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02x06 - Space Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x06 - Space Sharks

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strange

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with all of them

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right street shots

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keep an eye on your oxygen supply dr

morton you've already been out there 30

minutes

almost done just want to get a few more

samples and

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doctor are you all right

i think we need to get dr paradigm up

here earlier than we planned

and here comes the shuttle's crew now

accompanying the astronauts on this

surprise mission is noted genetic

scientist and humanitarian dr luther

paradigm

the shuttle is transporting a device

called the grain maker to the space

station orion

developed by dr paradigm the grain maker

promises to revolutionize agriculture

across the globe

carrying a payload of genetically

altered grain seeds the grain maker will

be launched from the space station into

the earth's atmosphere and distribute

drought-resistant grain over arid areas

of the planet

dr paradigm has called it the greatest

achievement of his distinguished career

two

paranoid in the space shuttle sounds

like a recipe for disaster

what do you think that gene slamming

drugoid's really up to the same thing

he's always up to

major no good unfortunately this one's

not only out of our jurisdiction it's

out of our world guys you know what i

think of that you burgers

uh did you say logo burgers

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i wonder what dr wackazoid is up to

uh guys

huh

that's mine shark breath i got it first

guys it's just a burger there's only one

way to settle this barely

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speak to me yes mr president

guys guys it's the president

a remarkable specimen dr morton

these dna strands are unlike any i've

ever encountered

what a species it seems to be virtually

indestructible the perfect light form or

the most dangerous

we won't know that until we extract a

sample of its dna and inspect it more

closely dr paradigm what are you doing

what if we release some alien virus and

it makes its way to earth of course

doctor what was i thinking i was so

thrilled by this discovery

you're exhausted

why don't you get some rest i'll finish

up here for you sounds like a good idea

you're absolutely right dr morton this

alien's dna is definitely a threat to

humanity

and once i combine it with this manta

ray dna and then load it into the grain

maker my destiny shall be fulfilled the

world genetically engineered to my

specifications

good work guys we've got ourselves a go

on the grain maker launch

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doctor paradigm

huh

what have you done

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paradigm what are you doing what have

you done with that alien dna

i'm setting the launch codes for the

grain maker once it delivers its payload

the earth shall be rid of inferior

humans like you you've turned the grain

maker into a dna b*mb

no doctor bombs destroy

the grain maker will create

raining down a perfect mixture of alien

manta ray dna all over the world

genetically enhancing the entire

population into superior beings get away

from that console

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now you shall discover what happens to

those who meddle in my affairs dr martin

yeah

did you really believe you could stop me

from fulfilling my destiny

minus six hours

in precisely six hours beautiful

humanity as you know it shall be

perfected

no one will be able to stop it

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the alien

veronica look what you've done it's

enormous

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all clear let's hop in guys

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street sharks i knew i could count on

you what can we do mr president we've

lost all contact with the orion space

station

no disrespect sir but isn't this a job

for nasa if only it was that simple dr

paradigm wasn't only going up for the

launch of the grain maker he was

specifically requested by dr morton to

investigate a newly discovered alien

life form aliens and paranoid say no

more uh yeah what do you want us to do

sir i'm putting all of our resources at

your disposal including the prototype

military stealth shuttle you'll be the

first sharks in space what do you think

of that

only one thing to say sir

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we must leave now that's everyone let's

go

wait what about dr morton

too late he's gone you want to end up

just like him

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make that shark shadow lift up

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that's one small step for man and one

awesome step for shark kind

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looks like everyone booked out fast

what could do that kind of damage

something smells fishy around here

just think of it as a big oversized

lizard yeah

close encounter of the spewed kind only

one solution for that

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better find a safer place to hide how

about iowa

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that thing just flattened our things so

anybody got a plan b

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everyone take a leg

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i feel kind of weird

guys come on

we gotta beat this thing

um

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quick the control room that way

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so you must be the street sharks i'm dr

morton and i'm sure glad to see you you

worked with our dad your father was a

good man he still is i know that now but

like everybody else i believed what

paradigm told us that your dad was

responsible for your transformations now

i know better i figured that thing out

there with a million-dollar smile is

piranhas doing but that's not the worst

of it he reloaded the grain maker with

alien and manta ray dna when it launches

total global alien jeans land we've got

to stop the lodge well that won't be

easy paranoid destroyed the abort

mechanisms after he set the launch codes

and he disabled the communication

systems so i can't even want mission

control

no problemo

fans can fix anything you'll be chatting

with houston in no time

our country owes you a great debt of

gratitude for saving the crew of the

orion

oh poor dr morton if only i could have

saved him from that monstrosity i warned

him not to experiment on the alien but

he wouldn't listen to reason but he

wasn't able to interfere with the grain

maker that's fortunate our engineers

tell us all systems are still gold

mission control

what

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stop what bob what's he saying oh poor

deluded fellow he's gone mad

look

those are street sharks they are going

to sabotage the grain maker

hurry down fans time's running out

bingo

good heavens

that's the alien morton released

it's taken out communications

he feeds that electricity we're in way

worse trouble than i thought

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so much for mission control helping us

35 minutes before the grain maker launch

we've got to stop it ourselves

how that alien thing has planted itself

smack dab between us and the launch bay

yeah and as much as i hate to say it

sheer shark force ain't cutting it

against that thing maybe we could try

reasoning with it any idea how hey we've

tried everything else can we rig some

kind of translation device

we could try encoding the alien's dna

into some kind of device to determine

its communication patterns but

that'll take time well let's give it a

quick try

hello there um mr alien i'm slam ooh

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look he's listening this just might work

all right flammu

appetizer

hang on little brother we got you

covered

that thing must be stopped

you can't stop me now street shots the

only way to fight that thing is on its

own terms act like it be like it think

like it

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i'm not breakfast lunch or dinner you

got that

we'll take care of the space roach while

you work on stopping the lunch okay bud

roger we can't feed it but we sure can

keep it busy right guys

big mistake roach coach we're not

bowling pins

this is useless i can't override the

launch codes you mean we're just gonna

have to bust in there and stop it that's

about the size of it all right sounds

good to me

don't worry bros we're on our way

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pick on someone from your own gene pool

i know that voice

dr morton yeah

it's me grain maker launch is t minus 15

seconds you guys help ben stop the grain

maker we'll take out the space trash

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thanks guys

ten seconds

just think of it as one big

double-decker humongo burger

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no

how could this happen these street

sharks did this dark paradigm what do

you do

i'm activating the space station

destruct codes we can't let these street

sharks and that alien monstrosity return

to earth

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self-destruct sequence we gotta get out

of here dr morton more like man-to-man

rip go street sharks i can take care of

myself go you don't need to say it twice

let's go

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we can't wait any longer

eight

seven

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he was a good man

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dr morton was a good man but thanks to

you we know he wasn't responsible for

the space station disaster so now you

can go after paranoid right

unfortunately all the evidence was lost

when the space station was destroyed

we'll have to find some other way to

expose it you can count on us to help

any way we can i certainly hope so and i

hope you can help me with another matter

what's that mr president

huh

wow

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hmm

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deep