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02x07 - A Shark Among Us

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x07 - A Shark Among Us

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strange

oh

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with all of them

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everything right straight shots

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Street Sharks

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getting all you want there guys

none of your business pal

wow

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how

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huh

what a nightmare

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what's this

is this how you got so bad but tough how

old are you anyway none of your

shark

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you're all taking these aren't you

you guys got enough problems you don't

want to mess with me

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Computer Nerds

what no goodbye hug i'm gonna be gone

three long months on this research grant

jeez lina not here

hey okay little brother better go

anything you need a laptop with a 10

gigabyte hard drive modem and cd-rom

right so i'll see in the spring okay

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excuse me have you seen

malik

hey so you're back what's doing malik

what happened to you just eating my

wheaties check it out they're working uh

we gotta go

yeah catch you later gotta go pump with

my main man

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i like them better as computer nerds

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malek's put on five inches in three

months

streaks put on five inches his first

year in high school around the neck whoa

that's big i hope malik isn't doing

anything stupid i've got a really bad

feeling about this rip can you check it

out consider it done

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gotta go

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so much for the direct approach

lina

lina

malek what are you doing here oh i need

some help with my

my

homework chemistry right

oops i'm uh

uh

busted and don't think cause you're

turning yourself into a beef burger i

can't still whup you i was gonna pay you

back i just needed a little cash that's

what your allowance is for i needed a

little bridging loan you know for what

vitamins you know they don't grow on

trees they sure don't let me see these

vitamins

why are you taking these come on lina i

was a nerd look at this super blues did

this for me i'm having these tested then

we'll find out exactly what these are

doing for you

malik

malik

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uh oh trouble with a capital l

we've got to talk

i ran tests on that stuff you're taking

they're not vitamins catch you later em

ew so what are they some fatal virus no

but they could give you an instant heart

attack for real you're rolling the dice

with every dose but everybody's taking

them and every time they take one they

risk going fatal

The Signal

these super blues transform them in some

accelerated way

super blues they sure are

dangerous business no wonder everyone

ran for cover when i showed my face i've

seen this stuff before we got to do

something about this

something radical

i don't like this rip why do you have to

go alone no one would ever believe all

four of us suddenly starting to take

this stuff but you'll be swimming

without a net rip what if we cross

signals chance we gotta take don't worry

i've got my super cue

watch your tail bro remember when i say

shark attack that's the signal

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is

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he's in

this is the low life guys

can i give it a shot

eight ball side pocket

in your dreams

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and i have the sweetest dreams say you

know what i can get me some more of

those uh vitamins super blues you don't

need them sure i do

just what the doctor ordered

ready to get serious serious as a shark

attack

that's the signal

Shark Breath

wow

[Applause]

there you are

don't you guppies have something better

to do

who are you

you blew my shot shark breath

hey those are mine

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i'm not warning you again about this

stuff

you come home with us now or you don't

come home at all you got it yeah i got

it

Shark Dance

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show time i hope this works

stay out of my life bottom feeders

nobody tells the ripsters what to do

[Applause]

i don't believe this the sharks have

always been a team

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i think it's working if not this should

do it

out of my face

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[Applause]

you wanna

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could get used to dance you could

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lucky the place was already condemned

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i'm gonna do this town a favor

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behind you

Swim Solo

oh fans do you think

ah

ripster you're all right

um

show's over creep we've had it with you

fine get out of my sight from now on i

swim solo perfect we don't want a

brother like you

i don't believe this

i think it worked see for yourself dude

all right now we're getting somewhere

uh-oh

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ripster really is flying solo now

Jackal

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the name's jackal i understand you've

been using my product yeah so what's it

to you i got a proposition for you but i

got this feeling about you but under all

the muscle and teeth you're just another

street punk are you the jump everyone

tells me you are

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oh nobody

calls me a jump

you got that

rage is a good thing in my business

the place needed to be remodeled anyway

yes sir yes sir yes i totally agree the

perfect product endorsement

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let's go for a ride

ah thanks

we're too

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Initiation

i want you to be part of my organization

let you in on the action plus all the

free super blues you can handle

sounds good

what's the catch

first a little initiation test

let's do it

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i hear you owe jackal some cash i i'm

gonna pay i promise as soon as you pay

now

here here it's all i've got not enough

but that's my whole allowance my mom

will skin me if i ask for more i'll do

worse if you don't have the money for me

tonight

got it

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tonight he'll have the rest

so did i pass the initiation

initiation that was just an errand the

initiation comes tomorrow afternoon

check this out new company headquarters

blueprint for a bank you're gonna bust a

bank no my friend you're gonna bust the

bank i don't do banks

you wanna work for me you do banks so

what's the plan it's very simple you're

gonna use those burly whites of yours to

make a rear entry into the vault of the

first national bank the bank across from

the high school exactly you bust in and

all those money-strapped kids dying for

super blues do the looting and your

sales representatives will relieve them

of their newfound wealth that's the plan

it's a win-win situation sir security

cameras will catch the whole thing we

get him or the cops do either way we've

got him where you want it catch you

tomorrow morning

no my friend you stay here here

where

the boys'll see you're comfortable

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don't let him out of your sight not for

a second

Ripster

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so

ripster

ripster

oh boy when i find that guy he's gonna

be one big side of shark meat hey uh you

wouldn't have a few dozen hamburgers

back here somewhere

so

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places everyone the school bell rings

it's my cue

The Jackal

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i just love organized crime especially

when i organize it

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is mine finally i've got the shark body

and soul

what's taking so long

ripster are you in

ripster answer me

the idiot missed the fall come on

answer me you double-crossing creep no

one makes a jump out of the jackal

there's always the first time

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those blaster sharks they've double

crossed me get me out of here now

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[Applause]

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hmm

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Shark Time

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oh cool i could do this all day

end of the line jackal you're going to

jail but first you're telling me where

you stash your entire cache of super

blues i knew it you're going into

business for yourself no the police are

the business of putting you out of

business for good

now i'm afraid you gotta fly

straight sharks they're so cool

hey i was so dumb to take that stuff

come on man it'll fry your brain

the street sharks never touch that stuff

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[Applause]

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i think the cops can take it from here

i'll say

shark time

all right mungle burgers

hey lena isn't that your brother malik's

looking majorly happy these days he is

and he's a real health freak too

you guys could take a few pointers from

him you'd never catch him eating junk

food like that

just a suggestion

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deep