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01x29 - Feliner: Part One

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ThunderCats". Aired: September 9, 1985 – September 29, 1989.*
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Follows the adventures of the eponymous team of heroes, cat-like humanoid aliens on a planet called Third Earth.

01x29 - Feliner: Part One

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Thundercats!

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

Thundercats, h*!

♪ Thundercats are on the move ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Feel the magic ♪

♪ Hear the roar ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

Arrrrrhhhh!

Thundercats!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Snarf snarf!

Aah... Aah!

Snarfer, keep fighting.

I'm coming for you.

Snarf snarf!

No! Save yourself!

Beat it, snarfs. Or
I'll finish you all.

Without a hyper
space mega condenser,

We're not going to make
this feliner operational.

A mega what?

Snarf snarf!

Panthro means we're out of parts

To finish our new spaceship.

Mega-dingis or no mega-dingis,

You'll never get me
up in that thing anyway.

Snarf snarf.

If you'd called me in before,

The thundercats
would be finished by now,

Vulture man.

You know slythe, rataro.

He never listens to me.

Slythe.

When he was in my command,

He was in charge
of the field kitchens.

This time, at least
we've agreed...

On a plan.

It will never work.

Oh, yes, it will, you
wretched snarfer.

It will work because
you will be the bait

That lures the
thundercats to their doom.

Prepare to descend
to third earth.

Set signal scramblers.

Fire retro rockets.

Retro rockets fired.

What is it, cheetara?

I can't tell. All the
signals are scrambled.

And you know what
that usually means.

Trouble with a capital "t"

For thundercats.

Stand to attention when
you see me, underling.

I'm going to say this once only.

I am in command. You hear me?

And when I say jump,

I want to see air
beneath your feet!

You got that?!

All: we got it.

I didn't hear that, mutants!

You got that?!

We got it!

You got it... What?

We got it, sir!

This better work, vulture man,

Or I'll have your feathers.

Snarf?!

Can't stop.

Must go on.

Almost free.

Snarf! Who are you?

How'd you get
here? You're a snarf!

How can that be?

One... One question...

At a time...

Uncle osbert.

Snarf! Shh!

Don't say that. I
hate that name.

No one calls me osbert.

Uncle osbert?

I'm snarfer.

Snarfer? My nephew snarfer?

That's impossible.

It's true.

But you were just a baby.

Oh, snarf snarf.

I must be getting old.

That was years ago.

Snarfer!

Snarf snarf snarf!

But never call me osbert, ok?

I'm snarf. Just snarf.

Ok, uncle os...

Snarf.

But how'd you get here?

And why are you

Wearing those bracelets?

It's a long story, uncle snarf.

We'll, we've got lots
of time to hear it.

Wait till the
thundercats see you.

Ha ha! Snarf!

He's escaped!

The snarfer's escaped!

I thought he was part
of your plan, rataro.

There's nothing funny about it.

You fool. I let him escape.

He will bring the
thundercats to me.

And when they are here,

The ratstar will do the rest.

How will he bring them here?

I can bring that snarfer back

Anytime I like.

When thundera blew up,

43 Of us commandeered
an old mutant tanker,

And we found an empty planet.

A planet of snarfs?

Exactly.

Imagine that, lion-o.

A planet of snarfs.

What's it like?

Oh, it's great.

Just about anything
grows there, uncle osbert.

Oops!

Uncle osbert?

It's kind of a snarf
delicacy, panthro.

I, uh... Wouldn't expect
you to have heard of it.

We have dances.

Dances?

Snarf!

Hey! Is snarf oswald up there?

Of course.

That furball still owes
me 50 thunderdollars

From our last tailball game.

Time to spring the trap.

Yeow!

Yeow!

Sword of omens, give
me sight beyond sight.

Come and get him, thundercats...

If you dare.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Stand by, vericannon.

Cannon standing by...

Sir.

Stand by, void chargers.

Ooh. Standing by... Sir.

Stand by, molecular mutator.

Standing by...

Sir.

Lair calling thundercat.
You're looking good.

Tank to lair. Keep
your eyes peeled.

Snarf snarf.

This is the worst
day of my life.

You shouldn't
feel so bad, snarf.

Some good has to
come from all this.

Good? Meow.

Those blasted
mutants have my nephew,

And you call that good?

At least we know your
friends and relatives

Survived when thundera exploded

And that there's
a planet of snarfs.

If none of this had happened,

We wouldn't have
that information.

Relax, snarf.

We'll get snarfer back.

After all, snarf,

What can the mutants
do that we haven't faced

And beaten before?

Set scramblers.

Scramblers set.

Blast off!

Blasting off!

Hey!

Lair to tank. Lair to tank.

Do you copy?

Tank to lair. Go ahead.

We've lost picture.

Sword of omens, give
me sight beyond sight.

Whatever it is,

It's throwing out
a powerful shield.

It's even blocking
the sword of omens.

Aim vericannon.

Aiming vericannon.

There must be some way

Of jamming whoever's jamming us.

I'm trying, wyliekat.

I'm trying.

Look!

Lair to tank.

There's some kind of
spaceship on your tail.

Do you copy?

Do you copy?!

We got you!

Fire!

Evasive action!

Ah! A sitting target,

And you bungled it!

Call yourself a gunner?

You'd do better back as a cook.

They're on to us.

Look!

Put your toys away, thundercats.

This is a grownups' game.

Our laser shells are just
bouncing off that thing.

Aim molecular mutator.

Aiming... Heh heh heh...

Uh, sir.

Target the rocks ahead.

Targeting.

Fire when they're
in your sights.

Whatever that is, we'd
better knock it out...

Fast.

Leave it to me.

You take care of the rock man.

Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Quiet, coward!

Do you think that's the
only weapon we've got?

Nice sh**ting, cheetara.

Now all we have to
do is deal with that.

Aim void chargers.

Aiming void chargers.

Release void chargers.

Hoo hoo! Void chargers released.

The main thruster is shot.

Can you fix it?

I'll need time.

I'll get you time.

There he is!

Destroy lion-o, and the
thundercats are finished!

There's nowhere
you can go, lion-o...

Nothing you can do.

h*!

h*!

h*!

One more, and we've got it.

h*!

h*!

Now to free snarfer.

Thunder.

Thunder... Thunder...

Thundercats...

h*!

h*!

Ha ha ha! Uncle osbert!

Osbert? Osbert?

There must be
something you can do

To get this thing
to fly, panthro.

I'm working on it, osbert.

I'm working on it.

Why are you so keen, snarf?

You said nothing

Would get you up in the feliner.

I know, lion-o,

But... Snarf snarf...

I'd really like to see
the planet of snarfs.

You just want to collect

Your 50 thunderdollars...

Uncle osbert. Ha ha ha.

Very funny, panthro.

But we have to get
snarfer home somehow.

Like I said,

We need a hyperspace
mega condenser.

Without that, we're
not going to have

This feliner operational
for a long time.

I've got it!

What?

Oh, no. First you
have to promise

Never to call me osbert again.

Ok... Snarf.

But it better be good.

How about trying to
get the parts you need

From the wreck of the radstar?

Snarf! You may turn
out to be a genius.

Hey, hey, panthro, put me down.

Snarf!

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's get to that wreck

Before the mutants repair it.

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪