02x13 - Shark Wars

[bunniefuu]

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strange

oh

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with all of them

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ah

not again i've recomputed this formula a

hundred times will this ever come out

right

it is my destiny to engineer an airborne

virus that will genetically perfect the

entire populace of the world

not with your flawed reasoning

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you've wasted so much time i've come to

help you you're

me

me of the future to compare you to me is

like comparing a caveman to einstein

of course that's brilliant the molecular

mechanism for altering the entire

world's genetic code it's quite

elementary really at my exalted stage of

development

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incredible i've only started to imagine

them

yo finn meisters we've got a video email

john

clint dad is that you yes coop

i've got a bad connection i'll talk fast

there's been a disturbance in the time

space continuum the time slammer here

annoying must have built a new one dad

what about ben's dna sample uh any luck

i've been analyzing it but i'm having

difficulty isolating what makes benz

immune to piranha h gene slamming virus

without an actual sample of it

huh dad

dad how are we supposed to get a sample

of the virus especially when pier

annoying hasn't even invented it yet

we'll figure something out these street

sharks must not prevent our triumph when

the sharks came to the future they

discovered that my ingenious plan to

re-engineer humanity was to come into

effect this new year's eve just imagine

they are dismay when they discover that

i moved the operation off

and what about me you

you my neanderthal former self i need

100 vats of that formula by tonight

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yes

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whoa

you smell that mecco sharks here now in

our time targets

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immediately

whoa

these guys are fans

i'm kicking fin you hug them echo junk

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is

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thanks dude i owe you one

surrender immediately not in this

lifetime

metal heads

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definitely new and improved metal heads

these things are indestructible

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we're totally outnumbered a billion to

six

make that a gillion to six guys if we

capture one of them we can analyze it

and find a weakness surrender

immediately

surrender immediately

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ready for pickup

shotgun

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hey where's damn it was right behind me

yeah jump

jump

that smells worse than that old milk

carton in the back of the fridge

oh hey techno head why don't you time

slam back a little farther huh say

prehistoric times have an up-close and

personal encounter with a dinosaur hmm

very amusing you street sharks thought

you could sabotage my plans to perfect

the world with my airborne virus

we still got time to stop you d-day

isn't till new year's eve

ah but there's been a slight change in

plans

the virus is ready now and you street

shark shall be patient zero tomorrow

night humanity shall irrevocably change

and today you shall become the first of

this marvelous new race

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hahaha

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well well the belligerent street shark

is now an obsequious mollusk

i am at your command master

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i command you to lead the mecca sharks

to your brother's hideout and destroy

them

go

and you my paleolithic predecessor you

have one hour to finish formulating that

virus

if you fail i shall send you back to the

real paleolithic age you arrogant

automaton without me you would not exist

irrefutable proof that genius can

originate from the simplest beginnings

now get back to work

you look like a doctor giving bypass

surgery to a tv set you've been at this

all night yep

the thing's indestructible

really except at the joints piranha

didn't bother protecting them with armor

plating jawsome benz that's what we're

laying for

whoa dude you have been busy

you're awesome puffed up and ready for

battle cool

we're gonna be slimenoid's worst mecco

nightmare

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jab

i was just over downtown i saw jab he's

coming this way all right jab he busted

out all on his own

no

he's been saviated

mediated it gets worse guys

i just downloaded the spot's memory bank

he's programmed to start spreading the

airborne virus today creepazoid jumped

the g*n and jabs the first victim we

gotta find him wait guys

we can crack this virus if you can get

me a sample of jab's dna to send to your

father asap you got it now let's hop in

and find jab shouldn't be hard he was

leading an army of mecco sharks straight

to your door

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listen oh man i see it but i don't

believe it jab is one of them well not

for long we'll get him back

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time to try out our new toys

this awesome

must capture street sharks

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don't you remember me guess not

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stay on jab

oh i like that get up so i can hit you

again

the joy slam man aim for the joint

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finally got you giant

thanks guys

jodacious work streaks

let's hope dad could figure out an

antivirus in time

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okay bens it's ready for transfer

coming at you dr bolton this is a dna

breakdown we took from jab saliva hope

it does the trick i'll get back to you

as soon as i have some results i better

get back to the battle outside i can see

we need to buy ourselves some time

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groundbreaking way to travel

your father has the dna sample but he

needs time you're solanimous thrashing

mako sharks is what i call fun

let's get at him slammer we seem to have

an endless supply

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shirts

okay got it let me see what i can do

with this

let's hope this works

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techno piranha has a few loose screws

he's a future doctor p with a shorter

fuse a paranoian gene destroying evil

dude who wants to turn the street sharks

into ferrata food metal headaches are

attracting and the future's looking dim

but the dawson four are diving in

chicken fins crushing tears in the

recycling bins

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and deviated

his dna abbreviated

they've turned him loose against his kin

to go head to head and bend the fin

some were down

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history

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history

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history

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history

it's the airborne virus he's really

going to do it we've run out of time

i'll check on ben's

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straight sharks your inevitable destiny

shall finally be realized at long last

you shall serve me and your own brother

jab shall deliver you to me

go

transform your brothers administer their

destiny transform brothers i said go

do it

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he doesn't want to do it

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this should work it has to work

chapel need this

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spray them do it now

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do it

fight it chester we're your family

job

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hurry

check this out

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yes sarcasm

all right yeah

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no

check it out they're disappearing

technohead's future is unraveling we've

saved the future

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what a mess

not quite as bad as the mess piranha

i've made in the future

happy new year guys

to an ungene slammed future to dan to

ben's to all jawsome dudes into

food princess

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deep