04x37 - Big Bug Blunder

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Ah, it sure is nice
to have nothing
to do for a change.

You said it, dude.

Watching TV
and scarfing pizza--

Now, that's what I call
a fulfilled existence.

Turtles.

[together]
Yes, Master Splinter?

This room is a disgrace
to ninja standards.

I strongly suggest
it be cleaned.

[all chattering]

[sneezes, groans]

I think I'm allergic
to housecleaning.

We're gonna need
more brooms.

Michelangelo, is that
where you've been keeping
your empty soda cans?

Well, I was saving
'em up for recycling.
That's great,

but there has got to be
an easier way to do this.

I heard that.

Just crank up old
metal-head here and let
him do the dirty work.

Okay, metal-head,
do your stuff.

[vacuum whooshing]

[Michelangelo]
Primo notion,
Donatello.

[Raphael]
Yeah, the place'll be
clean in no time.

Uh, there's just
one tiny problem.

I think that
high-tech turtle's getting
a little carried away!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

[all groaning]

Whoa. This dude cleans
like a chrome tornado.

We got to deactivate him
while we've still got
some furniture left.

What is all
this noise?

Stop!
Put me down!

[chuckles]
That...
That tickles.

Let me see if I can find
the “off” button from here.

[powers down]
[groans]

Next time, dudes,
let's just move
to another sewer.

[Shredder]
Another vat
of mutagen?

I must keep working
until I manage

to duplicate
the original formula.

You whipped up enough
of this batch to flood
Dimension X.

[fly buzzing]

Yow!

Uh, what you doin',
Rocksteady?

Practicing conducting
an orchestra.

What does it look like,
ham-head?

It looks like you're
trying to swat a fly.

Here, let me help.

Hey!
Oops.
Sorry.

I thought you was
the fly.

All right,
this fly is toast.

Yeah.
Let's make it
a firefly.

[chuckling]

Rocksteady, Bebop,
stop, you imbeciles!

You mutton-headed
mutants!

You've ruined
my mutagen!

[fly buzzing]

What happened?
Where did that huge
fly come from?

N-Nice fly.
Good fly.
[buzzing]

Yeah, we're sorry
we tried to swat you.

What's going on?
It came from this.

You two meddling morons
have accidentally created

something interesting.

This is fascinating.

This new mutagen
has very specific
properties.

Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

[Krang]
Just as I suspected.

It only affects
insects and arachnids

by causing a huge
increase in size.

That gives me
a fantastic idea.

Insects outnumber people
by a million to 1.

This could be
the weapon we need

to finally conquer that
miserable Planet Earth,

and I have you
two bumbling dolts
to thank for it--

much as I hate
to admit it.

Oh, gee.
I just love it

when the boss
gives us
compliments.

Wow. It's been
a long time

since my feet have
trod the bright lights
of the big city.

This sure is different

from being back
home in the swamp.

[flies buzzing]

Here, allow me
to help you

with those bothersome
insects, buddy.

Yum.
These city flies
are good.

That's it.
I'm going back
to law school.

[all clamoring]

City folk have
strange habits.

Boy, howdy!
Jiminy!

Everything's bigger
in the city!

Here it comes.

[all screaming]

Tongue, don't
fail me now!

[exclaiming]

We interrupt this program
to bring you a special
news bulletin.

A gigantic housefly has
been seen over midtown.

I don't know what's going on,
but we'd better check it out.

Okay, so where's
this big bug?

[Raphael]
Now, there's something
you don't see every day.

Isn't that
Genghis Frog?
Yeah.

And it looks like
he bit off more
than he could chew.

Whew! You sure have
got some unusual insects
in this here metropolis.

We've got to do something
about that fly.

I think I've got
the solution.

Mmm-mmm!
Wish I'd brought along

about 50 thousand
pancakes.

Outstanding!
Now all we need is

a giant,
economy-sized
fly swatter.

The big
question is,

where did this
oversized house pest
come from?

Well, I'll bet
pesos to pizza

its home address
is Dimension X.

We've combed the
technodrome and come up
with these 3 bugs.

They'll be enough
to start our plan
of conquest.

I must congratulate
you, Shredder.

This might
actually work.

Of course it will work.
An army of giant insects

will bring humanity
to its knees.

Rocksteady, Bebop,
quickly,

before the mutagen
takes effect.

Now let's see
how Earth deals with
these overgrown pests.

[laughing]

So, like, why
the surprise visit,
Genghis?

Well, it's like this.

I was sitting on
a lily pad one day

catching flies,
as I am wont to do,

when I said
to myself, self,

is this really all
life has to offer?

So I came to visit
my friends in the big city
and have some fun.

How come Attila,
Rasputin and Napoleon
didn't come with you?

Because crawdad season
just opened,

and they wanted
to bag their limit.

[Turtle Com beeps]
Leonardo here.

Leonardo, the city's
being invaded by big bugs!

Oh, that's old news, April.
We already took acre of
that oversized fly.

Fine. Now you can
do the same

for the giant wasp
outside my window!
[buzzing]

We're on our way.

Gosh, how much fun
can one frog stand?

[all screaming]

[screaming]

Dudes, that is one
humongous insect!

Actually,
it's an arachnid,
not an insect.

This is a heck of a time
for a biology lesson!

Uh, anybody got
the number of a really
good exterminator?

[all clamoring]

What's it doing?
It's a mud wasp.

It's building a nest
on the wall.

Ew!
How disgusting.

It's time to beat
a strategic retreat!

What happened?
The power's gone out.

That means
the elevators
won't work!

And that means...
we're trapped in here!

It's only taken
a few giant insects

to bring the city
to a standstill.

Exactly.
Humanity won't
stand a chance

when we use
the growth mutagen on
thousands more bugs.

I think it's time
for plan 2.

Go to Earth
and enlarge some ants,

enough to ensure
the city's collapse.

There's a time-delay
mechanism on this vial.

Just find
the nearest anthill
and leave it there.

Ooh! Ooh!
Can we go too, boss?

No doubt I'll live
to regret this,
but very well.

Hey, I tapped
“firsties.”

How'd you like
a fat tusk?

Hey, don't look at me.
You created them.

This critter would
sure come in handy
in an auto-wrecking yard.

Help!
A scorpion's
got Michelangelo.

Figured that out
all by yourself,
did you?

[screams]
Do something, dudes!

This thing's trying to
give me a haircut!

Hold on,
Michelangelo.

My trusty ax will
strike in your behalf.

Good idea, Genghis.
Now for a little
change of direction.

[roaring]
[screaming]

I've got ya.

Keep it up, Leonardo!
It doesn't like water!

[roaring]

Let's go.
We've got him right
where we want him.

Are you sure we
don't have him right
where he wants us?

[roaring]

Keep it busy.
I've got an idea.

“Keep it busy”?

What are we supposed to do,
take it on a shopping spree?

I know one thing
that'll stand up
against it.

Come on, Scorpio.

Let's see what
you're made of.

Donatello sure is handy
with a steam shovel.

Yeah. If the super-hero
business ever dries up,

he could get a job
as a construction worker.

So, like,
where's Leonardo?

Donatello,
lure him this way!

This'll teach you
to mix it up
with the Turtles!

[screeching]

Nice goin', guys.

Yeah.
That oughta hold him
for a while.

[Turtle Com beeps]
Leonardo here.

Uh, I don't mean
to be pushy, guys,

but we could use
some help over here--
like, immediately!

The wasp has sealed
all the windows,
and the power's off.

We're running out
of air in here!

Hang on, April!
Help is on the way!

Gee, you'd think
it'd be easy

to find ants
in a vacant lot.

[gasps]
Maybe if we had
an ant call.

Ooh, it's gonna take
an army of window cleaners

to get this place
back in shape.

Fresh air!

Oh, I'll never complain
about smog again.

It's an honor
and a privilege

to be the frog who
rescues so fair
a maiden.

Hey, I should
go first.

After all,
I'm a director.

Vernon, stuff
a sock in it.

Uh-oh.
looks like

close encounters
of the “bug” kind.

Hey, hey, hey!
Come back here!
What about us?

Sorry. I need
room to maneuver.

Uh, you know, boss,

somehow I thought
working for you

would be more
glamorous than this.

Personally, I think
this is a wild-ant chase.

Yow!
[exclaiming]

You found 'em!
You found the ants!

Oh, he found them!
Ain't that great, boss?

Bebop,
you dunderhead!
[expl*si*n]

Uh-oh.

Shredder,
what's going on?

Have you found
any ants yet?

There's been a slight
complication.

I-I'll get
back to you.

[all exclaiming]

[all]
Whoa!

[exclaiming]

[exclaiming]

Hang on.
There's one chance.

Whew!
I must admit,

there was a moment
there when I thought
I'd never hear

the lyrical chirping
of the swamp crickets
again.

[screeching]

Yeah, well, you just
hold that thought, dude.

[screeching]

[growling]

We've got to do something
before they wreck
the whole city!

[screeching]
[growling]

Boy, we sure could use
some of that bug spray

they use down
in the swamp.

That gives me
an idea!
Listen.

[all yelling]

This is all
your fault.

Our fault?
You was the one

who dropped
the mutagen.

I've had enough
of this!

Now, do something
about that ant!

[both exclaiming]

I'm out of here!

Back, Simba!
Back!

All right.
Don't stand about,

patting yourselves
on the back.

Boy, that's
gratitude for ya.

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, this place is
“mondo mysterioso.”

Golly!

I've never seen anything
like this before.

Hey, these are balloon
floats used in the
Thanksgiving Day parade.

So what are we
doing here?

We don't have time to
repair the Turtle Blimp,

so we got to find
a substitute.

And I think
we just found it.

This time I want
no foul-ups from you two.

Right, boss.

Cross our hearts
and hope to die.

Open the portal.
We'll want a quick getaway
when these ants start growing.

It'll take a few minutes
to power up the equipment.

In just a few minutes,
the city will be invaded

by hordes of
giant ants.
[chuckles]

It's moments like this
that I live for.

They should've
been here by now.

How will we know them
when we see them?
They're kinda hard to miss.

All right!
It's bug-busters
to the rescue!

Now let's see if Bug-Off
lives up to its name.

[screeching]
[snarling]

[all cheering]

Uh-oh.
Don't look now,

but a large, unfriendly
fellow air traveler
is headed our way.

Sting our blimp, huh?
Take that!

Not meaning to be picky,
but just where

are we herding these
oversized house pests?

[Donatello]
There.

[beeping]
What?

[growling]

No!

Shoo! Shoo!
Go find a picnic
or something!

[all shouting]

[snarling, buzzing]

Krang, Krang,
close the portal!

I can't reach
the switch!

[all cheering]

Well, any more
bright ideas?

I don't suppose
we might happen to have

a few thousand feet
of flypaper on board.

[buzzing]

Now, that there was
a most bodacious
adventure!

[chuckles]
What do you guys usually do
after saving the world?

Well, dude,

usually we just kick back,
scarf a little pizza

and watch a little TV.

I can relate to that!

Oh, look. A classic
of sci-fi cinema--

Attack of the 50-foot
Boll Weevil.

Well, you know,
we've still got some
housecleaning to do.

Yeah, maybe there's
something good
on the radio.

I think I'll go
read a book.
What happened?

I think maybe something
about the movie bugs them.

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