01x08 - Sidekicked to the Curb

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is
their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and
ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch
them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They
look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

"Sidekicked to the Curb."

Whoo!

Can't catch me.

Let's go!

Missed me.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa! Catch me if you can!

- Too fast for you!
- Whoo-hoo!

Get back here.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Haha, you're it!

Dude, that was awesome! Whoa!

- What a move.
- Not bad.

For a car.

- My wheels are turnin'...
- -And my rubber's burnin'.

Sorry to break up your game, Batwheels,
but there's a Bat-Signal over Gotham.

What have we got?

The Joker has been sighted. He's
heading for Gotham Central Bank.

Huh?

Ready the Batmobile.
We'll be right there.

Wait a minute. What about me?

If Batman and Robin are going on
this mission, I should go too.

That Joker Van is extremely
dangerous, Redbird.

Maybe you should
sit this one out.

You saw me in action just now.
Didn't you see that move? I'm ready!

That was just a game.
This is different.

But I'm Robin's ride!

Do we have time for a snack?

Seatbelts.

It's just not fair. I
should be going with them.

You know what, Bam needs
me on this mission.

He just doesn't know it yet!

Make way! Road hog!

Watch the paint!

Okay, enough joking around.

Careful, Bat-bros.
Every comedian knows,

there's nothing like
a good punch line!

- Robin, activate grips.
- Yes!

Very slippery. Let's see
how you like my uppercut!

Launch Batarang.

I'm with you, Bam!

Ugh...

Most important accessory on
any vehicle? Cup holders.

Second most important?
Bursty bombs.

- Vertical.
- Roger that.

Now we've got him.

Gotta get rid of this!

Oh, no!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yikes. That doesn't look good.

Should we send for the Batwing?

No time for that.

What then?

Well, when in Gotham...

Red! Why'd you come after us? I told
you this was gonna be dangerous.

I just wanted to show
you what I can do.

Oh, you showed me, all right. I
saw you throw that bursty b*mb.

Think you can get
me out of this?

Can I? Just hang on.

All right. I'm
heading for the bank.

Batman and Robin
might need my help.

Ooh! Can I come too?

I don't know, Red.

I promise I won't
mess you up this time.

I bat-promise!

Okay, I guess it could be
handy to have a little backup.

Yes!

Next stop, Gotham Plaza.

Home of the original
Big Belly Burger.

Mm-mm-mm, those
are straight fire.

Do we have time to
get a burger and...

No.

Your money or your laughs!

Holy axle grease! The Joker,
he's robbing the bank!

No, seriously.
Give me your money.

And no sign of Batman and Robin.

Punchline!

We can't take on the
Joker without them.

No. But I can put a wheel
lock on his getaway car.

What do I do?

- Just hang back.
- But...

I'll give you a
signal if I need you.

Joker.

What was that?

Whoa! Haha! Nice
try, dynamic duds!

See you later.

Sorry. My bad.

Ugh, Red! I told you
to wait for my signal!

- We can still catch him.
- No, I can catch him.

You can go home, Red. You've
done enough for one day.

Next stop, Gotham
Amusement Mile.

Be sure to visit the
brand-new video game arcade.

- Hey, do we have time to...
- No!

Well, isn't this just
a barrel of laughs?

Ugh!

Here I go again, biting
off more than I can chew!

You always were
all mouth, Prank.

Hope you enjoy my
power-draining joy buzzer!

- Night-night.
- Oh, no!

What am I going to do now?

I wish Red were still here.

I am!

Oh, Red! You came back!

Just giving you some backup.

I promise I'll stay out
of the way. Are you okay?

Actually, he zapped me with this
giant joy buzzer and now I can't move.

Do you think you could...

Oh. Of course.

Ah! That's better.

My power's back. Thanks, Red.

Now we better get moving if we're
gonna catch up to the Joker Van.

We? You mean I can come too?

I'd still be out of action
if you hadn't showed up, Red.

I was trying to look out for you.
Make sure you didn't get hurt, but...

I was the one who got zapped.

BC was right. That
van is dangerous.

Which is why it's gonna
take both of us to stop him.

- Ready?
- I'm always ready!

Engage Bat-Link!

Light 'em up!

Whoo-hoo! Talk
about turbo-charged!

Whoo-hoo! Haha!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Bat-Bros again?

I'd love to, like, stick around,
but I'm late for a getaway!

Remember that bumper tag move you
pulled on me? Think you can do it again?

- You know it!
- Let's give him a taste of his own buzzer. Full throttle!

Wow!

All you, Red! And... detach!

Whoo-hoo!

- Night-night.
- Oh, no!

My engine!

What? No, no, no, no,
no. How did you do that?

Easy.

Eight wheels are
better than four.

It's been a pleasure banking with you. But
the early withdrawal fees are too much!

Wha...

My van!

You must have parked
it in a towaway zone.

Oh, dear.

Hey, Joker.

Time to say goodbye.

Bye, Bats!

Robin, let's go vertical.

Hey, where do you
think you're going?

Huh?

There's nowhere to run.

- Huh?
- Now, how about that burger?

Yes.

Ooh! And one for me?

Huh. You're funny.

Ooh-hoo! Watch
the suit, please!

Hubcaps! Look at
'em go! Bam! Pow!

Yeah.

You know, it makes
me realize something.

Batman isn't the only
one who needs a partner.

Wow!

- Our wheels are turnin'.
- -And our rubber's burnin'!