05x11 - The Ice Creature Cometh

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[April]
There seems to be no end in
sight to the garbage strike

that has crippled the city
for almost three weeks.

More cash for trash.
More cash for trash.

Now, reporting live from
the Department of Sanitation,

Here is Channel 6's
Vernon Fenwick

with the latest reaction.

[flies buzzing]

The city
is in severe danger

of being buried under
a mountain of malodorous
mold-ridden muck.

It's disgusting,
revolting.

I think I'm going
to be sick.

Well,
it looks like Vernon

finally found himself
a nice, soft gig.

This is not a joking matter,
Michelangelo.

A plague of flies
is a serious omen.

I fear something
is in the air.

[sniffing]
Right, the smell
of all that garbage.

It's stinking
up the city so badly

that our sewer is starting
to smell like a...

well, like a sewer.

I suspect the source
of that pungent aroma

is far closer than you think.

Perhaps if you would
get rid of your uneaten
portions of pizza.

[dial tone]

Hey, that gives me an idea!

Who wants extra
pepperoni on his pizza?

All right, uh-huh,
got it.

And remember our slogan,

if we don't deliver
your pizza in 30 minutes,

tough tetrazzini!

Ain't you ever heard
of going on a diet?

Oh, quit griping
and give me a boost!

Ouch!

Hey, I got an idea.

We'll use these cans
to get up to that window.

Eh, millions of flies.

Hey, what's going on?

These flies act like they
got brains or something.

[Man]
Which is more than
I can say for you

moronic mutants!

And they do have a brain...

...mine.

It's Baxter Stockman.

Better known as...

the Landlord of the Flies.

All right, dudes.

Here it is.

One family-sized pizza
with extra marshmallows.

We're ready, willing,
and able.

Whoa, those flies
have some crust!

Yeah, ours!

Super gross!

They're everywhere!

Hiyah! Hiyah!

Oops.

Uh, sorry about that.

Next time, my students,

I suggest you go
out for pizza.

They've returned
at last.

If your mutants have
been successful,

I'll have the final
component in place

for my latest project,

the anti-matter platter.

What happened?

Who are these creatures?

They're Bebop
and Rocksteady!

But they're covered with--

With flies.

Simple ordinary houseflies.

Well, maybe not
so ordinary.

Baxter Stockman!

I should have clipped
your wings when I
had the chance!

What--What's going on?

I should warn you,
Shredder,

fly jokes don't
go over too well

with this crowd.

You've got
them under your control?

Let's just say I've learned
to communicate with them,

and they've taught
me the perfection,

the pride,
the dignity, of flydom!

And now, I shall
lead my army of

faithful followers in a
revolution of retribution

against the world of humans.

But before that,

I plan to get
even with you

for turning me
into a c*ck
fly in the first place.

Attack!

Wait, no!

Shredder,
do something!

Don't I always?

Heeyah!

Who turned on the
air conditioner?

[teeth chattering]

No! No!

You cheated!

We did it!

Yeah, we showed them
flies who's stupid.

You froze them.

For once, you did
something right, Shredder!

Now, only
one task remains.

[gulping]

I suppose you're
going to swat me!

You supposed correctly.

All insects deserve
to be squashed!

[Krang]
Shredder, stop!

Your plan was clumsy,
Baxter,

but it has promise.

Your fly-by-night talent
may just be what we need.

What are you
driving at, Krang?

If you help us bring
the city to its knees,

I'll use my
anti-matter platter

to turn you back
into what used
to pass for a human being.

Well, do you like
my little proposition?

Does a fly like garbage?

[flies buzzing]

We made it.

I've seen enough flies to
last me the rest of my life.

Better make that
two lifetimes, dude.

Check it out!

[Raphael]
Call it a crazy hunch,

but something tells me
to invest in flypaper.

Whoa, what's happening?

Where did they
all come from?

[Leonardo]
More importantly,
what do they want?

Great idea, Leonardo.

"Let's go up to streets
to avoid the flies,"
you said.

Sorry.

I'm a ninja expert,
not an insect expert.

Well, here comes
a bunch of volunteers

to give us a lesson.

The sewer's starting
to look pretty good
right about now.

Let's hit the underground.

[Michelangelo]
Yeah, time to
boogie, dudes.

The flies have taken
over the city.

Everywhere you look,

panicking people
are running in terror.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[Man]
W--Waiter, there's
a fly in my soup!

You were saying, sir?

Uh, never mind.

"Flies paralyze city."

Can I borrow that newspaper?

Hey, you'll all have
a turn to read it.

Oh, it's not for reading.

It's for beating!

I'll fix these
little buggers!

Oops. Sorry.

Man, these pesky flies
are on everything!

I say it's time
to kick a little tail!

Yeah, a really little tail.

[Turtlecom beeps]

Strange.

The Turtlecom signal
seemed to freak them out.

April to Turtles.
Come in!

Donatello here.

What's up, April?

The fly story
has broken wide open.

Turn on Channel 6.

I go live
in a few seconds.

[Vernon]
Stay tuned for
Operation Fly Storm,

a Channel 6 special report.

Hey, like, there's zero
visibility, dudes.

Watching a blank
television set,
my students?

No, Master Splinter,

there's a bulletin
about the flies on TV.

Then first you must get
the flies off TV.

April O'Neil and
I will be right back

with our exclusive interview

with the man claiming to be

the Landlord of the Flies.

[Thompson]
Looks like that fly guy,

won't let us get
a shot of his face.

Nail this phony, April.

Don't worry, Chief,

I'll ask plenty
of tough questions.

Uh, exactly what would
be a tough question?

For one, why
I ever hired you!

[April]
I understand you claim to be
in control of these flies.

What exactly do you want?

Simple.

Unless control
of the city
is handed over to me,

my flies will turn
it into the world's
largest landfill.

Excellent.

Baxter is doing just
as he's told.

He'd better, if he knows
what's good for him.

Huh, really,
Mr. Landlord of the Flies,

I hardly think a bunch
of ugly little insects

could do any great damage.

Oh, no?

Show him, my pets!

He shouldn't have
called us flies ugly.

Now I'm really bugged.

[Leonardo]
It's Baxter Stockman.

Old fly face
himself.

[Donatello]
I should have figured
this one out.

Annoying insects
and Baxter Stockman?

They go together perfectly.

The past few hours have been
merely a small sample.

Soon, I'll have
the whole town buzzing.

Buzzing!

Fellas, this calls
for some Turtle tactics.

I like to think of us
as a swat team.

Let's Turtlize them!

And now, my little
buzzing buddies,

let us do the town.

Attack!

[screaming]

Go, fly boy, go!

Why, what in the w--

I can't see!

Phew, that was close.

[Baxter]
Now, my furry followers,

show them what
damage you can do!

Total destruction!

Repeat!
Total destruction!

Turtle power!

Come in to our parlor,

said the Turtles
to the flies.

Glad you could stick around,
little dudes.

The Turtles!

I had a feeling
you might show up.

Heh, heh, looks like you're
through buzzin', cousin.

Do you really think you
can stop a billion flies?

Not to mention
a rhino and a warthog.

Rocksteady and Bebop?

What are you doing here?

Oh, we came to help you.

Well, we figured
if Krang could turn you

back into a human being,

why not us?

Uh, forget it, guys,

we're way past
the Age of Miracles.

Oh, yeah, take this,
shellhead!

Oh, great.

Now we're trapped.

You and your mouth!

Fire at will!

Yeah!
Uh, which one's Will?

I know there's a Leonardo,

and a Raphael,

and, uh--

Never mind.

Just fire at all of them!

Now you're talking!
All right!

[Rocksteady]
Bye, bye, Turtles.

This is the end
of those bone domes.

Whoa, head for cover,
everyone.

Whoa, talk about being
stuck in traffic.

[car horns honking]

I got an idea, guys.

Cowabunga!

Help me rip the tops
off these convertibles!

Great idea, Donatello!

Why exactly
are we doing this?

Yeah, what's
the plan, Stan?

What, and ruin the
surprise for the viewers?

What do you suppose
they're doing?

Beats me.

I've heard
of ripping off cars,

but not car tops.

Okay, on my signal,

flip your lids!

That's still one law
around here you can't break!

Yeah, the law of gravity.

Whoa, beaucoup bugs.

Looks like the Baxter man's
doing his thing again.

Yes, my pets, lift!

Put your furry,
little backs into it!

Unless you guys
want to catch a cab,

you'd better run!

[Baxter]
Trash them! Bash them!

Any way you want, them!

You teenaged troublemakers
are powerless against me!

And this
is just the beginning!

Soon, the entire city
will be powerless!

Nothing seems to stop
these ferocious insects.

It's horrible, sickening,
stomach-turning.

Oh, couldn't you use
a better choice of words?

I'm already airsick.

Huh?

Your suffering
has just begun.

Bad news, swat team.

Looks like we're the
dudes who got swatted.

We'll just have to turn
up the juice next time.

Speaking of juice,

what was it that Baxter said

about making
the city powerless?

Sorry, I was a little
too busy to take notes.

[Donatello]
I think I know what
kind of power he meant,

and if I'm right,

we'd better
make Turtle tracks.

[All]
Turtle power!

This way.

This way. No pushing!

Everyone will get a chance.

It's a good thing their
brains are so tiny,

otherwise, how could
I convince them

to fly into
a jillion-zigawatt generator?

Once my pets short-circuit
the city's power,

I will be charge!

[laughing]
Charge!

Dream on, Stockman.

Turtles?

How did you find me?

You super-villain types
are easy to see through.

Attack!

And sheets of plastic
are even easier

to see through, Baxter.

You asked for it,
you ninja noodniks!

Now, you're going
to witness the true power

of my winged warriors!

Push, my followers! Push!

It's buckling!

Watch out!

[Raphael]
Whoa! Head's up!

They're swarming
over the generator!

Let's make Turtle tracks,

before that thing blows!

[car horns honking]

[Raphael]
What happened?

I can't see a thing.

[Donatello]
What's that noise?

I think it's some dude with
a really humongous flashlight.

Hi, fellas!

Want a lift?

Wrong, Michelangelo.

It's a dudette
with a helicopter.

[Michelangelo]
Cowabunga!

How are we going
to find Baxter and his
flies in this darkness?

I don't know,

but we've got
to keep searching.

I just know
something's cooking.

Uh, speaking of cooking,

I sure could go
for a garlic pizza

with shrimp
and chocolate syrup.

Oh.

And smothered
in marshmallow gravy.

Oh, please, must you
talk about food?

Trust me, dude,

green is definitely
not your color.

[Vernon moans]

[Leonardo]
Hold on!

How come the new ballpark
has lights?

[Donatello]
Well, it has
its own generator.

But why would they
turn it on now?

There's no game scheduled.

I got a feeling our friend
Baxter is playing at home.

April and Vernon,

you stay here
in case of an emergency!

Sure. Right.

We wouldn't think
of moving.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

You didn't think I really
meant that, did you?

Huh?

Come on, Vernon!

We've got a story to cover!

If Baxter Stockman
is in here,

we'll knock him
out of the park!

I think I know a way

to knock him further
than that.

You guys go ahead.

I'll be back before
the 7th inning stretch.

You'd better, dude,

or it's back to the minors.

Looks like we were wrong.

There aren't any flies here.

Yeah, the silence
of the flies.

That's what you think.

Michelangelo goes back
for a long pop fly!

Uh, oh.

It's a pop fly,
all right,

and he's brought
all the kids along.

Cute family,

but how does he
tell them apart?

Uh-oh, we're trapped.

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, what's going on?

Is this their idea
of a squeeze play?

It's Shred-head.

Well, well, if it
isn't a Turtle burrito?

All right, Shredder,

I've done your bidding!

Now make me a human
like Krang promised!

Why the hurry, Baxter?

You make such a lovely fly.

But--But we had a deal.

Deals are made
to be broken,

just like the wings
of a certain fly.

Now do as you're told,

or you'll remain
a fly forever!

Yes, Shredder.

Now finish them off!

Flies!
To the attack!

Vernon, there must be some
way to save the Turtles.

How do I let you talk
me into these things?

I'm leaving!

[organ playing]

This note, it's driving
the flies crazy.

This calls for an encore.

What?

If I play it,
they'll go.

Guys?

I think we got
us a whole new ballgame!

So you guys want
to play hardball.

We sure do.

But first,

let's have a little
batting practice.

See if you can
handle these, Tin Grin.

Hey, ow, uh, oh--

Slide, dudes, slide!

Quickly, back
to the transport module.

Well, sports fans,

looks like I'm back
managing the team.

Go, my pets.

Do your worst!

Well, like they say, Baxter,

it ain't over until
the portable portal
generator sings.

How come Donatello
always get to make
all the grand entrances?

So long, Baxter.

You're playing
the rest of the season

in another dimension.

Oh, no!

Not again!

I shall return!

When it comes
to being a super villain,

Baxter is strictly
fly-by-night.

[Leonardo]
Look at them go!

[Donatello]
Well, now that
Baxter's gone,

the flies are no longer
under his control.

[April]
And so, at last,

the garbage strike
is finally over,

and the city
is back to normal.

Now, with a live report

on the
garbage removal project,

here is Vernon Fenwick.

Get away from me!

Shoo flies! Scat!

Well, like the man says,
Vernon,

it's a dirty job,
but someone's got
to do it.

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