01x12 - Identity Crisis, Part 1

[bunniefuu]

I come from the net systems peoples and

cities to this place mainframe my format

guardian to mend and defend

to defend my newfound friend their hopes

and dreams to defend them from their

enemies

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they say the user lives outside the net

and inputs games for pleasure no one

knows for sure but I intend to find out

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Wow

Oh Enzo sorry Bob I wouldn't want to

scare any of those fish away

ha ha ha ha very funny look I'm just

wasting time so you can learn something

this game is too old it's boring come on

and so you gotta take game seriously who

knows one day you might end up in the

funhouse there's no such thing as a

funhouse that's just a stupid story

that's not true

I knew a sprite in a supercomputer whose

best friend's cousin got caught in the

funhouse and lived to tell about it

sure Bob I believe you oh yeah well it's

never too late to brush up on the basics

speaking of basic anything the user

what's the GUI

I don't think it's learned how to drive

well would you please do everyone a

favor and put it out of its misery

come on Enzo show me your stuff wait

let's see if the plane gets it

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Oh caregiver

crikey pinkie I think we've bought it oh

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this is ridiculous bye-bye game over

look at your hat for today's your

sister's big day remember I don't want

to waste any more time let's go

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check PID containment now check CCI

display check pulse can beam grid here

Cecil but you are experiencing a

temporary distortion of reality but uh

madam you old I think I've been working

too hard

hmm be that as it may madam may I say

that all the staff and even some of the

food items rooting for you all the way

ah thanks guys Eileen I think yeah yeah

you win

god I beat Bob pretty good huh and so

where's your icon uh I don't know well

you've got to find relax relax here it

is Thanks might I remind you that your

personal ID codes are on their Enzo if

someone gets ahold of those they can

make you do whatever they want I know I

know I'm sorry

so dot are you all set

I think so oh maybe I should go over it

one more time dot you know you're ready

you've been going over it since last

minute I think we should go right now

they're expecting us soon I guess you're

right can I come too sorry bud

I'll have to sit this one out ah I tell

you what when we're done we'll come back

here have a couple chips and tell you

all about it okay okay sis

let's go

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women it's a okay phone Maureen exilic

well looks like your dream has finally

come true dot I can't believe it myself

thanks for coming Bob I really

appreciate it

not a problem so you ready no but here

we go anyway

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welcome thank you

is everybody ready as well um I thought

we were all set God please understand oh

we are nervous megabyte owns everything

here our personal ID codes are all that

we have left

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listen to me you have nothing to be

afraid of

without your pids I cannot register you

online with the principal office

I cannot free you from megabytes control

remember the plans we need to turn this

sector into an energy park

you've got to trust me to finish the job

I promise I won't let you down

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boss we're collecting their numbers now

Eddie didn't why we haven't converted

one of mega my sector since

I'll prepare the operating system for

the additional be IES right now

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you won't be sorry

congratulations

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it's gone Oh remember our whole lives

are in here now don't let us down you

have my word I will guard these with my

very life of course you will consider

yourselves free exactly where you are

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Loretta

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he's been bad very bad done Bob this way

phones were busted we're going

underground

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this leads to the utility tunnels come

on joy wait

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by

who are you you look you look good walk

alright here we must move that nine out

of a frying pan and into the sewer

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overall scrappy

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and what have we here unscheduled work

pause temporary program crash

contemplated rebellion really now who

would be fool enough to disturb my

sectors order and calm it's all right

that's permanent you know she did it dot

that's another one of the hopelessness

schemes I grow weary of these

disturbances status report sir I have

three pontoons in pursuit as we speak

Channel seven how convenient

I suggest we break this matrix his

spirit once and for all

I want one full Legion on this block at

once seal the sector borders she must

not be allowed to escape

Oh doc what is happening song let me put

this as delicately as possible we're

doomed

Bob dot dot your organizer have a

self-destructive forget it I'm not even

considering that option my wallet it's

that determination thing again I told

you we were too oh look

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a hard right

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that was close

good thing this guy knows this hats way

leash to the street you haven't got much

time go you there Oh

Godot both freedom pirate

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great the whole sectors on alert I guess

I better scare some some transport huh

Darla uh dog get in hey that's my line

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cheetah I never knew you could be so

impulsive I'm on a mission Bob just stay

out of my way join

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but you are experiencing a temporary

distortion of reality no no what Anish

which way to the border take it right

King Olaf

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Oh

Bob

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and

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nice going don't they ever give up dog

tonight you know go alright go fire the

big g*n yes I'm going to take a bearing

and stay on it until we hit the border

always tips which is prepare to meet

your programmer

how you worked it in any way

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oops what do you mean Oh

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oh never mind Bob look the border yes

sweet we did it Oh at entrant

inhabitants of sector one zero zero zero

your struggle for independence is super

I'd like to take this opportunity to

personally thank my friends dot-matrix

for delivering the sector's PIDs to me

with such a cunning and insightful plan

you will be rewarded handsomely for your

efforts and your dreams mega dump

I think megabytes pop the motherboard

what's he talking about anyway

oh no oh no what is it what's wrong file

remote that's impossible no it's gone

everything the pids their lives their

dreams Oh God

oh boy fault the PID file has been

removed somehow did you say removed I

didn't thought erased

that's right phone removed their lives

are ruined and it's all my fault

it's all my fault only I knew what went

wrong as for the rest of you prepare

yourselves for a career change education

you're all my

mine as soon as we can read this file

how long hmm yes zip file is well

encrypted you'll immenseness our

decoding command will take at least

2,000 nanoseconds to relay the pide

excellent keep your sector under full

guard sergeant served well my friend I

suppose I should thank you for your kind

service what you did was sneaky

underhanded and downright distasteful I

loved it

thank you sir it was an honor to betray

my comrades to you and please call me

Cyrus and how do you feel about me

calling you lieutenant

Cyrus it makes me smile sir

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what's going on but you are experiencing

a temporary distortion of reality what

is happening to me she's taking it

really hard Fung you must understand Bob

when megabyte converts those PIDs every

biome in the sector will become viral it

has complete control over them

yeah but she's acting like it's her

fault come to the principal office right

away

perhaps we can think of something why

bother it's over I lost why don't you

two just admit it come on that's not dot

talking just leave me alone I quit okay

everyone would be better off without me

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morning

morning

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I don't like to look at this

the funhouse

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