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02x63 - The Prince and the Ponies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "My Little Pony". Aired: September 15, 1986 – September 25, 1987.*
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02x63 - The Prince and the Ponies

Post by bunniefuu »

me

i'll be there

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please bring the newborn twins this

party is in their honor oh

newborn twins get to go and wait joe the

party is for them baby tic-tac-toe i'm

sorry

no more trends get all the attention i

say we do something about it

well we're all set for the palace

look at me

oh

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why are you going to all this trouble

cause only babies get noticed around

here

newborn babies need a lot of attention

baby cr*cker it doesn't mean we love

them any more than we love you

ah the little ponies entree

have you ever seen anything so glamorous

not since i looked in the mirror this

morning darling a bedroom has been

prepared for you dinner is at eight

sharp

bedroom this is more like a barn pretty

sumptuous for a barn if you ask me

who

to showy for my taste

[Laughter]

have you seen my brother can you help me

rescue him oh we just got here see it

took him two years ago

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[Applause]

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where'd she go

there's something fishy going on here

dinner is served

my poochie once spell it mignon but of

course that just looks here it would be

done too sweet never mind that just be

quick

ah mama i wish i could have the nice pet

like what you got ah my poutine philly

you will very soon oh

good evening duchess

i like those horses in here but mama

those are the little ponies

oh yeah right

bonjour ponies

we're honored you're hunting good let's

get some grub i'm starving

i need more cushions

oh you see ever since the duchess took

the throne watch it buster oh dear dear

excuse me i mean since the duchess

ascended to the throne never mind i'm

just happy that the two sweet little

ponies are here with their dear newborn

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oh but twins tired

take them to the ponies rooms

by the way there was a strange girl in

our rooms earlier

i thought you locked suzette in her room

she must have skipped through another

secret passage you must have been seeing

things

shall we dine

i was not

[Music]

watch him seeing

sister you could be put out the pasture

you know

ah we got a great idea let's go to dumbo

palace and crash their demo party

[Music]

i don't think that's wise

but if you're gonna go i'm going with

you

i learned one thing tonight being upper

class doesn't make you classy oh i can't

wait to get out of this dreadful place i

say we just take the newborn twins and

the twins are gone come on they couldn't

have gone far

mother more says you are all under

arrest we ought to show those newborn

twins

[Music]

those newborn twins they really make me

mad

if they met up with monsters i'd be only

too glad

oh those newborn brats they drive me up

a wall rack if they were chased by

lightning i wouldn't cry at

all don't be silly they're just babies

you're just talking out of spite

you don't wanna see them hurt

why not

it sure would serve them right

[Music]

if someone bought them collars and

turned them into pets

then you'd see us breaking into grins

laughing and cheering

choking and cheering

sneering twins

this is awful we gotta rescue the

newborn twins

good luck

i know every joist and timber of this

palace and there's no way out of this

dungeon i'm the prince philippe de

bronter this is my palace sorry the

accommodations are unpleasant but the

place has gone to seed since my scullery

made you serve the throne the duchess is

your cook

i knew it you must help us the problem

is getting through that door you need

the key and the key is on the god's bet

buttons can you get them i think so

no good the belt

[Music]

oh

this way

oh

[Music]

[Applause]

there's no way in

let's go home

me think hard enough there'll be way in

[Music]

see

you must come with me

this tunnel should lead right to

the palace god

i don't see wheat

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stop us from saving newborns no

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oh

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hung

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well done splendid

you're free suzette you're safe

but some friends of yours arrived the

first tooth ponies what and cigars are

after them we must help them

oh no they're not

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to get zoom

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those friday ponies

we gotta get the prince back in the

dungeon too late duchess

[Music]

cigars are coming

let them

take a good look at your duchess

this is how she treats innocent

defenseless babies

men whose side will you choose hers or

that of your true rightful prince

[Music]

[Applause]

and you duchess can have your old job

back

in this gallery

you had to have a pet didn't show

little ponies you helped restore me to

my throne i owe you a great death i'd

say we're about to even

[Music]

you