01x15 - Yukon Con/Doubt of Africa

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

I, ned the elephant,
do hereby call to order

this meeting of
the "good luck club"

or rather, the remaining
members of the good luck club.

Ned! You know ned, this good
luck club of yours is falling apart!

I mean, it used to be
great and everything,

but then... then you found that!

That evil, horrible,
cursed, unlucky jar!

- It's not that unlucky.
- Not that unlucky?

Do you remember Goldie,
the smiling crocodile?

He caught that unlucky
disease and all his teeth fell out!

He's now broke and had to
move back with his mother!

And Horatio the hippo, you know?

The big, fat, happy,
jolly ha, ha, ha Horatio?

Remember when he took
those weight gain pills?

They were really
weight loss pills!

I have this feelin',
man, this unlucky feeling

that something really horrible...
Is gonna happen to me!

Aah! That's it!

I'm getting as far away from
that cursed jar as possible!

Oh, dear. Oh, dear,
oh, dear. He's right!

Here, buggy, buggy, buggy! Oh!

There's one! Oh!

Oh, a little panther kitten!

And you're so cute
and small and all alone.

You're probably all lost
and hungry too, huh?

Timon! I've got a surprise
you're absolutely going to love!

Not now, Pumbaa, I'm
busy! Hey! Listen to this.

"If a black cat crosses your
path, bad luck will follow."

Make a note of that, pal.
Don't go near any black cats

or anything which remotely
resembles a black cat.

Aye, aye, uh...

Gee, Timon, how come all of a
sudden you're so super suspicious?

Why? I'll tell ya why, Pumbaa.

Because earlier today, I was
talking to ned the elephant...

Tell me, Timon, why do you
want to join my good luck club?

Are you kiddin'? I've
seen you lucky guys before.

You find money lyin' on the
ground! You've always got food!

And no one never,
ever gets sick.

Being lucky is so... lucky!

Now what do I
have to do to join?

Do you have any
idea what this is?

Uh... a piece of junk?

No! This is the
legendary lucky jar.

It is the most sacred and treasured
possession of the good luck club!

The lucky club manifesto decrees

that if you can keep the
lucky jar from breaking

for one whole day,

you can join our
good luck club clique.

So you see, Pumbaa,
today has turned out

to be the most
important day of my life!

I can't let anything
happen to... The lucky jar!

Oh gee, Timon,
shouldn't you try to

protect the jar with
soft, comfy pillows,

so that if it fell, it
would not break?

Yes, Pumbaa. And
as you can see, I have!

But just because it is
safe from natural disasters

doesn't mean it is safe
from supernatural disasters

such as bad luck!

Oh, you don't
really believe all that

super-duper superstitious
good luck, bad luck stuff, do ya?

Of course I do! Why?

You didn't bring home
an irresistibly cute

little black cat full
of bad luck, did ya?

Uh, no...

So? What did you bring me?

A minute ago, you
said you had a surprise.

So what is it, what is it?

Uhh... Nothin'!
Uh, yeah. Nothin'.

Well, are you surprised
I brought you nothin'?

Pumbaa, maybe in the distant,
long time from now future,

they'll have a machine
capable of deciphering

that jumbled mess
you call a brain.

Yipe!

Ooh!

The lucky jar!

No!

Pumbaa, catch me!

I got you! I got you! I
don't got you! I got you!

Oh, it's inevitable, is it?

I don't understand it.

A phantom marching
band, a secret m*ssile silo...

Pumbaa, I think we're
the unwilling victims

of a really bad patch
of really bad luck.

Why does this have
to happen to me?

And on today of all days.

Hey, what's with you?

Nothin'.

Good. Now, lets see,

I know I haven't
done anything unlucky.

So, it must be
something you did!

Me?

Pumbaa you didn't bring home

anything unlucky while you
were wandering around, did you?

Hmm. How odd.

You're absolutely
sure you didn't find,

do, see, or touch
anything unlucky?

No. Honest.

Why are you standing
up on twos like that?

Uh, I heard that if a warthog
stands with his front hooves

behind his back, it's good luck.

Good luck? Good
luck! Good thinkin'!

We gotta make some good
luck to counter-react the bad luck.

I'm gonna go get
some lucky stuff.

I've now placed the lucky jar on
top of this pile of lucky Holly berries

and circled it with lucky horseshoes
and located some lucky rabbit's feet.

We gotta wear these
seven four-leafed clovers

threaded on the seven
strands of white tiger hair.

And we must cover ourselves
with a fine mist of crocodile tears.

Now, for the "coupe de
gracies"... I'll fill the lucky jar

with extra delicious lucky milk
from the lucky cows of lucky land.

- Milk?
- Did you say something?

I said, uh

I said, uh...

No, I didn't say anything.

Good. Now, take my
hand and help me perform

the secret polkawaltz
of extremely good luck.

What?

No!

So! A black cat.

Pumbaa, how could you?

Hiding a black cat
right behind my back,

right under my nose
and right before my eyes,

without even letting me know?

I couldn't possibly protect myself
from bad luck of this magnitude.

Oh, no. Ned will
ridicule me mercilessly.

Mercilessly. Oh, I'm doomed.

D, o, double 'm' doomed.

Unless I glue it back
together and fool ned.

Yeah, great idea.

I'll glue the lucky
jar back together.

Oh, boy!

And you... take that cat
back to where you found it.

Oh, boo.

Tsk tsk.

Timon, Timon, Timon...

Did you really
expect this to fool me?

Well, that was the idea.

You'll never get into
the good luck club now.

Let me take a moment to
point at you and laugh derisively.

Are ya through?

Mmm, no. That wasn't
quite satisfying enough.

I think I'll go proclaim
from the highest cliff

for all the animals to hear,

what an incredibly
unlucky loser you are.

Better luck next time.

Crud.

Uh oh!

Black cat crossing path!

Well, at least I
got rid of that jar.

Oh, no.

Hey, you just saved me from
some major humiliation, kiddo.

I guess you're not
such bad luck after all.

Yay.

In the sky, I see one sun,

but it feels like 101.

♪ Pinta pinta raska reezee ♪

♪ make Rafiki cool and breezy ♪

That is better.

Nefu!

What are you doing here?

Were you spying
on your uncle Rafiki?

No, I wasn't spying.
I was just, um...

Watching you
without you knowing.

Interesting distinction.

Where is your mother and father?

They went for a getaway
weekend in the vine country.

And you didn't want to go?

Duh. Are you kiddin'? I
wanted to stay with you.

Pick up a few new tricks.

You know, draw the way you do.

Concoct all those neat
potions to make myself taller.

Figure out how to use
this great stick of yours.

Does it come with
batteries or do you plug it in?

Hold on. Hold on, my
little one-man "mansoon."

Magic can be dangerous.

And its power is a gift
worthy of great respect.

Well, excuse me for thinkin' you were
the coolest uncle a guy could ever have.

And for wanting
to be just like you.

Is this true?

Do you really want to be
just like your old uncle Rafiki

and learn about my magic?

If it's not too much trouble.

What's down there?

- Nothing.
- Huh?

See for yourself.

See? Nothing.

Empty as a hyena's tear duct.

Or as they say, plum out.

- Plum out of what?
- My golden gourds.

Very powerful.

The key to my magic they are.

And it's time to
restock the shelves.

Well, where do we get 'em?

You follow old Rafiki.

Don't these trees
grow any closer?

No, only here.

The gathering of the
gourds is a high honor.

And gathering these gourds
will give me magical powers?

Absolutely. And perhaps
a little something more.

Now, you take these
gourds, go back to my tree,

place them on the shelves,
then return back here

and get some more gourds. Then
go back there, then come back here,

then go back there,
then come back here,

then back there, then back here,

♪ a Santa sana, pick a gourda ♪

♪ walka walka get some more ♪

♪ Santa sana squash banana ♪

Hey, aren't you gonna help?

Huh? Me? Oh, no, no, no, no.

This is no work for an
old baboon like Rafiki.

I have, um, stars to count.

Stars? But it's the
middle of the day?

Well, uh, well then my job will
be that much harder, won't it?

Now, you get to your gourd gathering
and learn well my related pupil.

Learn well.

These better give
me magic powers.

The stupid vine country
is lookin' better and better.

Whoa!

Cool.

Gee, I don't feel
any more magical.

But it sure looks
like I've been tricked.

Tricked into doing
uncle Rafiki's chores.

Whoa.

Powers of Rafiki,
make me the master,

help me do this silly
job a little bit faster.

Huh? What?

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, this thing's
really got a kick to it.

Roses and Rosemary,
curs mixed with curry,

let's get this gourd
business done in a hurry!

Wow!

Head 'em up and move 'em out.

Alright, send 'em down.

Good job! Now...
go get the next guy.

There... that was easy.

This magic stuff's not
so dangerous after all.

Hey!

That's enough gourds!
You can stop now!

I said, that we have.
Enough. Gourds.

Look, the shelves
are all full, so we...

Oh, well, guess he
got the message.

Hey!

I said stop it! Stop
it or you're firewood!

Forces of nature,
send me a whack,

so I won't get in trouble
when my uncle comes back.

That's enough! Hey, this is
startin' to get way out of hand.

Oh hoo! Some weather, huh?

Looks like it's going
to rain lions and wolves.

Is something wrong
with the weather?

Oh, the heavens
must be very angry.

Hmm.

Something deep in my Rafiki
bones tells me you had some help.

No, no, no, uncle Rafiki.
I did it all by myself.

A walking tree.

Now that's got me stumped.

You haven't by any chance
seen my walking stick, have you?

I seem to have misplaced it.

Uh, stick? Uh huh, what stick?

I certainly hope nothing
has happened to it.

That stick was given to
me by my grandfather,

who got it from his grandfather,
who got it from his grandfather,

who used it to bridge a gorge,

saving our entire peoples
from being trampled

by a herd of angry ostriches!

No stick in the world has been
as useful to me as that stick.

I'd say I'd even
give my life for it.

Okay, okay, okay!

But I only used it a little bit.

And then the tree wouldn't
stop and the wind was blowing,

and it got snapped in two.

I'm sorry, uncle Rafiki. I'll
never mess with magic again.

No need for tears, nefu.

But... but you said,

oh, I say lots of things. I'm an
old, rambling baboon, you know.

Now, come there, nefu.
We must right the wrong.

Neeka jenga Rama taos,
stick of wonder help me now.

All the power you can muster,
rave against the snow and bluster.

Circle of time spin back and
fast to wipe away the foolish past.

Return the creatures
to their elements.

Especially to silly elephants.

Sorry about the
mess I made of things.

But one things for sure,
you're not gonna run out

of gourds for a while.

Too many, they must go back.

- Huh?
- The extra gourds,

they must be
returned to the grove.

And you are going to do it.

Me?

Yes, yes, and look here. Look.

Perhaps some help.

That's part of your old stick.

And perhaps there's a little
pintsized magic left inside.

Just remember, its power is
a gift, worthy of great respect.

And now that you've
learned your lesson,

I give this gift to you.

Maybe you can use your new stick

to help you get the
gourds back to the grove.

Nah, I think I'll do
this chore on my own.

Very wise, my dear
nefu. Very wise.

Nefu!

Sorry.