03x12 - Attack of Big MACC

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[THUNDER]

Get them.
That's it.

Come on.
Nail them.

Yeah!
Woo-hoo!

Go get 'em! Ow!

[QUACKING]

What do you think
you're doing, Donatello?

We're watching something.

Yeah. An ace duck
film festival.

April's doing a special report
she wants us to watch.

This is April O'Neill

at the army
testing laboratory,

about to bring you

the first public
demonstration

of a new super laser.

Sorry--

interruption, folks--

electrical storm.

Whoa, dudes,

am I glad I'm not out
in this rain.

Hey, you're part turtle.
You love water.

Totally bogus concept,
bud.

This is the laser's
power source.

The electrical energy
required is enormous,



Whoa! Fantabuloso.

Uh, how much
is a gigawatt?

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY:
You wouldn't want it

to show up on
your light bill.

This laser beam can cut
through any material

known to man.

Now the laser will be
turned up to full power

to cut through this
foot-thick steel block.

Aah!
Aah!

Look out!
Aah!

A bolt of lightning just
overloaded the laser.

Hold on.
Something just arrived

from some sort of
space in space.

Wow. What a ride.

I wonder where I am.

That creature!

What is it?

It must be an enemy alien.
Take it down.

Hmm. Inhabitants sh**ting
at one another.

This can only be earth.

Hey, what's the story?

I don't know.

But I ain't waiting
for no sequel.

That thing is getting
out of hand.

We've got
to stop it now.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That tickles.

An extremely ancient
laser model.

I hope it wasn't
a family heirloom.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

What is this thing?

Whatever it is,
I know someone

who'd love to get
his hands on it.

You mean...

Who else?

I want that robot.

Now, krang,

you can't have
everything you see on TV.

Ooh, if you're
real good,

maybe you'll get one
for Christmas.

Quiet, you mutant morons!

I've never seen
such a robot.

It's invulnerable
to laser weapons.

It's not from
any world I know.

Wait, did you see that?

It's called a neck.

Something I'm sure
you'd like to have.

Ooh, just because
I'm all brain

doesn't mean
I don't have feelings.

This robot's neck

is possibly its only
vulnerable spot.

If you can place
this docilator on its neck,

it will override
the robot's programming

so we can control it.

Imagine an entire army

of invincible robots
from another dimension--

all eager to serve me.

This is something

you just happened to have
lying around, right.

We've got to keep
the story moving.

Remember...

The docilator's batteries
will not last long.

You must return with
the robot immediately.

Don't worry.
We shall not fail.

I wish I had
a dimension x dollar

for every time
I've heard that.

It looks like the army
really wants

this robot intruder...

Badly.

[COWBOY VOICE]
Howdy, ma'am.

Oh.

What are you doing?

I'm rescuing you
from comanches.

April's in
serious trouble.

I'll say.

She's got to listen to
that bad cowboy dialect.

Let's go, turtles.

Put me down,
you big lug.

You heard the lady.
Put her down.

Oh, turtles,
am I glad to see you.

Hmm. More hostile
earthlings...

Or something.

So much for
the direct approach.

I've got an idea.

Michelangelo and I

will keep
that thing busy

while you and Donatello
attack from behind.

Taste hot lead,
you sidewinders.

Wha--hey!

Are you no-good polecats
trying to bushwhack me?

At least
get it right.

We're turtles.

Michelangelo,
what are you doing?

I'm going
to try something.

Yo, bro!

Peace, dude.

Peace, dude.

All right.

Give me three.

What's your name?

And like, where'd
you come from?

I am macc--

mobile armored
computerized combatant

and I am from sector 4,
level 8.

Sector 4, level 8?

What year is this,
macc?

A piece of seaweed cake.

It's now 2390 a.D.

He's from 400 years
in the future.

We've got company.

I'll handle these galoots.

So much for those
bushwhackers.

Listen, macc,
it's not safe here.

You'd better come
with us.

Be my pleasure,
partners.

How come you talk
like a cowboy, macc?

There's nothing
to watch

on those long
interdimensional trips

except ancient
Western movies.

Oops.

Going down.

[CRASH]

What happened?

Ain't we a couple
of cutups?

This robot is under
my control now, turtles.

I am under
your control.

Oh, great.
Shredder just grabbed

the most powerful
weapon on earth.

Major bummer.

They've got macc.
We've got to stop them.

Destroy the turtles.

Destroy the turtles.

Oh, no.

It's going to fire.

[CLICKING]

Didn't you hear me?

I said destroy
the turtles.

I reckon you hombres

are headed for
the last roundup.

The docilator failed.

Dance, you varmints.

Dance.

Sure thing. Um...

You want a waltz
or fox trot?

You can even lead
if you want.

Shredder and those creeps
are getting away.

So what else is new?

Are you ok?

We thought your diodes
got scrambled

by that device
of shredder's.

I did feel a bit
reprogrammed for a moment,

but I didn't like
those fellows.

They're too violent.

You don't like violence?

But you're programmed
to be a warrior.

I was a factory reject.

Oh, I'd love to do
an interview with him.

Macc--the robot warrior
from the future...

An April O'Neill
exclusive.

Gosh. I feel so important.

Make it fast, April.

The army's going
to be after him.

Another failure,
shredder?

You have an almost
perfect record.

If that stupid docilator
of yours had worked--

I'm tired of
your miserable excuses.

I've made a new
and improved docilator--

one that cannot fail.

Then you shall
have the robot.

I vow it.

Cross your heart
and hope to die?

What heart?

Shredder,
you're my kind of guy.

Great interview,
macc.

Glad to oblige,
ma'am.

Now let's get going.

Hold on.

Number five,
what brings you here?

Macc, that's
a TV camera.

Oh, how weird.

It looks just like
my brother.

This sure beats
riding the subway.

So much to learn.

I need to learn more.

Which way is your nearest
data bank repository?

Data bank repository?

He means
the public library.

That way.
That way.

Great ninjas, yes.

Great readers, no.

They have
a security guard

so keep it quiet.

Hmm.
Truly fascinating.

Whoa! Awesome!

Talk about
your speed reading.

Hey, you!

What do you guys
think you're doing?

Inputting data

and having a wonderful
time doing it.

A wise guy, huh?
I'll input you.

No problem, sir.

Uh, we'll pick up
all these books.

Come on, fellas, pitch in.

Wait a minute.

You're that robot
the army's looking for.

Yes. It's nice
to be wanted.

And you're the crooks
who swiped it.

There will be
no violence.

Hey.

Oops.

That was fun.

I think it's time

we checked out
of this library.

In fact,
we're overdue.

Stop, you creeps,
come back.

It appears you kind
of blew it, dude.

But that guard was about
to become violent.

I detest violence.

I kind of feel
the same way

about underwear
with hearts on 'em.

This is our sensei
splinter.

[COWBOY VOICE]
Howdy, partner.

Huh-huh-huh-howdy.

Hey, come see
my workshop, macc.

I've got lots more
data to amass.

All right!
Amass mondo data.

Ow!

You pack quite a wallop.

Sorry. Since my arrival,

my circuits
don't feel quite right.

W-what happened?

It appears your
primitive image receiver

just bit the dust.

Primitive?

We've still got


I've run a few tests
on macc,

and that trip
through time

must've done something
to his circuits.

They're deteriorating
rapidly.

So, what does that mean?

It means that he's
becoming a real danger

to himself
and others.

He's going
to blow up.

I cannot harm
my friends.

I must disappear.

Huh?

Bushwhackers.

This will
slow you down.

You will go to the surface
and wait for me.

Ooh, but, boss,
krang told us

to bring the robot
back to the technodrome.

He'll get his plaything
soon enough.

After I've amused myself
for a while.

Fellas, macc is gone.

He must've heard us
talking about him.

He won't last 5 minutes

out there
in the big city.

He is an innocent
in our world.

He could cause
great harm.

Yeah, especially to anyone
near him when he explodes.

A great interview,
April.

Thanks, chief.

Viewers will love
the gimmick

of a peace-loving
military robot

from the future.

We just got word that
some berserko robot

is attacking
a police station.

Macc!

Ooh! So much for your
peace-loving robot.

Where are you going?

To cover that story...

And to warn the turtles.

Chaos. Destruction.

I love it.

Hurry, fellas.

Macc is on a rampage.

We see him, April.
Thanks.

Scope it out, dudes.

Looks like nuke city.

I can't believe
macc would do this.

Believe it.

Attack!

Destroy the turtles.

It's shredder.

He's got macc
under his control.

He's about
to open fire.

Hit the pavement!

I love the smell
of lasers in the morning.

Whoa! Ooh!

He sure has changed from
the macc we used to know.

I kind of liked
the old one better.

More targets.

I want
more targets.

Wow. What a scene.

Ow!

April, you ok?

Forget me.

Look what that crazy robot
did to my camera.

Macc can't help it.

That device shredder's
using to control him

is speeding things up.

He could self-destruct
at any moment.

I'd kind of like to be
out of the neighborhood

when he goes kaboom.

It won't matter
what neighborhood you're in.

There's enough
destructive force in macc

to level this entire city.

Shredder, bring
that robot down here

before the turtles
find you.

Those retched reptiles
will never find me.

I've changed my image.

Look,
while those turtles

are searching
abandoned warehouses

and roach-infested
tenements,

I'll be luxuriating
here.

Just how are you paying
for all this?

I borrowed your
alien express card.

I never leave
technodrome without it.

Ohh!

Boo-hoo.

Oh.

Macc must've gone
this way.

It looks like
the dude's gone bad.

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

Well, maybe not all bad.

Hmm, I've got a feeling

that macc is
purposely leaving us

a trail to follow.

I hope you're right.

Aah!
Aah!

Something tells me
this is the place.

You and your
nutty hunches.

Let's go, turtles.

I'm ruined.

That's the last time

I rent a room to
a bunch of bachelors.

Do you know
which way they went?

Need you ask?
[SOBS]

They left a trail
of burn marks...

And it leads
to the basement.

Makes sense.

Shredder is always
sinking to new depths.

A transport module.

And it's getting away.

But they left a spare.

Now we can follow them.

Yeow!
Yeow!

We've got to get past
those foot soldiers first.

Allow me, guys.

Hey, dudes.

Don't forget
your luggage.

Quick.
Everyone inside.

You sure you can drive
one of these things?

How tough can it be?

Bebop and rock steady
do it all the time.

Hey!
Aah!

Ohh!

Here's the plan.

When the time portal opens,

you will lead an army
of your fellow robots

back into this dimension.

Yes, master.

Ooh, I love the sound
of that word.

Soon I will have
an army of eager robots

at my command.

But the energy drain
will destroy that one.

Good.

Then we'll no longer
have to listen

to his atrocious
cowboy dialect.

What's that?

Incoming
transport module.

It's carrying
the turtles.

Coming to rescue
their robot friend,

no doubt.

We should make our
uninvited guests feel welcome.

Foot soldiers,

front and center
on the double.

I wonder where
everyone is.

They could have
at least

left the light
on for us.

Ooh. Surprise.

Oops.

Pretty bizarro place,
huh, dudes?

Yeah, it's like
a cartoonist's nightmare.

I heard that.

Your nightmares
have just begun.

Soon your
robotic friend

will return
to his dimension

and bring back an army
of super warriors.

You can't do that
to macc.

Can't I?

Just watch.

[ELECTRIC SIZZLE]

Don't fret, partners.

We've got the drop
on these varmints.

He's free
of krang's control.

Fabuloso.

Yeah!
Yeah!

Ahh, we did it.

Those blasted turtles.
They're loose.

Well, don't just
stand there,

you bug brains,

get them.

ALL: Aah!

All right, macc.
Way to go, buddy!

Thanks.

Hey, thanks, dude.

No problemo, dude.

Where are my
rock soldiers?

Attack.

Why--you can't
do this to me!

Macc, behind you!

The time portal--
it's open.

Macc,
you better boogie.

I don't want to go back.

Too much w*r
and violence.

Listen up, amigo.

If you don't go,
you're going to blow.

Hey, you can be
a warrior for peace

in your own era.

A warrior for peace.
I like it.

Adios, partners.

♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪

♪ from the Rio Grande ♪♪

My treasured inventions
destroyed.

That'll teach you
to mess with us.

Yeah. We're lean,
we're green,

and we're mean.

Scarf this one
down, dudes.

There's more pizza
coming right up.

I'm glad macc got
back to his own era.

I'm glad he
was on our side.

Yeah, that dude could
really sling a mean laser.

Macc was a good friend,

but he belongs
in his own time.

Yeah, splinter's right.

He could have done a lot
of damage if he'd stayed.

Oh, no.
The pizza.

Oh, what a bummer.

Who needs macc
to cause damage?

We've got
Michelangelo.