02x13 - Return of the Technodrome

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so, when are you gonna see the
turtles again, April? Huh?

Oh, Irma,
give me a break, ok?

It's not like
I can meet them

at Times Square
at high noon.

It's a slow news day, April.

Do you know what good reporters
do at times like these?

They take the rest of the
day off and see a movie?

No. They go out
and make news,

which is what
I suggest you do.

You're going to see the
turtles, right, April?

Oh, can I come
with you? Please?

Irma, the turtles are not the
most exciting thing in my life.

Maybe not in yours,

but they certainly
are in mine.

Do you really
have to go, master?

I do not have to.
I choose to.

Hi, guys! Anything
exciting happening?

Like shredder trying to
take over the world?

Actually, it's been
kind of quiet, April.

I guess that's why splinter's
going out of town.

Great! Is there
a story in it?

I'm afraid not, April.

It's merely an annual
pilgrimage I make.


and meditation.

Oh, you're right.
That's not much of a story.

Hey, don't sweat it, April.
This is the big city.

Something's bound to happen.

SHREDDER:
But, krang, I tell you--

quiet! You have let those turtles
escape for the last time.

The invasion
can wait no longer.

One more chance, krang.
That's all I ask.

Yeah, krangy.

Just one more chance.
Please?

Quiet, all of you!

I can see if I want
something done right,

I'll just have
to do it myself.

I'm bringing the
technodrome back to earth.

Then I shall personally
deal with the turtles.

All right!
Yeah!

This is
gonna be good!

But you'll need power--
enormous power

to open
a portal that big.

Precisely. That's why
you are going to take over

the hydroelectric station
at niagara falls.

Attach this polarity deflector
to the main control panel.

It will direct
the power I need

through the portal
to the technodrome.

Meanwhile, I will move
the technodrome

to the proper
space-time coordinates.

Krang out.

At last!
My army of foot soldiers

will be mine
to command again!

Don't just stand there,
you mutant morons.

We must hurry!

KRANG: All foot soldiers
and rock soldiers...

To your battle stations!

[SHOUTING]
What's going on?

Krang, I've commandeered
the power station

and the polarity deflector
is in place.

For once, you've done
something right.

I'll drain the power
from this end.

You brought a turtlecom,
didn't you, master?

Yes, but contact me
only in dire emergency.

I will return
in 3 days.

Farewell,
master splinter.

Yeah. Stay loose.

Boy, good-byes are
really tough for me.

Ok, let's get
back to the city.

You never know when
shredder might strike next.

[BEEPING]

Fellas, we've got
serious problems!

You had to open
your big mouth.

What is it, April?

There's been a massive
power failure

throughout
the entire city.

Someone or something
is draining the power.

It's the work of
krang and shredder.

I can sense it.

Whoa, bud! I thought only splinter
could do that psychic bit.

Well, with him away,
someone has to do it.

We'll head back
immediately.

Yeah! Let's show
those creepozoids

what turtle power
is all about!

KRANG: Yes! Yes!
Ha ha! It's working!

The capacitators
are charging.

Shredder, the turtles will
certainly learn of this

and try to stop you.

That's why I'm sending you
a contingent

of foot soldiers
and rock soldiers.

Oh, at last!
You won't regret this, krang.

I'd better not.

Prepare to enter
the portal.

[SHOUTING]

At last, I have my army!

I'd like to see the turtles
try something now. Ha ha!

Now, to coordinate
our attack.

Shredder calling krang.
Come in, krang.

What do you think
caused this blackout?

I'll bet my shell
it's shredder.

Yeah! My thoughts
exactamundo.

If I can just tune in
the right frequency...

Shredder calling krang.
Come in, krang.

Krang here.
What is it?

The foot soldiers and rock
soldiers have arrived.

KRANG: Good.

The technodrome is
almost fully charged.

Estimate portal
penetration

in approximately half
a-- [SIGNAL FADES]

What's he saying?

I can't make it out.

Something about krang using
the niagara power station

to open a portal large
enough for the technodrome.

The technodrome?
Megadisaster!

We've got to stop it.

We're the only hope
the world has.

Turtle power!

It's hard to say no
to a guy like that.

Wait for me, guys!

This could be
the story of the century.

Hey,
do you think maybe

we ought to tell
splinter about this?

It sure fits my description
of an emergency.

We can't keep running
to splinter for help.

He trained us for this.
We must not fail him.

[CHIRPING]

I sense a great danger
approaching

somewhere
to the South of here.

I must hurry.

It will all
go splendidly.

Prepare to enter
the portal.

It doesn't look good.

Shredder's got a small
army patrolling the area.

Well, well.
Look at who's here.

Adios, shell bats.

Cowabunga!

Oh! Safe landing.
No need to panic.

You want to bet?

APRIL: And I always thought niagara
falls was a romantic place.

If we're gonna
go over the falls,

we should at least
do it in a barrel!

Like, somebody
do something,

or we're gonna be turtles
on the half-shell!

There's still
one slight chance

if the laser blast didn't damage
the remote control functions.

It's working.

Oh, so tubuloso!

Uh, I hate to be a bother,
but can't you hurry it up?!

Give me a break.
This is delicate work.

Jump for it!

Aah!
Aah!

Nice, donatello.

Next time you think you could
shave it a little closer?

What do you mean?

We had two whole seconds
to spare.

Oof!
Ow!

Well, so far we've managed
to lose the glider

and nearly
get ourselves k*lled.

Turtles!
Huh?

Master splinter!
What are you doing here?

That drew me here.

Oh! Mondo misery
to the Max!

I hate to say this,
but we're in deep trouble.

He's preparing to return
the technodrome to earth.

We've got to cut off
the power to the portal.

Outstanding plan, dude.
Any idea as to how?

Well, if we could
somehow stop the river

that would shut down
the power station.

Swell. We'll just round up


and ask them
to please build us a dam.

Not bad, but I've got
a better idea.

Listen. If we can just...

Preparing
antigravity points.

You're convinced this is going
to work, right, donatello?

It should. Most of
the river is diverted

through tunnels
to the power station.

All we have to do
is close them off.

As simple
as that, huh?

I suppose you've got
a better suggestion?

Uh...I do.

Yoo-hoo!

Hi, fellas.

Surprise!

Ohhh!

So much for that idea.

Chill out, donatello.

Hyah! Whoa!

Double trouble.

Hey, you!

Huh?
Huh?

Thanks for
the help, April.

I wonder how
the others are doing.

Well, there's
one way to find out.

The other soldiers should
have been back by now.

What could have
happened to 'em?

We happened,
rocksteady.

Hyah!

What?

Had enough?

Me? You're about
to get plasmerized.

Whoa!

Ooh, you guys are
starting to get my goat!

Hey!
What's...Going...On?

Thanks for the help,
master splinter.

Yeah! You really
dusted him off.

We must hurry.

The sleep spice will not
affect one his size for long.

You guys have
any trouble?

No. Piece of cake.

Ok, donatello, shut
this thing down.

I'll try.

The power's gone!
But that's impossible!

No! This can't be
happening!

Krang, the power
has been cut off!

I can see that, fool.

I'm diverting auxiliary
power to the portal.

They must have
shut off the pumps.

Follow me with as many
soldiers as you can find.

Sure thing, boss.

Hey, it worked!
Yipe!

Don't look now,
guys,

but I think they
figured out our plan.

Then we go out with
turtle honor, fighting.

Yeah? I'd rather go out
for pizza, biting.

Well, look at
the bright side.

Things could be worse.

I got news.
Things are worse!

Flaming ravioli!
It's the technodrome!

Whoa!
Aah!

My enemies the turtles
about to be crushed

into amphibious particles!

What a truly
pleasant moment.

What do we do now?

Well, we can always pray
for a meteor to strike.

Troops, attack!

No! This is not how
I wish it to end.

Stop! Leave them to me!

I want the pleasure of
destroying them myself.

Heh heh heh!

Guys, it looks like
we're headed

for that big pet shop
in the sky.

Well, it's been nice
knowing you guys.

And you, too, April.

Oh, right.
A real thrill.

Do not despair, donatello.

In life,
there is always hope.

Well, my hope is
that you're right!

I bid you farewell,
mutants.

[ALARM]
What?

Something's gone wrong.

I've used
too much power

in keeping
the portal open.

The capacitators
are drained.

Turtle power!

Stop them,
my foot soldiers!

They must not escape!

Exactly the way you planned
it, right, Leonardo?

Well, I never look a gift
branch in the mouth.

Hey, if we don't get away,
we're turtle toe jam.

Like, how, man?

This place is crawling
with creepolas.

Watch and learn.

BEBOP: Keep sh**ting,
you rock-brained morons!

They're getting away!

SHREDDER:
They've escaped again!

Oh, this is getting
very monotonous.

They won't get far.
Reactivate the falls

while I recharge
the capacitators.

As you said earlier,
this had better work.

DONATELLO:
I hate to say it,

but with the technodrome
in krang's power,

we've got our shells
to the wall.

Master, we must make plans to
defeat krang and shredder.

Unfortunately,
we can do little

until we learn
their plan.

And by then, it
might be too late.

KRANG: Splendid!
We're at full power again.

Now, to implement
my ingenious plan.

Which is?

To create a seismic
vibration so intense

as to cause
an earthquake

of cataclysmic
proportions.

Then take over
the evacuated city

and make it
our base of operations.

From there,
we will use

the capabilities
of dimension x

to conquer
the entire planet.

I like it.
I like it.

KRANG: Do you really
have any choice?

Aah!
Aah!

Whoa!
Whoa!

What's happening?

This is krang,
ruler of dimension x.

I...I command everyone

to leave the city
immediately.

If it is not evacuated
in 24 hours,

I shall cause
a much stronger quake

and level every building.

Can he do that?

I'm afraid
the answer is yes.

We've got to find the
technodrome and stop him!

Sure, no sweat!

And what'll we do with the
rest of the afternoon?

Enough talking.
It's time for action.

Turtles, follow me.

And so begins
the final battle.

APRIL: If we keep following this
trail the technodrome left,

we're sure to find it.

It's kind of
hard to miss.

It's only 5 times the size
of the Houston astrodome.

Look! There's
something up ahead.

The technodrome.
We found it!

MICHELANGELO: I keep forgetting
how humongous it is.

Ok, so how do we get inside?

It won't be easy.
The whole thing

is covered with foot-thick
titanium armor.

Hey, don't sweat it.
I've got this gadget

I've been saving for
just such an occasion.

Now what?

Right.
Everyone take cover.

This expl*sive packs
an incredible punch.

You call that a punch?

It's more like
a slap on the wrist.

Well, sometimes they need
a little adjustment.

Whoa!

And sometimes not.

Let's go!

Security has been breached
on level seven!

It must be those
blasted turtles again!

Do we know
where we're going?

Or are we just
sightseeing?

If I can locate
the control circuits

I can deactivate the
earthquake- causing mechanism.

Stop!

Is anything wrong,
master splinter?

Shredder is drawing close.
I can sense him.

I will lead him away so that
you may continue your search.

You clumsy idiots!

Well, why'd
you stop, boss?

I sense that my ancient enemy,
hamato yoshi, is nearby.

I shall deal
with him personally.

You two find the turtles
and finish them.

With pleasure, boss.

Yeah. Just
leave it to us.

What luck!
We located it.

Now, if I can
just rewire them...

Hurry, donatello.
We're running out of time.

Wrong,
turtle breath.

Your time
just ran out.

Ha ha ha!

So, hamato yoshi...

It appears it is time for
our final confrontation.

Hamato yoshi
is no longer.

There is only splinter.

And soon he will be
gone as well.

Wait! You can't fire
your lasers in here.

You'll damage the circuitry.

Uh, he's right.
Huh?

I guess we just got to do
this the old-fashioned way.

Ain't that a shame.

Got you!

Aah!

Watch out!
Ow!

Did you have time
to shut down the circuits?

I sure hope so.
We'll find out

when krang tries to cause
another earthquake.

[GRUNTING]
One of these days

those turtles are
really going to get it.

So, those foolish citizens
refuse to evacuate.

Then it's time to
really shake them up.

[ALARM]
Wha--oh!

Now something's wrong
with the drill mechanism.

Aah!

Curse you!

APRIL: Something tells me
this is the grand finale.

RAPHAEL: I'm sure glad
we got good seats.

Hey! Like, we forgot
all about splinter!

Oh! He's still in
the technodrome.

All right!
He made it!

Let's haul shell.
That thing's about

to drill straight down
to the earth's core.

Someone has reversed
the seismic polarities!

The technodrome
is sinking,

and I'm powerless
to stop it!

Shredder!
This is all your fault!

I'll get you for this!

Well, we finally
put an end

to krang and shredder's evil
plans for world domination.

Yeah, dudes.
Time to party hearty!

What a story! And the
remarkable thing is,

they were defeated by 4
half-teenagers and half-turtles.

Hey, and let's not forget one
half-man and half-rat, huh?

I just realized
something.

I'm the only 100% human
being in this place.

Well, don't feel bad, April.
Nobody's perfect.

[LAUGHTER]