01x40 - Would Be Dragonslayer

[bunniefuu]

gingerbread and shady

will compete in the earth pony jumping

finals

wow

no one helps dragons

stand still beast meet your fate like a

man

but i'm not a man

hang in there spike

you caused enough trouble with that now

who

are you and why are you trying to hurt

our friend i

am squire alonso and this is my faithful

steve panza

and i wasn't trying to hurt your dragon

i was trying to slay him

to do a good deed how is getting rid of

me

tell me everyone knows dragons are evil

that's not true

i think we're in trouble again but i

i read all about dragons they always

catch princesses and hold them in

dungeons

he's my friend i'm sorry spike

please forgive me it's just that i must

do a good deed to become a knight

but everything i try turns out wrong

all i want is to be a knight

fighting evil and doing right

but it seems my chance is slight

everything i try always goes awry

everything i do always once

i tried my best to rid

a town of rats i

was so depressed all i did was frighten

off the cats

damsels call me when in distress

i show up but it ends up a mess

never once have i known success

still my wish is strong to be

don't tell me it's wrong

he sure needs it something tells me we

can find a good deed for you to do

you think so here we go

again i know you'll do a good deal with

just a little help

so we're gonna help him huh huh yeah

let's help him

must be like a moat to keep people out

that voice it's so beautiful it must

belong to a princess

maybe she's trapped inside in trouble

we've got to rescue her

right now the briar wall it's so

big i can light the way with my horn

great then let's

good go alonzo hello you in there in the

castle

i squire alonzo i'm here to rescue you

over here i found a door

on

oops it's sir hugh goodnight

the bravest knight of all time his lady

princess aileen

and elena aliens fairy godmother

needs rescuing no one needs rescuing

who are you why have you intruded on the

wedding feast of my god child and her

groom

waiting feast oh no

we thought the briars were there to keep

the princess a prisoner

i conjured up the breyer ring to keep

her out of trouble

this hero way leaders wed attracts

misadventure

the way an old boat attracts dogs

not anymore my dear emilia i've retired

you mean you've given up your quests

quests of a younger man i asked moffatt

here the wizard at court

to find a replacement to serve my king

a replacement i do anything

well uh gee alonso uh maybe we should

leave

an excellent idea music play

so sorry for the intrusion good

night i was so dumb

and in front of the wizard oh cheer up

alonzo

we could still find a good deed for you

to do

sure in 80 years or so when i'm too old

to lift a sword

maybe we should all go back to paradise

estate and rest up

yes let's go back and everybody can take

a rest

i guess i just don't have what it takes

to be a knight

hey what are you throwing at me

huh it's bad enough that i'm stuck on my

back

now you're gonna throw things at me well

are you gonna help me turn over oh yeah

sure let me

come on that's it good try

hey what's the matter you're so

heavy great now you make cracks about my

weight

alonzo i hope you're not thinking if

this is giving up

hey lonzo she's been nice to you why

don't you talk to her you know you've

got to be nice and

aladjo's

i knew it the simplest little thing i

can't do right

great i'm stuck and the only guy who can

do me a good deed

is a quitter i'm not a quitter

i just don't have any way to turn you

over

wait a minute

call me a quitter huh what are you gonna

do

this is the place where we saw him last

oh what did i do without him

such a around guy one

two three

congratulations you've just passed

the toppled turtle test i did

i have yes i was looking for a

replacement for sir hugonot

and i decided to give you a little test

now i know i found that replacement i

was looking for

you me yes my boy

not everyone would have kept going when

things were that bad

i need a knight who won't give up a true

night

a night with a stout heart you

got him and i'm taking him

with me i can't leave without thanking

you

first if not for you i might have given

up a long time ago

you had it in you all the time bye-bye

and remember being nice to dragons

i will spike and i'll remember all of

you too

always

you