02x05 - Curse of the Evil Eye

[bunniefuu]

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's
most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

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♪ turtle power ♪




oh, man, I feel
like such a geek.

Like, how come, dude?

You look totally
gnarly to me.

Next time, I'll come up
with our disguises.

Hey, this new zarnovameter
really works!

The last fragment
of the eye of zarnov.

It's this way. Come on!

[PANTS]

Well, did you find it?

My calculations
were correct.

The third fragment
did land in the river,

and I recovered it.

Uhh! This?
You incompetent maggot!

This is a fish!

Sorry, master shredder.
He beat me to it.

Uhh!

I tried to warn you.
He's one mean mackerel.

Never mind that.

The important thing is,
we have the final fragment.

The fragment's moved out
of range. We've lost it!

I'll bet shredder's
already found it.

Then we've got
to find him.

That's for sure.

If he puts
all 3 fragments together,

we're talking
mondo disaster.

BAXTER: Now we can possess
the unimaginable power

of the entire eye
of zarnov!

Correction, Baxter.
I will possess it.

You will go get lunch.

Just wait. One of these days,
the tables will turn.

KRANG:
Astounding, shredder.

You're finally putting
the eye back together.

For once,
you didn't foul up.

But now what will you do?

Attach it
to my helmet, krang,

so that I can control its awesome
abilities through sheer thought

and use that power
to first rid myself

of those blasted turtles
once and for all!

Wait. I sense that
shredder is very near.

Hey, that gizmo
really does work!

That's not why.
Look!

If shredder does
have the eye,

Baxter will lead us
right to him.

Uh-oh. He spotted us.

Holy guacamole!

Look! It's them teenage
mutant ninja turtles!

Those shellbacks are
fugitives!

I'll bet we can collect
a reward for nabbing 'em!

Battle stances,
guys!

Looks like we've got a
fight on our hands!

I'm ready for you, dudes!

Uhh! Cowabunga!

Hy-uhh!

Aah!

[GRUNTS]

Upsy-Daisy!

Uhh! Uhh, uhh! Aah!

Too bad there isn't
a reward for these guys.

Yeah. We could have made
a net profit.

[ALL GROAN]

Enough with the comedy.

We've lost Baxter.

Now how are we gonna
find shredder?

Jackpot! There's
our answer!

KRANG: But beware, shredder.

The power of the eye
has one limitation.

You don't know what
it can do.

I assure you, krang,

not even that can prevent the
turtles' complete destruction.

Self-confident sort of
super villain, isn't he?

You would be, too,
if you had this!

Yeow!
[GULP]

The eye of zarnov!

Indeed! And did you know
it can transmute matter?

With it, I can transform any
substance into any form I wish!

Rrarr! Rrarr!

Ice cream cones?!
Ew! Yuck!

And whatever I create,
I can control!

Ha ha ha ha! Sic 'em!

Rrarr! Rrarr!

Whoa!
Aah!

[GROANS]

This is, like,
totally bogus.

Grab on, Michelangelo!

We've got to stop this
creature before it escapes!

Rrarr! Rrarr!

Mondo notion, dude!

Shredder, if that thing
hurts our buddies,

you are history!

Wrong, mutants! I'm
about to make history!

Too bad you won't
be around to see it.

Look!

What in the world
is that thing?

[DRAGON ROARS]

It looks like a flying dragon
with 2 turtles on its back.

Well, whatever it is, it's a story!
Let's follow it!

A-are you sure you want t-t-to g-g-go
after that th-thing, miss O'Neill?

Blodgett, yours is not
to question why.

Yours is but to drive...
And...[GULPS] Crash.

[DRAGON ROARS]

Now remember, blodgett, just sit
here until we're ready to leave.

Y-y-yes, sir. Yes, sir.

We've got to do something before
the whole city goes up in flames.

Hey, no problemo. Uhh!

[MUFFLED SHRIEKS]

Great work,
Michelangelo!

Now climb up here
next to me!

Oh, great. The weight is too much
with both of us on its back.

Oh! Oh me, oh my!

Blodgett, come back here,
you coward!

Cowabunga! This ride
is a definite "e" ticket.

Give it up, shredder!

Come and get it,
you genetic accidents!

Yeow!

That helmet. We've got
to get it off him!

Don't look at me! You're
the one with the weapon!

Whoa!

Now! While
he's distracted!

Gotcha!

Hey, what's happening?
We're falling!

All of a sudden, that
dragon doesn't seem so bad!

Aah!
Aah!

[SPLASH]

Well, what do you know?
Surf's up!

Oh, dear. I wonder
where that dragon went.

[CROWD SHOUTING]

[GASPS]

Mommy!

[SPLASH]

Blodgett, just look
at the news van!

I'm sorry, Mr. Vernon.

You'll be even sorrier
when you hear this.

Blodgett, you're fired!

Oh, boy. Somehow
this always happens.

No trace of shredder
or Baxter.

Or the zarnovameter.

I guess I must have
dropped it.

What's that?
[SIREN]

Uh-oh.
The boys in blue.

No wonder
shredder split.

And we should too. We can't
let the police find us here.

Yeah. Blue doesn't go
too well with green.

[SIGHS] That was the fourth
job I've lost this year.

Oh, Mortimer.
Whatever am I gonna do?

[MEOWS]

Huh? How to fix
your messed up life.

Nah. Forget it,
Mortimer.

Nothing ever works for me,
not even these.

[MEOWS]

Well, if you insist.

Woman, on tape: Yes. You too can
achieve your dream of a better life

through the power
of positive wishing.

Do you yearn to own
a luxury limousine?

It can be yours if you
simply put your mind to it.

It--it works!

And to think I was about
to return these tapes

and ask for my money back.

Obviously you fell out
of the sky because

shredder could not sustain
his mentally created dragon

without the helmet.

And since he failed
to destroy you,

you'll be doubly
eager to reclaim it.

The really negative news is that
we've lost the zarnovameter.

And if shredder finds that thing
and figures out what it is,

he'll for sure beat us
to the helmet.

Which is why you must start
looking for it immediately.

Hey, even if we don't
find it,

at least our disguises
won't be a total loss.

Hold it, Michelangelo.

What's with you, bud?

Don't eat the props.

Those blasted turtles! Because
of them, I've lost the helmet!

I think I have the solution
to your problem, master,

not now. If krang
finds out about this--

but master, I--

I said silence,
you blithering fool!

I'm thinking!
I can't be bothered

with your ridiculous toys
at a time like this!

Ridiculous toys, hmm?

Now stop wasting my time with those
idiotic inventions of yours!

Baxter! Baxter,
where are you?

Baxter!

Egomaniacal ingrate!

If he only listened,
he would have learned

that this tracking device
can hone in on the eye.

But I'll show him!
I'll find the eye myself

and make him sorry he ever mocked
the brilliance of Baxter stockman!

[MEOW]

Where am I gonna put my
fabulous comic book collection

once it's completed?

Huh?
[MEOW]

[YOWLS]
Mommy!

Wait a minute.
I thought of a limousine

and my sofa turned into one.

Then I thought of comic
books. It's this helmet!

It turns objects into
anything I want!

Why, I don't need a job.

I can create money!

For instance, I could turn this
gold watch into lots of gold.

Piles and piles of gold!

It didn't work.
I wonder why not?

Because you're an idiot,
that's why!

[MEOWS]

Which is why you don't
deserve that helmet!

[YOWLS]

Ouch!

But I do!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

I'll make the world pay for not recognizing
the genius of Baxter stockman!

Now that I have the helmet,
I don't need this anymore.

Aha! The perfect place to build an
edifice that reflects my genius.


no sign of that helmet.

Face it, guys. Without
the zarnovameter,

it's needle
in a haystack time.

A man of my genius deserves
magnificent quarters!

A palace!

A veritable taj mahal!

Ooh! Wow! Ooh!

Totally awesome!

Looks like somebody's
already found the helmet!

Let's find out!

Baxter stockman?!

I was wondering how long it
would take you to show up,

and I promise you'll
be sorry you did!

Watch this!

Rrarr!

Meet my personal chef.

Make me some... [SMACKS
LIPS] Turtle soup!

Now!

[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

[MEOWS]

Uhh!
[MEOWS]

That's it,
Mortimer! Hurry!

I must get that
helmet back.

Uhh!
[MEOWS]

He had this gadget with
him when he showed up.

Huh...It looks like some
sort of geiger counter.

If it led him
to the helmet,

it could do
the same for me!

Man, that thing's
humongous!

Uh-oh! Glob
approaching at 4:00!

Guys, don't let
that stuff touch you!

It could be deadly!

Yeah, don't
sweat it, dudes!

These 'Chucks will take care
of this walking glue factory.

Wha--?!

Aah! Uhh!

Oh...Maybe not.

Don't panic, Michelangelo!
I'll set you free!

Gosh! You're
a regular Abe Lincoln!

Uhh!

Yahh--aah!

[THUD]

Hyah!

I gotcha, donatello!

Somebody tell him that.

Uhh!
Uhh!

Aah!
Aah!

Surrender, turtles,
and I might spare you

if you admit that I,
Baxter stockman,

have accomplished
what shredder could not.

I'll bear that in mind, Baxter,
when I deliver your eulogy,

you traitorous vermin!

Just a little bit more
and--uhh!--There.

I got it.

That's my helmet,

and I shall destroy
the turtles for this power!

Help! I command you!

[GROWLS]

Uhh!

What are you doing?

We'll need all the help
we can get!

Get ready, Baxter! Ninja
class is about to begin!

No, my friend. You're the one
who's about to learn a lesson!

[ELECTRICAL SIZZLING]

Uh-oh! Like we thought
we had trouble before.

[GROWLS]

I'd hate to have
this guy's electric bill!

[BEEPS]

We need some kind
of insulator.

The rug! Come on, guys.
Give me a hand.

Yahh! Uhh! Uhh!

[BEEPS]

So much for
your blob monster!

Give me back
my helmet!

It's mine and
I came for it!

Give it to me!

Get away from me,
wimp!

[SPLASH]

So much for
your blob monster!

You won't have as much
luck with this!

That minaret--I'll turn
it into another monster!

It's not working!

So the eye does
have a limitation!

It has no effect on gold!

Now, you miserable worm,

you're going to pay!

What the heck is this?

It's some kind of
plastic bubble.

And worst of all,
it's shrinking!

Precisely. Soon it will
crush the life from you,

leaving me free to begin
my conquest of earth!

I'll start with the city by
destroying the interstate bridge!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

He's gone, and he took the
zarnovameter with him!

But if he's got both the
zarnovameter and the eye,

he's a walking time b*mb!

It's April
and splinter!

They got the s.O.S. I
sent on the communicator!

Easy, guys. We'll have you
out of there in a second...

Won't we, splinter?

I will try.

[RUMBLING]

[CRASH]

[GASPS]

Oh me, oh my!

Uhh!

Mr. blodgett,
what are you doing here?

Well, it's a long story.

Which we don't have
time for now.

I know the eye's
weakness!

It has no effect
on gold!

Oh, great. Then all we
have to do to beat him

is lure him to fort knox!

Wait! I just thought
of something!

The curator at the museum
of natural history

is a friend of mine!

So?

So here's my idea.

[CONTINUES TALKING
QUIETLY]

Golden shields from
ancient Rome, huh?

Uh-huh. And try not
to ding 'em, will you?

They have to go back to
the museum in the morning.

Yo, g*ng! I scoped
out shredder!

And he's created an army of
monsters to destroy the bridge!

We've got to distract them.
Donatello, detach the glider.

Raphael, deflate
the air bag!

[WHOOSH]

The turtles, alive?!

Let's do it, guys!

Yahh!

[HELMET CLANKS ON GROUND]

Oh, it's mine now

and no one can
take it from me!

Shredder, the zarnovameter
is reaching critical mass!

What?!

It was designed
to destroy the eye

by triggering
a massive expl*si*n

when the two
came in contact!

[SPLASH]

[BOOM]

Oh!
Aah!

Everyone all right?

We were brought up
in water, remember?

Shredder is...Gone.

You don't suppose he bit
the big one, do you?

No such luck.

I have a feeling
he'll be back.

And probably sooner
than we think.

And once again, our city was
saved by those mysterious heroes

the ninja turtles!

Miss April, I can't
thank you enough

for getting Mr. Vernon
to give me my job back.

It was easy,

once I told him
how brave you were.

BLODGETT:
I was brave, wasn't I?

You certainly were,

rescuing me from
that falling wall!

[TURNS TV OFF]

Hey, let's celebrate,
everyone!

I'm taking all of you to the most
expensive restaurant I can find!

Oh, I forgot
to tell you,

Vernon said the cost of replacing
the news van you wrecked

is coming out of
your salary.

It is?

Well, in that case,
would you mind terribly

if I just sent out
for pizza?

Pizza! Yeah! Terrific!

Let's do it!
On the double!