02x03 - Klondike Con/Isle Find Out

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Hey, Timon, you got a letter.

It says it's from the
meerkitten society.

Gee, what do you suppose it is?

Nothing.

Aah!

Hi, Timon.

Is that another
one of those letters

that says you never
passed your manhood test?

- No.
- Timon, it's me, Pumbaa.

Talk to me, pal.

Oh, Pumbaa, I never
passed my manhood test.

So I'm still a...

A... a meerkitten.

What are you
looking at, you mook?

Oh, poor Timon.

Ha ha ha!

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

You're such a
cute little kitten.

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ because he never
passed his manhood test ♪

♪ and he hates to be
called a meerkitten ♪

♪ but that's what he is ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

Hey, pal, passing a manhood
test ain't like passing gas.

It's tough.

First, you gotta earn every
stinking badge in this book,

then get everything
signed and approved

by an official jungle
manhood test judge.

And do you know how hard
it is to find one of those guys?

Pumbaa?

Now you have no excuse for
not passing your manhood test.

I'll say! Just sign for these
badges, and, presto, I'm a man.

I'm going to pretend I
didn't hear that, Timon.

I can only sign when you have
completed every requirement

to my total and
uncompromising satisfaction.

Fine. Forget it.

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

Give me that book!

Yay.

Square knot.

Anchor knot.

French knot.

Slip knot.

Granny knot.

Perfect. Now where's Pumbaa?

Oh, poor little puppet.

Now you are a real boy.

Aah! Ew.

Whoo-hoo!

Now I can run and play
like the other children.

Carving wood chips
doesn't count, Timon.

Huh?

But I carved a puppet boy.

In fact, I... I carved a...
a hundred puppet boys.

Well, you've just
earned your lying badge.

- Bon appetit, Pumbaa.
- But I don't like cake, Timon.

Just sign the book.

Done and done.

Gee, I'd sure like
to help you, Timon.

No, no, that's okay.

- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

But I'm a professional.

We know, Pumbaa, we know.

I am the evil fire-breathing
genie of the stick and whatnot.

You have unleashed me
from an ancient slumber.

Now I am off to
conquer the world.

See youse.

Now you have to identify
each and every star by name.

What do you call
that star, Timon?

- A falling star?
- Very good.

To earn your 50-mile hike
badge, you have to hike 50 miles.

- Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
- Wearing this.

Whoa! Whoa! Aah! Ooh! Eee!

Only 49 miles to go!

Congratulations, Timon.
You're almost done.

Yep, well, I have to say,
I'm feeling pretty manly.

That's good,

'cause you still got
one challenge left,

the cave of manhood!

Abandon hope, all
you who enter here.

This means you.

Ain't no way I'm going in there!

Timon, you can't run away
from your need to be a man.

Sure I can.

But look at all the brave,
manly things you just did.

Surely you can face
that little old cave.

No, I can't.

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ na na na na na ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ dum be dum de na na ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ na na na na na ♪

♪ Timon is a meerkitten ♪

♪ hum be dum de na na ♪

Okay! I'll go in
the stupid cave!

Timon!

How... how do you feel?

Like a man, baby.

By the way, this is for you.

The wart piglet society?

Golly.

The fox hunters are coming!
The fox hunters are coming!

Unh! Huh? Huh? Where are they?

Wait a minute,
Timon. We're not foxes.

But he is.

And he's cute and little and cuddly
with shiny fur and really big eyes.

Timon, that sounds like
something I would say.

Maybe we're hanging
around each other too much.

Never mind that now,
Pumbaa. We gotta hide him.

Look. Cute, no?

Aw, you're right, Timon.
He's really, really cute.

We just gotta... gotta hide him.

No. Too obvious.

Not here. Uh-uh. No
good. No. They'll look there.

Quick, in here!

Tally h*!

Phew!

We sure fooled them.

Look, look, who am I?

Duh... duh... I'm
a stupid hound.

I can't even find a fox, duh... duh...
Look at me, I run like this, duh...

I suppose you fancy
yourselves very clever.

But do not think
you can outwit me.

- Can we help you?
- Looking for something?

What's in the suitcase?

Uh...

What suitcase? I don't see...
uh, did you see a suitcase? I didn't.

Quick, hide in here!

Hey... I don't like
this place, Timon.

Huh!

We're never gonna lose this guy!

Not as long as that super
sniffer of his can smell us.

Oh, dear.

I'm getting miffed.

How are we gonna
get out of here?

I tied the other end of
this string to the entrance

when we came in, so we
could find our way out again

just like in the legend
of theseus and minotaur.

Huh! That's just a legend.

See, I told you it would work.

Yeah... Grr! I'm
hopelessly lost.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah! Ah ha ha!

Can't catch us!

You are beginning
to try my Patience!

This is a good place to hide.

He'll never find us
in this fog, Timon.

Let's see how the fox is doing.

Oh, he's even cuter
than before, Timon.

Tch tch...

Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!

Over here! Over here!

No, no, over here.

- Over here.
- Oh, Mr. Hound.

No! Not that... that
makes me so angry!

Stop it!

♪ Can't catch me, nyah-nyah
nyah-nyah nyah nyah ♪

Oh! I hate the raspberry!

Come and get me!

♪ Can't catch me ♪

♪ nyah nyah-nyah nyah nyah ♪

Oh! Yeow! Ooh,
I'm afraid of him!

Ooh! Oh! Oh! Watch out!

Uh, hello...

Taxi!

I think we lost him, Timon.

Ah... ah...

Choo!

Cu-u-ute... cu-u-ute...

Phew! That was a close one!

- Cute!
- Cutie! Cutie!

He'll never get us now, Timon.

Release the dragon!

You are out of food,
water, and ammunition

and cannot remain
in there much longer.

Surrender now, or I shall
continue to lay siege to the castle.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I can stay
in here a long time!

Oh! Again with the raspberry!

Hmm, hmm, hmm. Very well then.

I can't take it anymore!

It's only been five minutes.

Let's just give him the
fox. He's not that cute.

He's that cute, Timon.

Hey, Timon, he's gone!

But look, he left
us a really nice gift.

It's probably a tribute
to my cleverness.

It's probably a trick.

Phew!

Tag, you're it.

Whoo, I love that!
That's just wonderful!

Let's do it again.

Blast! Outfoxed by
that hound again!

Hey...

Let me get this straight.

This was just a
stupid game of tag?

Tally h*!