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02x12 - Cave Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x12 - Cave Sharks

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strange

oh

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you just stepped on

don't get your gills in a twist it's

just me

yo sharksters major power failure lights

out in fission city good thing i've got

a backup generator

street star central

yes sir we're on our way

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so president horn says the fission city

nuclear power plant is about to go into

meltdown streets no one but you can stop

it did president horn really say that

no one will ever recognize you in those

radiation suits just keep an eye on your

radiation badges

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if they turn red get the shark out of

dodge

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sabotage we'll do a thing like that

later we gotta get these control rods

back into the core and shut this reactor

down

stand back and let me at it

fins up guys i'm going dorsal

shut down grace is closed

not quite japster whole thing guys

before we start glowing

this is danielle lafon at the fission

city nuclear power plant the reactor is

now shut down thanks to a quartet of

mysterious technicians who risked their

lives here tonight who were those masked

men

workers cannot re-enter the facility

until damaged fuel rods and other

radioactive materials are disposed of it

gives me great pleasure to present to

you the solution to mankind's greatest

problem

i call these creatures the wolverina

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they actually thrive on toxic chemicals

and radioactive materials lethal to man

and the environment

i have just signed a 30-year contract

with the city to use these wolverina

feeds to clean up fish and city's toxic

waste problems

starting with the nuclear power plant

we will also be opening a toxic waste

disposal center in the city dump where

the wolverine feeds will dispose of all

the city's toxic waste

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greeting street sharks my name is paxil

we met many tide cycles ago when my

people and i were befriended by your

father dr bolton dad he called us geckos

genetically engineered cave organisms he

advised us to call on you if we ever

needed help

you got it what's the trouble

this beautiful cave was once our home

we lived in peace harvesting what we

needed from the landfill above i believe

you call it a dump

but that was before the toxic horror

befell us

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these poisons have leaked down from

above and brought us devastating disease

and misery now who just started dumping

toxins into that landfill guess

paraboloids wolverina peeds aren't

living up to expectations

now strange horrible deformed creatures

have crept out of the shadows and taken

over our homes

we gotta check this out

we are a peaceful people and are not

equipped to stop these invaders we are

moving to a new cave

please

oh no grab your hard hats guys we're

going spelunking

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they're here

now maybe we can get to the bottom of

all this

let's get this over with

yeah before those things spot us

i hate this job paranoid has stored up

so much toxic waste so the wolverina

beads are a cover for paranoid ill*gal

dumping

these chowder heads need a lesson in

ecology

let's give it to him

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[Applause]

catch fish face

gotta do better than that squid lips

we're shutting you down

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when i get out of here you're going to

be sorry street shark blow it out your

fuse box reptile you aren't going

anywhere uh if they're locked inside

then who's driving

[Applause]

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watch it

ah guys

we got company

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[Applause]

wow those things are growing and

multiplying look

we got to get that fence back up those

monsters get out into the city

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no

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let's get dorso

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[Applause]

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ugh

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uh

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keep your mandibles off my brother

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you're interfering with a totally legal

government-funded waste management

project

yeah if you totally ignore your ill*gal

dumping of tons of toxic waste forget

this those things have ripster we've got

to get it back

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[Applause]

ah

incredible these creatures are growing

at a geometrically phenomenal rate

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oh no

this should be fascinating

my wolverina beads versus your two

brothers i wonder who shall survive

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back off robazoid

[Applause]

all

right good work ben serino

not so fast anyone moves i'm gonna

fricken see them

are you thinking what i'm thinking

yeah

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all right let's go get the ripster and

the slam man

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hey thanks guys man there's a zillion of

those things down there we gotta find

ripster fast

go for it dr skizzoid's not going

anywhere

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come on guys he's gotta be here

somewhere oh no

look

rip is that you

tranquilizer guard

great so where's ripster this is the end

of the road there must be a secret way

out i hope so

jump on this slide

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welcome to the bottom of the food chain

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hey look finally something those

creepypeeds don't like it will not keep

them at bay for long quickly come this

way

i am paxil leader of the geckos i will

take you to your brother we done pax man

we thank you for coming to stop the

poisoning of our home

this is

awesome

yeah sure is

thank you we scavenge everything we need

from the dump above you wouldn't believe

how many perfectly good things human

people throw away we are wired into

fission city's power phone cable and

computer systems or even on the internet

cool but where's ripster is he okay

see for yourself

a loud wolf arena pizza stink packs a

judacious wallop but

so do i

thanks doc

are we glad to see you

ditto dude for sure

wolverine attack

run

shark attack

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please

try not to hurt them

say what

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heads up my friend

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airbags anyone

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coming at you

whoa jack you hurt axel he doesn't want

you to hurt them

for real

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hey thanks for the assist we do not

believe in violence but we do believe in

self-defense

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quickly toss them into the river

now we are safe

they can live their lives downriver and

we can live our lives here live and let

live

sounds like our dad talking

a high compliment dr bolton taught us

that all creatures have the right to

life after all the wolverina pete is

simply following its natural instincts

well yeah but they're not natural

precisely why we gotta stop paranoid he

created the wolverina beads and polluted

your cave he needs a sharkitude

adjustment courtesy of

the street stars

can i take that whistle i'd like to show

it to my bud pens

certainly

thanks

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forget him get these barrels unloaded

come on come on it's almost daybreak

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hello

i need to talk to daniella fonte big big

story it's about the new toxic waste dom

we gotta stop them

hold on slam my man daniela font is on

the way check this out bens the sound

seems to slow the wolverina beads down

nothing else seems to

could be quite a weapon

just what i was thinking

hurry up let's get out of here

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this is daniela fond at the new fission

city toxic waste disposal center where

dr luther paradigms genetically

engineered wolverinapedes have

apparently mutated

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[Applause]

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oh well i did get rid of two tons of

toxic waste at absolutely no cost

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dr paradigm your wolverine appears are

out of control what are you going to do

about them i am deeply disturbed that

the wolverina beads haven't worked out

as i planned

and what about allegations that you were

illegally dumping toxic waste in the

landfill i have no idea what you're

talking about

busted typical paranoid deny everything

hey at least the wolverina peeds are

exposed someone's gonna have to deal

with them we are under attack

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oh man

whoa humongous

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let's get dorsal

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is

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in the shark force jet coming after you

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you know we're gonna tip your scales

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but when you rumble with us

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is

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bath times flat arena pete

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what is all this i borrowed my pal roxas

speaker system made some adjustments

cartilagious bends this will be one

concert the wolverina peeds will never

forget

hit it axle

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[Applause]

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thank you my friends you have saved us

for now but if those wolverina beads

come back

you know where to find us yes you are

good friends just like your father now

that's a compliment we must celebrate

the expulsion of the wolverina peeds all

the finest delicacies from the landfill

will you join us uh sounds delicious but

uh as sharks we uh uh only eat humongo

burgers doctor's orders uh right bins uh

yeah right

oh speaking of which i got a jawdacious

hankering dr bins will take care of that

coming right up

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deep