01x43 & 01x44 - Crunch the Rockdog (Parts 1 & 2)

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as Valentine watched her friend Gallop

away into the darkening Sunset a single

lonely tear rolled down her

face The

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end why would Valentine's friend Gallop

away at

Sunset huh it is illogical to begin a

long journey just as the Sun is setting

who cares what the son was doing when he

had to leave his one true love yeah how

can you ask a question like that at a

time like this time like

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what I failed to understand this display

of sentiment it is just a story after

all wind Whistler it's too bad you

weren't around when the feelings fairy

was passing out

feelings I do have feelings which I

think you to you just

proved Yeah by hurting him way to go

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buttons look out crunch The Rock dogs

coming run for your lives yeah run for

alive better

SC sorry

glor let's go left right left yeah right

left right left that's a ticket to the

left

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right I hate

soft anything that's soft and squishes

leaves me feeling mean and

bites I hate softt

I hate

soft I hate

nice puppy clouds and fluffy pillows

sleeping lambs and weeping willows make

me

mad nice is

bad I hate sweet and cuddly things

anything that's gentle don't give me no

hearts and

flowers I

sentimental I hate soft so don't get in

my way cuz if you do I will make life

hard for

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you I have feelings I merely refrain

from expressing them at the drop of a

hat don't feel bad whim Whistler they

didn't mean it

help

help the rock dog from the Purple

Mountain oh it was

horrible terrible I tell you turn to

Stone made marshlands into Rocky Valley

oh no more green and and and and and

crunch The Rock dog turn Bush Willies

turn Bush Willies to

Stone I'm going to give that obnoxious

Rock what it's a piece of my mind I

can't go nowhere till I change into my

traveling outfit everyone please remain

calm calm Calm only someone with no

feelings could remain calm in a time

like this I meant that we need a plan of

action she's right but we better find

out what makes this rock dog tick and

for that we'll have to talk to the mo

chick

don't you worry little fella we won't

let that walking stag might hurt

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you

hello Mr

Moi get it oh no no no no oh oh oh no no

no no that

way

what's going on here Mr moip after

it get

it there it is that is a a very smart

stick too smart if you ask me doesn't

know its place

aha oh he's scared yes it certainly is a

the poor little

thing perhaps it feels unappreciated

apprciated or overworked unappreciated

overworked well let it have some fun

yeah give it a day off that well all

right it can have a day off every time

the mushrooms

Bloom H oh yes yes that is more like it

D now what are you folks doing

here have you heard of a crunch The Rock

dog he comes from somewhere in the

purple mountains no no no no never heard

of him but if he's from the purple

mountains then you should talk to his

elevated Eminence the Mountain King just

head for the purple mountains you can't

miss it thank you Mr muchi at least I

think it's his elevated Eminence or is

it his Royal

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rockface this is bad all right Purple

Mountain so that's where we'll find a

elevated Eminence huh what was

that CR The Rock

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dog look out behind you no little fella

don't do

it behind you behind you behind me

behind

me oh

look two for the price of

one

one

two I can handle him Danny don't it's

just a

dog oh no hey you yeah you you

fossilized mut you're a bad dog bad bad

dog sit

sit heal heal you you Granite

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Mongrel down boy lie down down he's

completely blown our cover at this point

I fear our only recourse is to make a

run for it I think you're

right

what's so

funny come on

Danny he

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sit

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go without

me gaste what in tnation are you

doing go on I've got an

idea we're not leaving

you I'll draw them off and catch up at

the

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mountains Gusty I must

protest

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here's Dustin your

eye see I'm blinding with the small dust

storm and I'm out of

hereoh uh come to think of it a little

dust wouldn't have much effect on rocks

what

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it

going

somewhere good cuz I'd like you

to stick

around

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forever gy that rock thing's going to be

Plum sorry he messed with our Gusty she

is beyond help logic clearly dictates

that we save ourselves gosh wind

Whistler how could you just go off and

leave poor Gusty what else would you

expect from somebody with no feelings

butons no truly wind whistler's right

we've got to go on without Gusty well

whatever we're going to do let's snap it

up huh byebye Gusty we'll be back she

knows truly she

knows

y

Plum you know Gusty was on the right

track after all this one's for you Gusty

buttons don't bet you can't catch me oh

yeah another

one where'd she go

YooHoo over

here there she is she's drawing them off

to the mountains then

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quickly

no this

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way oh I hope buttons is okay oh I'm

sure she's fine buttons y'all did it it

doesn't take much to outsmart a

rock okay now all we have to do is find

this Eminence guy the muchi said if we

go to the purple mountains we couldn't

miss him

greetings uh excuse me whoever you are

but do you know where we can find his

elevated

Eminence you're standing on

him remarkable this entire Mountain is a

living sensient being greetings your

elevated Eminence uh yes greetings your

eminence we've come to ask for your help

you see crunch The Rock oh crunch he is

definitely out of control and it's all

my fault you see I needed a guard to

protect the Heartstone which is the

magical gem that gives me

feelings I created crunch The Rock dog

to protect the gem but I neglected to

put any heart into grunch

himself accidentally creating a cold

ferocious

beast but I discovered my mistake too

late make him indestructible I had put a

piece of black Lava Rock from the roing

depths of the volcano of into his color

it gives crunch the power to turn

anything to

Stone there there's only one thing

powerful enough to defeat him the he

Stone you must take it and stop crunch

well I guess that doesn't sound so

difficult where is the hearstone anyway

deep within

me and how do we uh get there I'll guide

you but I'm not exactly certain what

will happen when the heart stall is

removed what could possibly

happen which way to the

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left one more CH to the right and you're

there it's beautiful take it

Megan oh maybe I shouldn't go ahead

right

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here

which way your

eminence

uh-oh careful Mak help me my

Heartstone what's the matter with this

if his evidence gets his feelings from

the hearstone then without it he's

turning into a major leak

Grouch

run

hurry this way hurry this way come on

this way no that

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way

look I found you who wants to be turned

to stone first you gone too far this

time rock dog no truly no truly don't go

stay here go ahead huh go ahead what are

you talking about what's the matter with

you you really don't like anyone do you

I mean it go ahead I don't care what you

do with her you're crazy if you think

I'll buy that I'm perfectly serious I've

been surrounded by these romantic idiots

for so long it is refreshing to find one

such as yourself when Whistler how could

you pay no attention to them crunch you

really don't care what I do to her that

sentimental fool certainly not good cuz

I'm going to turn her to

Stone I thought so you do care don't

you wait I'll prove I'm on your side by

giving you your next

victim yeah that's it wi Whistler bring

me to him the

Heartstone

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please Heartstone do

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something it works she's all

right hey you guys look it's me hooray

it's I knew you wouldn't turn against us

whm

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Whistler yeah yeah we're okay yeah yeah

F yeah feel

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good stop laughing stop cheering why are

you so happy there's nothing to be happy

about stop when around bite you I bet

all he needs is a little heart yeah then

he'd be a nice

puppy

now hold

still look I can't believe how happy he

looks well of course he

does well I guess we better get this

back to his Eminence before he turns

into a permanent

grum it's wonderful to have a

heart it's wonderful when you can

care it's wonderful when feelings start

and the feelings in your heart are the

kind you want to

share discovering you have a heart makes

a Gloom in your soul

depart you smile up at the

Sun for a new life has

begun it's wonderful to have a

heart discovering you have a heart makes

a Gloom in your soul

depart you smile up at the

Sun for a new life has

begun it's wonderful to have a

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heart thank you for all your help I'm

pleased that trunch now has a heart of

his very

own goodbye bye Eminence

byebye wind Whistler uh we're sorry we

said you had no feelings and we uh we

want to thank you for doing what you did

back there why logic alone dictated my

actions it would have been too much

trouble to carry three heavy stone

statues all the way

home just

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kidding