02x06 - The Case of the k*ller Pizzas

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's
most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

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♪ turtle power ♪




shredder,
since you are unable

to eliminate
the turtles by yourself,

I'm giving you
the eggs you asked for.

Oh, I've always
wanted to study

dimension x wildlife
at close range.

These babies
may look like meatballs,

but once they hatch...

No, you idiots.

Good reflexes. We may
make a ninja of you yet.

I almost forgot.

Here's the instructions.

But, master, how are we
going to make sure

that the turtles
get these eggs?

Ha ha ha.
We won't have to.

The turtles
will come to us.

Big pizza bake-off today.

Free samples
and neato prizes.

Excuse me, young man,
but I'll take those.

Aah!

Brochures? But why?

Watch.

Once our turtle friends
hear about free pizza,

they'll fall right
into our trap.

Ok, donatello,

I'm ready to get down
with this machine of yours.

You might be sorry
you said that.

I hope you studied your
opponent well, Michelangelo.

Aw, no sweat,
splinter.

The day I can't kick butt
on some washing machine

is the day
I hang up my...

Num-Chucks!

Excellent strategy,
Raphael.

Sometimes sabotaging
an enemy's line of supply

is more effective
than a frontal attack.

Thank you, sensei.

I've always been great

against household
appliances.

Surf's up!

Cowabunga!

What are these things?

Yuck! It's the attack
of the clinging handbills.

Tube-uloso, dudes.

Check this out.

Big pizza bake-off.

Free samples and
deluxe pizza prizes.

Permit me.

Hmm...My intuition
confirms my suspicion.

This pattern
of slash marks

could only have
been made

by the prongs on
shredder's gauntlets.

Then the bake-off
could be a trap!

Precisely.

Fabuloso.

A couple rounds
with tinface

oughta work up an appetite
for those free pizzas.

Take care,
Michelangelo.

Shredder is a far more
dangerous opponent

than a mere
washing machine.

[LIVELY ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYS]

Wow! Would the turtles
love this!

April, why don't you forget
about those turtles

and start thinking
about real live men?

You mean, like your last date
with that accordion player?

Forget him!

His mustache weighed
more than his brain.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Psst! April!

It's us.

Are you crazy?

You shouldn't be seen
in public like this!

Irma, dolce Mia,

it is I, Alfredo.

Oh, no!

It's him!

It's-- ciao.

Alfredo?
The mustache!

Irma, mi amore.
Wait.

That Irma.
We could make

such beautiful
music together.

This sounds serious.

I think it's time
you met the family.

Oh, I would be most honored.

Then shake hands
with papa Leonardo,

Uncle donatello,
cousin Raphael,

and auntie Michelangelo.

Our bambino will be green?

Arrivederci.

Thanks for
the good deed, guys.

How can I repay you?

Well, you could get us about


And enter our names for
those primo prize pizzas.

Sure thing, guys.

Any sign of shredder?

I just know he's here
somewhere.

I can practically
smell him.

I smell
something better.

Pizzas!

Master shredder,

the pizza prizes
have arrived.

Hurry, you fool.

It's time to add
the secret ingredient.

Ahh! Truly
a work of art.

ANNOUNCER: And now the moment
we've all been waiting for--

the drawing
for 3 deluxe pizzas.

And here's a volunteer
to help us--

Mr. Baxter stockman.

Baxter stockman?

And where
there's Baxter,

there's bound
to be...

Shredder!

Let's get the
tinfaced geek!

Cowabunga!

All right, got it. Yeah.



Ah, you heard it, Mario.


to this address here.

But, boss, we don't have
any deluxe left.

Well, take them from
the table outside then.

I'll make some more
for the drawing.

Gangway, folks.
Emergency!

Excuse us.
Coming through.

There he goes
into the kitchen.

Pump up the volume,
guys.

We got him cornered.

Oh, wow!
Pizza heaven!

Never mind that.

We got some
ninja-ing to do.

Give it up, shredder.
You're history.

We'll see about that,
mutants.

Whoa, how about that?

Saved by the shell!

Hey, shredder,
shred your way out of this.

Gladly.
Have a dough-net.

Quick, donatello,
some tomato sauce.

One order of tomato
sauce coming up.

All right, chump.

And now for
the finishing touch.

No, no! Not that!

I hate anchovies.

Oh! Oh, those turtles!

They'll pay dearly
for this.

And now the drawing
will begin.

Professor, will you
do the honors?

Gladly.

And the winners
are Leonardo,

donatello,
and Michelangelo.

April O'Neill,

in appreciation
for your services

to pizza lovers
everywhere,

we'd like to present you
with this...

One slice--

Michelangelo.

Er, I mean,
one pizza.

Why, thank you, boys.

Irma and I can eat this
at her place.

Uh, what's the address?

There. It should be
warmed up in a minute.

What on earth was that?

Probably just
a short circuit.

You know how these
old buildings are.

IRMA: Guess this is as close
as I'm ever gonna get

to having a romantic dinner
for two.

APRIL: Now, Irma,
I'm sure one day

you'll hear wedding bells.

Well, until then

I'll just have to settle
for a microwave bell.

Wow! Is this
pizza heavy!

Grrr!

APRIL: What is this?

Oh...Oh.

And when we opened
the pizza box,

this horrible little
creature jumped out.

Grrr!

We'll be right there,
April.

Quick, guys.

April's under attack
by some weird creature.

What are we
waiting for?

Let's peel rubber!

Ok. Where's
this k*ller pizza?

It's not the pizza.

It's the creature that
came with the pizza.

Hey, sounds like a great
title for a horror movie.

Grrr!

I'll get him.

Grrr!

Ooh!

No. I got him.

April, what is going on?

It just sort of hatched
in the microwave

and then it ate
the pizza.

[SNARLS]

Sounds like
my kind of creature.

Playtime's over,
hot stuff.

How come we didn't get any
monsters with our pizzas?

Maybe because yours
were replacements.

Ours was the only
original prize pizza.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

Uh, dudes,
you smell something?

Oh, no!
The rug's burning!

Where'd he go?

Looks like
he got clean away.

Heh heh heh.

April, what happened
to the original pizzas

that ours replaced?

A delivery boy
from ufo pizza

took them to fill an order.

Which means there could be


We've gotta stop that kid
from delivering them!

If it isn't history
by now.

I heard voices.
Was that--

no time to explain, Irma.

You'll see it all on
the happy hour news!

Bingo. I found
our delivery boy.

And he's hauling
the k*ller pizzas.

Then let's cut him off
at the pass.

Follow that blimp,
Vernon.

Don't let it out
of your sight.

Must you be
a back-seat driver?

It stopped
at the penthouse.



Yippie! Our pizzas!

They're probably cold.

Let's heat them
in the microwave.

There's
an open window.

Turtle as*ault team,
are you ready?

Turtle power!

Wait, kids. Don't
open those boxes!

Why should we
listen to you?

You're nothing but
a bunch of turtles.

And that's even lower
than baby-sitters.

Yeah. If you want pizzas,
go get your own.

Yeow!
Yeow!

I just hope this isn't another
one of your wild turtle chases.

Trust me, Vernon.

This will be the story
of the year.

Aah!
Grrr!

Go, guys!

Let's get them!

You're not getting
away this time.

This is April O'Neill
with the happy hour news,

and we are about to bring you exclusive
coverage of an extremely bizarre event.

Aah. Look!

It's the creatures!

Uh, you go ahead.
I'll cover my rear--

uh, the rear.

Oh, Vernon!

APRIL ON TV:
Hurry, Vernon.

The creatures
are getting away.

Oh, dear.
What a pity.

Oh!
Ooh!

If you should see
these creatures,

call the police.

This is April O'Neill for channel 6 news.
Have a nice day.

I sure will,

now that I know that other
little monster's gone.

What is this--

creature ii,
the sequel?

Come back here, you!

Ah! I gotcha now.

Slippery little devil,
aren't you?

Oh, great.

Now I'm in
the sewer system.

The creatures'
footprints stop here.

Looks like they jumped
in the river.

I hope it wasn't
to take a bath.

Oh, yuck-o!

The pawprints lead
right into the clothes dryer.

You wanna go first,
or should I?

Me? Do I look like I wear
wash-and-wear suits?

Oh, hurry up,
Vernon!

We don't
want to lose it!

Speak for yourself.

Yoo-hoo! April!

Irma!

Thank goodness
you're here.

I was getting so frightened.

Don't worry. Now that
we're all together,

there's nothing to be
frightened of.

And then it burned right
through my wall

and ran off.

There's something really
strange going on here.

Oh, ridiculous--
worrying about

some harmless,
furry little creature.

Grrr!

Yo, dudes,
no creatures,

but we have turned up
a couple of weasels.

According
to the instructions,

turning this knob

should summon
the creatures.

And by activating
this switch,

we can send them
against the turtles.

Try it, bozo! We can handle
anything you can throw at us.

Or do you think
we're scared

of those pizza-eating
powder puffs?

Uh, Raphael.

We're shaking in our
shells, aren't we, guys?

Now that you
mention it...

Grrr!

Whoa!

What are those?

Our cute little
pizza-eating powder puffs.

Baxter, contact krang.

I'm certain
he'll enjoy this.

Yes, master.

Grrr!

Looks like this one
could use a manicure.

Splendid.

The creatures have reached
their full growth.

How delightful.

Will ya look
at that thing!

Looks just like one
of your old girlfriends,

only prettier.

Grrr!

Oh, thanks, Raphael.
I owe you one.

You owe me 6,
but who's counting?

Watch this!

Now you see it,

now you don't.

Radical concept, dude.

Whoa!

April, I j-j-just found
what we're looking for.

Why do you
sound so upset?

B-b-because
it also found us.

Ohh!

That Irma! You just
can't take her anywhere.

Grrr!

That's it, my pets.

Do your worst.

Ah! Forget it,
Baxter.

You just
lost control.

Megamove,
donatello.

You fools! Now the creatures
are out of control!

Grrr!

Hey, you guys,
don't go.

We wanna watch.

Baxter, you idiot.

Look at those
instructions.

There must be
something we can do.

Yes, master.

Grrr!
Grrr!

Ergo, if we zap
the creatures

with an even larger
burst of energy...

...they'll turn back
into eggs again.

Burn rubber, guys!
Maybe we can outrun them!

Holy guacamole!

What is that?

Whatever it is, we'll
go down fighting!

Aah!

April!

Boy, am I glad
to see you fellas!

Are you alone?

I am now, thanks
to Irma's fainting

and Vernon's
chickening out.

Like, what is this--

a b.Y.O.M. Party?

B.Y.O.M.?

Bring your own monster.

Grrr!

Uh-oh, guys.
We're surrounded.

And Mr. home-run
slugger here

had to go bat the
controller into the water.

Well, it seemed like
a good idea at the time.

No problemo, dudes.

I'll scoop it out.

Cowabunga!

Now what?

We better go back and
help shredder and Baxter.

Are you out
of your gourd?

They're the bad guys,
remember?

As splinter says,

sometimes one must make
a pact with evil

in order
to accomplish good.

You know, I don't
remember him saying that.

Well, he would have,

if he'd ever thought
about it.

Back! Back, you swine!
Back, I say!

Ta-da!

Mind if we
join you?

What are you mutants
doing here?

I never thought I'd
say this, shredder,

but we're on
the same side.

Grrr!
Grrr!

Try again, sucker!

Grrr!

You fool! I had him right
where I wanted him.

Sure, you did.

Grrr!

Guys! Help!

Hold on, Raphael.

We'll save you.

Whoa!
Aah!

Guys, this could be
the last sewer

we'll ever get
to enjoy.

At least we'll go down
fighting with honor--

like real turtles.

Personally,
I'd rather go on living--

as a mock turtle.

I found it!

Is that fabuloso,
or what?

Yoo-hoo, humongoids.

Now out, you guys.

Way to go, Michelangelo!

Give 'em another blast.

I can't! The batteries
must've gotten wet!

Grrr!

Look, guys!
We still got a chance.

Those are electrical
power lines.

So what?

So that gives me
an idea. Watch.

Hyah!

Grrr!

How'd you
do that?

Simple. I remembered
Baxter saying

that a large charge
of energy

could reverse
the growing process.

Boy, it's a good
thing you did.

Those creatures nearly
stopped our growing process.

Speaking of Baxter,
where is that geek?

There he goes,

and shredder's with him.

You mutants may have
won this round,

but there
will be others.

That's right. There
will be others.

Will you shut up?

I hope this experience

has taught all of you
a valuable lesson.

Well, it sure has,
splinter.

Like, there's no such
thing as a free lunch.

Or, in this case,
a free pizza.

Hey,
speaking of pizza,

I just whipped
together

a Michelangelo
special.

Oh, no! Not
more meatballs!

Ha ha! Not to worry, April.

These aren't the kind
that turn into creatures.

I got those right here.

Uh...

Or was it here?

Oh, no!
Oh, no!