01x32 - Mechanic Panic

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[Bibi reading]

That's odd. I wonder why
the stadium is all lit up.

The Gotham Knights
don't have a game today.

Better go take a look.

Whoa! Looks like some
sort of contest,

but who's competing?

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[laughing] Whoo!

[laughing]

[tires screeching]

Ha! Made ya' flinch!

Very funny, Jestah.
What's going on here?

I was just practicing
for the big night!

The Legion of Zoom
is having a Zoom-athlon!

It's a contest to see
who's the Number One
Champion Zoomer!

Though I don't know
why we're bothering.

It's clearly me! Watch this!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

[thuds]

Oh, no! Jestah!
Are you all right?

I don't know. Maybe.

Don't worry, I gotcha!

[both straining]

Oh, no! Ugh!

What? What is it?
Are you okay?

No! I am not okay!

I think it's my back wheel.

And the Zoomer contest
is in a few hours!

Let me look.

Ooh. Yeah.
That's not good.

I think one of the doohickeys
that connects your wheel

to your whatchamacallit
is broken.

Doohickey? Whatchamacallit?
Don't you know what to call it?

No, I don't.
But you know who would?

A mechanic.

When you're damaged,
it's time to see a mechanic.

Like MOE!

No. No MOE!

I just need to move around
a bit and stretch it out.

I'm okay.

[exclaims] Ugh!
This can't be happening.

I just have to be able
to compete in the contest.

Okay. Let's see what we can do.

Really? Why would you help me?

You're a Batwheel.
I'm a Zoomer.

We're not exactly
on the same team.

Right now that doesn't matter.

You're hurt,
and helping is what I do.

Okay, I taped your wheel up
with Bat-tape.

Is it strong?
Like, Batman strong?

Yes, but I still think
you should see MOE.

When you're hurt
or not feeling well,
it's important--

To see a mechanic
to make you feel better.

I know. I know.

I've never used Bat-tape
on wheels before.

So start off slow!
I'm not sure what'll happen.

I think it's working.
It's working!

Hey, hey. Not so fast.
Slow down.

[laughs] I don't know
the meaning of the word slow!

It's the opposite of fast!

I can't hear you! [laughs]

I'm gonna win!

[clanging]

Whoa, whoa!

-[clattering]
-No! No, no, no!

-Ugh! [groans]
-[thuds]

Ugh. And they didn't
even have any relish!

Oh, Jestah, why won't
you go see MOE?

He's the best mechanic.

He'll fix you
and make you feel better

and get you back in time
for the contest!

[sighs] I'm scared, okay?

I'm afraid to go
to the mechanic.

There. I said it.

Oh, well,
it's okay to be scared.

But what if I promise
to go with you?

We can be brave together.

I... I guess. Maybe.

Well, you can't win
any contest like this.

Unless it's a hotdog
wearing contest.

[sighs] Very funny.

You'll really be there
with me the whole time?

The whole time. Promise.

Okay. Let's do this.

[wheel squeaking]

Ahhh! It's Jestah! I surrender!

It's okay, MOE.
She's been damaged
and needs help.

Oh. Well in that case...

-Just tell me
where it hurts.
-[metal clinks]

[chuckles]

Oh...

Whoa, whoa. It's okay, Jestah.
MOE will fix you up in no time.

Oh, thanks, but, um...

Uh, so I just remembered

I have an appointment
way across Gotham

and with all
the traffic right now,

I'd better get going and...

-[thuds]
-Ow!

Hold on. You're not going
to get far on that bad wheel.

Jestah's just a little

nervous about
seeing a mechanic.

But MOE's the best!

I remember one time

I had a really bad
short circuit

and my door wouldn't open.

Batman had to pry it open

with a Batarang to get in.

Who fixed me? MOE!

Oh, it was nothing, really.

I've gone to see MOE
so many times,

I can't even count.

And every time
he takes care of me,

I always feel so much better!

[sighs] I guess. Okay.
But can Bibi come with me?

Of course! Come on,
we'll have you back
on your wheels in no time.

[breathing deeply]

[whimpers]

MOE is the best mechanic.

And like I said,
I'm going to stick
with you the whole time.

The whole time?
How much is the whole time?

Is it a long time?
A short time?

Forever time?

Not to worry, Jestah.

I'll have you feeling better
in no time!

Okay. No time.
I like no time.

Hmm. Oh!

Hmm? Oh?

What does that mean
in regular talk?

I don't speak "mechanic."

It means your drive shaft
is broken and needs fixing.

Fixing? Fixing how?

What are you going to do?

Will it hurt?

[MOE] I don't know,
you tell me. I'm already done!

Done? Done?
You mean, I'm... I'm fixed?

-You're fixed.
-I'm fixed!

-You're fixed.
-Yeah!

So, how'd it go?

It was amazing!
And it didn't hurt a bit.

And now I'm totally
ready to crush
the Zoomers' tournament.

[laughs] I'm ready!

[laughs] I guess you are ready.

Just go easy
on that wheel.

Now, if you have
any more trouble,

just take two of these
and call me in the morning.

Will do. See ya!

Hey! Isn't there anything else
you want to say?

[gasps] Yes! MOE.

Thank you.
Thank you so so much.

I'm glad I came to see you.
You're a great mechanic.

Aw. Go on.

Yeah, thank you too, Bibi,
I guess...

Excuse me?
I didn't quite get that.

Argh! Thank you too, Bibi.

You were right.
Mechanics are here to help.

And I appreciate
you too. A lot.

My pleasure. Now you better
get out of here. Champ.

[upbeat music playing]

-[engine roaring]
-Whoo!

Yeah!

[Crash]
And it's a big night here
in Gotham Stadium

as the Zoom-athlon
gets underway!

So, by the power
vested in me by, well, me...

-Prepare to Zoom!
-[crowd cheering]

Fastest time through
the course wins!

Our first competitor
is Quizz! And go!

-Yeah!
-[engine whirring]

[gasps]

Ooh, and he's gone.
Next up is Prank.

[crowd cheering]

A little joke
can go a long way!

[laughs]

[exclaims]

Ahhh! No!

-[air squeaking]
-[crowd gasping]

Ready, set, Snowy!

-[crowd cheering]
-[Snowy] Let's go.

[engine roaring]

[metal clattering]

[engine roars]

Snowy's up...

-[gasps]
-[crashes]

[groaning]

[Crash] Ooh. And he's down.

But you're up, Duck!

Ha! Make way
for the winning Duck
of all Ducks!

Bow down before me.

-[engine roaring]
-[crowd cheering]

[exclaiming]

Whoa!

[gasps, quacks]

[crowd gasping]

[Crash] Oh! Sorry, Ducky,

-guess you shouldn't have
been talking quack.
-[crowd laughs]

[gasps]

Did you see that?

Nobody is even making it
through the course.

What if my wheel
goes bad again?

Your wheel is all
better now, Jestah.

You got this.

[sighs] I hope so.

[tires screech]

[Crash] Jestah, you are our
final contestant,

and you're up.

Okay, new wheel, let's do this.

[wheel squeaking]

[dramatic music playing]

-[exclaims]
-[crowd cheering]

[wheel squeaking]

[grunts]

[exclaims]

You know you can, Jestah!

[grunts]

[wheel squeaking]

[engine revs]

[wheel squeaking]

[exclaims]

Whoo! Yeah!

[triumphant music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Ha! Made ya' flinch!

Hey. I think we clearly have
our Zoom-athlon Champion!

[quacking]

Thank you. I am well deserving
of this honor.

[others together] It's not you!

Jestah, congratulations.

You are the only Zoomer
to finish the course!

Oh, wow.
I'm kinda speechless,

which as you know
is really hard for me!

[all laughing]

Ahhh!

Hey, Prank, you okay?

Oh, I must've banged
my bumper

when I was bouncing on my run.

It doesn't hurt. Much.

Let me take a look.

Uh-uh. Don't even need to look.

I'm good. Nothing to see here.

Maybe you should
let a mechanic look at it.

What? No way.

I used to be scared,
but it's okay, really.

I know a guy.

[engine revving]

[triumphant music playing]

[crowd cheering]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪