03x20 - Camera Bugged

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if you think you can
defeat me, then, attack.

We shall see how well the pupils
have learned their lessons.

You got to admire
his enthusiasm.

Yeah. Let's do it.

Hyah!

Yaa-hoi!

Cowabunga!

Not one of you
broke through my defense.

What is your excuse,
students?

Well, actually, I've been
feeling kind of down lately.

And I've been feeling
boxed in.

Now that you
pin us down to it,

I think we need
a vacation, master.

A vacation?

For sure,

we're totally
tuckered out turtles.

Hmm, your lack
of fighting skills

has convinced me.

Perhaps you do need
a vacation.

All right!

Malibu beach,
here we come!

Uh-uh, the Smithsonian museum.

I say
the w*r museum.

Las Vegas is
where the action is.

Las Vegas?

Yeah, come on!

You may have
your vacation...

If you can agree
on where to spend it.

I knew there was
a catch to it.

Afternoon, ma'am.

Lovely day to sit
in the park, isn't it?

It certainly is,
officer.

[LAUGHING]

So this
is planet earth.

Hmm. Now, let's see
what the travel guide

has to say about
this strange place.

"Don't drink
the h2o."

Yes.

"Tip all waiters 15%

and be sure to compliment
earthlings on their pets."

Oh, hello, there.

That certainly is
a cute pet you have.

Does she bite?

Aah!

Hold it
right there, you--you...

Whatever it is
you are.

Oh, my. An earthling
authority figure.

Wait till the folks back
on polaris see this one.

They'll never
believe it.

Ooh, so many
photo opportunities.

It's a good thing I brought
plenty of videotape.

WOMAN: Channel 6 news.
What's that?

Your mother-in-law
disappeared?

Oh! Could you hold, please?

Channel 6 news.

Your house vanished?

Please hold.

Channel 6 news.

Irma, can't you clear
the switchboard?

I've got important
business calls to make.

I'm trying,
Mr. Thompson,

but people's things
keep on disappearing.

Do it! Do it!
Do it!

Or the next thing that
disappears will be your job.

Good going, Irma.

You sure know how to tick
the old man off.

I'll show you how to handle
these crank calls.

Channel 6 news.

What's that?

City hall
has disappeared?

What are you,
some kind of wise guy?

Yes, Mr. mayor.

Right away, Mr. mayor.

Uh...Wrong number.

Did you hear that, Irma?
City hall is missing.

Now, this sounds
like a big story.

April! Where are you going?

To take some pictures

while there's something
to take pictures of.

Man, on TV: Numerous
tourist attractions

and other landmarks

have been mysteriously
disappearing

throughout the city.

So far there's
been no explanation

for this strange
phenomenon.

Vanishing
tourist attractions

can only mean
one thing--

a visit by
the polarisoids.

The polarisoids?

The most
obnoxious tourists

in the entire galaxy.

They have cameras

that don't just take
pictures of their vacations,

it takes
their entire vacations

back with them
to polaris.

Hmm, we might make use
of their visit, krang.

Meaning what?

Meaning with
a polarisoid camera,

we could capture the
turtles in a flash.

Ooh, excellent idea.

I'm glad I thought of it.

Find the polarisoid
and bring me that camera.

Rock steady, bebop,
come with me.

We're going
polarisoid hunting.

What a waste of time.

There's no story here.

Those people look just
like ordinary tourists.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Oh, poor,
timid earthlings.

They must be
camera shy.

Wow! Talk about somebody
from out of town.

I wonder if there's
any connection

between that alien and
things disappearing.

Hmm, the nebulans must be
frequent visitors to this planet.

Why else would they put up
a statue of one?

Hot dogs! Get
your hot dogs here!

Get 'em while
they're red hot!

Oh, no! It's shredder!

I'd better let the turtles
know about this.

April to turtles.
Come in, turtles.

I still say we ought
to spend our vacation

soaking up culture.

Oh, I'd rather soak up
some rays at Malibu.

Come in, turtles!
It's an emergency!

Yes, April, what is it?

You'll like this.

It's a typical
earth nosh.

Ooh, yes,
it is rather tasty.

I'm at fountain square,

and so is shredder! Hurry!

Did you say shredder?
We're on our way!

Say, why don't I take
a picture of you

posing with a couple
of typical earthlings?

I just happen to have
a few handy.

Hi, there.

Welcome to our
friendly planet.

Ooh, good idea.

I never get pictures
of myself on vacation.

Wait till the folks
back home see this one.

They'll be pink
with envy.

Say cheese.

Cheese!

[GASPS]

Everyone disappeared!

So that's
what's been happening

to the buildings.

The camera works!

Now all I have to do is find
those blasted turtles.

Ah, my wish is granted.

Surrender, shredder.

Yeah, dude.
You're outnumbered.

Get the picture?

That's exactly
what I intend to do.

Smile, turtles, you're
on vanishing camera.

I've got to
do something.

Whoa!

I give him a 4.8
on that dive.

Everybody into the pool!

Surf's up, compadres!

What incredible footage
for the 11:00 news!

Shredder and the turtles
head to head.

So, you want
water games, huh?

Take this, you
wretched reptiles.

Oh!

Try again, creepola!

Hey!

You're all washed up,
tin-grin.

Not quite.

Whoa!

Au revoir, mutants,

till we meet again.

Aha!
The alien camera.

Give it up, shredder.
Surrender!

Not on your life.

I prefer to capture
the moment forever.

[CLICK CLICK]

Blast! It must be
out of videotape!

Looks like you've
overexposed yourself,

rustbrain.

Yeah. Why not come along
peacefully?

As usual, I have
a better idea.

[COUGHING]

I can't see!

He's gone.

Bummer, dudes.

I hate people
who smoke and run.

Shredder's got
that alien camera!

And all those famous landmarks
are trapped inside it!

Great. Maybe he'll take
a self-portrait.

At least he left me
my own camera.

So it shouldn't beautiful
total waste, fellas.

How about an interview
with the turtles?

[SIRENS WAIL]

Sorry, April.

Yeah, they're playing
our song.

Whoa, time for us to boogie.

I better get this
videotape to channel 6.

I would have
brought back the turtles

and that
meddling reporter

if this blasted camera
hadn't run out of videotape.

Excuses, excuses.

Where are those cretins
bebop and rock steady?

In here along with
that polarisoid

and half
the city's landmarks.

Good. Keep them
in there.

I want to remember
them always that way.

Wait a minute.
What's this?

"Made in Taiwan"?

You metal-masked
moron,

you brought me
the wrong camera.

That meddling reporter must
have picked up the real one.

Shredder,
you numbskull ninja!

I'm warning you--

bring me that polarisoid
camera or else!

April, well, it's about
time, miss star reporter.

Your segment goes on
the air in 30 seconds.

Vernon, it was worth
waiting for.

I've got
a dynamite exclusive

on the disappearing
landmark story.

Hmm. It had better be good.

Panic grips
the city tonight

as landmarks disappear
without a trace.

Channel 6's own
April O'Neill

has brought us
exclusive footage

on this
late-breaking story.

Hey, guys! We're going
to be on the boob tube!

Help! Help!

Boss!

It's rock steady
and bebop.

Who gave those guys
their own show?

Hey, violence sells.

Let me out!

We'll be good!
We mean it!

Calling all cars!
Calling all cars!

I'm trapped in here

with a bunch
of innocent subjects.

How's my hair?
Do the seams show?

Oops! I'm on! Hello there.

We ran the wrong tape.

It seemed to be a rerun
of science fiction theater.

The heck it was! That was
the alien's video!

Which means that April's
got his camera!

Turtles, you must recover
that alien camera

before shredder discovers
what has happened.

You're right,
master.

Let's go,
fellas!

They have much courage,

but not the best
of table manners.

Well, Vernon, what did
you think of my tape?

Old TV horror shows
are not news, April.

Old TV horror shows?

What are you
talking about?

What?

Hey, who turned on
the light?

Shredder!

I have come
for my camera.

Now, be good enough
to hand it over.

Your camera?
This is my camera!

I said hand it over!

My time is valuable!

Grrr!

What's that?

It's a great big dog, dude.
What's it look like?

Ruff! Ruff!

Bark!

Oh, I could do
a birdie, too.

Wanna see? Here--
tweet, tweet!

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

Idiotic
shadow tricks!

Turtles,
fight with honor!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Eee-yah!

Roll cameras! Ha ha!

I've always wanted
to say that.

What?
What?

You'd better
surrender, shredder.

You can't stop all four of us.
Right, turtles?

Right. Right. Right.

What action! I've got
to get this on tape!

April, don't use
that camera!

Don't!

What happened?

They all
just disappeared.

There's something
written on this thing.

"Made in
Alpha centauri"?

It's the alien camera!

April calling splinter!

Come in, splinter!
Oh, please come in!

Whoa.

Most excellent
ride, dudes.

Where are we?
What is this place?

I hate to say it,

but we're
inside the camera.

Oh, swell.
We've been shutter mugged.

Adios, reptiles!

Shredder's getting away!
After him!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, wow!

This dude took pictures
of everything!

Shred-head
overboard!

Try this on for size.

Whoa!

Way to go,
Donatello!

I'll bet you pitch

a radical round
of horse shoes.

We've got you
this time, shredder.

There's
no way out.

Here, boss!
Grab hold of this!

Farewell, mutants. Or
have I already said that?

After him, guys!

What goes up-- well, you
know the rest of it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

This guy sure took
some weird photos.

You ok, Donatello?

You look
kind of weird.

Yeah, I'm ok.

Seeing that manhole just
made me kind of homesick.

Greetings,
primitive life forms!

He's talking
about you.

Listen mister,

you've got to let
all your pictures

return
to the real world.

You've got innocent
people trapped in here.

Not to mention innocent turtles.

But I'm a tourist.

I'm supposed
to take pictures.

[HORN BLOWS]

A subway train!

Oh, is that what
that thing is?

Ha ha ha!

Better make tracks,
dudes!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I wish I hadn't eaten
that pizza before we left.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Stop! Stop, I say!

You're exceeding
the speed limit!

Cowabunga!

Oh, no. We're back
in the subway.

Let me off at the 39th
precinct, will you?

It's shredder and
the two dead heads.

Uh-oh. We're
going to crash!

Thanks for the lift. I'll
walk the rest of the way.

Whoa! You can see
the ocean from here!

That's a thrill
and a half.

What has happened, April?
Where are the turtles?

I don't know.

I just took their picture
with this camera,

and poof!
They disappeared.

We have one chance.

Quickly,
before it's too late.

Well, at least
we gave shredder the slip.

I wouldn't
be so sure.

Give my regards
to Broadway

when you hit it.

Whoa! Aah! Whoa!

Did you take a picture
of a pizza parlor?

I've got a major case
of the munchies.

Give up, turtles.
You can't escape.

Why fight, shredder?

You're trapped inside the
camera just like us.

Our entire universe is
just a video cassette.

Then it's going
to be my universe!

Attack!

With pleasure, boss.

I know. You visited
the w*r museum.

Hey, it was
free admission.

This is where
we edit all our tapes.

I pray
we're not too late.

I must
try something.

Stand back, April.

[RUMBLING]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ohh!

Aah!

Master splinter, am
I glad to see you.

Where is
Michelangelo?

Surf's up!

Cowabunga!

Ha ha!

Maybe from now on I'll just
buy picture postcards.

An excellent idea,
my friend.

Oh, April!

Uh-oh! It's my boss!

Quickly, turtles!
This way!

Whoa!

April, what
is going on here?

Chief, you wouldn't
believe me if I told ya.

I trust you enjoyed your
vacation on our planet?

Well, earth may be
a nice place to live,

but I sure wouldn't
want to visit here.

Speaking of vacations,

have you turtles decided
where you wish to go?

Actually, I think
we've decided

there's no place
like home, master.

Yeah. That sewer's starting
to look really inviting.

Exactamundo!

Like, who needs
tourists anyway?