01x17 - Batcomputer for a Day

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batwing reading]

It's your turn, Moe.

Don't rush me. I'm thinking.

Hey, BC.

Um, could you run that Sim V
training game again, please?

Of course, Buff.

[whirring]

There you go.

Thanks, BC.

Can you give me
a weather report, BC?

I'm dying for a quick flight.

Yes. Here's the weather
in Gotham.

Sorry,
there's a rainstorm coming.

It's not safe for flying.

[sighs] Again?

It's all how you
look at it, Batwing.

Sometimes a bad thing
can turn out to be good.

What's Batman up to?

Batman is on patrol.

BC, could I get a new comic?

The new issue just came out.

Could you play that
dance music for me again?

Of course. The usual song?

-[dance music playing]
-Yes, that's the one!

There! Your move.

[beeping]

[groans] You beat me again.

-[beeping]
-What's wrong, BC?

Apparently, I'm due
for a recharge.

I'll need to shut
down for a while.

Shut down? But then,
what happens to the Batcave
while you're gone?

All of the equipment
will still work,

but someone else
will have to operate it
while I'm recharging.

Well, we can cover for you
if you need a rest.
Right, team?

-Easy peasy.
-Sure, I could do it

with one wing tied
behind my back.

Hmm. I'm not sure
this is a good idea.

Running the Batcave
can be very complicated.

But you need your rest.

We can handle it.

-We've seen you do everything.
- All right.

I'll leave you in charge of
the Batcave while I recharge.

Please, try to keep
things under control.

[Batmobile] Roger that, BC.

[all cheering]

[Bibi] Party in the Batcave!

[tires screech] BC,
play some dance music.

Oh, right?
I forgot she can't help us.

Anyone know how
to work this thing?

Allow me.
Dance music coming up.

[soft elevator music playing]

Sorry, wrong button.

Does anyone know
how to turn it off?

-What's this one do?
-[beeps]

[whirring]

[Moe yelling]

Turn it off! Turn it off!

-[whirring]
-[in slow motion] Turn it off!

-Ah! [grunts]
-[thuds]

[sighs] I guess
running the Batcave
is a little complicated.

Maybe we should just go back
to what we were doing.

Right. I'll train
with the Sim Vs.

Can someone turn 'em on?

-I think I can handle it.
-[clicks]

Uh, okay, wait. Is this right?

Uh, I'm not sure that's
part of the training.

But it sure is fun.

[latin american music playing]

[singing]
♪ Conga, conga, conga!
Conga, conga, conga! ♪

-I can fix this.
-[clicks]

-Whoa, whoa! Ah!
-[whirring]

[latin american music
builds in tempo]

[whirring]

Or maybe not.

Hang on. I'll help you, Bam.

[whirring]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get me off this thing.

-[thuds]
-Everything's going wrong.

This is a bat-astrophe.

Nobody panic!
We can get this under control.

[rock music playing]

♪ We can do anything ♪

♪ On our own ♪

♪ Any challenge anywhere ♪

♪ Us alone ♪

♪ Easy as pie a la mode ♪

♪ We have it under control ♪

♪ Name it, you'll get it
No worries, forget it ♪

♪ We'll handle it
Good as gold ♪

♪ We can handle any task ♪

♪ On our own ♪

♪ Any chore in a flash ♪

♪ Us alone ♪

♪ Simple as simple can be ♪

♪ Doing it willfully ♪

♪ We can do it on our own ♪

Under control?

It's worse than ever.

What are we going to do
if Batman ca--

-Batcomputer, come in.
-[gasps]

Uh, Batcomputer's
not here right now.
Can I take a message?

I'm at the Movie Awards
and Harley Quinn just stole
the trophy for best actor.

[laughing gleefully]

No more snubbing Harley.

-[engine revving]
-[car honking]

I need the Batmobile
right away.

Yeah, uh, the Batcomputer's
kind of

recharging at the moment.

Then you'll just
have to send it.

We can do this without BC.

[dramatic music playing]

Time to rev up and peel out.

-[clangs]
-[straining] Um,

can someone open
the security doors for me?

-[clicking]
-[Batmobile] Come on.

Come on! Batman needs me!

I got this.

It's just like opening
a stuck pickle jar.

[whirring]

I am not a pickle.

[triumphant music playing]

[gasps] Thanks, Buff.

[engine revving]

Okay, Moe. Tell Batman

-Bam's coming.
-Right.

Uh, the Batmobile's on its way.

Good. Now locate Harley for me.

Right. Sure. Piece of cake.

[shrieks]

[dramatic music playing]

Okay, I'm tapped
into security cameras
all around the city.

[electronic beeping]

Anyone see Harley?

There she is.

[Moe] Found her, boss!

Harley's on the corner of
47th and Maple.

[grunts]

-[engine revving]
-[zooms]

[tires screeching]

Hold it right there.

[grunts] Wrong clown.

You thought she was me?

[cackles] That clown couldn't
act her way out of a box.

-[engine accelerating]
-[tires screeching]

Hmm, slippery.

Don't you have enough
stolen trophies
in your case, Harley?

What can I say?

I'm an overachiever.

[horn tooting]

[grunts]

[horn blaring]

[grunts]

What's the current location
of Harley Quinn?

Uh, uh, be right with you.

[elevator music playing]

[groans]

[Redbird] Map! Map!
Where's the map?

-[party horn blowing]
-[chuckles] Hey,

Batman's birthday party.

Ugh, this would be
so much easier if BC was here.

Got it. Harley is
a few blocks away.

Batman, turn right!

I got it.

-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]

-[tires screeching]
-[bell dings]

-[cars zooming]
-[cars honking]

[gasps]

[tires screech]

[cars honking]

Wrong way.

Oh, I meant...
I meant my right.
I mean, left.

I can't believe how hard it is
to run the Batcave.

BC made everything
look so easy.

When she comes back, I'll never
take another weather report
for granted again.

Wait. The weather!

BC was right!

Maybe a bad thing
can turn out to be good.

Oh, you're right.

We may only have
one shot at this.

So let's try to think like BC.

I've got eyes on Harley.

-I'm tracking the rainstorm.
-Wind's holding steady.

Okay, Moe. Here's what
you say to Batman.

I'd like to thank the producers
and my agent.

[gasps]

[Moe] Boss! Boss!

Got some important
info for you.

That slippery bridge
is just around the corner,

and it's gonna rain
in about five minutes.

Perfect.

[thunderclap]

I'm queen of the world!

Not again.

You're stepping
on my moment, Bats.

-[thunder rumbling]
-[lightning cracking]

Any second now, boss.

Activating rain grip tires.

-[zaps]
-[whirring]

Don't rain on my parade.

[thunderclap]

Ugh. Whoa!

[screaming]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa!

[sighs wearily]

Okay, you got me.

Nice work.

I'll take it from here.

We did it!

Oh, so much
for the after party.

-[Bibi] Way to go, Bam!
-[Batmobile] Good job, team.

-[Buff] You did great!
-[Batcomputer yawning]

Recharge complete.

-BC's back!
-[Batcomputer] Yes!

It's about time.

Hello, everyone.
Did I miss anything
while I was gone?

-[Batmobile] Uh...
-All quiet.

-Well...
-No. [chuckles]

[Moe] You were gone?

-It was awful!
-We really needed you.

-We needed you, BC.
-We're so sorry.

Please, don't ever
do that again.

Hmm. It appears
you all did well
while I was gone.

Maybe. But we want you to know,

we really appreciate
all you do for us, BC.

You're the best Batcomputer
a super team could ever have.

Oh, thank you, everyone.

Perhaps a little
dance music is in order.

-[all cheering]
-[dance music playing]

Now then, let's have
another game.

I'm feeling lucky.

Oh, I lost again!

Eh, I wouldn't have it
any other way.

Glad you're back, BC.

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪