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02x09 - Eco Shark

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x09 - Eco Shark

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strange

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[Applause]

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with all of them

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everything right straight shots

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whoa i don't like the sound of this guys

not one chargota

yeah they seem pretty wigged haven't

heard anything like it in three years

doing the oceanography class moby can't

you like translate this stuff your half

k*ller whale all i know is they're

trying to tell us something and it isn't

good

biz what about that computer translator

of yours only works on human lingo i

gotta track this down

can i borrow the jet

only if we come too but this is just

whale biz

you never know what spooked those whales

could be bigger than you think

then what are we waiting for let's get

thrashing all for fit is fit for all

jaws

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according to my calculations the pod

started out from that estuary looks real

nice especially with the factory right

next to it hold on to your dorsals guys

we're going in for a closer look

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nature and industry the perfect balance

right

i don't know jab scope out all those

birds they look pretty happy maybe too

happy come on guy

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whoa watch it

whoa

huh

what's going on i don't get this

i think i do

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huh

that's no bird sanctuary what the only

birds in there are dead ones

what do you mean the whole thing's bogus

it's a hologram come on check it out

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no wonder those whales are so wet take

the controls rip my man gotcha

sanctuary see anything ripped nothing

yet

wait a second looks like we got a little

one hung up in the ooze i'll check it

out

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need help

uh yeah looks like we got company lots

of it

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this is

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say goodnight krusty

you won't surrender fine let me give you

a little higher learning a pearl of

wisdom

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yo chad thanks for the lift

let's hope this

is

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yeah chopping

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uh

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thrashes

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no one survives the black pearl

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oh

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we can do more for them out here

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i feel like i just went through a car

wash without the car

the deluxe wash definitely suns the

freshener so where's the exit looks like

there's only one choice

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keep your shark eyes peeled guys

if it's this nasty getting in

smells worse than that leftover

spaghetti in the back of the fridge i

see you survive the filtration system

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come with me

hey what's your matters clam breath

we're your guests remember

iii the proprietor of this novel

enterprise and you could you be like

clamando here a fortuitous byproduct of

the bay's chemical shall we say melting

pot oh melting pot that's sewage central

out there yeah and what's with the drift

net their k*ller whales trapped out

there jerkoy

the world thinks medusaco is a sanctuary

for endangered species and they're going

to continue to think that take them away

excellent ideas sir the environmentalist

of the year ceremony is just an hour

away

whoa

environmentalist of the year attila the

crud that's right sharks grunge show

some respect yes sir so what's your

story

mr medusa saved my life it's the least i

could do for a loyal employee

yeah right so what happened come

clemando we must prepare for the

ceremony no sir these insolent fools

need to hear this

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so

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and mr medusa save me if it weren't for

him i wouldn't have survived and who

would have given me a job looking like

this a clam man

you kidding man if that 700 suit wasn't

doing all that ill*gal dumping you never

would have turned into a clan man that's

enough clemando has a good life here you

could do i could use three brawny

fellows like yourselves me work for you

in your dreams in your nightmares very

well your loss

we pay well here yearly bonuses

excellent benefits so everyone keeps

their mouth shut about what you're doing

to the bay

no thanks medusa

dump them in the disposal tank i have to

get ready for the award ceremony

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oh man

this stuff reeks

tell me about it oh man i don't feel so

good hey guys i don't know what this is

but

i think i'm passing you gotta stay alert

straight

sorry man

stint

can't guys please don't do this to me

oh jeez

i don't feel so good either

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guys snap out of it we gotta we gotta

get out of this stuff

i don't think so

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guys wake up

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so

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going on easy to find out

short time

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environmentalist of the year this joker

give me a break

i gotta get my brothers out of there

right now

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stinks worse than the bay i bet this

malcolm medusa the third stinks worst of

all

let's do this

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why don't we add something new to the

animal sanctuary for my award ceremony

something rare like the dodo bird

yes sir the dodo bird's been extinct for

ages don't you think

you worry too much clemento the public

believes what they see and if they see a

dodo bird

i see one dodo bird that is definitely

going to be extinct first we find my

brothers

look

oh man

i gotta get them out of there you create

a diversion i'll bust them out you got

it rip meister

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gee i think i broke something

you look wonderful sir i'm so happy for

you you'd better go don't want to be

late for your awards ceremonies

what's that noise

don't worry sir i'll take care of

everything you just enjoy yourself go

sir you'll be late

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of crab cake got yourself a diversion

rip meister how goes it i found him

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guys come on speak to me

i feel like i just got my minimum daily

requirement of toxic sludge do i look as

bad as i feel

hate to break up the reunion but uh we

got ourselves a situation

not gonna let a little local water slow

us down are we

no way nothing's gonna keep this shark

down

it's everything

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four street sharks they're ready to grow

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street shots

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jaws

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always

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scaling

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cartilaginous

juice

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the black pearl will put an end to all

this

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hey we still got a bit more crashing to

do

namely medusa's little environmental

awards ceremony but first we've got a

rendezvous with a hologram machine and

this place could use a little

re-plumbing

this is gonna be sweet let's hop in

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this is an amazing man he has not only

made our city one of the most prosperous

around but he truly cares about the

world around him

behold ladies and gentlemen have you

ever seen anything so beautiful

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what

what is the meaning of this my employees

are just playing a little joke on me

this this is just a hologram you see

they've projected this horrifying scene

to show you just how bad it could be

didn't take such care to make the bayou

clean beautiful environmentally balanced

this is environmentally balanced

mr mayor please come take a look up

close and personal i did wonder about

that dodo bird

help someone help

sure thing mr medusa let me take you on

a tour of your little pond no no get

your hands off me

you're a real environmentalist mr medusa

a real bad one

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all right way to go

bins i'm sorry sir i failed you mr

medusa shut up commando do your job get

rid of him yes

yes sir

with pleasure

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relax guys this mukmeister is taking a

nosedive

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down

hey i don't believe this mess how are we

ever going to clean it up let alone pay

for it

oh

will i ever be clean again

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i'd say you just got your first

volunteer

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i call that a happy ending uh not quite

bad

not till we find out some burger stands

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deep