

beer thing

foreign

you know what we need is a really big

water spout water spout yeah you know a

down came the rain and washed the spider

out I hardly think this is the time for

nursery rhymes

we don't have a water spout but we got

the next best thing

hey Normie how about a little help here

I believe this situation calls for

prompt action

Mommy

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foreign

I hate spiders yeah well I gotta admit

they don't seem too fond of you either

oh man I should have known at the end of

the song the spider always climbs a

spout again

you mind if I borrow this for a sec

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good

morning

hey you gotta admit it I am good

come on we have another bug to squash

bro goody

I want one more crack at that bug hey

last night the DNA research lab was

looted and a chemical plant too yes but

we really can't concern ourselves with

every crime in town we have to stop that

madman curb air by a spider guy

according to two guards injured in the

robbery well that's different

yes we do how do you know

power plant but why a mighty one okay

he's already got the DNA stuff and the

chemicals so if he's trying to turn back

to human he's still gonna need a lot of

energy

foreign

I should have squashed you like a bug a

human

tarantula we've got you trapped here boy

it is

bad

welcome to my Palace it's a spider to

the fly hey Who you calling a fly yeah

the fly that's ridiculous a creature is

there that's a human oh yeah well if you

want to see ridiculous take a long look

in a mirror six eyes

release us and we can assist you in your

attempt to become human again Dr Kirby

is no more

good morning

fool to become human again

these Humanity's future

impact I'm superior in every way when I

transform the human race in my own image

I shall be worshiped with the father of

my people

all about isn't it you just want your

name in Mad sinus monthly well we're not

afraid of you are we Normie

Normie

oh Humanity would be like me a few

juices from a human cerebral cortex and

my formula that would be complete

if I'm not really human in a strict

sense ask principal hot dog bring him

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the mighty one remember your oath

foreign

Charlotte's Web four times

I'm through running

so scary now are you

oh

foreign

we must get to safety

the mixture of chemicals and electricity

may cause an expl*si*n

look it's him I think

of my destiny

come on Dr Kirby come with us we can

still help you

you did it big guy you're bravery

inspired me mighty one yeah well I hope

I never see a spider again I eat spiders

for breakfast well now don't get carried

away Normie

hi you know spiders are amazing

creatures and they can live just about

anywhere even in the total

weightlessness of a space station

spiders play an important role in

natural ecosystems they keep the number

of insects in check and most spiders are

harmless to humans hey and those looks

like another adventure clean your room

love Mom oh man talk about Adventure see

ya