02x25 - Sirius Trouble

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it is time for us to gather the fruits

of the Gods our Celestial Destiny is at

hand

no issue number 52 of XYZ man all right

this is the one where the evolver teams

up with chunk head to defeat the Nomo

from star system 7 hey kids yeah yeah I

know this ain't a library relax buddy

I'm buying today cuz this comic is a

real collector's item huh mighty one the

fate of the world rests on your

shoulders go to Teeny Burgers hey Mr

money bags I thought you was buying

today sorry I got to see a chicken about

a

portal okay 15 teeny Burger seven with

mustard and pickles seven with just

ketchup and one with everything oh yeah

and throw in a teeny

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Shake let's it go I'll

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great

this is going to be one heck of a belly

flock mighty one are you all right yeah

I'll be okay Verge but couldn't you have

at least run out a cabin cruiser this is

no pleasure trip mighty one a great

threat to humanity looms before us here

yeah where's here I mean we could be

anywhere Rochester to rangon

rangon did you say

rangon yeah sure rangon

rangon I should have never listened to

you Norman that was hundreds of years

ago but if I recall correctly you should

indeed have listened to me I did your

mistake almost cost me my life oh guys

guys time out would you two stop rocking

the raft but my youan we are not the

problem W and someone turned on the

jacuzzi this is why you were summoned my

Tian uh I get the feeling that guy isn't

just a friendly whale Watcher you must

stop him mighty one now from this bath

toy hey Norm can we get a little boost

in power buddy that's what I'm here

for

okay maybe I can reel him in Hook Line

and

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Sinker mighty one you're not abandoning

ship are you hey I know this isn't much

but sometimes you just got to work with

what you got you know what I mean

FY I do have that special frisbee

gift Oro I should have known they would

try to stop me excellent Mahan you broke

his concentration None Shall interfere

with nael especially Bey

Oro

the

scroll Viro take my

hand foul

overboard hang on for

go weakling orgo nothing May impede this

sacred Miss of normal Ascend

vessel to the star

above you're safe now vir oh thank

goodness I was afraid I'd lost my scroll

I could have lost more than that in

rangon oh no here's that rangon thing

again if you would have listened to me

in the first place it wouldn't have

happened if you would have listened to

me it wouldn't have happened now look

here now look don't point that at me I

don't have to take that who guys guys I

think we got more important things to

worry about right now like the fish that

got away oh my we were so embroiled in

this Petty conflict we neglected our

true purpose quickly

Norman we've no time to

lose

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why would this Namo want to steal a

nuclear submarine I'm just as puzzled as

you are mighty one but we might learn

more once we've located him again

fortunately I can tell from the distinct

markings on his mask that he's

originally from this African village

yeah I don't know maybe we're not in the

right place after all I mean things are

kind of peaceful around here wrong again

Virgil just like K let me guess Rango

I was not wrong you were I was not you

were guys guys oh I'm sure you do you

know if you boys keep this up you're

going to have to wait in the car and

what went down in rangon

anyway what is it I mean it's there but

it's not it appears to be a protective

barrier of some kind H well I bet

they're trying to protect that my

calculations were correct as usual this

is where Nomo desides the Doon tribal

Village yeah well how do we get in well

perhaps I can calculate a path inside

using the portals now if we proceed to

Albuquerque another Portland ranapur

then a quick Jitney ride to I say we

smash

through only you would listen to me oh

yeah like when not to use my sword no

you're simply

impossible guys I think think someone

else wants to stick in there too

sense naturally we could have avoided

all of this trouble if you would have

listened to me later I'm

busy can't we discuss this like

gentleman I'm no

gentleman now near are these guys

you know they don't look like great

conversationalists

either I eat punks like them for

breakfast lunch and dinner well you

might want to consider a diet

Normie see

the oo what's an oo I'm afraid the world

means

Earthling uh maybe Earth is an

Intergalactic fast food restaurant and

that Terror Talent ship is here to pick

up an order to go huh I think not mighty

one are you sure that namo's not writing

down the recipe for Ogo Burgers no I'm

positive you see for ages the Doon have

claimed that alien beings from the Star

Sirus arrived on board their dread star

spacecraft bringing special knowledge

about our solar system every 50 years

when Sirus is closest to the earth the

Doon perform a ritual called the sigui

in honor of these Spacemen and it

appears they finally returned but for

what purpose I Can Only Imagine

silence the ancient sacred seeds have

finally borne fruit and multiplied

nothing shall impede our mission to

harvest the source of all power now that

the gods from the stars have finally

come looks like we're about to meet the

guests of

honor

what do you know the munchkins have

landed hey are you guys from the

Lollipop Guild of the lullaby

League sorry just a little uh munchkin

humor there we are the monitors from the

star you call serious be then we are not

interested in Earthling trivialities hey

the wizard of odds is not trivial it's a

classic you know you'd love the part

with the flying monkeys I'll bet you

silence slipper Snapper you see they

have seen The Wizard of Oz liquidate

them as you

command I was right these guys are bad

I'm sure I can reason with them since

they obviously have Superior intellects

like my own I'm tired of talking it's

time for

action

way to go norie we're back in business

eliminate the Ogo it is

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done Virgil there's a portal around here

indeed but

where

hi uh don't mind us we flew economy

class I don't get it Verge that dog on

talked about seeds and fruit but what

does gardening have to do with nuclear

submarines yeah perhaps now is not the

most opportune time for this discussion

why you

want

I hope this is the right place Verge I

mean I like portal hopping as much as

the next guy but we've been everywhere

from Rowan Oak to Ray timbuk too

patience please news reports have

indicated that the spacecraft has been

disabling nuclear plants throughout the

world sapping them of nuclear matter now

according to my calculations this

particular plant will be the next one

the aliens attack I'll be ready for them

but Norman we mustn't be over anxious as

in here it come s rangon you're like a

mother hen you are incorrect in your

denotation of Spees and gender Fun's

over

guys no the Fun's just beginning

yeah

yeah

look you guys got to call a truce if I'm

going to save the world I need a little

cooperation the might you one is right

Norman uhhuh now we might be able to

stop these aliens if we can get on that

Terror Talent ship of

theirs good old Namo is going to be our

boarding pass Birch can you figure out

exactly when Namo will be flying

overhead easily by plotting The Dread

star's flight path and by figuring in

namo's speed I can fix the exact moment

by give take 3 seconds good cuz that's

when I want you to hurl your sword at

Namo what again like in

rangon not now Norman now is the perfect

time that day in you know Virgil stopped

me from using my sword against the

lamuan death stalker and I lost is that

what you thought Norman I didn't mean

for you not to use your sword I just

wanted you to wait a few seconds until

the death stalker was in its lowest

energy level but I told you it was

wounded you never did but I I

okay okay okay okay hold that thought

Normie our ride has just shown up 3 2 1

do it now Norman are you sure trust me

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now good work

Normie and the way we

go it worked we're in I just hope we can

still find a way out we've got a guide

foolish Ogo you have no idea of our

power

he had a point there Intruders how dare

you invade our vessel well I would have

called you first but I didn't have your

number I've got their number be careful

Norman my kind of

fight

unbelievable the monitors haven't been

stealing nuclear material they've been

ripping off toxic waste so this is the

sourceable power they've been harvesting

the aliens ancient seeds have in fact

created Atomic

pollution surrender patic Earth you are

no match for

us I'll Never Surrender but I

will Mighty monitors we humbly surrender

hail the Glorious Victors this is a

mistake a big mistake well at least you

guys finally agree on something

now in the spirit of transun universal

friendship I'd like to propose a pact of

peace and what could you possibly offer

us well uh every time you return to

Earth we shall present you with our

tribute the world's toxic waste I I mean

the source of all power yeah we'll have

it all wrapped up nice and neat for you

and and you can just zip it back to

Serious be what do you say I think you

might have gone too far this time mighty

one don't you get it they want the stuff

we want to get rid of

it we win by losing it is done the Doon

will assist in the transfer of this most

precious resource of

energy the fools they willingly give up

this

treasure those space tweeps are going to

be nothing more than interplanetary

garbage man a small tribute but it shall

suffice

we only hope we can give you more than

you bargain

for I do not die mighty one you've

brought peace to the Galaxy yeah I know

that was easy now comes the hard part

rangon

it was all my fault Norman no it was

mine oh but I insist I said it was my

fault now look big guy now wait minute

we are there any other places I should

never

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mention hi today we talked about Sirius

also called the dog star but did you

know that while Sirius is about the size

of the Earth it weighs as much as a son

Sirius is a white dwarf and I don't mean

one of Snow White seven little friends

white dwarfs are Stars whose atoms have

collapsed Inward and that means that on

Sirius a piece of matter the size of a

teeny Burger could weigh a ton but I

could still eat 15 of them see you

later