01x11 - Redbird's Bogus Beach Day

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music playing]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[boy reading title]

[electronic hum]

[alarm buzzing]

It's here! It's finally here.

-Beach day!
-[tires squealing]

-[zooms]
-Oh, keep it down, will ya?

I haven't had
my cup of oil yet.

-[zooms]
-Whoa!

[Redbird] I've never been
to the beach before.

And today's the day.

-[zooms]
-[grunts]

[singing] I'm going
to the beach.

I'm going to the beach.

[brushing]

[in normal voice]
Did you hear, Bam?
Today's the day!

Batman and Robin are taking us
to the beach!

[echoes]

[yawning] I think
the whole Batcave heard you.

I can't help it.

I'm just so excited

to test out the new Sand Mode
on our tires.

Hey, you!
Save those for the sand.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

So, are you as stoked as I am?

-You know it.
-It's gonna be a blast.

We'll cruise up the coast,

feel the wind on our hoods,

jump gnarly sand dunes,

play some beach ball,

and maybe even
stay up all night

-to watch the sunrise.
-[rooster crowing]

Bat-tastic! You've got
the whole night planned.

Batman and Robin
are on their way.

[beach music plays]

[Redbird] They're coming.

It's happening!

Ready to test out
the Sand Mode
wheel upgrade.

Thanks for installing it.

I hope it didn't tire you out.

[laughing]

I don't get it.

[engines revving, zooming]

[cracking]

[engines revving]

[tires screeching]

[zooming]

I'll beat you
to the snack truck.

That'll be a first.

[blasts]

Hey, I didn't
say go. [chuckles]

[whizzing, zooming]

[vocalizing]

Ooh, ooh, I'll have
a mega cherry swirl.

What about you, Batman?

Give me a dark chocolate swirl.

Extra dark.

Surfing seagulls.

Today's been
even better than I imagined.

Whoa! How does that ship
even know where it's going?

It's so dark out.

-[horn blares]
-[Redbird] I hope

it doesn't get
too close to the rocks.

[Batmobile] Big light on
Gotham Point Lighthouse

will guide it to safety.

Easy peasy.

[maniacal cackling]

-Did you just hear a laugh?
-Uh-huh.

And I don't remember
telling a joke.

[whooping triumphantly]

[laughing]

[Batman] What's The Joker
doing here?

[clown horn honking]

[Robin] Looks like he's
headed for the lighthouse.

You don't think
he'd actually turn it off?

We can't take any chances.

That ship needs the light
to avoid the rocks.

[sighs]

Let's go.

[energetic chase music plays]

Well, I guess our beach day's
on hold.

Oh, man.

[engines revving]

[laughing maniacally]

Huh?

[grunting angrily]

[zooming]

What are you doing
at the beach, Joker?

Working on my tan, of course.

-[laughing maniacally]
-[zooms]

Good time
to test our Sand Mode.

[lever creaking]

[engines revving]

[engines buzzing]

[tires screeching]

Whoo-hoo! I'm catching big air.

[chuckling]

Huh?

[tires screeching]

[whizzing]

[clown horn honks]

[seagulls cawing]

Oh, Bat trapped.

[horn blares]

[chuckles]

[laughs triumphantly]

-Let's hang ten.
-[splashes]

[cackling]

Looks like a good night
to cut some waves.

High tides and good vibes.

[gear creaks]

-[zaps]
-[thuds]

[Robin] Whoo-hoo!
Cowa-Bat-banga.

[clown horn honks]

[The Joker laughing maniacally]

[motor revving]

[grunts]

Catch you on the flip side.

[clown horn honking]

Let's get that surfer dude.

Whoa, whoa! [laughs]

-[laughing]
-[tires squeaking]

Take this, Bat bros.

Ready to play ball, Prank?

-Game on!
-[engine revs]

[thumps]

-[clown horn honking]
-[thumps]

[thumps]

♪ Ooh, bop bop ♪

♪ Ooh, bop bop ♪

♪ Hanging at the beach
With my board and my buddies
And me ♪

♪ Bat surfing, bop bop ♪

♪ Soaking up the rays
And catching every wave
On the sea ♪

♪ Bat surfing, bop bop ♪

♪ If the tide is up
I'm going
Bat surfing ♪

♪ If the waves are crashing
I'm going
Bat surfing ♪

♪ Hanging at the beach
With my board, and my buddies
And me ♪

♪ Bat surfing, bop bop ♪

♪ Cranking up the tunes
We'll be racing up the dunes
When we're done ♪

♪ Bat surfing, bop bop ♪

♪ Revving up the engine
Of my buggy
Is just as fun ♪

♪ Bat surfing, bop bop ♪

♪ If the tide is up
I'm going
Bat surfing ♪

♪ If the waves are crashing
I'm going
Bat surfing ♪

♪ Hanging at the beach
With my board, and my buddies
And me ♪

♪ Bat surfing ♪

[clown horn honking]

[horn blowing]

[laughing maniacally]

♪ Ooh, bop bop ♪

[Joker in sing-song voice]
Shark in the water!

You're gonna need
a bigger board.

-[Robin gasps]
-[Batman] Uh-oh.

Bad day to forget
the shark repellent Bat spray.

[chomping]

Yeah, but we've got
tons of these.

-[squeaks]
-[boings]

-[whooshes]
-[pops]

[grunts] Whoo, gotcha!

-[horn blowing]
-Hear that? [laughing]

That ship's got a cargo
full of these beauties.

-[farting]
-[cackling]

Seriously?

All I have to do is turn off
the lighthouse light

and that boat will crash
into the rocks.

Then I'll scoop up
its mother lode
of whoopee cushions,

and use them
to turn all of Gotham

into a laughing stock.
[cackling]

-[clown horn honking]
-[laughing maniacally]

♪ Ooh, bop bop ♪

-Get ready for a wipeout.
-[dings]

-[grunts, pops]
-[Batmobile] I thought

we were done
playing beach volleyball.

That's not a beach ball.

That's a bursty ball.

-[pops]
-[both] Ahhh!

-[tires screeching]
-[Batmobile] Whoa!

My eyes. I can't see.

Keep going, Red. You get him.

-I got this.
-[zooming]

[Prank laughing]

-[Prank] Incoming!
-[popping]

Pool noodles!

[whizzing]

[revs, thuds]

[dramatic music plays]

[horn blowing]

This should help me
give you the slip.

Wh... Whoa! Ugh!

-Grease? It's too slippery.
-[clunks]

I've got this.

-[clicks]
-[whizzing]

[The Joker] Ah, the sweet smell
of victory.

-[thuds]
-Whoa!

Not this time, Joker.

-[grunts]
-[laughs]

[cracks]

[chuckling]

-[clicks]
-[horn blowing]

The light's out and that ship's
gonna hit the rocks.

What shall we do, Batman?

When all else fails,
call for some help.

[beeping]

Bam, Batman and Robin
need you right away.

-[whirring]
-[grunts]

Be right there.

[revving, zooming]

We'll never get that light
back on in time
to save the ship.

[horn blowing]

[horn blowing]

You're right,
but maybe we don't have to.

Batmobile, ultra-high beams on.

[whirring]

[buzzing]

[Batman] Instant lighthouse.

This is so cool!

He's talking about me.
I'm the lighthouse.

[horn blowing]

[Robin] It's turning away
from the rocks.

[water splashing]

[horn blowing]

[man] Thanks, Batman!

Batman, you're a genius.

Nope. I've just got
a really good car.

[The Joker cackling]

You may have
scuttled my scheme,

but you'll never
get me. [cackling]

Never say never.

[grunts]

[tires screech]

[clicks]

-Going somewhere?
-[The Joker] Whoa!

[gasps]

[The Joker] Actually,
I was hankering
for a snow cone.

Hop in, and I'll take us.

Oh, fine.

You can drive.

[camera shutter clicks]

[police sirens blaring]

So, I guess we gotta
go home now, huh?

We barely got to do
any of the beach day stuff
we wanted to do.

You're kidding, right?
We already did everything.

-[buzzes]
-We cruised up the coast

and felt the wind on our hoods.

-Holy hot rods. You're right.
-[buzzes]

We even got some air
at the dunes

and totally whooped Prank
at beach volleyball.

[Batmobile] And stayed up
to see the sunrise.

I guess things don't
always go as planned,

but it's the little surprises
that can make them even better.

-[police siren blares]
-[buzzing]

[farting]

[Robin chuckles]

-My bad
-Very mature.

You know, since we're here,
we might as well stay

to finish testing
the Sand Mode tires.

Maybe jump some dunes?

Beat you there, bro.

[beach music plays]

[engine revs]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪