01x26 - When You're a Jet

[bunniefuu]

Oh, that was nice!

Did you see that? You try it, Bam.

I don't think I can do that.

Come on.

You promised you'd fly with me.

I know, but I'm not a plane.

I can't do fancy flying like you.

These wings are just for emergencies.

You're right. It's just that...

sometimes I wish
I had another plane to fly with.

You know, someone to dive
and do stunts with and...

Batwing, Batman needs you.

The Riddler has stolen
a valuable shipment of gold

and is getting away in his copter.

Be right there, BC.

Riddle me this, Batman.

Why did the superhero
crash his plane?

Because he had some bad altitude!

Visibility is at zero.
Can't see a thing.

No choice. Gonna have to eject...

What?

Green Arrow.

Oh, dear! Looks like you've got
some unruly passengers, Batman.

What are you doing here?

Saving your Bat-behind.

I had the situation under control.

Oh, sure you did.

I've got this.

- Riddle me this...
- No, let's not.

I've got a riddle for you instead.

How did the villain escape
two crime fighters?

I... I don't...

Trick question.

He didn't.

Wait! No one out-riddles the Riddler!

And nobody messes with my plane.

You're grounded, Riddler.

All right, all right. You
got me, all right.

I'll come along.

MOE, Green Arrow's plane
needs fixing.

Oh, until then,

I'll just pop up to the old manor
and put my feet up for a while.

Make it quick.

You got it, boss. I'll have her
in ship shape in no time.

Now, where did I put my wrench?

I like what you've done with the
place.

Could use
a little more natural light,

and a few throw pillows
wouldn't hurt.

Maybe paisley? Or chintz?

Don't make me regret inviting you.

This plane's a beaut.

Flying with another plane
was amazing!

And now it's here in the Batcave!

Oh, if only...

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

You're fixed.

I know what you're thinking, Batwing.

You want to bring the Arrowplane
to life with a Batmotherboard.

Yes! I've always wanted a jet friend,
and here she is.

Are you sure, Wing?

You have a whole Batcave
full of friends.

I know, but none of them
can fly like me.

It would just be so special if...

I'm sure.

Shimmering rainbows...

I'm alive!

Wait! Where are you going?

Wow, you're such an awesome flyer.

Like, me awesome.

Hey, can you do this?

Let me try.

Yes! I knew you could do it.

How about some aerial ballet?

No-sparkling-sunshine-way!

You like to dance too?

Best moves

- ever!
- Ever!

Wing bump?

I'm Batwing, by the way.

I'm the Arrowplane.

But, well, I never really liked
that name.

How about I just call you...

- Goldie?
- Oh, I like it!

It's all warm and sunshiny.

Like me!

Wanna fly with me some more, Goldie?

Does a unicorn have a horn?

Yes!

Best day ever!

- Wing bump!
- Wing bump!

BC told us about your new friend.

Everyone, this is Goldie.

Goldie, these are the Batwheels.

Bibi, Bam, Redbird...

Another jet, cool!

- ...and Buff.
- Hi, Goldie.

Hey! You've always wanted
a jet friend!

Best jet friend.

Isn't she the awesomest?

Yeah, we're like two peas
in a beautiful, sunshiny pod.

I'm really sorry to have to say this,

but, Batwing, it's time
to say goodbye to Goldie.

Now that she's repaired,
she and Green Arrow are leaving.

- Wait.
- What?

Oh, we just met her.

I don't want you to leave yet.

I don't want to go.

Just the thought of it
is stressing me out.

And stress is the opposite
of shiny rainbows.

It's like black jelly beans
for the soul.

- Totally!
- Batman and Green Arrow

are on their way down.

If Green Arrow can't find her,
she won't have to go.

Please, can you help hide Goldie?

You'd be helping best jet friends
stay together.

Of course. What do you need?

We just need a place to hide her.

Oh, I love hide-and-go seek!

No.

Man, this elevator ride is long.

Maybe Green Arrow won't notice?

They're almost here!

No! It's too soon!

You're leaving
and I'll never see you again!

No! Black jelly beans!

You know, saying goodbye
doesn't have to mean forever.

Of course it does! It...

Wait, it doesn't?

Of course it doesn't.

You and Goldie can visit each other.

That's true.

I could come back and visit you here
at the Batcave.

And I can come see you at your place.

Arrow Alley or Green Grove,
or where...

Wherever it is you live.

Wing bump?

I can't wait for our next day of fun.

See you soon, best jet friend.

Real soon.

I love a happy ending.

It's really simple.

Instead of this complicated elevator,
you just have a couple poles.

They come down
from the study upstairs,

you ride down...

Boom, Batcave!

It'll never work.

Well, so long.

Oh, and you're welcome again
for saving your Bat-behind.

I think you mean "thanks"
for fixing your plane.

Potato, potahto.

You know, we'll always be here
to play with you, Wing.

Anytime, any game...

Well, as long as it's on the ground.

Thanks. You may not be planes,
but you're pretty awesome.

Another round of ride-and-go-seek?

- Yeah!
- Not it!

All's quiet in Gotham.

Whoa, that's one big bird.

What? Wing, it's me!

Goldie! What are you doing back here?

Are we doing more aerial ballet?

Nope. We've got a mission.

Even better.

Rainbows and unicorns!

I knew we'd be seeing
each other soon!

Of course! We're best jet friends!