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03x02 - Sharkotic Reaction

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

03x02 - Sharkotic Reaction

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the best

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[Applause]

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thank you

we're coming up on Earth excellent

Raptor Central here we come final

systems check indicates all weapons in

optimal operating conditions Dynamite

ready for battle

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um

ready for seconds seconds more like a

hundred and seconds

shark alert guys president horns on the

line are you

are you a raptor time could be when we

had a rumble with bad rap at Arecibo he

got a signal off into space and he swore

more Raptors would be coming what do you

want us to do sir

find out their intentions you got it sir

we're on our way

time to thrash some dino trash

they're coming right at us alien craft

identify yourself

yeah that's one ugly Dino mug gotta be

one of bad raps buds EarthCraft Stand

Down repeat Stand Down hey this is our

galaxy is scaly space lizard and you are

definitely not welcome last one

good do not interfere I got one answer

for that

hold on guys we don't know for sure

their intentions are hostile

what have you flipped your fin look if

we have to thrash him we thrash them but

first I want to know exactly who and

what we're dealing with and if they

don't stop

is that unpeaceful enough for you

this thing was a lot easier to maneuver

when it didn't have a hole in it

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they're booking yeah straight for Earth

stay with them rip I've got a little

surprise for our visitors

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Welcome To Earth Dino freaks have a

blast happy Landing

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not in a short minute we're finding

those guys and I'm getting some answers

there look

Ben's up Bros

don't smell any dinosaurs me neither

they're around here someplace been out

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huh what

ah

just what do you think you're doing

since you demolished our ship we're

taking yours you're not taking anything

except a hike out of the Galaxy courtesy

of me who knows and me fossil face ditto

hacksaw head we don't have time for this

we've got a planet to save listen you

overgrown lizard

did you say a planet to save

A Primitive craft but we can make do

what do you mean a planet to save

I've got it if you'll get off my ship

it's not your ship extinctobrain now

explain yourself we're Intergalactic

Dino Avengers stay out of our way and we

might be able to save your planet from

some very dangerous Outlaws You're Gonna

Save Earth

from whom a heinous g*ng of

Velociraptors led by a creep named

that fits

foreign

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your inferior communication systems have

failed wrong einst dinosaur we've lost

our satellite feeds and I know why

check it out guys it's more Raptor Riff

Raff Dynamite I'm gonna wreck those

Raptors no this EarthCraft is no match

for a raptor have a cruiser this shifted

pretty well against you as I recall whoa

that's okay

you need to go ahead and bail the Earth

saving to the expert

s

taking this ship down before we're

knocked down

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out of the way scale fate

I say

fish

foreign

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rule number one this is our planet and

you Dino wretches are our guests

understood if you want to catch these

Raptor Outlaws you cooperate with us

fine but the first time you fishes mess

up the dino Avengers take over hey Crow

brain we're not fish we're the

Street Sharks wow what a mess must have

been quite the tussle up there guys

you captured the dinosaurs then where's

bad rap no Benz these guys are here to

capture bad rap and his ruthless g*ng

these guys say bad raps been thrashing

the whole galaxy for like centuries they

want to take them home to pay for their

crimes well in that case I'm Ben's

I'm Tebow this is steaks Spike and

Bullseye hey if you're gonna help me

save the planet might as well get to

know some of its best qualities

tell us some ideas slam man

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I'm not a carnivore there's an

appropriate nourishment for me actually

it's inappropriate nourishment for

carnivores oh that's cool that's cool

bud we'll get you a veggie burger next

time

me it's more for me I bet they don't

have stuff like this on your planet

no not anymore

the Raptors destroyed everything we used

to be like the soft skins here but we

were no match for the Raptors they

plundered our world and terrorized our

people the four of us volunteered for

genetic ultratic upgrades so we could

fight back and end the Raptors reign of

terror each of our ancestries were

enhanced our DNA resembles your ancient

Triceratops stegosaurus Pteranodon and

Tyrannosaurus Rex just like us except we

didn't volunteer we tracked bad rap from

one galaxy to another and finally had

him captured but in a fluke occurrence

he escaped we thought he perished in

your Andes Mountains a few centuries ago

until we intercepted his signal to his

g*ng

then we realized he'd survived and was

free again rest easy guys we took care

of bad rap once and we'll do it again

yes but you let him get away we won't

make that mistake but you already did

didn't you

foreign

nice my country will buy a dozen of

those

wear a blade and Spinner they should be

here by now

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make that two dozen

foreign

just like old times what is this I

almost feel warm for you yes

it passed why didn't you work this

morons come looking for me

I'm dead he searched for centuries

Raptors this edit is right for

plundering

harass and trash time just show me where

to spit

I have this diabolically clever plan

attack them with their own weapons

they'll think they're being attacked by

their own kind

w*r with each other and then this planet

with the hours what when do I get to

start spinning fire the missiles

destination Washington Moscow Tokyo

let's get this little cataclysmic Global

Annihilation show on the road

a Russian Warhead is heading straight

for Washington and two more missiles are

head for Moscow and Tokyo I don't know

who could be doing this I do sounds like

bad rap is back in Action he's used this

boy to take over other planets Miss Mr

President before you do anything give us

a shot of taking out those missiles

world is counting on you Street Sharks

if this poor world is counting on you

you need a lot more than luck you need

Dynamite

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for such a primordial race

Spike and I'll destroy bad rap ship and

his m*ssile guidance system stopping the

missiles at the source I've got a better

idea you and me will take on bad rap and

the others will go after the missiles

that way I could keep my eye on you fine

but feel free to get out of my way

anytime you think you've bitten off more

than you can chew you'll be waiting a

long time there's nothing the Street

Sharks can't chew

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oh there are two missiles to eradicate

factoring in trajectory and AirSpeed it

appears we will only get one crack at

interception yeah and we're gonna blow

it if we waste any more time on your

Picayune calculations

you're fired without aiming let's just

say I caught it

my turn

thank you

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[Applause]

all right next stop Tokyo

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the missiles have separated under

currently one minute six and four

hundred seconds from Impact great uh

Spike and I'll nuke him you guys broke

it to Moscow oh that is if you're up to

the challenge you're on little fishy no

sea creature can top a triceratops

it's awesome Dino tabulous

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we're almost out of time I'm locked on

to the coordinates of both missiles you

just gonna sit there and blow bubbles or

are you gonna fire

yo status update Street Sharks disable

all but once sir it's over Moscow if it

gets through don't worry sir rips drills

up that last m*ssile huh dream on the

only one who can stop it is Tebow

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only a few more minutes

fail no chance lizard lips the only way

to bad rap ship is to go in through the

GCR conduit you're kidding that's like

crawling up the barrel of a g*n a very

large g*n

such fun my old Arch Enemy T-Bone and my

new watch enemy ripster I get to destroy

them both at once

sure hope you know what you're doing it

takes five seconds for the GCR emitter

to recycle after each shot it's our only

chance to get inside

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look the wrap trash sure have been busy

can't wait to use them all on you

um

whoa

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hey

well I've been a fin T-Bone

okay five and a paw come on don't leave

me hanging

hurry we've gotta find the m*ssile

guidance controls this way

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shark attack

Dino Charge

hey come back here

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audacious Ingenuity dude five in a

fillet five in a thin fossil face sheesh

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in five seconds the m*ssile will

demolish Moscow

not anymore you just jumped your last

circuit board blowfish

you don't have to wreck your ship on our

account yeah we'll do it for you

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it's awesome

jawson hmm

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I love this struck sequence ship it

blows in 30 seconds sorry gotta run

we gotta get out of here tell me about

it

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it's full of their Dino kind them to

Raptor rabbit's World Behind that rap

will rule the universe

foreign

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final reference

so how'd you like that veggie burger

Stags you're absolutely correct slammu

there is only one word to accurately

describe this tantalizing delicacy

Johnson

I guess we don't make such a bad team

not as bad as would be expected

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huh I can see it hey with the rip

meister's leader Whoa stop right there

dolphin boy T-Bone is number one the

dinosaur you got that not in a short

minute yeah T-Bone could lead a marching

band and ripster could give me a break

whoever heard of a seafood leader hey

pal we're not Seafood we're the Street

Sharks

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thank you

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