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02x16 - Fuath and Beggora

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x16 - Fuath and Beggora

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oh

sh it's a cursed place keep your mind on

the gold and stop thinking about them

old wives

tales

hi there's me

darling

what Mother of Mercy it's the

Cs

await await who are the who are the what

shall be f

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pepperoni cream cheese peanut butter

dill pickles and leftover lasagna on

rye and mom thinks I don't know how to

fix my own lunch and just to make sure I

get my daily allowance of c n d alphabet

soup hey my name m

ax cool oh wait a minute Max portal at

Deli

uh-oh mighty one I'm afraid that your

services are required once again oh yeah

what's bug in the world this time giant

crickets man eating ticks I can only

tell you that here in Ireland there is a

force about to be Unleashed upon the

world that will dwarf all other forms of

evil green root beer very amusing but

this is quite serious I've been

appearing this day for 2,000 years since

a rift in the cosmos revealed a

slumbering evil lurking somewhere in

that

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vicinity man Azie Osborne

summerhouse oh and check out this guy he

looks like my vice

principal sheesh didn't anyone back then

know how to carve happy gar

booil uh I may not be a is when it comes

to

runes look out

incoming hey let's go me you overgrown

pet

rock

H maybe I should rephrase

that oh fortunately those bushes broke

our

fall yeah or this Cliff would have

broken our necks my sword didn't even

scratch those beasts this is all as I

feared the ancient ones speak of the

Unstoppable stones that shall come to

life but unfortunately they say no more

well like I always say if the ancient

ones aren't a chatty mood get friendly

with the

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locals

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apparently the locals are not

particularly friendly yeah I mean you'd

think when they see a giant a kid and a

talking chicken they'd at least be

curious I am not a chicken I am

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a

grat cool a pickup game just like back

home Grand an American do you do

basketball then sure I'm a regular

Charles Barkley

here and he F down the

court and he shoots he SC yes that was

brilliant what do you know a little

piece of the good old us OFA right here

in Ireland well actually M doesn't like

me to play but we get some of the games

from the states on satellite aen it's

almost time oh that'll be done now come

in D time for what oh uh nothing uh just

time to be done with me Charles well say

maybe I could score you some Lakers

passes or at least give you a few

pointers if you could get us into that

castle up there the castle oh no it's

forbidden I mean it's too dangerous oh

I'd best be gone

now Caitlyn Flanigan I thought I told

you not to be talking to strangers just

come and

da and you'd best not be poking your

noses in where you're not wanted if you

know what's good for you h a rather

hostile reaction yeah oh I should have

guessed they must be Celtics

fans the W the W the w are the then I

have an idea I think you'll like Normie

the who are the

Waits well like I always say men in a

creepy Village do as the creepy

villagers

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do who are the W who are the W who are

the W who are the W who are the w

who are the Wes who are the Wes who are

the W who are the

W looks like we blew into town just in

time for the big Bond dance you may be

more correct than you think mighty one

tonight is the vernal equinox of the

10,000th year of the Druid calendar

uh-oh that means some of these Stones

might start getting pretty Lively pretty

soon a worthy

guess who are the W are the W are the W

are the W are

the are the now we can see what this h*

nny is all about the who are the waves

tonight is the Glorious night when the

stone shall rise and time itself Shall

Set who are

free who are the wavs who are the

w w are the W are the

W hey this whole place is like a giant

clock Intruders

ah it appears fuat shall be having a

special feast in honor of the occasion

for must be

f

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are the W are the Ws are the

W The Intruders are dead there's nothing

now that can keep from

Awakening

away

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Caitlyn phew hey thanks for the lift

things were getting pretty hot in there

oh you'd best be fleeing this is the

night the storm shall rise hey what kind

of Tinker toy is this thing anyway my

ancestors The Druids built the cat

thousands of years ago with their great

magic and tonight is the appointed night

when the castle shall stand no more and

fuath shall rule the Earth it is as I

feared this is the much prophesied

revenge of The Druids the Beast whom no

sword can k*ll nor no man humble who

shall have dominion over the Earth come

on I don't see how a big pile of rocks

is going to have dominion over

anything

maybe I should want some sh quick jump

the

m

so me own daughter has betrayed us is f

who will be judging you now girl not I

and as for you you medin

fools

in a few moments the castle shall

self-destruct and only FAS will be left

to Lil all the world and you think this

is a great F to humanity

Humanity we Druids once ruled All the

known world with our great magic it was

your Humanity that drove us into Exile

and persecuted us but we have tendered

the flame for L these many centuries and

now we shall return in glory but the

flame you've been tending is the flame

of hatred and when you stoke that fire

you only destroy yourself what do you

know of my life don't take his word for

it see for

yourself

wait no no no for

us you must Ser

us oh yeah all foo a is going to be

serving you all right for breakfast well

I guess I'm supposed to stop this thing

and save the world again but it's

impossible something tells me that great

Stone Face over there is nothing but an

overgrown

wristwatch hey maybe we can throw a

monkey wrench into his works ah i s a

plan forming Mony one yeah yeah that's

right but step one is getting inside of

him come

on get inside him mighty one uh but how

well we got out of them didn't we

there's got to be a way back

in Bingo what did I tell you another

trap door quick now's our chance

All

Aboard

w

we got to make it up those stairs to

find out what make some tick hold on

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[Applause]

tight

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amazing a giant clockwood mon stu oh

I'll say one thing for those old Druids

they made way cool gadgets what stop I

command

you my daughter

no you must obey the sacred orders it is

all

planned

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W hey guys look at

this

is is this the way D is this the glor of

Fu I I don't understand it's all that

I've worked for all that are people have

worked

for I don't know what this thing is but

it looks important whatever it is it's

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vibrating

but of course it's quartz this guy's

like a giant quartz clock the power from

that furnace is sent through that

Crystal and vs would keeps this guy

going amazing the droids must have known

about the oscillating properties of

quartz thousands of years before modern

science so without this baby old Fu off

will wind down pretty

fast would you do the honors Normie

GL

kin

catch what's this

then in the basketball lob it into that

Castle come on it'll just be like laying

up poop shot in The Milk

Bar I I'll be making a box break then Ka

no

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a

yeah she shoots his

scores

FL upop everybody

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out it's time for a new wayar are you're

right daughter it is that hey nice shot

Caitlyn thanks I felt like that great

Irish player Shaquille

O'Neal yeah sure hey who knows maybe you

and the rest of the town could start a

basketball franchise huh you're going to

have to do something about these

uniforms

though hi today we saw how a quartz

clock works when electrical current

travels through quartz it vibrates at a

precise speed millions of times per

second powering the gears that run the

clock you see quartz vibrate so

precisely it can keep a clock right on

schedule even for thousands of

years oop speaking of time I'm just

about out of it see you

later