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03x10 - "Tiny Car Caper"/Toothy Fairy Tricks

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Spidey and His Amazing Friends". Aired: August 6, 2021 - present.*
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Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.

03x10 - "Tiny Car Caper"/Toothy Fairy Tricks

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[ ♪ theme song playing]

[man] ♪ They can climb great
heights to do what's right

♪ The Spidey team
is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning,
crawling the walls ♪

♪The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork
can't be tighter ♪

♪ Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey
and his amazing friends ♪

[Zola] Tiny Car Caper!

[chuckles,
imitates car sounds]

[Miles] The Inspector asked
Millicent McKeen,

"How did you catch
that cookie bandit?"

"A detective uses
their senses, Inspector,"

-Millicent replied.
-"You use what you hear,

what you see,
and what you smell."

"I followed a trail of crumbs

that led me right
to his mustache!"

[laughs] The end.

And that's another case solved
by Millicent McKeen.

[Miles]
She's one amazing detective.

Hey, kids. Ready to go to the library?

So ready, Mom.

I can't wait to return
this Millicent McKeen book

and get the next one in the series.

I wonder what villain
she'll go after next.

[sighs] What a lovely day in the park.

A perfect day
to take whatever I want

and make it mine.

But it must be something as amazing

as I, the Great Zola.

Vroom, vroom!

Vroom, vroom?

What's this?

A tiny car that brings joy
to whoever plays with it?

I must have it!

[mimicking car sounds]

-Hey!
-[laughs]

That's mine!

Now it is mine!

And I too shall go, "Vroom, vroom."

Hey, that's my daughter's toy!

How dare you take it from her?

-How dare you?
-[scoffs]

How dare me?

[grunting]

How dare you!

[groans]

I must have a tiny car to play with.

But I see no tiny cars anywhere.

Only big cars.

Ooh, wait a minute.

I know how I can use big cars

to make all the tiny cars I want.

Okay, kids. Here we are. The library.

Thanks, Detective Stacy.

Thanks, Mom. We'll be back soon.

I'll be waiting right here.

[Zola laughing sinisterly]

My best invention yet.

A car-shrinking ray!

Now I shall use it
to turn all these big cars

into itsy bitsy
teeny tiny cars.

[laughing sinisterly]

[laughing sinisterly]

How delightful!

I'll collect them all!
[laughs]

Starting with this one.

And this one.

Meh, never mind.
I already have a blue car.

[gasps] But a car with no roof?

Oh, now that I've got to have!

[Detective Stacy laughing]
Cats with fake mustaches.

Oh, my, these pics are hilarious.

-[laughs]
-[Zola laughing sinisterly]

Huh? Wait a minute.

Is that Zola? With some kind
of a car-shrinking ray?

Not on my watch.

[siren blaring]

Millicent McKeen and the Case
of the Colossal Coconut.

I can't wait to read it!

Wait. Mom? Where's she going?

[laughing] Ooh!

A car with a pretty light.

I must have it!

[Detective Stacy] Whoa. [screams]

Did Zola just shrink my mom's car?

Tiny flashing light car,
you are now mine.

[laughs]

My mom's still in there!
We have to help her!

Go-webs-go!

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ They'll use
their best detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day! ♪

♪ Spin! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ Ghost-Spider! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ Webs out! ♪

[firefighter]
Here, kitty, kitty. I've got ya.

[cat meows]

[gasps] A shiny, red fire truck!

And there's a ladder
I can move up and down!

[laughs]

[grunts]

Hey! What did you do to my truck?

It's mine now! [laughs]

[Ghost-Spider] There's Zola!
I'll go after him and my mom.

[firefighter screams] Help!

[Spin] I'll help that firefighter!

Here! Sir, grab onto this.

[cat meows]

Whew! I don't know how much longer

I could've hung on there.
Thanks, Spin.

-[Spin] You're welcome.
-[cat meows]

[laughing]

[Ghost-Spider] Okay, Zola,
that's enough!

Your car-shrinking days are over.

I don't think so.

Get the spider, Hydrabots!

[Hydrabots exclaiming, grunting]

Get the Spider! Get the Spider!

[exclaims] Hurry!

[clamoring]

[Ghost-Spider] Whoa! [grunting]

I gotta get rid of these things.

Now, while my Hydrabots
keep that spider busy,

I shall find somewhere to play
with my itty-bitty cars!

[laughing]

[Ghost-Spider] Hey, Hydrabots!
Come and get me!

Get the spider! Get the spider!

-[Ghost-Spider grunts]
-[confused beeping]

[confused beeping]

[Ghost-Spider] Yoo-hoo!
Looking for me?

Take that! And that! And that!

[Hydrabots grunting]

[Ghost-Spider] Yikes!

[Spin] I gotcha, Ghosty!

Time to wrap this up!

No! [groans]

Get me out! Get me out!

[Ghost-Spider] That was close.
Thanks, Spin.

[Spin] You're welcome.
Now, where did Zola and your mom go?

I don't know,
but she's got her cell phone.

Maybe WEB-STER
can get through to her.

[Zola mimicking car sounds]

I shall make you fly
up in the air. Whee!

Now you shall swerve
and crash. Beep, beep!

[laughs]

Now, which car shall I play with next?

[panting] Whew!

I don't want Zola playing with me.

[panting]

Detective Stacy here.

Detective Stacy, it's Ghost-Spider.
We heard you were in some trouble.

Oh, Ghost-Spider, thank goodness.

Zola shrank me down
along with a a bunch of cars.

[Ghost-Spider]
We'll come help. Where are you?

[grunts] It looks like
I'm in some kind of warehouse.

[Ghost-Spider] There are a lot
of warehouses in the city.

I wonder which one.

[Spin] You know what?

I bet Millicent McKeen
could figure this out.

[Ghost-Spider] You're right.
She'd use her senses!

Detective Stacy,
I need you to tell me exactly

what you can see in your location.

Oh, great idea! Well, let's see.

Uh, there's a boat here. And oars.

And ropes. And anchors.

[Ghost-Spider] That narrows
it down a little.

-What can you hear?
-Oh, no! Wh--

Well, aside from Zola playing
with his cars, let's see.

Uh, seagulls.

[Spin] Seagulls?
Must be the waterfront.

[Ghost-Spider]
Now, what do you smell?

Smell? [sniffs]

The usual stuff you smell by the ocean.

Salty air. [sniffs]

Oh, wait! Doughnuts.

[inhales deeply] Maple glazed
with, uh, coconut sprinkles.

[Ghost-Spider]
Dockside Donuts, down by the docks!

There's a boat hanger right next to it.

We know exactly where you are.

[Detective Stacy]
Nice detective skills.

[Spin] Hang on. We're coming to get you.

[both grunt]

[Spin] There's Dockside Donuts!

[Ghost-Spider] So this must be
the boat storage warehouse.

Detective Stacy, we're right outside.

Great! I'm just hiding from Zola.

Ooh! What's this?

A tiny person to play with?

Hey, I got news for you. I'm not a toy!

And that's my car!

Whoa! [grunts]

-[Spin] Hey, Zola.
-Huh?

[both grunt]

[Ghost-Spider]
Playtime is over!

[growls] Team Spidey?

How did you find me?
Oh, never mind.

I'll just grow myself an escape vehicle!

-[Spin screams] Watch out!
-[Ghost-Spider] Whoa!

And now I shall make
my grand exit.

[Spin] That's not happening!

[laughing]

-[Spin] Whoa!
-[Zola] You'll never catch me.

It's Teeny Tiny time!

[laughing]

[Spin grunts]

He escaped
right through this mouse hole.

[Detective Stacy] Don't worry,
Team Spidey. I'm on it.

[engine revs]

[Spin] I'll bet that mousehole
leads to the outside. Come on!

[Ghost-Spider] See him?

-[Zola laughing]
-[Spin] Right there!

[Ghost-Spider]
You're not going anywhere!

Time to get big again.

-[Ghost-Spider grunting]
-[Spin grunting]

You can't catch this car!

-[laughing]
-[both grunt]

[Ghost-Spider] Oh, no!

[laughing]

[Detective Stacy]
He won't get away that easily.

Come on!

I, Zola, drive with speed!

-Get out of my way!
-[driver] What's the big idea?

How dare you honk your horn
at Zola the Great?

Ah!

-[Spin] Going somewhere?
-[groans] Spider!

-Get off my car at once!
-[Spin] Not until I get this.

[both grunt]

-[grunting]
-[Zola laughing]

You shall never get my shrink ray!

I win again!

I am unstoppable!

No! No!

[Ghost-Spider] I'll take that.

[Spin] Way to go!

Hey, that's mine!

I didn't say you could play with it.

[Spin gasps] Look out!
He's headed for the library.

[Ghost-Spider] Got it!

[grunting, screaming]

-[Ghost-Spider] We did it!
-[Spin] Yes!

You're busted, Zola.

[Ghost-Spider] Let's get
you back to your normal size.

-[sighs] Much better.
-[Zola grunts]

-[Stacy] Thanks.
-[Spin] You're welcome.

[panting, groaning]

[Spin] Your car-shrinking days
are officially over, Zola!

[grunting] This is not over!

I shall play with
itty bitty cars once again.

Just you wait!

Great work, Team Spidey.

[Ghost-Spider] Thanks for those
great clues to help us find you.

Any time. I'll have to get
all those other cars

out of that warehouse, but first,

I've got a couple
of kids to pick up.

[Ghost-Spider]
Uh, yeah, we gotta go too.

[Spin] We've got some,
uh, superhero stuff to do.

-[Spin] Bye!
-[Ghost-Spider] Bye!

Mom, hi!

Sorry, kids.

I know I was supposed
to wait for you here.

No problem.

We've got our next
Millicent McKeen book.

Ooh, speaking of Millicent,

I got involved in a pretty
tricky case myself today.

Luckily, Team Spidey
came to the rescue.

[both giggle]

Oh, really?
I want to hear all about it.

Me too.

It all started when Zola
was going around

with a shrink ray.

And I didn't think that...

[Wasp] Tooth Fairy Tricks.

[Spidey] What an awesome day.

No villains in sight.

-[laughter]
-[Ghost-Spider] Uh-oh!

Look, there's Rhino!

[laughs]

Swipers keepers. This bag is all mine!

My purse! He... He took my purse!

[Spidey] We got it, ma'am!

[Ghost-Spider]
Rhino, drop that purse!

No way! It's got sunglasses,
little, tiny tissues.

Ooh, and money! I'm rich!

[laughs]

-Whoa!
-Hey! Out of my way!

-[grunts]
-Huh?

[Ghost-Spider]
We'll take that back.

And it's webs for you, Rhino!

Whoa! [groans]

[vendor screams] Oh, no!

-My apple cart!
-Need a little help?

[pedestrians gasp]

How about some big help?

Whoop. Ha!

[Spidey] Wasp! Boy are we glad
to see you.

Glad I was in the area.

-Here's your cart, sir.
-[sighing in relief]

Thank you.

[Ghost-Spider] You're welcome.

[Spidey] Now, let's go return
that purse.

A purse? Oh, no. What happened?

[Ghost-Spider] Well, we were swinging
along when Rhino showed up.

And sure enough,
he took this lady's purse,

and he wouldn't give it back.

[groaning] Superheroes...

they ruin everything.

Now what am I gonna do?

[vendor] Apples!

Crisp, delicious apples!

Mommy, Mommy, look!

I got a loose tooth. It's really wiggly.

[mother] Oh, wow! It really is wiggly.

Well, you know,
if you bite into an apple,

it might come all the way out.

[chuckles] Want to try?

-[gasps] Okay.
-We'll take one, please.

Here you go, ma'am.

Boring.

Who cares about some kid's tooth?

[gasps] Mommy! Mommy! Look!
My tooth fell out.

[gasps] Way to go!

Ooh, tonight, you can put it
under your pillow

for the Tooth Fairy.

Tooth Fairy? Who's that?

While you sleep,
she'll fly into your room

on her little tiny wings
and she'll give you money

in exchange for your tooth.

Money? For a tooth?

Wowie, wow, wow!

Oh, boy! Come on, Mommy.

Let's go put my tooth
under my pillow right now.

I want a Tooth Fairy to visit me

and give me lots of money.

[chuckles] Alls I gotta do
is find some teeth.

But where?

I know, the dentist! [laughs]

[Rhino] Come on, dentist.

Give me all the teeth in your office.

I need 'em to get the Tooth Fairy

to come visit me so I can get rich.

[sighs] For the last time, Rhino,

I'm telling you, I keep teeth healthy.

I don't just have a big a pile
of them sitting in my office.

But I need teeth
for the Tooth Fairy

so I can get rich.

[sighs]

Hey, wait a second. No teeth, huh?

Well, what do you call that?

It's a sign for my dentist office.

Looks like teeth to me!

And I bet the Tooth Fairy will pay extra

for these really big ones! [panting]

-[grunting]
-Hey! Stop that!

Leave my sign alone!

[grunting] This thing is really stuck!

[Ghost-Spider]
Here's your purse, ma'am.

Oh, thank you so much.

[beeping]

[WEB-STER] Webs up! Spidey Alert!

Rhino's causing trouble
at the dentist's office.

[Ghost-Spider] Rhino?
We just wrapped him up.

He must have gotten free.

[Spidey] Go-webs-go!

[Ghost-Spider] We came
as fast as we could.

Team Spidey! Wasp!

-Oh, thank goodness.
-[Spidey] What happened?

That's what happened.

Rhino ruined my sign.

He tried pulling off all the teeth,
but just got that one.

Why would Rhino want teeth
from a sign?

He said he needed them
for the Tooth Fairy

so he could get rich.

[Spidey] But the Tooth Fairy
only comes

when your own tooth falls out.

[Ghost-Spider]
Yeah, you can't steal one.

Rhino doesn't seem to know that.

When he left,
he said he was off to collect

even bigger teeth from the museum.

[Spidey] We need to stop him.
Come on!

[grunting]

Rhino, you can't be up there!

That Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton

is very old and very delicate.

You could break
the whole thing!

I'll leave when I have
my big dino tooth!

[grunting] It's really stuck in there!

[screams, groans]

-Hey, I got it!
-[rumbling]

[screams] The skeleton!
It's falling apart!

[Spidey] Rhino, what have you done?

[Ghost-Spider] Quick!
Let's save that skeleton.

[Spidey] I've got the tail! [grunts]

[grunts] A rib!

[Ghost-Spider] Here,
I'll web it back in place.

[grunts]

-Team Spidey!
-You can have those old bones.

I need to find me some more
big, ginormous teeth. Pa!

[laughing]

-[Wasp gasps]
-[Spidey] Uh-oh.

[Mr. Carnegie] Oh, my!
The skull! I can't look!

[Spidey] Quick!

[all grunting]

[Spidey] We got it!

Easy does it.

[Spidey] There we go.

Thank you, Team Spidey and Wasp.

But Rhino, he's escaped
with the T-Rex's tooth!

[Ghost-Spider] Don't worry,
we'll get it back.

He said he was going
to get more big teeth.

-But where?
-[Spidey] Let's ask WEB-STER.

WEB-STER, please search
for any large teeth

that might be on display.

[WEB-STER] There is
a prehistoric shark jaw

at the aquarium.

[Ghost-Spider] The aquarium.

That must be
where Rhino is headed next.

[Spidey] Thanks, WEB-STER.

-Let's go-webs-go!
-Good luck!

Wowie, wow!

Look at all those big, beautiful teeth.

The Tooth Fairy'll have to pay me

so much money for each one.

Don't touch that shark jaw.

It's very fragile.

[grunting]
It's heavier than it looks.

Oh, no, you don't, Rhino.

[grunts] Team Spidey and Wasp again?

[panting]

You're really starting
to make me crabby!

[Ghost-Spider] Quick!
Before it tips over!

[Isla] Oh, dear.

[both grunting]

We need to get those crabs
back in their pool.

[Spidey] Rhino will have to wait.

-[Ghost-Spider] Let's do it.
-That'll keep you busy.

Now I need to find me a pillow
for all my teeth.

Here you go, buddy.

[Ghost-Spider]
You too, little friends.

[Spidey] In you go.

Thank you for saving our sea friends.

But why in the world did Rhino
take the shark jaw?

[Ghost-Spider] He thinks
that if he puts it under his pillow,

the Tooth Fairy will give him money
for all those big teeth.

Speaking of pillows, he said
he's off to look for one.

[Spidey] Don't worry, Isla.

We'll bring back that shark jaw.

Let's swing!

[Rhino] These teeth are gonna
make me rich for sure.

Now alls I need is a pillow
to put 'em under.

Well, lookie here.

That bed's got pillows.

Tooth Fairy, here I come. [laughs]

[grunting, laughing]

-[customers gasp]
-Everybody, out!

-It's my nap time!
-It's Rhino!

[customer 1]
Let's get out of here!

-[all screaming]
-[customer 2] Rhino!

[Rhino] Ha!

Now let's get these teeth
under a nice, fluffy pillow.

[laughs, yells]

Now to get some shut-eye.

One Rhino, two Rhinos, three Rhinos.

[Spidey] Any sign of Rhino?

I don't see him.

[Ghost-Spider] Wait a second.

[Rhino snoring]

[Ghost-Spider] Hear that?
Sounds like snoring.

[Spidey] Yeah, a snoring Rhino.

Look, he's sleeping right in the store.

And he's got all the teeth.

[Ghost-Spider]
The door's locked.

We've gotta get in there somehow.

Let me see if I can find
a teeny, tiny way in.

Be right back.

[grunting]

There!
That pipe should do the trick.

In I go!

[Rhino snoring]

Spidey, Ghosty, I'm in.

[shushes] Be very quiet.

We don't have to wake him.
[chuckles]

[Spidey] Now, before he wakes up,

we should probably--

[Wasp] Shrink all this stuff
so we can carry it. On it.

Ah! Huh? Who's... who's there?

[Ghost-Spider] Webs! Quick!

[Rhino groans] Spiders?

-Where'd you come from?
-[Wasp] Got the teeth!

-Let's go!
-[Rhino] Tooth Fairy!

-You're here!
-What?

[grunts]

You took my teeth,
so money, here I come!

[laughs]

Hey, wait.

Where's all the money you're
supposed to give me, huh?

I'm not the Tooth Fairy,
and these aren't your teeth.

[Ghost-Spider] You stole them.

[Spidey]
And we're returning them.

Here, Spidey. Hang on to them.

-[Spidey] Got 'em.
-[Rhino] Tooth Fairy!

You're coming with me
until you pay up.

I'm not the Tooth Fairy!

Oh, yeah, you are.
You're tiny, you've got wings,

and you took the teeth
from under my pillow.

[Spidey] Let her go!

[grunting]

[panting, grunting]

No chance! [grunts]

-[grunting]
-[Rhino laughing]

-[all grunting]
-[Ghost-Spider] Come on!

-After him!
-[grunts]

[Rhino panting]

Out of my way!

Hey, this is perfect
for you, Tooth Fairy!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-[grunts]
-[laughing]

Let me out of here!

[grunting]

You're staying in there
until I get my money.

[Spidey] We're coming for you, Wasp.

-[panting]
-Time to grow!

[groans] It didn't work.

I don't have room in here
to get big again.

[Rhino laughing]

[Spidey] Hand over that bottle!

[Ghost-Spider] She's not
who you think she is.

[groans]

Whoa! Whoa! [grunts]

Whoa! [grunts]

I wish this bottle
had a little more room.

[gasps] Bumbling bees!

Why didn't I think of it before?

I'll grow the bottle!

Ready, set, grow!

[groaning, screaming]

[Ghost-Spider]
No more robbing for you, Rhino.

[groans]

Aww...

Ah, now I've got room to grow!

[Spidey] Let's get you
out of there.

[grunts]

Whew! Thanks!

[Rhino] Hey, wait a second!

You're not the Tooth Fairy.
You're way too big.

I tried to tell you, Rhino.

[Spidey] Uh, Rhino, you lost a tooth.

Oh...

My tooth fell out? Huh?

My tooth fell out!

I'll put it under my pillow
for the real Tooth Fairy!

[Rhino humming cheerfully]

[Ghost-Spider] I don't think
Rhino understands

how this whole
tooth thing works.

That's not gonna make him rich.

[Spidey] Nope, but at least
he's using his own tooth

and not one he stole.

And that'll keep him
happy enough for now.

[all laughing]

[ ♪ closing theme music playing]