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02x05 - Follow the Bouncing Bam

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

02x05 - Follow the Bouncing Bam

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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Bam reading]

[alarm blaring]

[Prank honking horn]

[truck honking horn]

[Prank laughs]

Stop right there, Prank.

[laughs] No, can do, Bat-bro.

Gotham's no fun anymore.

But you know what is fun?

A giant, bouncy ball!

And I'm gonna make one
with this Bounce-A-Lotium.

It's the bounciest,
stickiest, goop ever invented!

[laughs]

What a prank!

Wrong turn, Prank!

Now hand over
the Bounce-A-Lotium.

[Prank laughs]

How 'bout I bounce it over?

-[laughs]
-[Bounce-A-Lotium sputtering]

-[burps]
-[Batmobile] Nice try.

But it didn't-- Whoa!

-[grunts] Get it off!
-[Prank laughing]

[clanking]

Guess that's why they call it

Bounce-A-Lotium!

[laughing]

[groans]

Well, I'm not gonna
let you-- Whoa!

Bodacious!

-Bouncing makes
everything funny!
-[Batmobile yelps]

-[whomping]
-This is...

not over...

Prank! Whoa!

Get ready, Gotham.

The ultimate prank
is coming your way.

[girl] Hm? Hm?

-[whomping]
-Sorry-- Oh, no, sorry!

[gasps]

[whomping]

[gasps]

Gotta make it to...

the Batcave so...

-MOE can get this...
-[horns honking]

...stuff off of me!

Whoa!

Whoa! I can't-- Whoa!

Get-- Ahh!

In! Whoa!

[grunting]

-[yelps]
-[distant crashing]

[MOE] Huh, that's weird.

[Batmobile yelps]

Look out! Whoa.

You're supposed to say that

before you bonk into someone!

-[Batmobile] Sorry, Moe.
-[crashing]

What's going on?

Wow, that's new.

[MOE] Whoa! Little help here?

I can't stop.

[grunts, sighs]

Thanks, Buff.

Now let's see what's putting
that extra spring in your step.

Oh, wow! This bouncy gunk
is really stuck to your wheels.

It's called Bounce-A-Lotium.

Prank stole it
from STAR Labs.

How fast can you get
this sticky stuff off of me

so I can go after him?

-As fast as you can say--
-[bonks]

-[MOE yelling]
-[crashing]

[MOE whirring]

Oh, so that's
how it's gonna be, huh?

[yelps]

[crashes]

-[MOE] Not this time.
-[whirring]

-[MOE yelps]
-[crashing]

[MOE] Peanuts!

-[bonks]
-Yup.

-[crashes]
-[MOE] It's gonna be
just like that.

[Buff] Ooh, I wanna try.

My turn, my turn.

-[grunting]
-[tires screeching]

-[Batmobile yelps]
-[clanks]

[Batmobile grunts]

[yelps]

[splashing]

[sighs] Finally,
something to stop

the bouncing. [sputtering]

Water! Of course.
Why didn't I think of that?

[crashing]

How am I gonna stop Prank
if I can't stop bouncing?

Maybe you don't have to.

Your bouncing caught us
by surprise.

-It could do the same to Prank.
-[motor whirring]

Yeah.

Yeah, this goop seems
like a problem,

but maybe it's the answer.

[Batmobile whomping]

So, instead of trying
to fight the Bounce-A-Lotium,

I work with it?

Bounce-A-Lotium.
[blows raspberry]

It's like any new gadget.

It can help you do the job.

You just have
to learn to control it.

Okay, I'll try.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ What are you made of
When the road gets rough ♪

♪ When things don't
Go as you planned ♪

♪ Do you give up when
You've had enough ♪

♪ Or find the strength
To make you stand ♪

♪ You've got to bounce
Back stronger ♪

♪ It's what heroes do ♪

♪ Bounce back to be a star ♪

♪ Bounce back stronger
Then you'll break on through ♪

♪ Remember this
And you'll go far ♪

♪ Bounce back stronger
It's what heroes do ♪

♪ Bounce back to be a star ♪

♪ Bounce back stronger
Then you'll break on through ♪

♪ Remember this
And you'll go far ♪

[Batmobile] You were right.

[thudding]

This awesome bounciness
is gonna help me

when I go up against Prank.

That's good to hear, Bam!

-Because look,
we're getting an alert.
-[alarm beeping]

Prank is wreaking
all sorts of havoc.

Hello, Gotham.

Meet my giant bouncy ball.

Looks like Prank's plan
with the Bounce-A-Lotium
is in motion.

-[Prank laughing]
Look at it go!
-[car alarm beeping]

[whomping]

Oh, dear.

-[man 1 yelps]
-[man 2] Huh?

[man 3 yelping]

Hm.

I've gotta stop him.
Time to bounce.

-[energetic music playing]
-[whomping]

[Batmobile] Whoo-hoo!

[Prank laughing]

Time to have a ball, Gotham.

-[both gasp]
-[car honking horn]

-[Prank] Oh, I have
out done myself this time.
-[ball whomping]

This is the grand pooh-bah
of pranks!

[laughs]

[gasps] Hey, look who decided
to come play.

It's Bouncy-Bam!

[Batmobile]
Playtime's over, Prank.

Whoa! Would you look
at the size of that thing?

Ahh!

[ball whomping]

[metal creaking]

-[Batmobile yelps, grunts]
-[clanking]

Sorry. That's just the way
the ball bounces.

[laughing]

-[Batmobile gasps]
-[thudding]

Just like I trained for.

Yeah, all right. [laughs]

[whomping]

-[clanging]
-[Batmobile grunts]

That giant ball
is too big to stop.

I don't know
if I can handle it.

[display whirring]

Just hang in there.

I'm working on a special spray
to get that stuff off.

You got this, Bam!

[Batmobile] I'm upside down!

Then get yourself right side up
and go after him.

[Batmobile] You're right.
Activate flipper arm.

[Prank laughing]

Look at it go!

-[truck honking horn]
-[tires screeching]

[Batmobile] It's heading
for Amusement Mile!

[security alarms blaring]

[Bibi] Bam! Remember,
your bouncy-ness
isn't a problem.

-It can help you.
-Right.

I can bounce just as high
as that ball now,

thanks to my Bounce-A-Lotium.

I know what I gotta do.

Whoo-hoo!

What? What are you doing?

You've bounced so much
a gear must be loose!

[Batmobile] Oh, I'm just
getting started.

Okay, Bounce-A-Lotium.

-Let's bounce!
-[engine whirring]

Whoa! No, no, no. Stay, stay!

I got it, I think. Go, Bam, go!

[girl gasps]

Okay. I think I'm getting
the hang of this.

[engine whirring]

[Batmobile laughs] Yeah.

Wow!

[girl gasps]

Uh, now what do I do with it?

Wait a sec.

Water.

I'll bounce this ball
right into the harbor.

[Prank laughing]

One thing I gotta do first.

[Prank laughing, gasps]

Whoo! Yeah.

Bam! My Bat-bro! Let's talk.

It was just a joke, I promise!

The joke's on you, Prank.

I like to bounce.

[laughs] Yeah!

[clanking]

-[gasps]
-[Bounce-A-Lotium burps]

This... is... not... funny!

[crying]

[ball whomping]

[fish] Freedom!

Just get this ball into
the water and make
Gotham safe again.

One... more...

bounce...

[laughing] Yes! Whoa!

-[truck honking horn]
-[whimsical music playing]

Bummer. How am I gonna
bounce back from this?

[Buff] Bam!

Moe made a special spray

to get that Bounce-A-Lotium
off your wheels.

[spray trilling, hissing]

-[engine revving]
-[Batmobile laughs]

Yes, oh!

Oh, wow. This feels funny.

Now that it's gone,
I kind of miss it.

My regular tires
just don't give me
that bouncy feeling.

Well, there is one way
you can get that
feeling back again.

We all can.

-This is awesome!
-[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪