03x37 - The Turtle Terminator

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♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

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♪ turtle power ♪

[Rreow!]

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

Watch this,
shredder.

You muddle-headed
mutants.

Quit wasting time.

Start operation
turtle Terminator.

Right, boss.
We're on our way.

♪ LA da da-da ♪

♪ LA da da-da da ♪

♪ da da da-da da ♪

♪ I have a date ♪

♪ so I can't
be late ♪

♪ don't want
to make him w-wai-- ♪

Ah-choo!

Ow!

Shh.

Don't make no noise.

Do like I do.

[Rreow!]

Yieee!

Do like that?

Ok...

If I have to.

Oh!

Ooh, you poor man...
Or mutant.

Mutant?

Aah!

[BONES CRACKING]

Ow!

Another mutant!

Look what you've done.

[SNORTS]

What we're doing, lady,
is kidnapping you.

And don't give us
no trouble.

Kidnapping me?

Oh, no.
No, please don't!

I love it when they beg.

You--you can't
kidnap me today.

I have got a lunch date

with channel 6's incredibly
handsome anchorman.

Hey--hey, you can come back
tomorrow and kidnap me.

Ooh! How come
we always get

the tough assignments?

Ready, turtles?

Yeah.
I'll hit him high.

I'll hit him low.

And I'll take
what's left. Ha ha.

Hyah!
Hyah!

Cowabunga!
Hyah!

ALL: Uhh!

A fine bunch of ninjas
we are--

we fell for the oldest
trick in the book.

The lesson to be learned is,

things are not
always as they appear.

Learn to trust
your instincts,

not your eyes.

[BEEPING]

It's the turtlecom.

Leonardo here.

What's wrong, April?

I'm at Irma's apartment.

The place is a complete mess.

So what else is new?

Irma's place
is always a mess.

Irma is missing,

and I'm sure rocksteady
and bebop took her.

Wait right there,
April.

We're on our way.

Let's go, turtles.

[FOGHORN BLOWING]

Where are you bozos
taking me?

Hey, lady, you ask
too many questions.

Well, how do you expect me
to learn anything?

Well, you just better
get me back

in time for my date
or--or I'll--

or you'll what?

[GASPS]

Mr. shredder?

That's right, Irma.

Welcome to our humble
low-rent hideout.

Look, look. I'd love to
get the complete tour,

but...I have a date.

Ha ha ha.
You certainly do...

With this robot.

It's programmed to do
just one thing--

find and destroy
the turtles.

But what's all this
got to do with me?

You'll soon see.

Turtle Terminator,
self-activate.

F-f-forget it,
fellas.

I'm not
into heavy metal.

H-h-hey!

Hey, cut it out.

It tickles.

SHREDDER: Oh,
it's working perfectly.

Hey...
You look familiar.

[ROBOT VOICE]
You look familiar.

Oh! It's me!

Oh, at last,

the plan that will finally
destroy the turtles.

Wow, it was rocksteady
and bebop

that crashed this bash,
for sure.

But where did they
take Irma?

That might be a clue.

It looks like someone
tracked it in.

If we knew what it is
and where it came from,

we'd know where
they took Irma.

Then let's
get started.

April, you better get
back to channel 6

in case she
turns up there.

Ok, guys,
but be careful.

What is your mission,
android Irma?

Locate turtles.

Zap turtles.

Exactly.

At the first sign
of the turtles,

blast them!

Blast turtles
at first sign.

h* h*! Splendid.
Now get to it.

Hey, get your balloons
right here!

Take some home
to the kiddies.

Turtles...

Zap turtles.

Hem-hem. Must be
a balloon hater.

According
to my analysis,

that slimy green plant
from Irma's apartment

is a hunk of seaweed.

Seaweed?

That means the mutants
must be operating

out of the waterfront
district.

Hey, give the lady
a cigar.

We're headed
for the waterfront now.

Don't worry, April.
We'll find Irma.

I hope so.

Irma!

Irma, where
have you been?

Thank goodness
you're all right.

Oh, still no sign of Irma...
Or seaweed, either.

I'll check in
with April.

Donatello to April.
Donatello to April.

What's up, fellas?

April, where are you?

I'm here at channel 6
with Irma.

Irma? She's there?

Is she ok?

Ok?

She's fantastic.

[TYPING RAPIDLY]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Channel 6.
Please hold.

Channel 6.
Please hold.

Irma, would you please
find the Wilson file

you lost 3 days ago?

I really need--

here.
Now get off my back.

Irma, you amaze me.

What are you
doing, Irma,

bucking
for a big raise?

No, I'm on a mission,
numskull.

And she insists
rocksteady and bebop

were never
in her apartment.

Yeah, sure. And I've
never been in the sewers.

Then who or what made those
big holes in Irma's wall?

Well, maybe like some
truly humongous mice.

Wait!

That's a transport-module
tunnel.

That means shredder
is definitely in the area.

You know what this means, don't you?
Yeah.

It's time for us turtles

to catch some
humongous mice.

Hi there,
Irma baby.

Oh, hello.

Well, this is it,
lucky lady--

your big lunch date
with me. Ha ha.

Get lost.

You must have
forgotten.

I'm granting you one full
hour with yours truly.

I have a mission.
I cannot leave.

Now wait
just a minute.

No one
throws me over.

No, no!

Whoa!

[CRASH]

Wow, how weird!

It's usually Irma
who flips out over a date.

Hey, Irma!

We're starving.

Yeah. What's happening
with lunch?

[COUGHING]

It's burning,
I think.

Ow!

Owww!

Ooh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeow!

Owww!
Ow-ohh!

Please forgive me.

Oh, this kidnapping
has me so upset.

We ought to get
hazard pay for this.

Gee, I'd take
any pay.

Uh-oh. We got to
put out that fire.

I sure wish
shredder was here.

Hey!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!
Ohh!

You had to open
your big mouth.

Look at this place.

I knew I couldn't trust you
to carry out this assignment.

Well, it ain't
our fault, boss.

It's this
floozy here.

Yeah, she's
a real klutz.

Hold on!

I resent that remark.

[CRUNCH]

Ow-ow-ouch!

Aah-oww!

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

See what I mean?

We've covered
the waterfront for hours

and still nothing.

We'll never find shredder's
hideout at this rate.

Hey, dudes, wake up
and smell the pizza.

We can find him.
It's a cinch.

Oh, yeah? Exactly
how do we do it?

We follow them.

It's bebop
and rocksteady.

No duh.

Why, Tiffany,
darling,

I don't know where you
heard such a story.

You know you're
my one and only,

my very own turtledove.

Turtles...

Zap turtles.

Wow.

That Tiffany's
hot, hot, hot.

That's not Irma.

It's some kind
of robot.

I've got to warn
the turtles.

A robot?

Irma's been replaced
by a robot?

Exactly--

some kind of
turtle-destroying android.

Ok. We'll deal with it.

But first, we've got
to save the real Irma.

Please hurry.

If anybody even whispers
the word turtle,

channel 6
will be history.

You heard April.
Let's go.

What humiliation.

The future ruler
of the universe

reduced to eating
Chinese takeout.

Um, excuse me,
your supreme highness,

but could you pass
the soy sauce?

I've got some
right here.

Oh. I-I'm so...

I know.

Sorry.

I'll get you
a washcloth.

[CRUNCH]

Ow!

Sorry.

Where would
a supervillain

keep his washcloths?

Psst. Irma.

Keep quiet and
we'll get you out.

Oh, boy!

You've come
to rescue me!

Now I can go on my date.

Shh.

The turtles!

Get them!

Let the good times roll!

Whoa!
Ohh!

No! Look out!

Whoa!
Ohh!

[CRASH]

How about some
egg flew young?

[MUTTERING]

What's he saying?

[MUTTERING]

Heh heh.

You don't
want to know.

They're getting away!

Try these on for
size, shellbacks.

Oh, they got away.

You expected
something else?

At least
Irma's safe.

Big story out
on interstate 5, Stan.

A semi just flipped over
and turned turtle.

Turtle...

Zap turtle.

I've heard
of hot news flashes,

but this
is ridiculous.

Hurry, guys.

That robot is getting more
dangerous by the moment.

It's going to destroy
everyone at the station!

Including that
truly divine anchorman?

I'm afraid so.

You heard April.

Don't spare
the turtle power.

What do we have here,
canned ham?

Ugh... Ugh... Arghh!

My, shredder,

what a colorful
entrance.

This is no time
for jokes.

Your turtle Terminator
has failed.

We'll see about that.

Turtle Terminator,

this is your master.

I await your command, master.

Intercept those turtles
and destroy them.

We've got to get to
channel 6 right away.

Not to worry,
bud.

We're just
about there.

Correction--

we're just
about finished!

It's Irma!

No way, dude.

She's totally bogus.

Oh, no!
It's that robot again.

Her eyes are glowing.

Whoa. How does
she do that?

I don't know,
but it's kind of attractive.

Major bummer, dudes!

Banzai!

Turtles fight
with honor!

And women fight
with handbags!

Quick!
Everyone inside.

Why should we run?

That's a pretty
good reason.

We can't
fight that thing here.

The whole city
will be wasted.

Ok, Einstein,
so where do we go?

I don't know,

but first, let's convince
it to come out with us.

Hey, lady,
want a lift?

Must get turtles.

APRIL: Hey,
we're going nowhere fast.

That Irma android is using
some kind of magnetic ray.

So much for taking
that robot anywhere.

No, we can do it.

Let the robot
grab us, April.

Now what?

Quick. Head for the
abandoned amusement park.

You've got it, Donatello.

At last,

the turtles are about
to be defeated.

I wouldn't
count my turtles

before they've
hatched, krang.

You're so negative.

Trust me.

Nothing can go wrong.

Everybody out.

April, you and Irma
take cover.

We'll handle this.

But--but...

You heard him,
April.

When turtles talk,
Irma listens.

Yo, dudette.

Let's tango.

Ohh!

I thought you liked a women

with fire in her eyes.

I sure wish we could
find something to eat.

Irma, how can you
think of food

at a time like this?

Hey, I'm starving.

I never had lunch with that
gorgeoso anchorman, remember?

Oh, boy!

A vending machine!

And it's got my
favorite health food--

chocolate-covered
marshmallow fudge cake.

Well, Donatello,
got any ideas

how we can stop
that robot?

Just one.

Overload
its targeting circuits

and burn it out.

Bodacious notion,
but, like, how?

Simple. We give it
more targets

than it can handle.

All right,
let's do it.

Here we are! Over here!
Hey, android!

It's gone.

But where
did it go?

Irma?

Irma,
where are you?

Irma, where did you
disappear to?

Disappear to?

April, you'll never
believe it--

I found this
fantastic machine

with all this
health food and--oops.

Who are you,

and who
does your hair?

Well, you see, I came along for
the ride with the tur--uh!

Whatever you do,

don't use
the "t" word.

The "t" word?

What "t" word?

Oh! You mean turtles.

Turtles...

Fellas, we've got
a real problem

if we can't find
that android.

Yeow!
Help!

Sounds like April and Irma
just found it for us.

Great. Time to implement
our game plan.

Why didn't you warn me

the "t" word
was turtles?

Irma, you're hopeless.

Ok, batter up.

Visitors 8,

home team nothin'.

Hey, babe. Hit me
with your best shot.

Ha! Not even close.

You gotta do
better than that.

So much for that plan.

It's not getting
overloaded.

We need
more targets yet.

And I know
just the place.

Destroy turtles.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Robots and androids!
Step right up!

All the turtles
you can sh**t at!

Thousands of tantalizing
turtle targets!

KRANG:
Turtle Terminator, stop!

Don't go in there.

I command you.

Must not stop.

Must destroy turtles.

It's cut me off.
It won't respond!

Big deal.

It's going into
a fun house.

Don't you understand?

The only thing that could
destroy that robot

is in the fun house.

Hey, laser-breath!

Your mother wears
steel sneakers.

Can't zap me.

Can't zap me.

Nyah nyah
nyah-nyah nyah!

No, dudette,
lay it on me.

Hey, over here.

No. Over here. No. Over here.

Over here! Me first!
I'm here, dude!

Wow. Talk about
blowing a gasket.

Truly radical strategy,
fearless leader,

but what put you onto
the mirror bit, huh?

I remembered master
splinter's words--

"things are not always
what they seem."

You know, I think I can repair
and reprogram this thing.

Why would you want
to do that?

For one final mission.

Well, krang,

it appears your turtle
Terminator was a Turkey.

The experiment
isn't over yet.

[TRANSPORT MODULE
WHOOSHES]

Now, who could that be?

Zap shredder,

zap krang,

and zap mutants.

Yeow!

Yeow! Yieee! Owww!

Ooh-ow! Yieee-ooh! Eeyow!

Ooh! Owww! No fair!

I did what
to the anchorman?

You threw him
right across the room.

What am I gonna
tell him?

Just tell him the truth.

Donatello's right.

The truth never hurts.

Yeah, and, like,
here's your chance now.

Yoo-hoo!

Mr. incredibly handsome
anchorman!

I can explain.

No, no!

Keep away!

Ohh!
Ohh!

What can I say but...

Oops?

On second thought,

maybe the truth
does hurt.