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02x22 - Fly by Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x22 - Fly by Night

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bats there were as many people as there

are bats I could make quitter

[Applause]

[Music]

to now class we will enter the

fascinating microscopic world of Pon

scum Pon

scum we're really having fun now place

the slide under the lens focus and you

will see several single celled organisms

called amoeba which reproduce by

dividing themselves in half oh there

goes one now okay show me Pon

[Music]

scum Max take the portal at the park

[Music]

virel uh Mrs F got to go I just got a

message from an

amoeba a message from an

amoeba very

[Music]

funny oh For Heaven's Sake

oh Norman the changing of the God one of

civilized society's oldest and most

solemn

rituals yeah how was this oh don't mind

me just dropped in for a spot of

tea but it'll have to be some other time

okay hi Virgil he hey Normie greetings

mighty one greetings now come along our

mission is quite urgent uh later guys oh

give my regards to the queen will

[Applause]

you quickly by youan there is danger in

the air man how can you see it with all

this fog I'm afraid that London is in

the grip of vampiric Terror mightyan

victims attacked for their blood all

with similar wounds on their necks come

on Virgil don't tell me we're hunting

Dracula certainly not mighty one oh good

glad to hear it I rather think it's one

of his

relatives what do you think is he

picking daisies no no no he's r a

[Music]

bicycle he's swipping at a very large

aquarium with his pet goldfish well it

looked like a goldfish

[Music]

there have been several attacks so far

mighty one it seems the vampire prefers

victims who are out alone in this fog

you could be 2 ft from someone and be

alone indeed here you'll need

these oh garlic mirror H standard anti

vampire gear what's the whistle for in

case we get separated good

idea if I'm not mistaken that's a police

Constable sounding an alarm I want a

piece of that blood sucker

yeah I believe it came from that Virgil

come on

[Music]

Norman Virgil over

here just as I feared the vampire has

struck again yeah but look at his neck

Verge it doesn't look like Fang marks to

me yes Miss curious we must search the

immediate vicinity I doubt the vampire

has got far

you stay here and wait for the ambulance

we'll find the guy that did

this vampires are legendary shape

shifters keep your eyes open for bats

Norman it's him it's the

vampire Norman Virgil he's getting away

no he's not cuz I'm going to stop him

somehow all right you you BL sucking

Shape Shifter you're biting days are

over why you up to he sneaking up on a

poor old woman scare me off the death

you did I'll call a conable I will no no

no no don't I'm I'm really I'm sorry

it's my mistake CH

broke a smooth move mighty one you scare

a harmless little old lady and now

you've lost Virgil and Norman oh excuse

me I was looking for a vampire quite all

right darling perhaps I can help you uh

no no no that's okay I uh I wouldn't

want you to go to any trouble I assure

you darling it's no trouble with your

blood I will have all that I need then I

will leave this city and return to my

home uh well G you know I I'd really

like to help you but I'm I'm fresh out

of doggy bags look into my eyes oh no no

no I'm not falling for any of that Luke

into my eyes stuff here have some garlic

iest garlic not at all S no oh oh look

you've got something in your teeth no

darling not

yet Norman

oh man that was a little too

close don't you have any more toys uh

Define toy uh stand back uh this could

be really

painful Norman you call

excellent Norman I believe we have our

[Music]

vampire or she has us look out incoming

blood suar

oh man those are Lea Al

[Music]

lugies wa now that's what I call a

guardian sized

frisbee yeah

where did she uh it go it was just

getting interesting vampires cannot

cross running water she is destroyed

mighty one hello Virgil news flash the

garlic didn't work neither did the

mirror what makes you think running

water will vampires have stopped the

Earth for thousands of years mighty one

they habits are well documented in

countless Legends this is no ordinary

vampire she's flown the Crypt and I know

where she's

gone Burge she said she was going home

we are in Transylvania mighty one yeah

but what makes you think she lives in

this dump simple deduction it is the

ancestral Castle the Legends are quite

clear about the do dociles of vampires

uh Verge the Legends haven't been right

yet her coffin will be down here she may

be guarded if she has a coffin I told

you this is no ordinary

vampire ahuh just as I suspected

gardening implements woo scary oh let's

not be Hasty mighty one perhaps we

should check that closet oo I don't know

birge what if there are some big scary

mops in

here where are bats might you one there

are vampires

[Music]

well we'll ask her around I mean

someone's bound to know about her after

all it's not easy to ignore that

lady well it sounds like count moska she

lives in the big mansion on the hill my

good sir are you aware that the Countess

is a vampire count MOS

ha she's No ampire my great great great

great great grandfather he helped k*ll

the last

one not the Empire story again he was

about your age my grandfather it was a

dark and stormy night my grandfather

crept quietly into the Crypt of

noru the

undead please somebody put a steak

through his heart

hey Verge if this is supposed to be a

sneak attack shouldn't we uh you know

sneak stealth isn't necessary mighty one

vampires are combustible in sunlight

Countess Muska appears to have unusual

[Applause]

tastes her Crypt will be down

here oh here we go again looks like

another basement Verge looks can be

deceiving Mighty W this is her Unholy

resting place if I'm not mistaken

well it appears that I

[Music]

am then again maybe you're not I I don't

think you put this on Peanut Butter

blood vampire TV dinners hey what's

[Applause]

[Music]

this I'll go first I want to meet that

lady again right behind you big

guy is it my imagination or are the

walls moving

e it's some kind of maggot Farm they are

not

maggots they are

vampires vampires flies but the Legends

all say that bats are bats they are

stinking rodents Unworthy of the

association with

vampire apparently this is a sensitive

issue with the

contest uh there are accounts of

vampires taking the form of bats surely

by now darling you know better than to

believe all those silly myths over the

Millennia the truth has been warped by

Legend and

Superstition these are the larel stages

of true vampires every 500 years one

vampire remains to hatch a new

generation and we walk the earth

feasting on you stupid foolish you

humans who believe in fairy stories

about baths and now the feast

continues kitchen

closed mighty one we must lure her into

sunlight but Virgil

she's not combusting

spontaneously the sun nourishes all

things you fool even

EV I'm going to squash you like a

[Music]

bug run

come on I Dare You perhaps

reinforcements are in

order yeah

h

but I'm telling you the CEST is a

vampire quickly get your torches torches

cool just like in the old monster movies

my great great great great grandfather

had a torch I remember again with the

grandfather stor torches of course come

on

well as Norman would say it's party

time mighty

one Normie time to swap that fly

mighty one what was that smell

citronella oil an insect repellent

excellent thinking mighty one well I

guess there was some truth to the old

Legends after all huh guys Legend builds

a lot of fiction around a little bit of

Truth mighty one so how do you tell the

difference by doing what you did Mighty

Max by questioning well I guess when it

comes to being a vampire Countess Muska

was strictly Fly by

Night hi did you know that the common

house fly Musa domestica carries as many

as 6 million bacteria on its feet W talk

about bad hygiene each adult female lays

several hundred eggs and though they

only live for a month these little pests

can create six or more Generations in

one summer so be sure to have a good fly

catcher on

hand and you thought I kept Thor around

for his good looks see you