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02x11 - Satellite Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x11 - Satellite Sharks

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strange

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[Applause]

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with all of them

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everything right street shots

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we've been here since dawn and no sign

of those deviants are you sure that

detection thing of yours is working

sure am i designed this chroma scanner

to identify the smallest of dna molecule

and we're working with five samples of

kilamari scales

i'm tired of playing sand shark let's

bag some burgers and come back later i'm

jab

come on guys president horn has solid

intelligence that dr crepazoid is gonna

hit this place

ah

repulse heal and squeal a mark

forget the burgers

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you're taking a powder face

um

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i hope the vultures like fried shawn

adventure

that's your best shot i'm disappointed

sink your teeth into this chum face

we're headed for those oil sands

we gotta stop them guys

quick get us out of here

they've got some kind of protective

coating you've got to slam them off

course

now this is serious fun

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wow

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what do they do in super secret places

like this whatever it is paranoid sure

wants a piece of it shouldn't we go

after them they're way out of range well

there's always the consolation prize

and i'll have mine with extra chili and

banana chips

you got it dorsal adamus benz this is

definitely your best invention yet

that's for sure

no competition

the pneumatic direct connect humongo

burger delivery

and at the shaffer research facility

outside fission city unidentified

t*rrorists in halloween masks made an

unsuccessful attack on the government

research center

that's an understatement seriously guys

we've got to figure out paranoid's next

move oh forget prawn head check this out

while here in town the familiar sound of

calliope music announced the return of

stromboli brothers circus

whoa guys this is fantabuloso

i spent a summer with strombolis working

as a roustabout they're beyond jodacious

uh

maybe you can get us free tickets

i can do way better than that

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our own personal rehearsal dray cool

fence

and now

we bring you that magnificent master of

ed instruments el sorto

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and now

the most daring and dangerous duel of

all time

in the tank before you is a pacific

marlin weighing more than half the ton

in his native watery environment this

fish is the most powerful and deadly

swordfighter alive

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survive such a challenge

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relax folks el sordo and spike are

actually the best of friends

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i want that fish that creature is

incredibly intelligent even before i

genetically enhance him i can hardly

wait

you should be jealous you incompetent

claude i asked you to perform a simple

task break into a government lab that

place is impossible to get into perhaps

for you

but for spike the marlin it would be a

piece of plankton but i do have a new

assignment for you hopefully it won't

strain your abilities

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if you'd stuck with us by now i'd have

gotten you promoted to cleaning the

lions gages i wouldn't have minded

looking after spike here man he really

looks like he wants to talk to us yeah

someday i don't know how i'm gonna find

a way to really communicate with him uh

hey uh who's hungry besides me sounds

good to me see you later spike

i really hate to leave him you know but

what can you do when your best bud

weighs a thousand pounds and breathes

water

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all right let's get this overview

this thing has doors like a bank vault

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calm down spike when i'm done with my

improvements you shall be a far more

remarkable creature than you already are

excellent excellent not only is spike a

genius among fish he has plenty of

fighting spirit did he let you take a

dna sample

let me

that thing nearly sawed my arm off i'll

save this for testing later

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i can see i'll definitely have to

enhance spike's obedience factor before

i send him on his way so what's he going

to do sword fighting cards out of the

lab

he won't have

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looks like you'll have to get yourself a

new fish spike's merely adapting to a

double dose of obedience gene washing

see

spike if you're ready for your mission

tap three times on this side of the tank

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see what did i tell you

there's that gold that pipe connects to

the water pipes feeding into the

research lab

spike here

and that is the magnetic induction tap

once spike attaches it to their

underground power cables i will become

the number one super user on the

research lab super computer and all its

secrets will be my

go now cycle and when i order you

release the tap

spike is gonna love these humongo

burgers

oh no

who would have done such a

nation i knew i should have got me some

new glasses everybody looks like fish

the guys who tied you up look like fish

guys look

scales i bet spike did that could be

calamaris but just to be sure i'll check

it on the chromo scanner

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it's kilamari all right you know maybe

i'm out of line here but maybe this guy

just now bet my dorsal this has

something to do with that research lab

let's all fin guys we've got work to do

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paranoid's a genius at hiding his lab

but out here it's all sand

where could he be

according to this they're real close

touch the induction tap now spike

excellence by good work

let's see what our sand trap brought us

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spike

you're all right unfortunately i can't

say the same about you

you okay spike attack no

spike what's going on

spike destroy him

spy

spike

what's he done to you

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el sordo

guys quick i found the chromo scanner

but noel

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so this is where he hit his lap six feet

under how appropriate so where's el

sordo paranoid and where's spike

there he is

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[Applause]

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hey what's that

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you okay dude

don't suppose anyone has a flashlight

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isn't it just like that rattlesnake

hiding in the sand like that hey fans

guys

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el sordo

so

what do you think

what happened

i don't know what that crazy maniac did

but all of a sudden it's like spike and

i are one he's part of me and i'm part

of him so the crummifier ray and

whatever was in that inoculation g*n

must have fused you together it sure did

i know what the doc was up to he made me

spike place an induction tap on the

research lab's power line uh guys

uh i i think we better haul finn like

shark speed fast

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man this sand shark stuff really jumps

i may have lost spike but not before he

completed his mission

so that's the big deal with the aid of

that magnetic tap i am able to download

every file on the government-based

computer

now their computers completely erased

they couldn't play tic-tac-toe on it

that's what this was about

tic-tac-toe

oh no

this is about controlling the base's

experimental satellite the satellite's

supposed to be turning ultraviolet light

into electrical energy

and beam it back to earth

wow

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very precise

excellent

once i reprogram the satellite with gene

washing data i can precisely target with

pinpoint accuracy anyone anywhere for

gene washing

yes mr president

we've been searching for them all night

no luck

yet my next target is the white house

president horn you are history

[Laughter]

and after horn i'll hit every head of

state around the globe think of it all

of them under my control uh doctor fifa

company street sharks are they here yeah

in about 30 seconds

quickly keep them busy this is my chance

to gene wash them and finally get them

under my control

we're shutting you down

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[Applause]

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it certainly is

oh

that's

your pace

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again

exactly where i want you

guys watch it he's gonna jean slam you

correction gene wash them they've always

been my best creation

how they'll finally be subservient to me

and only me

think again algae breath you can't

escape

your destiny is with me

no way fishy

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subservient to you

you will obey me

you win

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out of here guys now

whoa

what's going on

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i don't know some kind of molecular gene

slam meltdown let's get out of here

glad we booked when we did

kiddo bro

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el sordo's better than ever

whoa this part's wicked cool

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no i was thinking maybe el solo's

assistant needs her own assistant

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deep