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01x12 - Cave Sweet Cave

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

01x12 - Cave Sweet Cave

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[opening theme music playing]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[girl reading title]

[energetic music plays]

[giggling excitedly]

-Whoo-hoo!
-Let's go!

Whoo-hoo!

[zooming]

[laughing excitedly]

[Buff mimicking speeding car]

[Buff mimicking brakes]

[Buff mimicking collision]

[in English accent]
Why, thank you, Thomas.

I'm glad you enjoyed
the tea I made you.

-[alarm beeping]
-Batman.

There's something in the sky
headed toward Wayne Manor.

[Batman grunts]

Ready the Batwing.

[Batwing] Let's fly.

[engine humming]

[intense music plays]

[zooming]

Joker balloon.
What's he up to now?

Let's put a pin in it
before it does any damage.

-[electronic ping]
-[whirring]

-[pops]
-[water splashing]

[Batman grunts]

It's a water balloon.

What's the situation
in the cave?

-[water splashing]
-[Moe] Ahhh!

We're flooding.

[Batman] Execute the
emergency evacuation plan.

Emergency evacuation plan!
[beeping]

Everybody out.

You heard what he said,
Batwheels. Let's move.

And keep the
Batcomputer's motherboard dry.

[intense music plays]

[beeps]

[Moe] I've got the motherboard.

Dry, dry. Keep the motherboard.

Think, Moe, think.

Wait a minute.
That's it! [dings]

[clicks]

Whoa, that feels weird.

-[engine revving]
-I got you.

[Batwheels zooming]

-[water splashing]
-[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

[Batmobile] Where do we go now?

[beeps] Ahhh!

What did I miss?
What did I miss?

The Batcave
was completely flooded.

But we got all the vehicles
safely moved here.

Uh...

Where's here again?

The parking garage
at Wayne Industries, downtown.

Now, where's the Batcomputer?

Hello, Batman.
How can I assist?

Hmm.

It was all I could think of.

We should be able
to share Moe's body

until my old one is repaired.

It's just gonna
be a little crowded.

Well, at least
you're both all right.

I'm taking the Batmobile
to track down The Joker.

With the Batcave flooded,

you're going to have
to stay here for a while.

I know it's not the cave,
but try to make the best of it.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Technically,
he's not a captain.

He's a crime fighter.

I mean, Captain Crime Fighter.

[dramatic music plays]

[engine revs, zooms]

Oh, man. Look at this place.

[shivering]

It's so cold.

Ah! [clangs]
These signs. [sighs]

-[squeaking, pops]
-And all these

parking spaces say compact.

They're way too small for me.

How are we supposed
to train in here?

There's no room
to practice my moves.

There's no room
for me to take off

-or even hover.
-[clangs]

Ow! I'm totally trapped
in this place.

This just doesn't
feel like home.

Everyone, please.

I know that this place
is strange and new,

but until the Batcave
has dried out

and Batman figures out
what's going on,

this is our home.

[dramatic music plays]

[engine revving]

[Batcomputer] I have calculated

that the Joker balloon
came from the direction
of Gotham docks.

You mean we calculated.

On it.

[zooms]

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunting]

-Huh?
-[tires screeching]

Gotcha.

Oh, no, you don't!

[giggling maniacally]

Huh?

[beeping]

[pops]

[water splashing]

[zooming]

Activate Bat mode.

[whirring]

[splashes]

[triumphant music plays]

Lost him.

If The Joker drops
a few of those balloons
over Gotham,

he could flood the city.

And then
the water balloon went pop
and water was everywhere.

And then, I'm surfing waves
like Aquaman.

-[sighs]
-[clangs]

-[clunks]
-[shivering]

[clangs]

Hey, what's wrong?

Well, Redbird's cold,

Buff can't fit
in the parking spaces,

and Bibi doesn't have
any room to train.

Look, I know
this isn't the Batcave,

but at least
we're all here together.

That's something, right?

[beeping]

Hey, Moe, Is there any way
we can turn up the lights
and warm up the garage?

You bet.

[buzzing]

[Batmobile] Hey, Buff.

Don't worry about
the parking spaces.

You can take up
as much space as you need.

But you're not supposed
to go over the lines.

It's just us here. It's okay.

[sighs in relief]

Well, there's still
no room to train.

How can we work on speed
if we're trapped
in this cramped--

Bibi, this garage
has seven levels.

And we're the only ones here.

Batman blocked it off for us.

You mean,
we can use all 7 levels?

-Well, yeah.
-[squeaks gleefully]

-Let's go!
-[tires screeching]

-[engine accelerating]
-[Redbird] Race you, Bibi.

What?

You look kind of sad.
Can I help?

I'm a plane
in a parking garage.

It's okay to be sad, Wing.

But things won't
always be this way.

-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]

Did you see that jump?
It was just like I was flying.

[sighs sadly]

Oh, sorry, Batwing.

[Moe humming]

-Alert.
-Hey, I was using that face.

Oh, okay.

I'm detecting
three additional Joker balloons
in your area, Batman.

-[whooshing]
-[dramatic music plays]

I see them.

It looks like they're coming
from the Amusement Mile.

-[beeping]
-I need the Batwing right away.

[Batcomputer] Prepping
the Batwing.

Yeah, what she said.

But how am I supposed
to take off in here?

There's no room, and no way
I can build up enough speed.

Are you sure about that?

Red and I
got plenty of speed going

when we were
racing up the ramps.

And there's
an opening at the top
you can launch out of.

I don't know.

It takes a lot more
speed and power

to launch a jet plane
than you realize.

We've got speed.

And power!

We'll help you, Wing.

[upbeat music plays]

♪ Turn that frown around ♪

♪ It looks better
When it's upside down ♪

♪ Things will be okay ♪

[creaking]

♪ There's no trouble
You can't smile away ♪

♪ Don't you fret ♪

♪ You'll make it through
No sweat ♪

♪ And live without regret ♪

♪ Once you learn it
Don't forget ♪

♪ You've got to
Roll with the changes ♪

♪ Roll with the changes ♪

♪ You've got to
Roll with the changes ♪

-♪ And it'll be all right ♪
-♪ It'll be all right ♪

- ♪ It'll be all right ♪
- ♪ It'll be all right ♪

[zooming]

[dramatic music plays]

[Batwing] Whoo!
Thanks, Batwheels!

-Go, Wing!
-You got this!

[zooming]

[engine roaring]

It's balloon time.

[engine revving]

[whooshing]

[pedestrians exclaiming]

I need a safe place to
dispose of these balloons now.

Might I suggest Gotham Harbor.

I was gonna say that.

Check.

Up, up and away.

I know, not my line.

-[clicks]
-[whirring]

-[popping]
-[splashing]

[Batcomputer]
Excellent job, Batman.

[Batman] Now it's time
to deal with The Joker.

-[zooming]
-[whimsical music plays]

[tires screeching]

[dramatic music plays]

[Batman] All right, Joker.

-Time to--
-[beeps]

-[grunts]
-[beeping]

Batcomputer.
What's the current location
of The Joker?

According to my information,
The Joker is safely
locked up in jail.

Open a new investigation.

An unknown villain
is apparently
controlling the Joker Van.

Who is it?
And what do they want?

-[beeping]
-[whirring]

[clangs]

Top priority.

[engine revving]

That was awesome.

-[Bibi] Fantastic!
-[Batmobile] Way to go, Wing.

-You did it!
-We all did it.

And we did it from here.

You know, maybe this place
isn't so bad.

Add a few coats of paint...

Add a few heaters...

Get some wider
parking spaces...

We can modify the ramps.

This could easily
be our home from now on,

Oh, that's what
I'm talking about, Bat wheels.

Because home isn't a place,
it's family.

Batman reports the cave
has been drained and dried.

It's safe to move back in.

Right now?

[Redbird] Can't we stay longer?

Please?

We like it here.

Sure. Easy for you to say,

'cause you're not
sharing your head
with a big Batcomputer!

I don't know.
I kind of like it here.

There's only room for one.

Can't I stay a little longer?

[Moe] This is
a studio apartment.

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪