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02x08 - To Shark or Not to Shark

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x08 - To Shark or Not to Shark

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strange

oh

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with all of them

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right straight shots

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Street Sharks

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come on vince mcmahon we got a lot of

looking view

hey guys come on in place is empty

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this is shark work

thanks guys

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jawsome

fin check or a car check both so tell me

about this baby it's the french hyperion

efficient as it is pretty runs on

anything methanol ethanol even sugar

water get in check it out

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we got company

bonjour ben you are here early

ditto i wasn't expecting but i must

rehearse

the french hyperion is not just the

vehicle of the future it is the future

oh uh these are my friends

hey

hi the name street uh call me bob this

is not a comic book convention benz

makes him leave sorry guys

comic book convention

is she conceited or what

smell sevious yo squid lips don't you

belong on the menu at that sushi place

across the street we're checking out the

merchandise oh yeah like you could fit

into one of these beauties

we'll be able to very soon dr pirano is

going to make us humans

there's an ugly thought hey what's the

hurry none of your business fish face

now what with two bottom feeders like

them be doing here i'll follow him you

give rip and slammoo the word i'll let

you know where to meet me

hey thanks for the tour bins but we

gotta book it

man i sure wish i had such a cool set of

wheels

maybe you will

yeah right and sharks are vegetarians

Human Shark

though many view the street sharks as

heroes

others see the street sharks as a

potential menace

where'd those two big lumps of

genetically impaired fish flesh go

pretty clever or seed

succulent seafood

he's got the seafood part right no

tripwires no alarms so what is it this

time

beams

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piece of crab cake

impressive

and delectable too

is that the formula doctor do me first i

want to be human now

patience reptile the formula is almost

perfected it is a scientific triumph of

the highest order even for me

allow me to explain how it works i

better write this down the first dose

reverses the gene slamming but it won't

be permanent unless another dose is

taken exactly eight hours later forget

this

stop him

um

there he is

master or will never get to be human

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so

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do you mind i'm trying to get changed

here

Squid Shark

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say

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whoa am i hotter in my boiling

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hey

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we lost him doc magnificent exactly as

planned you are to be congratulated you

incompetent invertebrates what

the sharks won't be able to resist

they'll have to try the formula

but what about us we want to be human

too

the formula won't work on you calamari

you started out as a squid remember when

the street sharks are human they won't

be able to stop you from stealing the

french hyperion

will they

no

but why do we need a car we can't fit

inside of never mind that i want that

car you know the plan

here

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yo guys about time streaks you're

supposed to call try bobby

bobby

what happened this i stole enough of it

from dr p for all of us you took that

stuff without having it analyzed are you

nuts it worked didn't it

it sure did

ah just like old times girls following

you home

brazil

ah

let go of me you are messing up my

clothes why are you following me i was

in the lockers i saw do not worry i will

not tell

you won't before i thought you were in a

costume but now so handsome you could be

a model like me model huh how's he do it

it's a gift i guess

bobby can join the street hockey league

again and go to the movies and slamster

you're not thinking i love being a shark

but i miss playing football and going to

school like a normal kid

so try it it's not permanent not until

you take the second dose eight hours

from now eight hours huh well hey why

not

what do you say rip meister

i've got a bad feeling about this

rib come on

look at bobby bottoms up

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i don't believe this this is weird

definitely weird we gotta find ben's

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French Car

so what do you think i i don't know what

to say

hey where's that french car you've been

raving about oh you gotta see it it's

hot

guess jab won't be needing this

hey where do you think you're going

yo chowderheads you're not taking that

car sure we are you puny

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free hot wax guys

oh

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oh man that bites it sure does

this reeks we can't do anything to stop

those seed weebs tell me about it

doesn't make sense why would paranoid

want that car no idea but maybe some

humongo burgers will help let's book it

love to dude but i gotta work

so what are we waiting for

what were we thinking we're never gonna

eat all this food

um let's speak for yourself

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i never thought i'd say these words

i'm full

we've gotta figure this out guys why

would dr para abnormal want the hyperion

why that specific car

my turbo jab is 10 times the car this is

too bad jab will never take a spin in it

and streaks won't need these anymore

either guess that's why they invented

recycling

have you seen these street sharks

anywhere no neither tooth nor finn and i

don't expect to see them anytime soon

lighting up we're supposed to be having

fun i've got it i know why paranoid

stole that car

he's got a hot date he's gonna power it

with gene slam formula the car's

catalytic converter will create

mutagenic smog

mutagenic smog he's gonna gene slam the

whole city turn around bobby we gotta

get that car back before it's too late

but how no way we can win against

paranoid hey we're minus our shark

bodies but we still have our brains yeah

and our shark attitudes sorry guys but

sharkitudes don't cut it count me out

hey bob when'd you get so selfish i just

don't enjoy getting pounded into corned

beef hash like who does drop us at the

next corner we'll bag that car ourselves

i'll do you one better i'll drop you off

at his lab

what a glorious world so much smog into

pollution no one shall ever suspect that

this marvelous vehicle is wafting

exhaust fumes across the city silently

mutating the entire population plants

change doc

yes

our guests are trying to leave and we

haven't even served the appetizers

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captured by an appetizer how humiliating

can humiliation get we seem to be

missing a brother i want him found

shouldn't be too hard the mall the

movies the car show

he better be here we've looked every

place else

this new look trey sheek

so how do you likely know you it's okay

i missed the guys though they did not

Family Reunion

change too

no they did but we kind of had a

misunderstanding

huh

what is that just some medicine i gotta

take it right now cheera you are the

handsomest man in your room

really you think so

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watch out

come on kid it'll be a family reunion

you've got my brothers that's right and

now we have you and the gene slam

reversal formula

back up you're salivating slime mongers

thanks ben good to see you how is toast

i'll get a fire extinguisher i've got to

save her

if i were a shark i could do this

i'm gonna do this i've gotta do it now

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thank you bobby the name streets listen

i gotta go save my brothers ah

streaks you should have been more

careful you ruined my clothes

i saved you from a burning car and

that's all you have to say to me keep

feed

take the video jet i'll track your

signal from the shark copter

hey you try these on precise i made a

few modifications i think you'll like

Humanizing Sharks

them oh fancy about done yourself only

one word for these babies

awesome

that would be the word

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it lj breath oh but you wouldn't want to

miss your second dose of my humanizing

formula yeah we'll all pass i want to be

a shark i'm with you me too

two bad boys once you get this dose

you'll not only be permanently human but

witness humans just the way i want you

it's times like these i really miss my

pearly whites what a productive day i

finally and forever rid myself of you

meddling sharks and i get to gene slam

all of fish and city

so long bolton brothers i've got a date

with destiny

guys

i'm back

straight all right good to see you bud

he's got the gene slam formula we gotta

stop

did you see it amazing

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denises now i feel like myself again

about time but kind of on the late side

all right the sharks are back and just

in time i saw piranha headed for the

main street bridge

well

what is this

this is monday

cool time for a test drive jab you gotta

stop paranoid hey i'm ready

you're on

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your destiny is upon you fishing city

oh no sharks you shall not ruin my

triumph

oh

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[Applause]

now

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maybe even fish and river water

so you okay about being a shark again

well there are great things about being

human

but there are even greater things about

being a shark

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deep