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03x08 - Shark-apolypse Now!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

03x08 - Shark-apolypse Now!

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the last

three shots

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screenshots screenshots

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I'm an awesome time

all right yeah

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girl where are those guys I'm so hungry

I can eat the scales off a raptor sorry

no scale Burgers here

all right about time I'm scarred okay

try it now

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historical moment

why would your people create such

terrible biological weapons in the first

place it's me I guess they figure they

could win Wars by making the other guys

sick enough to give up but then the

other countries retaliate with their own

viruses and everyone would be sick it

isn't logical well tell me about it what

really matters is that the world leaders

have finally wised up and agreed to get

rid of the stuff once and for all but

how they're taking it to a top secret

facility to be safely destroyed

president horns asked us to guard the

place and make sure nothing goes wrong

speaking of which we should be getting

ready to haul Finn

do you really think we can repair this

hunk of junk Dino vendor technology is

so primitive

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well I think I've got the communications

console running

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day a day our children and our

children's children will always remember

for today we have agreed to eradicate

all biological weapons forever they are

destroying them are they insane I say we

get our claws on them before they have a

chance

just spread around a few viruses and

everyone will be too sick to stop us

from doing whatever we want

including those three sharks and Dino

Avengers if only we knew where they're

taking the stuff

I might be able to help you with that

you how finding out where the biological

material is being taken isn't a problem

acquiring it will be soft Skins are no

match for us usually yes but believe me

Security will be unprecedented well

we'll just have to find a way in

hmm I know a way the government is

secretly holding a nearly Invincible

alien idiot who do you think deployed

him to this planet in the first place

that alien is just like the monkeys in

your space program set out to explore

the solar system he

with all sorts of life support monitors

and data Gathering equipment we sent him

to your Galaxy to see if he could

survive here how would you like to use

him again to feel those biological

materials

to but he's extremely dangerous

unpredictable impossible to control

maybe for you I've just completed the

simulated testing on my new mind control

chip I need a test monkey as you say to

test it on you

you bring the alien under my control

we've Raptor strength and cunning we can

break into the facility and recruit the

alien

the idea has Merit hats will go with you

keep a close eye on him

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everybody set

speak to me rip it's Dave I'm glad I

caught you Mr President is something

wrong at the disposal site no it's the

alien I'm worried about someone's broken

into the facility where it's constrained

the syrup that thing gets loose again I

know that's why I called you I'll facts

it's top secret location to you in

transit please hurry we're on it sir but

rip what about the biological collection

site we can't be in both places at once

we'll have to split up cover all our

bases

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sure

look at all these alien creatures yes

all in their peaceful cryogenic sleep

until I awake them

I thought you were just going to implant

the chip in this one if our experiment

succeeds don't you think bad will want

more of these indestructible creatures

look around you he could have a whole

Army of them

yeah I will well we'll just get on with

it

excellent body temperature and

respiration returning to normal

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we'll soon find out

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he doesn't look under control to me say

hello to your distant cousin he's not my

cousin stop

what I did it now disable the pod

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excellent now one last experiment

subdue the Raptor

wait a second

doctor come on you proved your point

stop him take him outside make sure he

doesn't get away

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with these aliens no one will be able to

stop me and we're here to make sure that

doesn't happen

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how'd I know we'd find you here for Avis

Lloyd or should I say iguanazoid

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what have you done restrain them all of

them now

wanna fight drool face coming at you is

that any way to talk to a lady the lady

needs to learn some manners

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ah

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play that game slam

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that was too easy

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all right

thanks big guy I owe you one hey where'd

they go

I better tell Preston horn he's not

going to like this

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look security looks kid it certainly

does but I won't feel secure until all

that dangerous biological material is

incinerated

I know what you mean

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well major bio nightmare better take up

positions

it'll be out for hours

wow glorious isn't it

how are we gonna trash this planet the

only trashing going on today is the your

story scales

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you know what's in those barrels

careful

oh no

oh

my God

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I'll notify president horn

hello rip I've been trying to reach you

so noid was here and he got

he got a couple of aliens yeah

oh

I gotta go bro

about time get us out of here round of

our guests for me

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the Mind Control chip works

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actually came in handy

foreign

nice turn of events huh it only gets

worse if I could direct your attention

to the Raptor over there

there's enough virus in that file to

make people very very sick we're a

hundred mile radius

good work hacks strap on a gas mask and

drop the vial no you can't don't do it

I said do it hex no

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do it hacks drop the vial no I don't

think so put it backpacks

what hex do as I say no you haven't

quite grasped the situation have you oh

well it is to be expected from a lower

life form like yourself how how dare you

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belong to me now including hacks you

double-crossed me why you with an old

iguana puss

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foreign

guys no the canisters all those

chemicals

we gotta get out of here those canisters

are gonna blow

yeah well

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no time to wake champ follow us

sharktime

move it

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well at least all those terrible

biological weapons were incinerated

that's something but who knows how much

branoids got away with a new sign of bad

rap and spitter huh better call the

president

huh busy

I don't get it president Horn's Line's

been busy for hours I guess I'll give it

one more try

president horn hi yes we're all fine but

Slimer so it got away with enough

biological formula to sicken half the

planet well I wouldn't be about him it

worked Phyllis thanks so much for all

your help huh say what excuse me what

but he's got two aliens in one of the

Raptors

contact the Pentagon they'll take it

from here thanks again guys

this doesn't make any sense

all right I've done everything you asked

no there's still much to be done well I

won't be a party to any more of it

no you seem to have forgotten who's in

charge here you will do as I say I run

the country now and soon I will rule the

world you'll never get away with this I

already have

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is this normal no way they just shut

down the internet president horns

declared martial law well that doesn't

sound like Dave I think we need to go to

Washington and find out for ourselves

what's going on

Buffalo ID

that you want to bet you'll find

Arch coming with us

nope I've got an idea how to deal with

those aliens but it's going to take some

time

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foreign

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this Insanity has to stop doctor

president Paradigm has a nice ring to it

doesn't it though his Royal Majesty King

Paradigm sounds good too a more fitting

name for the sole ruler of the entire

planet you have some calls to make to

all those world leaders to warn them

about the biological threat endangering

them all so it is iguanazoid we have to

stop him before President horn makes

those calls

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get them

what is your security staff he made me

dismiss them and Evacuate the city

we're no match for them

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yes watch it

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sorry about the furniture sir uh no no

problem what's wrong with you get up

stop them that's your job do it sorry

your green card just expired

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work looks like the good guys are

winning get back in here no destroy them

did you hear me I said destroy them

they're ruining my plans what are you

doing what's wrong with this thing

get away from me I command you I command

you to capture paranoi and restrain him

ah

let me go you can't do this I am the

president now you've just been impeached

and now you're going to jail made your

cool benzarino build yourself a bigger

better transponder that's about it

locked into his radio frequency and

voila I've got myself my very own Space

Cadets now the question is what to do

with them oh I got a few ideas

thank you

99 drool twins sweet dreams

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and what about him I wish there was some

way he could make up for all the trouble

he's caused your planet well maybe there

is

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wow look at him IQ scramble time just

get him in here spinner

now get us as far away from this

miserable little planet as we can get

yes commander where to I don't care pick

a Galaxy there's a whole universe out

there to be conquered

yeah

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thank you

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deep

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