02x07 - Enter: The Fly

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's
most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪




like, what do you suppose
shredder's up to this time?

Michelangelo, you heard
April's message.

He's been spotted on the roof
of the world trade center.

It's for sure he's not
there for the view.

Baxter, you oaf,
what's taking so long?

It'll be ready
in a second, master.

There. This should create
a giant force field

between the 2 towers.

Uhh!
What went wrong?

Oh, no! I forgot to reverse the
polarity of the neutron flow!

Baxter,
you bumbling idiot!

Why am I condemned
to work with amateurs?

Hey, April was right.
There's tin-head now!

I wonder what
he's up to?

Blast the luck!
The turtles are here,

and there's no time to
finish the experiment!

Quickly! We cannot risk
losing this equipment!

The coward! It's just like
shredder to run away.

We'll never
catch him now.

Looks like
the party's over, dudes.

We might as well boogie.

Bad news, master splinter.
Shredder is up to something

but he ran off before
we could discover what.

All we know is, it had something
to do with the twin towers.

Sooner or later, he
will reveal his plan.

Until then,
we can only wait.

Yeah--and eat! This
turtle is mondo hungry!

Look alive, dudes.
Comin' atcha!

Hyah!

Mmm!
You said a mouthful!

SHREDDER:
Months of work ruined!

Oh, you imbecilic
incompetent!

Thanks to you,
I now have to grovel

before that hateful
bag of brains, krang.

But why, sir,
a garbage heap?

Because this
is the site he chose

for the transdimensional
convergence.

I think he did it
just to annoy me.

[COMMUNICATOR
BEEPS]

That must be krang now.

Shredder here.

Well, shredder, how's
the air down there?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Very humorous.

Well, have you disposed of
those annoying amphibians yet?

There's been a setback, thanks to my
miserable excuse for an assistant!

Enough! The turtles
must be destroyed

before we begin our
conquest of earth.

I need more help!

Send me rocksteady
and bebop.

Maybe brawn will work
where brains have failed.

I'm sending you both back
to earth immediately.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, boy!
Yo!

I'm ready to open
the portal,

but the interdimensional
energy balance

is very fragile
at the moment.

I can't send these two
without having someone

sent back to dimension
x in exchange.

No problem. I have
the perfect candidate.

Good riddance
to bad rubbish!

But master--aaaaah!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Uhh!
Uhh!

Thanks, boss. I had
enough to eat anyway.

Thanks for
rescuing us, boss.

I didn't do it
out of kindness.

You're here to help me
eliminate the turtles.

Ooh, no problem,
boss!

Those shellbacks
are history.

So, like,
what do we do now?

I'll strike at their weakest
point-- April O'Neill.

[TYPING]

DELIVERY MAN:
April O'Neill?

That's me.

I've got a flower
delivery for you.

Oh, my goodness.
How romantic.

Who's it from?

I don't know, Irma.

Somebody grabbed it before
I could look at the card.

That is,
if it had a card.

[SNIFFS]

It has such
a strange fragrance!

Do you suppose
it's from the turtles?

I keep telling you,
I hardly know the turtles.

Oh, I wish some guy
would send me flowers...

Even if he were green
and had flippers.

[GASPS]

SHREDDER: You just made
a delivery to channel 6.

Y-y-y-yes. Yes, sir.

To April o-O'Neill.

Excellent. You've done your job well.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Uh...Ohhhhhhhh.

[THUD]

So you see, turtles,
it just wouldn't work out.

We're from different
worlds--really different worlds.

April, what
brings you here?

I've got to talk to
the turtles, master splinter.

They are not here.
Is something wrong?

Well, they sent me
this gorgeous plant

and while it's flattering,
I just don't think--

a doku plant?!

I think the turtles
are really cute, but--

what's wrong?
Why did you--

April, listen to me!

Did you inhale
the blossoms?

Why, yes. Like I said,
it's a lovely fragrance,

but--oh, suddenly
I feel so strange.

April!

Aah! But I can be
of help to you!

I'm a scientist!

So am I, and I don't
need the assistance

of a measly earth creature.

Into the disintegrator
unit with him!

[FLY BUZZING]

Let me out!

There's been
a terrible mistake!

[ELECTRICAL HUM]

[BUZZING]

Aaaaaaaaah!

[BOOM]

[BUZZING]

No container can hold me!

[ALARM]

There's been a malfunction
in the disintegrator unit!

[BUZZING]

[SHATTERING GLASS]

Treat me like
an insect, will they?

Stop!

We're back,
master splinter.

[GASPS] What's
happened to April?!

Someone sent her
a doku plant,

a rare flower
from the far east.

Its fragrance
is deadly.

Is she...

No, but she will
not last long

unless I can prepare
an antidote,

but to do so, I will
need a gazai leaf.

I do not know where one may be
found in this part of the world.

Here is what it looks like.

Hey, there's a greenhouse
uptown that sells rare plants.

We might
find some there.

Well, come on, dudes,
let's haul shell!

Hurry, my turtles.
Without the gazai leaf,

she will not survive
beyond nightfall.

Baxter turned
into what?!

That's right,
a fly!

It must have been in
the unit with him.

Instead of
vaporizing him,

it cross-mutated
him with an insect.

And you let him escape
through the portal?

Brilliant!

I didn't have to
warn you, you know.

Raphael, this nursery of yours
better have one of those plants.

Yeah, bud. I'd hate for this to
turn out to be a wild gazai chase.

[BUZZING]

Revenge!

I must have revenge
against my enemies!

The turtles!

Whoa!
What's that?

Whatever it is,
it's big and it's mean.

And it's definitely
ticked off!

[BUZZING]

Turtles, scatter!

[GRUMBLING]

Where'd that thing
come from?

Errr-rahh!

They've escaped,
but shredder won't!

He's the one responsible
for what happened to me!

I'm like mondo confused. Where'd that
humongous insect come from, anyway?

Beats me, but there was something
familiar about that creature,

like we've met him
someplace before.

Probably in the bughouse!

And I can't shake the feeling that it's
got something to do with shredder.

Forget shredder. We've got to track
down that gazai leaf and fast!

This time we'll take
the turtle blend.

Primo notion!
My feet are k*lling me!

It's no use,
boss. [SNORTS]

How are we gonna find this
fly guy in a burg this size?

If it really is Baxter,

he'll be looking for us
as well, you mutant moron!

That's right,
mutant moron!

Aah!
Aah!

I think we found him,
boss.

That's Baxter! Bring
him down, you fools!

Why are you
attacking me?

Why are you
attacking me?!

I thought
we were friends!

Some friend!

You always liked
these mutants better.

Besides, it's your fault that I'm
this hideous, hairy-legged monster.

No, no. It was all the turtles'
fault, don't you remember?

The turtles?
But I thought--

the turtles sent you back
to dimension x.

They are the enemy.

That's right.

We used to fight
the turtles together.

And together we will
fight them again.

Find them, and you
shall have your revenge!

Rest, my child.

[MUSICAL RING]

Yes?

Master splinter,

we have a lead on
the gazai leaf.

If April does not receive
the antidote soon,

I fear it may be too late.

Oh, whoa! Man,
dig that dampness!

Mmm, yeah, just like the
aquarium I was born in.

A gazai plant exactly like
the one in splinter's book!

Outstanding!

You are most fortunate.

That is last remaining gazai
plant in Western hemisphere.

Well, say good-bye
to your gazai.

I don't think he
gave us the right change.

I'm a few pennies short.

That figures. I've always said
you didn't have enough "cents."

Let's rock, dudes.

The turtles!
I've found them!

They shall pay dearly
for what they've done!

Is this where you
want me to stand, boss?

Exactly.
Just hold that pose.

Wha--hey, boss!

Uhh! What
are you doing?!

W--uhh! Boss!

Not a bad test
if I do say so myself.

Hey...

[SINGSONG]
I passed a test.

What is that thing,
boss? [SNORTS]

One of Baxter's last inventions
before his unfortunate, uh...

Accident.

I think I'll name it
after you.

Gee, thanks, boss.

I'll call it
the knucklehead.

I found them, master.

Excellent, Baxter!
Where are you?

I'm not sure...

But there's a great pizza
parlor on the corner.

Well, that narrows
it down, you bug-brain!

Never mind. I can hone in
on your signal.

Just stay there and don't
let the turtles get away!

[BEEP]

Cut him down
and let's go.

This time,
those turtles are mine!

Ah! There it is!
[GASPS]

Don't look now, fellas, but
I think we've been spotted.

In fact,
I'm sure of it!

It's that fly again!

Head for the blimp!

[BRAKES SCREECH]

There's never a crossing
guard when you need one.

Hey, pedestrians
have the right of way!

Pedestrians, yes!
Amphibians, no!

Shred-head!

Yeow!
Aah!

I knew that doku plant
would lure you here.

Ha ha ha! Your sentimental side
will be the finish of you!

I'll handle this one,
guys.

Turtle power!

Aah!

The bow is mightier
than the blaster.

Come, my robot beast.

I have a job for you.

What's going on?!

"Step into my parlor," said
the knucklehead to the fly.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Quick, we've got to
help donatello!

For sure! The dude's
up to his shell in trouble!

Ready for
the second surprise?

Rocksteady! Bebop!

Here we are, boss.

Ready to sh**t
and loot!

Say good-bye, turtles.

Yahh!

Oh, you cretins!
Now look what you've done!

We didn't know
he was gonna do that.

We don't even know
what "cretins" means.

Oh, thanks, Leonardo.
That was a real tight squeeze.

Don't mention it.
Time to move, turtles.

April, here we come.

Not quite,
my fellow mutants!

Hey! Whoa! No!

Hang on!
We're gonna crash!

Real smooth landing,
Leonardo.

Uh-oh. We've got company.

Now, turtles, prepare
to become history!

We can't have a battle
in this place!

It's a famous landmark.

Yeah. Shredder and those
g*ons will really trash it.

Some villains have no appreciation
for fine architecture,

but there's one chance.

We've got to get back
aboard the blimp.

After them!

They're getting away!
Stop them!

Oh, man. We're like
sitting turtles up here.

Whose bright idea
was this, anyway?

Yours.

Well, you don't
have to rub it in.

I've got an idea.
Hang on, guys!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

The gazai plant!

Idiots! How could you
let them get away?!

Look! The turtles
dropped this!

Aha! The only thing that can
revive O'Neill and I have it!

Hey, man, like, why is this thing
making those weird sounds?

'Cause we're running
out of gas, naturally.

Better put on our turtle
trouper shoe packs!

Geronimo!
Cowabunga!

We tried, master,
but we failed.

We had the gazai plant,
but then along came shredder.

Face it, dudes.
We blew it.

Yeah. And poor, innocent April
is the one who has to pay.

Not quite,
my young turtles.

The battle is never over
until it is over.

Splinter's right. We'll find
shredder and that plant

if we have to comb every
inch of this city.

Attention, turtles. I
patched into your frequency

to extend an invitation.

Forget it, shredder.
We're in no mood to party.

Yeah. Unless, of course,
there's plenty of pizza.

I hold in my hand the key
to April O'Neill's survival.

You'll need it
if you wish to save her.

And to do that, you'll have to meet me
and my faithful followers in battle.

No tricks, no fancy weapons,

just four against four,
ninja style,

to the finish!

Why, that dirty rat!

Oh, sorry, master splinter.

An understandable error.

I can't wait. We can whip those
turkeys in a fair fight.

Fair? That slimeball will
probably use everything

from flamethrowers
to nuclear warheads.

You're right, Raphael, but I have
an idea how to even things up.

That's it! Make sure you
cover those electrodes!

Are you certain
this will work?

Yes! It will shift
the molecular structure

of anyone who
steps between them

a micro-second forward
in time.

Thus rendering them permanently out
of phase with the rest of the world.

Perfect! All we must do
is lure the turtles into it

and they'll vanish forever!

Nice place shredder chose.

A junkyard really fits
his personality.

Exactamundo!
Cesspool city!

Hey, where is
old tin-skin, anyway?

There!

Ah! Turtles,
you're here! Excellent!

Come and get it...
Or are you afraid?

Us, afraid?

We welcome a fair fight!

Then you've come to
the right place, my friends!

Now!

I hate to say it,
turtles, but fall back!

That's it.
Just a little farther.

Hey, we're being herded
toward something.

Yeah, but what? Oh,
I hate surprises like this.

[ELECTRICAL ZAPPING]

[CRASH]

What?!

Whoa!
Huh?!

All right!
Fantastic!

Way to go, splinter!

Master, I thought you
didn't know how to drive!

It's remarkable what one can
do when one is forced to.

Ow!

[GASPS]

Well, what do you know?

Baxter, get that plant!

Yes, master.

[BUZZING]

[ELECTRICAL ZAPPING]
Help meeeeeee!

Oh, blast!
Time to retreat!

Hey, wait for us!

Awesome sh**ting,
master splinter.

Especially for someone who
doesn't believe in violence.

[CHUCKLES]

Now to add it
to the potion.

Oh, it's just
got to work!

Oh, hi, guys.

Whoo-hoo!
Hooray!

It worked!
Terrific!

I--I must have fainted.

I hope I didn't
cause you any trouble.

Nothing we couldn't
handle, April.

[SNIFFS]

What's that
strange odor?

Uh-oh. I hope it's not
another doku plant.

Nah! It's a new flavor
pizza I just invented--

anchovies smothered in gazai leaves!
Ha ha ha ha!

Aw! Yuck! No!

Gross!
Get it away!

Yeah, I was hoping
you'd say that.

Leaves more for me!

Here's gazai in your eye!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

[MUNCHES]