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02x17 - Shark Jacked

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x17 - Shark Jacked

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the best

screenshots

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foreign

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Ryan your brother died a hero serving

his country we all loved him very much

but he's gone now no they never found

him they didn't even try Ryan please

come back

he could still be out there someplace

I'm here for you little brother but I

don't dare get any closer not till I

understand what I've become finally I

found mantaman's Achilles heel grab that

boy

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I no

no oh

ah

whoa Manta man hold it

macaronoid let him go I know how much

follow these instructions exactly and

the boy will be fine don't worry Ryan

how do you know my name

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I'll save you little brother

it's all my fault I should never have

put my family in Jeopardy like that I'm

sorry I got you guys out of bed hey

that's what buds are for besides sharks

don't really sleep absolutely

yeah yeah speak for yourselves

so let's see this note perrano I gave

you to get Ryan back peranoid wants you

to hijack two Jets yes one will be

carrying the leader of Latonia and the

other has to coach name president aboard

they're meeting President horn tomorrow

aren't they some kind of peace talks

we'd better wake Dave Dave the president

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it's an honor to meet you man to man

it's an honor to meet you Mr President

you were one of our best astronauts and

we all owe you a debt of gratitude for

stopping paranoid's grain maker scheme

thank you sir

so bronoid wants you to hijack the

lutonian and coaching presidents for

their private jets yes question is why

those two countries Mr press Latonia and

coach now have been thrashing each other

for years right right each claim

ownership of the uranium mines sitting

on their border uranium you think

parents building a b*mb nah a b*mb's not

Dr propazoid style it's got to be

something bigger one thing certain where

the leaders of both those countries

missing the area is going to be in chaos

the perfect opportunity for Dr P to get

his hooks on that uranium that Maniac

must be stopped but good this time man a

man I'll give you the coordinates of a

secret Airfield where you can hide the

planes after you've hijacked them excuse

me sir did you say hijack them yeah

exactly

storm

but what is that

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South Southwest I've got it in sight

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I do not believe what I am seeing we are

being Sky checked

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okay they're below radar range detonate

on my Mark got to rip my Surface

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stop

Danielle I've got that story I told you

about this will be the most fantabulous

story of your career

right the south coast of Iceland just

keep an eye on Dr Paradigm I'll be in

touch

how dare you hijack my jet you I knew

you must be behind this outrage me I had

nothing to do with this this creature is

working for you

wait now hold on if you'll just calm

down I'll explain everything everything

okay

be worse

I can't think of what that could be stop

that

gentleman please on to the coach neon

lutonium border right yeah action time

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what are you doing anyway what is that

thing I'm glad you asked boy what you

are witnessing is history in the making

this is the Genesis satellite the answer

to the world's woes I shall explode it

in the stratosphere transforming the

entire world into genetically sound

creatures of my design you mean like him

you're a maniac mister

foreign

are missing after their planes

apparently crashed into each other in a

freak accident over Southern Iceland

crashed most authentic Manta man the two

leaders were on route to peace talks

with President horn

they had recently called a ceasefire

between their two countries at her

brutal seven-year w*r tensions are

mounting in the two countries president

horn is pleading for calm until the two

men's Fates are known ah excellent while

their guard is down I get their uranium

to power my satellite kilimari watch the

brat Kentucky Reptil come with me man to

man's gonna stop you

man to man but he's the one who brought

down those chips only cause you made him

you wacko shut up boy or I'll cross your

DNA with this sea slug they don't talk

much

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go quickly give me my uranium

thank you

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time to kick some Thin

you've finished slimozoid we got this

whole sick little Caper on tape story

chops I was wondering when you'd turn up

terribly sorry but taping me will do no

good wanna tell me why Dr para abnormal

simple that taste

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it's history and so are you doubtful

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that sounds great in the guild

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take them into the mind

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steer them inside by the time you escape

the world shall have realized genetic

Perfection and there will be nothing you

Street shots can do to stop me

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is it done

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far farewell Street

foreign

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got any ideas Benz well I still got my

camera battery maybe I could rig it to

Short Circuit the force field anything's

worth a try

here goes dudes

oh hey something's happening do it again

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Five Little Pigs

Manta man it's ripster the uranium mines

are lithonius they happen for 50 years

before which that region was all kuchnia

for over a hundred years

I can barely hear you do you mind speak

up ripster we just heard Brando it's

giving a press conference try and tune

in if you have a radio or TV

how does the Genesis satellite work Dr

paradigm

Genesis satellite is quite simply the

answer to the world's woes once

activated in the stratosphere it will

emit what I call a universal inoculation

Universal inoculation let's just say the

human race will never again suffer from

disease or any other human frailties the

Genesis satellite will usher in a whole

new era for mankind yeah a new era of

monsters like you

man-to-man will stop him or the Street

Sharks will somebody has to how about a

shot of you with the satellite before

its launched would you step in a little

closer certainly

Ben's Danielle uh a bit farther it'll be

a much better shot how's this

great that's great Dr paradigm

from Arizona

satellite so that's what parabizoid is

up to

denbar Airfield 15 miles Southwest of

Phoenix hurry gotcha Danielle we're on

our way

yes ripster I'll leave right away these

Paradigm please

that is my country's uranium it won't

matter whose uranium it is if he

launches that satellite I have to go

someone will be here for you soon

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four three two one

foreign

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and snag that rocket let's do it

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games of punkazoid we're shutting you

down permanently start taping Danielle

these criminals are trying to stop my

humanitarian efforts

humanitarian don't make me laugh

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let's bring up the real you piranha face

ah

come on Paranoid show the world that

toothy gritty yours

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you getting all this live feed Coast to

Coast

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now we'll never catch it

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foreign

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because

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any idea how to stop this thing

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she's awesome definitely

surprise

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a serious thrashing

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foreign

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said his Genesis satellite would end all

the world's woes this was what was

inside ladies and gentlemen enough

genetic contaminants to deform every

human on earth don't listen to this

genetic freak he's a liar and a hijacker

I have the proof right here this tape is

the last transmission from the liptonian

and cochney and Jess this crazed

monstrosity caused them to crash he's no

monstrosity he's my brother Terence

Morton the astronaut oh

Ryan how did you know your voice seemed

kind of familiar and then I kind of knew

my brother I knew you were alive I just

knew it this is preposterous this

creature is a hijacker and this take

will prove it it's bogus per Animaniac

Ben's recorded that tape to fool you

that's right the presidents of coachnia

in Latonia are alive and well see for

yourself

man the man is a hero for once we

agreement a man forced us to start

talking and end the madness between our

two countries news to me Dr Paradigm not

only masterminded this hijacking and

kidnapped this poor boy but he's also a

traitor to his country he jean-washed

vice president Russell in hopes of

destroying my presidency and thankfully

the vice president is now recuperating

just any comment Dr Paradigm that's

absurd ridiculously

arrest that man

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whoa

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oh five minutes

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may I join this celebration

it's awesome yeah you got it Ryan Joshua

Terry oh Terry you're back I'm not

really Terry it's complicated I don't

care what's happened to you you will

always be my son I'll always be close by

it's like man to man isn't too

comfortable in his own skin yet well hey

we've all been there right yeah sure

sooner or later he'll figure out who he

is the guy's a hero that's who he is we

couldn't have bagged bronoid without him

speaking of which I wonder what Dr

schizoid and his sea slugs are doing now

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dig your whole stick back

when I get out of here those Street

Sharks are going to pay

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thank you

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